Part 5
Ab aage
Mai bahot joro se rah dekh raha tha. Bhabhi ne halake se mere pas majak bhi kiya… Ke mai thi ke chut de di nai chut aise nahi milti… Muje to chut nahi chahie thi sir mafi mil jaye to bhi bahot hai… Karib rat ko 11 baje message aaya naye hangout se…
Radha: hi
Mai: radha ji maf kar dena please. I am sorry mai actually nahi janta tha ke samir aapka beta hai. Mai to ye bhi nahi janta tha ke us room me aap soi hui hai.. sorry sorry sorry maf kar dijiye…
Radha: shhhhhhhhhh shant…
Mai: hmm
Radha: dekh I know ke tu sab juth bol raha hai. Kha mari kasam
Mai: actually… Mere sach bol ne par shayad bahot sare rishte tut jayenge.. mai chup rahu usi me fayada hai sabaka…
Radha: muje patane ka tarika tuje shayad samir ne hi diya hai kyonki samir muje tujse bat karne ko force kar raha tha. Aur ye bhi bol raha tha ke aap unse bat kar rahe ho to usse kyo chhod di. Ab maine to nahi bataya tha ke mai bat karti hu. To tune bataya. Isiliye muje ahsas hua ke samir bhi nalayak hai aur tu bhi wahi hai…
Ab bat ko khich kar isse bhagne se achha hai ke ise achhe se paish kiya jaye…
Mai: dekho aunty. Sach bat bolu. Samir nalayak to bilkul bhi nahi hai. Ha thoda pagal hai. Par wo aapki khushi chahata hai. Aap website pe chat karte ho wo usne dekh liya tha. To wo chahta tha ke aap dosti banao to un logo se banao jis par uska hath bhi ho. Kahi aire gaire koi mil gaya to ye jamana kharab hai. Wo mere pas ro raha tha ke maa jivan me bahot akeli hai. Usne mere liye bahot sari kurbani di hai. Ek dost ke nate mai chahta hu ke bas tu maa ka sahara ban ja. Maa ko bas ek dost chahie.. aur tu achha honest lagta hai…
Turant maine socha ke ye sari chat muje samir ko batani padegi ta ke koi problem future me ye javab ko le kar na ho…
Radha: hmmm sorry maine thoda na samaj ban kar hard step le liya
Mai: aap apni jagah bilkul sahi ho. Koi bhi yahi karta. Par bas muj par aap trust kar sakate ho. Aur apka beta aapke liye achha hi sochta hai..
Radha: muje browsing history clear karti rahani padegi.. lol
Aur fir hamare bich bat wapas shuru hui. Aunty ke force ke karan maine radha kar ke wapas bate shuru ki.. maine dusre din samir ko bhi sab samaja diya… Aur samir ka sujav aaya ke ab ye chatting ko thoda next level par le jaye… Aur us din maine thoda waise hi kiya… Rat ko..
Mai: are radha.. ek bat puchu?
Radha: ha pucho
Mai: dusri shadi kyo nahi ki
Radha: bas samir ka khayal rakhne
Mai: to ab ?
Radha: pagal hai kya? Buddhi ho gai hu
Mai: aapki umar mushkil se 30 lag rahi hai
Radha: maska na mara kar thik hai…
Samir ke ghar jo gaya tha isiliye ye bich me diwar khadi hui thi. Warna to kai nishan thok deta…
Mai: chalo koi nai. Ek din kahi bahar milte hai…
Radha: hmm kaha
Mai: movie dekhne
Radha: hmmm muje man to hai par samir
Mai: samir ko mera nam de dena kuch nahi bolega thik hai
Samir aur mere bich deal hui thi ke muje roka to mai isme nahi padunga. Aur sab bich me chhod kar chala jaunga… Jo samir nahi chahta tha
Radha: tum dono ke bich me kya pak raha hai
Mai: kuch nahi pak raha hai radha bas aap nishchit ho jao.. enjoy karo. Aapke chahere par khushi la ne ke sare chhote chhote prayas hai…
Radha: kaun si movie dekhne jayenge…
Mai: koi bhi… Par ek shart hai tuje meri girlfriend ban kar aana padega…
Radha: achha… Gf?
Mai: ha beshak
Radha: pagal hai?
Mai: gf banegi to kuch raz ki bate meri personal life ki bataunga warna nahi…
Radha: aise kaise raz hai jo gf ko bata sakata hai..
Mai: wo to gf bano to batau…
Radha: thik hai… Gf ban ne me kya karna padega…
Mai: pahale to sadi ko goli mar do.. koi achhe se shirt T-shirt pent kuch pahano.
Radha: mere pas nahi hai…
Mai: perfect to ham ye Saturday kharid ne jate hai aur Sunday movie…
Radha: samir?
Mai: are yar trust me..
Radha: thik hai…
Mai Saturday ka besabri se intezar kar raha tha.. maine kuch suspense rakha meri life ka wo mai use batane vala tha… Wo muje puchti rahi par maine use nahi bataya… Saturday ko mai unke ghar use lene pahuncha…
Samir: hi jagdish kaha ja rahe ho
Mai: radha ke kapade lene…
Mai radha aunty ke samane hi bol raha tha…
Samir: direct radha? Hmm? Hmm?
Radha: ha wo actually ham itne achhe dost ban gaye hai ke…
Samir: kya maa aap bhi. It’s your personal life. I don’t care… Byeeeeee
Samir achha hai ya pagal sach me unpredictable tha…

