Evening time, Mrinal ka ghar..
Manoj ghar aa chuka tha, dono hi bhai behan baithe Janhvi ki baat kar rahe the, Mrunal usko phone me pics dikhane lagi.
Mrunal “dekho bhai, Janhvi ki Maa k sath meri friendship, tumhare liye kitani mehnat kar rahi hun”.
Manoj “behan hai tu, bhai k liye itani mehnat to banti hi hai, main bhi to mehnat karta hun tere liye”.
Mrunal “tum.. tumne kaun si..?”
Mrunal ki baat poori hone se pahle Manoj bola “tere upar chadh k jo karta hun.. wo kya hai?”
Mrunal ne Manoj ka collar pakad k gaal pe daant gada di “tumhe bhi to maja aata hai na behanchod..”
Manoj “chodne n chudne me maja kisko nahi aata, lekin mehnat to mard hi karta hai na, ?”
Mrunal “maja bhi lete ho, ehsaan bhi jatate ho?, beimaan kahi k”
Manoj “majak kar raha tha”.
Mrunal “majak tak theek hai, agar ehsaan jataya to mehnat karne ka kaam kisi aur ko saunp dungi”.
Manoj “kyu.. Koi aur mil gaya hai kya tuze.. bol na saali, kisko rakhi ho waiting list me?”
Mrunal “Janhvi ka ek bhai bhi hai, tumhari tarah handsome”.
Mrunal ne pick dikhayi, aur phir aage Anu k sath selfie aur kuch solo pose me pics dikhai padi.
Manoj phone apne hath me liya.
Manoj “woww.. ye kaun hai?”
Mrunal “kyu.. Pasand aa gayi kya?
Manoj “Mast Maal hai, kaun hai?”
Mrunal muskurai “ye Janhvi ki Maa hai.. Anamika, badi frank hai”
Manoj “chodne ki cheej hai yaar, kasam se mil jaaye to..”.
Mrunal “oye mistar chodu, abhi Janhvi mili nahi aur tum uski Maa ko chodne ka sapna dekhne lage?
Manoj “kya karu, saali maal jo hai, poori raat chudun tab bhi ye saali ko chod k dil nahi bharega, aur is age me aurat poori tabiyat se kisi rand ki tarah chudwati hai”.
Mrunal “kyu kisi jada age ki aurat ko chode ho kya kabhi?”
Manoj “haan, mere office me ek training k liye aaya tha, uski Maa ko uske hi ghar me choda tha”.
Mrunal “ab bhi chodte ho usko?”
Manoj “nahi, uski 6 mahine ki training k baad dusare branch me uski service confirm ho gayi aur wo apni Maa ko le k chala gaya”.
Mrunal “uske sath maja aaya?”
Manoj “bahut.. Rand ki tarah sab karne deti thi, chahe muh me dun ya gand maaru, kisi baat k liye na nahi karti thi”.
Mrunal “to tumhe rand aurat jada pasand hai.. hai na?”
Manoj “haan sach hai, tumhe bhi chodte hue tab jada maja aata hai jab tum poori tarah besharam ho k rand ki tarah behave karti ho”.
Mrunal “ha ha ha.. thank you, aur kuch batao uske baare me”.
Manoj “usme aur Janhvi ki Maa me kaafi baate similar hai”.
Mrunal “kaun si baaten?”
Manoj “jaise ye sleeveless blause, ye eyebrows, deep neck n Khul k najar milane wali aurat dusare mardo k dikhana chahti hai ki wo kitani sexy hai, wo mardo k lund khade karne me maja leti hain aur dil k kisi kone me unki bhi ichha hoti hai ki koi sahi mard mil jaye jo bistar pe unka tel nikal de”.
Mrunal “kya Anu bhi us type ki lagti hai tumhe?”
Manoj “haan, lagati to hai, office wale ladke ki Maa bhi chodne k baad muze khul k apni fantasy batati thi, aur main sure hun ki Janhvi ki Maa bhi andar se slut wali fantasy sochti hogi”
Mrunal bhai k hotho pe kiss kar k boli “to kya iraada hai bhaiya?”
Manoj “agar ye randi chodne ko mil jaaye to Janhvi ko chodna aur bhi asaan ho jayega”.
Mrunal “ohh samajh gayi”.
Manoj “kya samajh gayi Jaan?”
Mrunal “yahi ki aaj raat muze apne bhaiya k liye Anu banana hai”.
Manoj “ha ha ha.. sayaani hai”.
Mrunal “sayaani to hum, randi bhi ban jaaungi bhaiya k liye”
Next day college me…
Janhvi ko dekhte hi Mrunal k face pe smile aa gayi, dono ne hello hii kiya aur Mrunal ne poocha “kya hall hai tere bhaiya ka?”
Janhvi “main usko boli ki Mrunal tumhari tareef kar rahi thi, ki tum bahut handsome ho”.
Mrunal “to kya kaha usne?
Janhvi “bhaiya ne bhi kaha ki teri friend sundar n very friendly hai”
Mrunal “bas itana hi.. Kuch aur..”
Janhvi “kuch aur nahi kaha”.
Mrunal smile karte “sach kah rahi hai.. ya jal to nahi rahi muzse?”
Janhvi “dhatt.. jalungi kyu.. tere se Kaam bana to mera bhi Kaam ho jayega na ha ha ha”.
Mrunal “chal theek hai, main hi ab koi idea sochti hun”.
Janhvi muskurai “to soch na” mrunal “waise ek baat bata, tu kabhi bhaiya ko yaad kar k ungli se pani nikali hai kabhi?”
Janhvi “3 din se wohi to kar rahi hun, kal raat bhi ki hun”.
Mrunal “haay main mar jaanwa, aisi tadap.. Kaisa bhai hai tera.. behan pe jara bhi taras nahi aata”.
Janhvi muskura k boli “kya karu wo tere bhaiya jaisa smart nahi hai na.. varana…”
Mrunal “varana tu chud jaati ab tak.. yahi na.. ha ha ha..”
dono hans padi ha ha ha ha’
Mrunal boli “waise ek baat kahni thi, agar tu bura na maane to hi kahungi, don’t take serious”.
Janhvi “hamare bich me serious hone jaisa kya hai… tu bol na”.
Mrunal ne apni hatheli aage ki.. “pahle promise kar k tu bilkul bhi bura nahi manegi?”
Janhvi ne uske hatheli pe apni hatheli rakhi “I promised.. Bol”.
Mrunal “kal main bhaiya ko apne phone me tere pics dikha rahi thi”.
Janhvi ” kya bola tere bhaiya ne?”
Mrunal “teri mummy ki pics bhi dekhi bhaiya ne, bahut pasand aayi bhaiya ko uski poses”.
Janhvi samajh k sharama k boli “phir.. kya hua?”
Mrunal “tu samajh sakti hai, jada kya bolu.. plse don’t mind, tu dost hai isliye saaf bata di”.
Janhvi muskurai “bada taraki hai tera bhaiya.. wo Tripti Dimari ki bhasha me tharak se 2 level upar.
Mrunal “tharkulla.. ha ha ha”
Janhvi man hi man sochi “saale ne sahi pahchana mom ko, kaise bataun ki wo bhi kam nahi hai”.
Itane me bell baji aur dono class k andar dakhil ho gayi.