Update-93
Kiran aur uska Bhai nae jagah par settle hogaye the
Vo chhoti umar me hi kafi mature hogya tha apne aas pass ke environment ki vajah se
Esliye usse jada problem nahi hue aur na hi usne Kiran ko jada problem hone di
College vapas khul gaye the aur sab vapas bhi aagaye
Aaj first day tha third year ka
First day ke hissab se jo hona tha class me vohi ho raha tha
Daksh humesha ki tarah last me batha tha
Nidhi first, Kiran uske piche
Aur baki bakchod last second pe
Teachers aate rahe aur syllabus vagra batate gaye
Kaise kya aur Kitna karna hai, kaha se karna hai sab
Padhne wale bache notes bana rahe the aur bright future wale nind le rahe the
Finally classes khatam hue aur Daksh sabse pehle nikal gaya
Arjun uske piche piche aur raste me Daksh ko pakad bhi liya
Arjun- bhosdike etne si baat ke liye tune dosti tod li?
Daksh- kya baat?
Arjun- bc Kiran pasand thi na tune?
To sale ek baar bol ke to dekhta bc
Tere se bhad ke hai kya ladki?
Daksh- tere ko kisne bola?
Arjun- Kiran ne hi bola hai ki tum dono sath ho
Dekh mujhe koe issue nahi hai
Tu Bhai hai bc mera
Daksh- Vo mere flat pe rahti hai
Uske family me problem hogaye thi esliye
Arjun- chutiya mat bana
Main tujhse kuch kah thodi raha hu
Khatam karte hai na sab bhasad yaar
Daksh- aage aage aur bhi honi hai
Arjun- mil ke dekh lenge
Daksh- aaj mil raat ko
Baat karte hai
Arjun- kaha?
Daksh- kahi chalenge daru leke
Arjun- baki ko nahi batana?
Daksh- Tu aur main
Arjun- date pe ja rahe hai kya bc?
Daksh- tere jaise shokh nahi hai mere
Arjun- Tu chal le kahi bhi
Lekin ye bhasad khatam kar
Mujhe koe problem nahi hai tere aur Kiran se
Daksh- hum sath nahi hai bc
Tu mil aaj fir karte hai baat
Arjun- abhi chalte hai
Daksh- main Lab ja raha hu kaam hai mujhe
Arjun- chal thik hai
Phone kar dena
Aur bc chutiya mat banana
Daksh- 9 baje ke aas pass apartment ke bahar milna
Arjun- okay bro
Aur Daksh vaha se chala jata hai
Arjun bhi flat nikal jata hai
Daksh Lab jake vohi apni gand gissa raha tha aur kamyab tab bhi nahi ho raha tha
Lekin sale ne dimag etne ache se trained kiya hua tha ki londe ko frustration bilkul nahi ho rahi thi
Har roj college ke baad yaha aake gand marata tha aur vo bhi bina output ke
Lund koe kar pata lekin jab tak struggle na karo tab tak success ka majja bhi to nahi aata
Vohi Daksh ke sath ho raha tha
Gand faad ke struggle kar raha tha aur fir gand faad ke success ke majje bhi lega
Shayam hue to har baar ki tarah lake chala gaya
Vaha bhi har baar ki tarah Nidhi pehle se hi mojud thi
Ye ladki bhi bc pagal hi hai
Picha chhod hi nahi rahi
Yehi sochte hue Daksh lake side chala gaya
Joint to jala hi liya tha Bhai ne
Nidhi- kaise ho?
Daksh- mast
Nidhi- mast?
Aisa kya hogya?
Daksh- bahut kuch
Nidhi- jaise ki?
Daksh- vo kyu batau
Nidhi- do saal gujar gaye
Pata hi nahi chala
Daksh- mujhe to chala hai
Vo kya hai na main gavar nahi hu
Nidhi- tumhra matlab hai main gavaar hu?
Daksh- jab pata hai to puch kyu rahi hai
Nidhi- I’m seeing a guy
Daksh- are wah congratulations
Nidhi- abhi kuch hua thodi hai?
We are just dating
Daksh- to karle
Kisne mana kiya hai
Kab tak aise paglo ki tarah gumegi
Nidhi- main kar lungi jab mujhe karna hoga
Tumhe batane ki jarurat nahi hai
Daksh- jaisi tumhri marji
Main to bas advice de raha tha
Es bhari jawano ko jada time tak bacha ke mat rakhna nahi to fat jaegi
Nidhi- Tumhe usse kya?
Daksh- mujh pe kyu gussa nikal rahi hai?
Kisi se lad ke aae hai kya?
Nidhi- tumhe ulti baatein kar rahe ho
Daksh- maine kya bola?
Nidhi- sex hi sab kuch hota hai kya relationship me?
Daksh- mere liye to vohi hai
Ab?
Nidhi- mere liye nahi hai
Daksh- good
Now fuck off
Nidhi- you fuck off
Daksh- Maine kyu hu
You fuck off
Tumhe pasand nahi hai na?
Nidhi- main to yahi bathungi
Tumhra lake nahi hai
Daksh- Kal kya raat thi
Haye haye
Aur uski bahen
Kitni Komal thi vo
Hath lagate hi laal pad rahi thi
Aisi ladki dobara mil gaye…..
Nidhi- chhup rahoge?
Daksh- ajeeb pagal ladki hai
Tujhse kuch kaha?
Nidhi- sunae de raha hai mujhe
Daksh- bathi rah fir yaha akele
Aur Daksh vaha se uth ke chala gaya Aur Nidhi usse jata dekhne lagi
Kuch kaam to tha nahi esliye campus chala gaya nivedita ya koe aur Ladki mil jaye ye soch ke
Lekin mile kon?
Hritik aur ruhi
Ruhi- oye hero kaha?
Daksh ko dekh ke ruhi boli
Daksh- sikaar pe
Hritik- tu aa flat pe
Bathate hai
Daksh- abhi kaha ja raha hai?
Hritik- game hai aaj
Daksh- bc mujhe to kisi ne bataya bhi nahi?
Hritik- tujhe team se nikal diya
Daksh- waw mc
Aur mujhe pata hi nahi hai
Hritik- main nikal raha hu
Baad me milta hu
Bye baby
Ruhi- bye
Aur Hritik chala jata hai
Ruhi- aagya tu?
Daksh- main to yehi tha
Ruhi- kaisi gaye chhutiya?
Daksh- jaisa maine chaha bilkul vaisi hi
Ruhi- edar udar kya dekh raha hai?
Daksh- bc vo ladki dekh
Kya mast hai be
Ruhi- to firse suru hogya?
Daksh- dekh to
Kya pata tera lesbian wala mood jaag jaye
Ruhi- shut up
Daksh- dekh
Daksh uska face pakad ke piche karta hai
Ruhi- hai to mast
Daksh- kaha tha na maine
Ja ab jake meri baat kar
Ruhi- lund karega baat mera
Daksh- vo bhi hai tere pass?
Ruhi- nikal yaha se
Badbu aa rahi hai
Daksh- jana please please na
Ek baar tujhe bhi dilva dunga
Ruhi- chhiiii
Door hat
Main aisi nahi hu
Daksh- main khud kar lunga fir
Ruhi- karle to mujhe kya suna raha hai
Daksh- tu bhi aaj gusse me hai?
Ruhi- main bhi ka kya matlab hai?
Daksh- matlab fuck off
Ruhi- kaha tak pahucha tera mission?
Ek dam se topic badalte hue
Daksh- jaha pahuchna chahiye tha vahi tak
Ruhi- sahi chal raha hai matlab?
Daksh- bilkul
Ruhi- mujhe pata chal gaya
Daksh- kya?
Ruhi- teri mom kon hai
Daksh- are wah tune Whatsapp wali baat chhodi nahi abhi tak?
Hritik ko bolna padega
Ruhi- tu bhi peetega aur vo bhi
Daksh- nahi bata raha fir
Peetna nahi hai mujhe
Hritik ka to thik hai lekin mujhe sute nahi karta
Ruhi- Hritik ko bhi nahi karta
Samjha
Daksh- ha ha samjh gaya
Ro mat
Ruhi- to tu dead logo ke liye jinda ko dead bana raha hai?
Daksh- nahi to
Dead kaha bana raha hu?
Koe nahi marega
Sab jinda hi rahega sweetheart
Ruhi- ha matlab jinda sirf naam se to
Daksh- na naam bhi nahi rahega
Ruhi- tujhe kya mil jaega usse?
Daksh- self satisfaction
Vo kya hai na jaha main palla bada hua tha vaha par log mafi nahi dete the
Khoon ka badla Khoon se aur vo bhi khud lena padta tha
Ruhi- ha to sab ke sath problem hoti hai
Uska ye matlab nahi hota ki puri dunia ko dusman samjh lo
Daksh- main to samjhunga
Tujhe problem to bhag
Lekin usse pehle vo ladki se baat kara dena
Ruhi- aaj tak karae hai kisi se?
Daksh- nahi
Ruhi- fir tune kaise soch liya aaj karvaungi?
Daksh- kabhi to dosti ka farz nibha de
Ruhi- Nidhi ka bol na
Ek gante me kara dungi
Daksh- jaise uske liye mujhe teri jarurat hai?
Ruhi- jarurat to eske liye bhi nahi hai
Actual me eski hi Koe jarurat nahi hai
Daksh- taste badalte rahna chahiye
Nahi to boriyat hone lagti hai
Ruhi- dhayan rakhna bimari na hojaye
Daksh- tujhe jaan bhujh ke deke jaunga
Tabhi Daksh ka phone bajane laga aur Daksh ruhi ko bye bol ke chala gaya
Daksh- hello
Kiran- vo kuch books chahiye thi
Sath chal loge?
Daksh- maine order kardi hai
Kal tak aa jaegi
Kiran- okay
Tum kab tak aa rahe ho?
Daksh- main nahi aaunga aaj
Tum khana bahar se mangva lena
Kiran- kyu nahi aaoge?
Daksh- kaam hai
Kiran- kisi Ladki ke sath ja rahe hoge
Daksh- mujhe jalne ki smell kyu aa rahi hai?
Kiran- aajana chahe late ho
Daksh- I will try my best aur jada miss mat karna
Aaj sayad akele nind na aaye tumhe….
