UPDATE – 54
jaise jaise hum ghar ke karib pahuch rahe the kisi ke chillane ki awaaz tez hoti jaa rahi thi to mere kaan khade ho gaye ki kuch to gad bad hai to maine ek dum se maa ka hath pakada or unhe rukne ka ishara kiya or khud aage jaa kar dekha jaha 2 kale rang ki jeeb khadi thi or angan me 10/12 ladke khade the hockey rod ke sath thoda or nazar ghumayi to wahi bade mama ke sath pura pariwar khaat per baitha tha jab ki didi ke sir per bandook lagaye vo mariyal amit khada tha
amit- dekh jije tere se mein kuch nahi kahunga kyuki tu meri behan ka pati hai per tere bhanje ki laash to yahi giregi or uski es behan ki akad to sab ke samne chod ker nikalunga saale ne mujh per hath choda
bmama- tujhe pta nahi hai tu kis aag se khel raha hai uski jaan basti hai pariwaar me or tune usi pariwaar ko bandook ki nok per rakh diya tune es shaadi ke mahool me jo zehar ghola hai na ye zehar tujhe hi maar daalega aaj
amit- jije ye to uske aane per pta chalega or tujhe chodd raha hu zinda ye kam hai kya or shaadi kal hai to tension kyu le rahe ho waise bhi kisi mehmaan ko koi nuksaan nahi pahuchaya maine bus ek kamre me band kiya hai ek bar use nipta du phir me chup chaap chala jaunga
chotemama- ek bar ye bandook to hata tu gudiya(didi) ke sir se phir tujhe aaj sach me chup chaap hi bhejunga laash bana kar
amit- thand rakh chote jije aisa na ho ki teri bhi aarthi utha du
km- sharam karle tujhe tu bhai keh ne me bhi sharam aa rahi hai dekh abhi bhi maan ja mein en se baat kar lungi ye tujhe kuch nahi karenge verna baad me ye tujhe chodenge nahi
amit- tu chup kar jayada bhasan mat de jab to kuch ni boli jab ye mujhe peet rahe the
km- to galti teri hi thi kaise bolti maan ja mera ghar barbaad mat kar kya ye phir mujhe vo pyar denge
amit- tabhi to tere pati ko chodd raha hu
bmama- rehne to kaaya aaj es ka samay kharab hai ab kuch ni hoga kar tu jo karna chahta hai
amit- hmm ye hui na baat jije or tu chamiya ab nahi chillayegi tab to bada uchal rahi thi
didi- kyuki mujhe pta hai tere sath kya hone wala hai or tu chinta mat kar tere ye hath me khud todungi
amit- teri to saali bahut bol rahi hai tu aane de tere bhai ko phir bta ta hu tujhe
ab tak ye sab dekh kar mein plan taiyaar kar chuka tha bus ek gun thi jo us mariyal ke paas thi maa bhi ye sab dekh rahi thi per dari nahi thi kyuki unhone pehle bhi mujhe ladte hue dekha tha or tabhi maa boli
maa- to kya karne wala hai tu
me- bus vo gun hat jaye didi ke sir se phir en me bhuss bhar dunga mein or ye kaam bhi apko hi karna hai
maa- or vo kaise
me- idar se nikal ke samne se gharr me ghuso uska dhyaan aap per jayega or bus phir uska kaam tamam
maa- uuummaaahhh( or mujhe ek kiss ki ) dhyaan se karna
me- aap chinta mat karo bus darna mat or gusse me hi bolna
maa- thik hai
maa ke jaate hi mein danda dhoond ne lga per kuch dikh nahi raha tha tabhi meri chote mama ke pas padi lathi per gayi bus ab vo hi leni thi ab mein bilkul taiyaar tha or mere raste me do aadmi the jinhe hata ke waha tak jaana tha sab clear tha or ab time action ka tha shirt ke baju chad chuke the or tabhi entry hui meri maa ki or unhe dekhte hi sabki nazar unper gayi
amit- ae beta kaha hai tera or tu aise marne chali aayi yaha akeli sab dekhte hue
maa- kutte ke bhok ne se sher nahi marte mein to tujhe marte hue dekhungi
bmama- aja behna aaja
maa- tu bhi taiyaar reh bhai abhi bahut kaam hai
amit- teri to bahut bol rahi hai
bus yahi nazar hat gayi uski
or mein cheete ki raftaar se doad kar pehle admi ke muh pe panch diya or es pehle ki dusra admi palat kar dekhta piche se hi uski gardan pe bhi ek panch pada or furti se laathi utha ke sidha maari amit ke haatho per jiski vajah se gun gir gayi ye sab itni jaldi hua ki kisi ko kuch samjh hi nahi aaya per amit ko girta dekh vo baki ke ladke mujhe maar ne ko bhaage per tab tak chote or bade mama axtion me aa chuke the or thodi hi der me vo sab dher pade the or meri lathi ke niche amit pada tadphada raha tha abhi koi kuch kehta ki didi ne use khada kiya or uske aando pe ek jordar ghutna maara or vo chikhte hue phir se ladkhada kar gir gaya
didi- kya hua kutte ab meri akad nahi nikaalega uth na kamine
amit– aaahhh mujhe maaf kar do
abhi vo itna hi bola thi ki chote mama ne uski gardan pakad li or use dabane lage to maine chudwa diya
me- mama mar jayega ye saala es me itni jaan nahi hai chodd do ise kal apki shaadi hai
cmama- bhaad me gayi shaadi pehle eski gand marunga saale ki bahut der se patar patar kar raha tha gudiya ke pe bandook na rakhi hoti to tabhi mundi marod deta saale ki
tabhi didi ne waha pade uske gunde ke hath se rod chin ke uske ghut ne peer jordar parhaar kiya or thik waise hi uske hath ke sath kiya
amit– aaa mmaaa mar gaayyaaa reeee mujhe bacha le kaaya mein tera bhai hu
km- thuuu mera bus chale to jaan se maar su tujhe yuvi karo ho karna hai mujhe koi matlab nahi balki mujhe bhi maaf kar do
didi- koi ni darling maami es me tumhari koi galti nahi hai tum to coffee pila do or tu bola tha na ki tujhe mein hi todungi ab bol kaha chodega mujhe kutte
me- buss shant lady bheem shant aap batao bade mama kya karna hai
bmama- wahh mere sher mujhe naaz tujh per tune meri baat sach kar di or tujhe kaha tha na ki tu aag se khel raha hai dekh mere bhanje ka jigar ki teri itni ghatiya harkat ke baad bhi maaf kar diya ise kehte hai mard
amit- jije mujhe maaf kar do galti ho gayi mujhse
bmama- na saale es galti ki saja to tujhe mil kar hi rahegi
or police ko phone kar diya thodi der baad police aayi or un sab ko pakad ke le gayi

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