SAAND
UPDATE—276
Lakdi ke tukde me likhi baato ko padhne ke baad main ek bar phir se soch me doob gaya, sath me hairani bhi ho rahi thi ki akhir iss sab k mtlab kya hai…?
Raj (hairan, mann me)—ab ye kya naya lafda hai…? Iss paheli ka matlab to suraj hi hona chahiye kyon ki ek vahi hai jiske hone se rasta dikhayi deta hai warna to sab jagah andhera hi phail jayega jisme kuch dikhayi dene ka sawal hi nahi uthta. Lekin agar iska matlab suraj hi hai tab bhi iske piche chhupe shabdo ka arth kya hai…? Suraj ke madhyam se ye paheli kya clue de rahi hai…? Uss burchodi ne ye tukda mujhe kyo diya aur iska mujhse kya lena dena hai… ? aur ye shayari to kisi pagal diwani ki lagti hai..ab uss jungle me mere liye koun baithi hogi.. ? main to pahli bar hi uss din uss jungle me gaya tha.. ?
Main abhi soch hi raha tha ki tab tak suraj bahar se aa gaya. Uski awaz sun kar meri soch ka dayra vahi seemit ho kar rah gaya. Vo sidhiya chadhte huye upar aa raha tha, use dekh kar mujhe sadhana ke sath ki gayi uski harkat yaad aa gayi to meri ankhe apni sadhana ki taklif ko mahsoos kar ke gusse me lal hone lagi kintu iss samay jyada kuch karna theek nahi tha isliye maine use thoda pareshan karne ka soch liya.
Raj (gusse se mann me)—aa madarchod, abhi teri maiya chodta hu..
Choonki main second floor ki gallery me hi khada tha to use upar aate dekh kar main jaldi se bhag kar andar se kele utha laya aur unka chhilka nikal kar khane laga. Jaise hi vo aadhi sidhi chadh chuka to maine kele ke chhilke uski taraf phenk diya.
Jiska natiza ye hua ki unn chhilko me pair padte ho football ki taraf fisalte huye sidhiyo se niche ludhak gaya aur sidha farsh par ja kar gira aur dard me chillane laga. Uske sir me chot bhi aa gayi jaha se thoda khoon bhi nikalne laga tha.
Suraj (chillate huye)—aaaaaaahhhhh….ye kis madarchod ne chhilka sidhi par phenk diya….?
Uske chillane ki awaz sun kar kalyani chachi, tanu didi ke sath sath haweli ke baki naukar bhi bhagte huye vahi pahuch gaye aur use utha kar khada kiya. Tab tak main bhi kela khate huye uske paas pahuch gaya. Mere hath me kela dekhte hi uska dimag bhanbhana gaya.
Raj—kya hua bhaiya…? Tum aise niche kyo ludhak gaye jaise kisi saand ne laat mari ho…hihihihi….?
Suraj (gusse se)—saale teri to….
Kalyani—suraj, ruk..uss bechare par kyo bhadak raha hai… ?
Suraj—mummy, issi harami ne jaan bujh kar vo chhilka phenka tha jisse ki main gir jaau…aaj isko nahi chhodunga…dekho iss harami ko mujhe girane ke baad bhi kaise has has ke kela kha raha hai…aaj tu nahi bachega…ruk..aaaaaaahhh
Suraj mujhe maarne ke liye mere piche daudne laga to maine uske pair me apna pair phansa diya jisse vo phir se muh ke bal niche pasar gaya. Gusse me vo uth kar phir bhaga to main kabhi kalyani chachi to kabhi tanu didi ke piche chhupne laga.
Raj—mere upar kyo gussa ho rahe ho bhaiya…? Maine koun sa abhi madarchod tumhari gaand mari hai…? Tumhe bhi kela khana hai to chalo upar kamre me, mere paas tumhare layak bahut bada kela hai, vo main tumhe khila dunga..
Suraj (jor se)—saale kyaa kahaaa… ?
Raj—chachii dekho na bhaiya ko…
Kalyani—suraj, stop this…raj ke upar hath uthaya to theek nahi hoga…chalo jao apne room me…
Suraj (jor se)—mummy, ye harami chutiya bana raha hai sabko…iski koi yaad dast nahi gayi hai…
Tanu—bhaiya, isme raj ki koi galti nahi hai…
Raj—haan didi, chalo main tumhare room me chalta hu didi, mujhe tumse kuch kaam hai…
Tanu (ghabra kar)—nahi..nahi..mere room me nahi..(mann me)..mere room me aaya to phir se mujhe chodne lagega.
Kalyani—suraj, suna nahi tumne..chalo jao apne room me…
Raj—koi baat nahi, main chachi ke room me chala jata hu..chalo chachi..
Kalyani (ghabra kar)—nahi ..nahi beta…abhi nahi..abhi mujhe bahut kaam hain…baad me aana mere room me..(mann me). Abhi to meri bur ki aisi halat kar di hai ki chalte nahi ban raha hai, itna jaldi phir se chodne ko taiyar hai..ye sach much ka hi saand hai..agar abhi isne pela to main jinda hi nahi bachungi..
Mere room me jane ka naam sunte hi dono aise bhagi jaise ki khatarnak saand dikh gaya ho. Suraj bhi mujhe gaaliya bakte huye apne room me chala gaya. Sab ke jate hi main ek bar phir se sochne me lag gaya.
Jane kab tak main soch vichar me dooba raha baad me sab ke sath khane par chala gaya. Raat me tanu aur kalyani dono hi mujhe apne room me sulane se ghabra rahi thi lekin main bari bari se dono ke room me pahuch hi gaya aur dono ki tabiyat se raat bhar li, subah dono bistar par apne pair phailaye padi thi, uthne ki himmat hi jo nahi rah gayi thi.
Main room se bahar aaya to dekha ki abhay aur suraj aapas me kuch baate karne me vyast the, to main vahi balcony se hi dono ki baato ko sunne ki koshish karne laga.
Suraj—dad, mujhe to lagta hai ki ye raj yaad dast jane ka bahana kar ke hame chutiya bana raha hai..
Abhay—aisa lagne ki vajah…. ?
Suraj—vajah hai dad, pahli to ye ki vaha juna garh me tanu aur uski friends par black star ke admiyo ne hamla kiya tha. Uss hamle me tanu ki dono saheliyo ke boy friends ko chhod kar kisi ko chot nahi aayi. Main kal tanu ke boy friend se mila tha, uska kahna hai ki raj ne uski ******** aur mara bhi lekin sab ke samne vo aise show kar raha hai jaise ki usne kuch kiya hi na ho…?
Abhay—agar vo natak bhi kar raha hai to bhi hamara hi fayda hai. Parso court me case ki sunwayi hai. Tab tak hame shant rah kar uska dhyan rakhna hoga. Uske baad kisi bhi tarah se usse hame wasiyat ke baare me pata karna hoga. Main to kahta hu ki aaj se hi koshish shuru kar do. Agar vo sach me natak kar raha hai to iska matlab saaf hai ki vo wasiyat hasil karne ke chakkar me yaha ruka hua hai aur vo wasiyat yahi kahi haweli me hi honi chahiye.
Suraj—aapko kya lagta hai ki vo sala harami itni asani se hame wasiyat ke baare me bata dega…?
Abhay—lagta hai ki tum abhi apne baap ko achchi tarah se jante nahi ho..? jab 1000 harami mare honge tab main paida hua tha. Apne harami dimag se haramipan ka aisa paansa phenkunga ki bhosdi ka vo harami charo khane chitt ho jayega.
Suraj—theek hai, main aaj isko apne sath ghumane le jaunga aur saale se sab ugalwa lunga.
Abhay—hmmm ok..
Raj (mann me)—madarchod, tu mere se ugalwayega kya jab mujhe wasiyat ke baare me khud hi kuch pata nahi hai to. ?, baba ji ka lund le lena bhosdi ke..abhi maza chakhata hu, thahar.
Maine apna lower niche kiya aur vahi balcony se khade khade niche mootne laga jo sidhe dono baap bete ke sir me ja kar girne lagi jisse dono aise apne upar pani girne se bhadak gaye.
Suraj (gusse me meri taraf dekh kar)—sale bhosdike..kya kar raha hai ye…?
Raj—bhaiya, susu kar raha hu..
Sab (chounk kar)—kyaaaa…susu… ?
Suraj (gusse me)—bhosdike..tujhe susu karne ke liye hamare upar hi jagah mili thi…? Ruk tujhe batata hu saale..
Raj (mann me)—aa madarchod..abhi teri maa chodta hu…tum dono baap bete ki kundli me ab ye saand baith chuka hai. Iss ek hafte me tumhari janam kundli palat jayegi.
Suraj gusse se aag babula ho kar mujhe maarne ke liye daud pada. Use apni taraf aata dekh kar maine railing par rakha hua flower pot dhire se gira diya jo sidha uske sir ke upar ja laga aur vah dard se cheekhte huye vahi apna sir pakad kar baith gaya.
Suraj—aaaaaahhhhh….maar dala saale ne..aaaaaahhh..mera sirrrr…
Kalyani ne ja kar usko uthaya, uske sir se khoob bahne laga tha to kalyani use le kar doctor ke paas chali gayi jabki abhay office chala gaya. Bas rah gaye main aur tanu.
Tanu—ye tumne kya kiya raj… ?
Raj—maine kya kiya, kuch to nahi kiya…?
Tanu—bano mat, maine sab dekha hai..
Raj—to phir chalo kamre me, mujhe bhi dikha do..bahut mann kar raha hai…
Tanu—kkk..kya mann kar raha hai…?
Raj—tumhe nangi kar ke tumhari bur chodne ka..
Tanu (ghabra kar)—kyaaaaa…?
Raj—haan, chalo jaldi chalo..
Meri baat poori hone se pahle hi tanu vaha se bhag khadi huyi aur main use aise bhagte dekh kar mushkura kar rah gaya. Kuch der me kshama aur bhavna aa gayi to main unse baato me lag gaya, ye dekh tanu ne fauran dono ko apne room me bula liya.
Shaam ko suraj ke dost ki under ground fight thi to vah mujhe bhi apne sath le gaya. Main to vaise bhi aise hi mouke ki talash me tha to turant jane ko taiyar ho gaya.
Suraj (mann me)—aaj iss sale ko maza chakhaunga..
Raj—bhaiya hum kaha ja rahe hain….?
Suraj—aaj mere dost ki boxing fight hai, hum vahi dekhne ja rahe hain.
Raj—hmmm,
Suraj—achcha raj, ye hamari wasiyat ke paper kaha par hain…?
Raj—kaisi wasiyat…? Koun si wasiyat…? Kis ki wasiyat….? Main kuch samjha nahi..
Suraj—arrey hamari wasiyat aur kis ki….?
Raj—mujhe kya pata…?
Suraj (mann me)—lagta hai ki ye bhosdi ka aise nahi batayega…iski aaj gaand todwata hu tabhi iski juban khulegi..
Kuch hi der me hum uss jagah pahuch gaye jaha ye fight honi thi. Suraj ke aur bhi teen awara dost vahi mil gaye. Jiski fight hone wali thi uska naam satish tha. Sharir se to kafi hatta katta lag raha tha.
Thodi hi der me fight shuru ho gayi. Dono me barabari ki takkar lag rahi thi. Suraj ne apne bagal me cold drink ki bottle rakhi huyi thi. Jab maine dekha ki uska dhyan apne dost ki fight dekhne me hai to mujhe kuch shararat sujhi. maine bottle utha kar uski seal khol ke poora cold drink pi gaya aur baad me sab ki nazar bacha kar usme moot kar dhakkan laga ke jyo ka tyo uske bagal me rakh diya.
Raj—bhaiya, mujhe susu lagi hai badi jor se…yahi kar du…?
Suraj—sale harami, ye tujhe susu karne ki jagah lagti hai… ? aur tu mujhe ye bata ki tere andar itni susu aati kaha se hai.. ? jo har 5-10 minute me susu karne ko taiyar ho jata hai.
Raj (pant ki chain kholte huye)—pahle susu to kar lu..bahut der se lagi hai..
Suraj (hadbada kar)—abe ye kya kar raha hai… ?
Raj—susu
Suraj—bhag sale..ja bahar se kar ke aa..chal ja jaldi..sala yahi par moote de raha hai..
Main vaha se uth kar bahar nikal aaya. Mootna to ek bahana tha, iss bahane ankho ko senkna tha. Bahar nikla hi tha ki tabhi ek gadi parking me aa kar ruki. Rukte hi usme se ek khubsurat gori chikni ladki bahar nikli. Uski khubsurti dekh kar ankhe aur lund dono hi dhanya ho gaye.
Raj (mann me)—kya mast maal hai…agar ye kisi tarah se ek bar apni bur de de to iska bhi kalyan kar du..
“Choochi Dekhne Me Mast Volleyball Hain, Piche Se Gaand Bhi Ekdam Football Hai
Jaangho Ke Beech Chhupi Bur Jane Kaisi Hogi Iski, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Saand Ka Maal Hai.”
Main abhi uski sharirik banawat me khoya hua hi tha ki tabhi uske utarte hi vaha pahle se moujud 5-6 log use utha kar ek dusri gadi me daal kar rafoo chakkar ho gaye. Vo ladki apne bachav me chilla bhi nahi saki, unhone uska muh turant hi ek kapde se daba diya tha. Sab ke sab apne chehre par kapda baandhe huye the.
Ye dekh kar main chounk gaya ki meri ankho ke samne se ek sundar ladki ka apharan ho gaya tha…maine charo taraf dekha ki kaise usko bachaya jaye ..tabhi meri nigaah door khadi ek bike par gayi jiska malik paas ki dukan se kuch kharid raha tha.
Main daud kar gaya aur uski bike start kar ke khisak liya..vo jor jor se chor chor chillate huye paidal hi mere piche daudne laga…main full speed me uss gadi ka picha karne laga.
Thoda aage ja kar vo gadi city ke bahar ki taraf mud gayi..uska picha karte huye hi maine niche jhuk kar ek patthar utha liya aur jaise hi gadi ki barabari me pahucha vaise hi vo patthar driver side ke window kaanch par jor se maar diya kyon ki sabhi glass band the.. iska natiza ye hua ki patthar kaanch todte huye sidha driver ki kanpati me jor se laga isse gadi chalane wale ka dhyan driving se hat gaya aur gadi se apna control kho baitha. Lihaza gadi road se utar kar ek kichad bhare gaddhe me ghus kar ruk gayi.
Iss achanak hamle se sabhi hadbada gaye aur phir gadi se ek admi bahar nikla lekin gadi se bahar pair rakhte hi uska pair kichad me ghutne tak ghus gaya…. tab tak main bhi bike se utar kar uski chain khich kar hath me lapet liya aur unki taraf badhne laga.
Admi 1 (gusse me)—koun hai tu…? Patthar kyo mara… ?
Raj—ladki ko mere hawale karo..
Admi 1 (gusse me)—koun hai be tu..bhag yaha se warna hath pair tod kar yahi gaad dunga madar**…..aaaaaaaaaaa
Raj—tadaaakkkkk….madarchoddd, “Yahi Se Lund Ghuma Kar Maarunga Na, To Sidha China Ki Wuhaan City Me Ja Kar Girega.”
Usko chain lapete hath ka thappad padte hi vah kichad me gir gaya..apne sathi ko maar khate dekh kar do log aur gadi se bahar nikal aaye hath me revolver aur talwar liye.
Admi 2 (gusse me)—teri himmat kaise huyi hamare sathi par hath uthane ki….? Ab tu yaha se jinda nahi jayega..chalo pakad kar isko bhi le chalo harami ko..
Raj (chutki bajate huye)—jaha hai chupchap vahi khada rah..”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Admi 3—ye aise nahi manega..maaro sale ko..
Raj—tadaakkkk…..tadaakkk…teri maa ko chodu…bola tha na ki gaand mat hilana…nahi mana, ab bhugat..ab gaand se jayega..
Admi 3—aaaaaaaaaaa……aaaaaaaaaa
Admi 2 (jor se)—bhosdike, ye ladki teri kya lagti hai jiske liye tu hamse dushmani le kar apni mout ko bula raha hai.. ?
Raj—meri kuch nahi lagti..
Admi 2—to phir kyo apni jaan dene par tula hai… ? kya karega uska, shadi karega… ?
Raj—nahi, apni rakhail bana ke daily chodunga vo bhi poori nangi kar ke….chal ab ladki ko mere hawale kar..
Admi 2—teri to….aaaaaaaaaaa
Raj—tadaaakkkk…madarchodd..itni der se samjha raha hu lekin samajh me nahi aa raha….
Vo talwar le kar jaise hi maarne ko kiya maine vaise hi uski talwar ko chain se lapet kar unki kanpati me do hath chipka diye aur talwar uske hath se khich li..uska sathi kuch karta ki usse pahle hi maine jiske hath se talwar chhudayi thi usko revolver wale admi ke upar ghuma kar dhakka de diya jisse dono niche gir gaye aur phir maine uski revolver le kar ek ki gaand me goli to dusre ki gaand me talwar ghused diya…dono dard se chillane lage.
Ye dekh kar gadi ke andar baithe dono admi bhi uss ladki ko chhod kar bahar aa gaye aur pahle jisko thappad mara tha vo bhi uth kar khada ho gaya.
Raj—ab tum log sidhi tarah se ladki ko mere hawale karte ho ya pahle apni maiya chudwaoge…. ?
Admi 1 (chilla kar)—tu janta nahi ki tune kis ke admiyo par hath uthaya hai… ? black star ab tujhe jinda nahi chhodega aur phir tujhe maarne ke baad teri maa bahano ko….aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Raj (gusse me)—(chain se maarte huye)..madarchoddd..teri aur tere black star ki maa ka bhosda..chatttaakkkk
Uske baad maine teeno ko chain se peetna shuru kar diya ..vo dard se cheekhte rahe aur main unki ruyi ki tarah dhunayi karta raha jab tak ki vo maar khate khate behosh nahi ho gaye. Behosh hote hi teeno ki gaand talwar se phad di. Ye drishya dekh kar driving karne wala admi, jiska ki sir pahle hi phat chuka tha patthar se, vo gadi se utar kar bhagne ki koshish karne laga to maine use bhi shoot kar diya.
Revolver ki goliya nikal kar kichad me phenk di aur phir talwar ke sath revolver bhi unn mare huye admiyo ke hath me thama diya. Unke marne ke baad mujhe uss badi gaand wali ladki ka khyal aaya to maine gadi ka darwaja pakad kar ukhad liya kyon ki vah andar se lock tha.
Andar dekha to uss ladki ke hath, pair aur munh bandhe huye the. Vah kafi dari sahmi huyi lag rahi thi. Mujhe dekhte hi vo darr kar piche khisakne lagi. Shayad usne meri baat sun li thi jab main use rakhail bana kar chodne ko bol raha tha to.. maine gadi ke andar ghus kar uska muh khol diya to vah chillane lagi, ye dekh maine hath se uska muh phir se band kar diya.
Raj—ae chup…ek to maine apni jaan par khel kar teri izzat bachayi..mera shukriya ada karne ki jagah ulta chilla rahi hai.. ab agar jara bhi awaz nikali to yahi nangi kar ke teri bur me lund ghused dunga vaise bhi tu hai bhi ekdam chodne layak mast maal..
Ladki (darte huye)—dekho mere paas mat aana…tum ..abhi tum jante nahi ki main koun hu…?
Raj—koun ho…? Khoob ragad ragad kar Chodne layak maal ho aur kya ho…
Ladki—dekho, mujhe yaha se jane do…chaho to ye paise le lo..lekin mujhe jane do..
Raj—paisa le kar kya karunga…? (bur aur chuchi ko masal kar)…Agar kuch dena hi chahti ho to apni ye bur aur apni ye mast gaand de do…
Ladki—aaaaahhhhh…mummyyyyy…oooohhh…chhod do..aaaaahhhhh..mujhe jane do….aaaahhhhh
Raj—tum itna darr kyo rahi ho jaise ki main tumhe kha jaunga…? Daro mat, main tumhe kuch nahi karunga..
Ladki—nahi, main janti hu ki tum kya karne wale ho…?
Raj—achcha, to phir bata bhi do ki kya karne wala hu…?
Ladki—maine sab sun liya hai..tum meri izzat loot kar mujhe apni rakhail banana chahte ho..lekin main aisa nahi hone dungi..mujhe jane do warna bahut pachtaoge…
Raj—theek hai, jao mujhe kya…? Maine ek bar to tumhe black star ke inn gundo se bacha liya..ab agar iss sunsan jagah par koi dusre gunde tumhe chodne aa jaye to ab nahi bachaunga..vaise bhi ye jagah aaye din ladkiyo ke bang ke liye famous ho chuki hai…main chala..tumhe jaha jana ho jao ..chahe apni maa chudwao..bhalayi ka jamana hi nahi raha..
Main use vaise hi chhod kar vaha se jane laga aur bike ko le kar paidal hi chal pada..mujhe jate dekh kar vo phir se chillane lagi kyon ki uske hath pair abhi bhi bandhe huye the jiske karan vo kuch kar nahi sakti thi.
Ladki (chillate huye)—ye..mere hath to khol do..
Raj—bhaad me jao..mujhe koi matlab nahi…
Ladki—dekho, ..mere hath khol do..
Raj—kyo kholu…? Main to tumhari izzat lootna chahta hu na..to mujhe kyo bula rahi ho ab…?
Ladki—achcha ek hath hi khol do bas..itna to kar hi sakte ho na jab itni help ki hai to..pls..
Raj—ek shart par kholunga…
Ladki—kaisi shart…?
Raj—yahi ki mujhe apne hotho ki chummi deni hogi aur sath me ye vada karna hoga ki tum mujhe ek bar apni bur chodne ko dogi.. manzur hai to bolo warna main chala..
Ladki (gusse me)—nahi, dono me se kuch nahi dungi..
Raj—to khud hi khol lo apne hath pair..main ye chala…
Ladki—nahi aise mat karo…pls mere hath khol do….achcha theek hai, kiss kar lena bas..isse jyada main nahi de sakti.
Raj—pahle sorry bolo..
Ladki—sorry..
Raj—theek hai,,,khol to deta hu magar phir chodunga jarur..
Maine ja kar uske hath pair dono khol diye. Bandhan khulte hi usne mujhe jor se dhakka diya aur gadi se utar kar bhagne lagi…lekin vaha har taraf andhera phail chuka tha, kutto ke bhonkne ki awaze aa rahi thi.
Raat ke sannate ka apna hi ek darr hota hai..sunsan andheri jagah par agar hawa ke jhonke se ek patta bhi hil jata hai to gaand phat ke hath me aa jati hai. Vahi uss ladki ke sath bhi hua, uske bhagte kadam darr ki vajah se yakayak hi ruk gaye. Vo apna mobile nikal kar kisi ko call lagane lagi kintu network hi nahi mil raha tha. Raat ka Darr aur izzat lutne ka khauf uske chehre par ab havi ho chuka tha.
Maine use aisi raat me akele jane dena munasib nahi samjha. Main nahi chahta tha ki uske sath mere darr ki vajah se koi ghatna ho jaye. Bike ki chain to maine pahle hi tod di thi to ab jane ka koi sadhan bhi nahi tha. Lihaza maine uss gai ko pakad kar kichad ke bahar khich liya…akhir log saand aise hi thodi kahte hain, taqat bhi saand jaisi hi hai.
Gadi ko start kar ke main uske paas jane laga, mujhe apni taraf aate dekh kar usne samjha ki main usko chodne ki niyat se pakadne aa raha hu to darr kar vo phir se daudne lagi lekin paidal aur gadi ki raftar me antar hota hai. Main kuch hi seconds me uske paas pahuch gaya.
Maine usko gadi me baithne ko kaha lekin usne mana kar diya ye kah kar ki usne police ko phone kar diya hai jabki mujhe haqiqat ka pata tha. Mere bar bar kahne par bhi jab vo nahi baithi to mujhe jabardasti hi usko khich kar baithana pada. Kyon ki main koi risk nahi lena chahta tha.
Raj—inhone tumhe kidnap kyo kiya tha…?
Ladki—(no response)
Maine usse uske baare me kayi bar pucha lekin usne koi jawab nahi diya…ek jagah par saaf suthra maidan dekh kar mujhe mootne ki badi ichcha huyi to maine gadi rok di. Gadi rukte hi vo saham gayi ki shayad ab main yaha par uska bang karne wala hu..
Ladki (ghabrate huye)—ggg…gadi kyo rok di yaha par…?
Raj—tumhe dekh kar mootne ka mann kar raha hai…aao dono sath me mootenge akhir tumhara bhi to mootne ka mann hoga..
Ladki—shut up..badatmiz..
Vo mootne ko taiyar nahi huyi to mujhe akele hi ye kaam bhi karne jana pada magar tabhi mujhe mootra visarjan karte dekh mouka dekh kar vo Sali gadi le kar nau do gyarah ho gayi.. main vaha lund hilata hi rah gaya.
Raj—burchodi ne dhokha de diya..ye sab iss lund ki vajah se hai..madarchod ki susu khatam hi nahi hoti..kisi ne sach hi kaha hai…”Chahe Laakh hila lo, Chahe Laakh mana lo lekin susu ki akhiri boond to chaddi me hi giregi.”
Ab mere paas paidal jane ke alawa koi chara hi nahi tha to vahi karna pada. Haweli pahuchte pahuchte kafi raat ho gayi thi. Main abhi pahunch kar apne room me bistar par leta hi tha ki tabhi kuch jaise yaad aaya to main turant uth kar baith gaya.
Bistar se utar kar main haal me aaya aur deewar me lagi har ek paintings ko dhyan se palat palat kar dekhne laga..aur phir ek painting ko dekh kar mere chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi…maine uss painting ko deewar se nikal kar apne room me le aaya aur darwaja band kar ke painting ka operation karne laga.
Painting ka pet phadte hi uske andar ek kagaz nazar aaya. Maine use nikala aur khol kar padhne laga lekin kagaz me likhi paheli padhte hi mood kharab ho gaya.
“Ek Lakadiya Baanse Ki, Nangi Gaand Tamaashe Ki.”
Raj (shocked)—madarchoddd..phir se ek paheli..apne iss pardada ki maa ko chodu…bhosdi ka…wasiyat hai ya koi tilism.. aise paheli par paheli likh ke mar gaya..
Main abhi gusse se gaaliya dete huye hi so gaya. Subah kalyani chachi ke uthane se meri neend khuli. Jab fresh ho kar main bahar aaya to samne dekhte hi mere kadam hairani se vahi ruk gaye.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye yaha…? (kuch soch kar)..lo yaad dast jane ke saare natak ki maiya chud gayi..

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