Update 36
Mere ko yaad hi nhi main kya kar raha tha, ro raha tha aur chal raha tha, truck bhut the road pe aur main neeche grass pe chalta raha, kabhi koi pattar se takraah jata to kabhi eet se, main besud hi chalta raha, mere ko itna dard chaku lagne ke time bhi nhi howa tha, yeh kya ho raha tha mere sath, akhir aisa kya galat kiya tha maine, mere kya galti hai, kyu mere sath yeh sab ho raha hai, mere ko kuch samajh nahi aaya, mere ko ek bar to laga ki mar jau truck ke neeche aake, main ruka aur himmat nhi jhuta paya marne ki, jyada paas khada tha road ke, ek do gaadi wale chilate howe gujre, – maarega kya saale sharabi,
Maine socha marna hi thek hoga, fir mere ko Sarabjit yaad ayi, woh to hai, main wapis chalne laga gaon ke aur, gaon ke bahar puncha to sannata tha, sab so rahe the, koi nhi tha road pe, ek kutta bhi nhi dikha, main besud kisi tarah Dada ji ki Haveli ki taraf chalta gya, bhut thak gaya tha, sab taraf andhera tha, maine gate khola aur dheere se wapis band kiya, aur verandhe ki taraf muda, mere ko uske hone ka ehsaas howa, Sarabjit baithi thi andhere mein, mere ko dekh ke woh uthi aur hath fela diye, main rota howa uske gale lag gya, kafi der hum dono khamoshi se ek dusre ko pakade rakha, fir woh boli, – main hu na, tere armaan main pure karungi, main dungi paise,
Ek pal mere ko kuch samajh nhi aaya, isko kaise malum woh baat, Papa to Chachi ko kabhi phone nhi karte, iska number hone ka sawal hi nahi, mene bhi Sarabjit ka number kabhi nhi liya, fir isko kisne bola, hum dono under aagye, maine ghadi deki, 1.30 baj raha tha, main jake drawing room main sofe pe baith gya, Sarabjit pani ka glass leke ayi, maine thoda piya fir samne Black Dog ki bottle dikhi, – woh laa tu, woh uth ke bottle layi aur kanch ka glass aur pani ka jug aur mere sath baith ke peg banane lagi, mere dimag sharab pine se khulne laga, – ek baat bata tu Sarabjit, – kya ?
– tere ko kaise malum mere sath kya howa? woh chup rahi, maine usko glass diya usne sip li aur wapis diya, – bata na mere ko, tere ko kaise pata,
– aap ki shakal dekh ke bol diya, – nahi tu andhere main baithi thi, tune kab mere shakal dekhi? yeh aaj nhi howa, phele kai baar ho chuka hai, – kab? – jab mene tere ko jhula diya, tu ne jhula sirf isliye jhula ki main naraj tha, aur tune bar bar yeh baat boli bhi, aur jab maine socha tere aur Simran ke sath threesome karne ka, tab bhi tune phele hi na bol diya, aur us din bhi baat ghuma di, bata mere ko ki main tere paas kyu kheecha chala aath hu, kon hai tu ?
Main Simran ki maa hu, – nahi sach bata de agar mere ko sacha pyar karti hai to, woh khamosh rahi aur mere glass se sip li, – kya hoga us se?, – bhale kuch nhi ho, aaj mere life main khatam karne wala tha, tere ko malum kaise pada, kaise sirf tu yaad ayi mere ko, – sab beham hai aapka, – nahi itne saare coincidence nhi hote, tere aakhen kyu alag hai sab se, – mere aakhen aap jaise hi hain, – nahi gehrai hai in main, tera sharir pe ek baal nhi hai, hath ke neeche bhi nhi hai, chut pe nhi hai, tere sirf sir pe baal hai, sab kaale, ek bhi white baal nhi hai, – haa to ? saaf karti hu main aur regularly dye bhi karti hu, – chal fir bathroom main Anne French ki dabbi dikha, na wahan koi hair dye hai, maine phele hi check kiya, tere ko sab malum hai, na maine paise ki baat ki, na bola ki mere armaan toot gaye, tere ko kaise pata? dekh bolna padega agar pyar karti hai mere se, nhi to tu samajh le ki main abhi jaake truck ke neeche mar jaunga, tere kasam, tu shyad yeh bhi janti hai ki main pakka mar jaunga tere naam le kar
Sarabjit ne mere muh pe hath rakh diya, – aap ko mere kasam, aisa fir kabhi mat bolna, – to sach bol de aaj, – sach hi to nhi bol sakti, – kyu? – aap insaan ho, yeh keh ke woh chup hogyi, mere ko yeh bhi samjh nhi aya ki agar main insaan hu to tu kon hai? – main insaan hu to tu kya koi bhutni ya dayan hai ? woh muskarane lagi aur mere se glass leke peg banane lagi, – waise aapki information ke liye bata du, yeh dayan ya bhutni kuch nhi hota hai, – haa bata na puri baat, – lo pio, dekho isko dhyan se suno, main aapko jo hai woh waisa nhi bata sakti, main sochne laga fir mere ko idea aya, – chal apan aisa karte hai, ki tu third person main bata, jaise kisi aur ki kahani suna rahi hai, yeh to tu kar sakti hai na, usne ek pal socha fir sip leke bola, – haa yeh to tarika thek hai hai, – chal bata, – phele aap disclaimer samjh lo jo kahani main sunnne ja rahi hu, yeh sach nhi hai, – haa thek hai, – yeh ek kahani hai, – thek hai, – mera is kahani se koi lena dena nhi hai, – thek hai, – aisa hota nhi hai is duniya mein, – thek hai, – yeh ek kalpanik kahani hai, – haa malum hai, ab suna na,
Acha suna, ek istri thi, uski Nani ki maa se bata rahi hu, jo mene suni hai, woh jab young thi tab woh gaon main rahti thi, uska pati ek kisan tha, woh is lok ki nhi thi,woh dusre lok ki thi, – kitne lok hote hain, waise hi puch raha hu? – dekho dev lok, prithvi lok aur paatal lok, – acha, fir swarg lok aur narg lok kaha gaye? – aisa kuch nahi hota hai, – acha, – haa to dev lok ki jo bhi ladkiyan hain unko ek baar prithvi pe janam lena padega yeh rule hai, – thek hai, to is istri ki Nani ki maa, jo gaon main rahti hai, yeh dev lok se thi, – haa, to woh apne khet pe kaam karke ghar ja rahi thi to usko paas ke gaon ke sardar jis ka naam Rahid Khan tha,Pataudi area ka woh tha, woh kahin ja raha tha apne ghode pe, usne isko dekha, aur woh usko pasand aagyi, – acha thek hai, – fir Rashid Khan ne pata karwake aapne aadmi bhej ke, usne us istri ke ghar che aadmi bheje uthane ke liye, panch aadmi the aur ek tange wala tha buddha, jab woh us istri ko pakadne lage to usne koi virod nahi kiya, – kyu? – aare sono na, usne sirf yeh bola ki jo mere ko chuyega, woh aaj marega, bas, lekin uska pati kuladi leke bhaga apni patni ko bachane ke liye, to usko unhone maar diya, woh nhi roi apne pati ke liye, bas tange main baith gyi, aur us buddhe tangewale ko bhi wohi baat bol di, – agar tu mere ko chuega to tu bhi aaj marega, to tangewale ne nhi chuwa, woh sab aadmi hasne lage aur tanga chal pada
Jab woh Rashid Khan ke haveli pe paucha woh khud utar ke unke sath under chali gyi, ek aadmi ne uski peth ko chua to usne wohi baat boli, – tu aaj marega, woh hasne laga, fir yeh baithak main paunche to woh istri khud kursi pe baith gyi, Rashid Khan aya aur uske gal pe hath fera, tab bhi usne wohi baat boli, – aare mere aadmiyon ne tere pati ko mara uska gam nhi teri ko, ya mera bistar garam karne ki jaldi hai? ha ha ha
usko to marna hi tha, yehi niti hai humari, – Sarabjit iska kya matlab hai, nhi samjha main? – are yeh jo dev lok ki hoti hai na, inko prithvi pe pati sirf beti paida karne ke liye use hota hai, uske baad woh mar jata hai, – waise inko dev lok main kya kehte hai, apsara ? – Hmmm – acha, aage sonu, – ruk fir Simran ka pati kaise mara? usne to koi bacchi paida nhi kara? aur yeh sirf ladkiyan hi paida hoti hai? , – haa yehi rule hai, – rule hain hard and fast aur solid hote hain, bacchi tum nhi karo tumhari problem hai, pati to marega hi, aare simply samjho, jis ne inki maang main sindur bhar diya, woh marega, uski ulti ginti shuru usi pal se, – acha us din main jail se aya tha tab maine emotional hoke Simran ko paane ki kushi main jab maang bharne wala tha tab tune roka diya, woh muskarane lagi, – sab yaad hai aapko, bacha liye maine aapko yaad rakhna, – acha isko dusre tarike se apan deke to, agar mere ko suicide karna hai to main tere maang bhardu? woh hasne lagi, – haa aisa hi kuch, lekin aapka suicide pata nhi kab hoga kyu iski time limit kisi ko malum nhi hoti, acha aage suno, fir Rashid Khan ne uspe khub hath fera, woh chup rahi aur jab woh dusri kursi pe jake baith gya, to woh istri boli, – kar liya sab kuch, ab hogya khatam ya nhi ? – kya bol rahi hai tu, – ab aap kuch aur karoge mere sath ya bas? sab hasne lage aur Rashid Khan ne bola, – abhi ke liye hogya, ab raat ko chodunga tere ko,
Woh istri ek pal aakhen band ki, fir khol ke boli – Aagye, sab idhar udhar dekhne lage, fir usko pucha, – kon aagye? yaha to koi nhi hai humare siwa, us istri ne ishara kiya ek taraf, fir dusri taraf, fir teesri taraf, har darwaze pe saath foot lambe Kaale Naag the, sab dar ke kursi pe chad gaye aur apni talwaren nikal li, – yeh kon hain, kaha se aaye? – maine bulaya, – saanp ? – haa rakshak hai mere, woh Kaale Naag, sharir ke bal khade hogye, karib teen foot upar, aur sab ko dekhne lage, unki aakhen laal thi, – ruk ruk ruk, Chandigarh main bhi mere boat pe ek kaal naag chad gya tha, yeh wohi tha? – ek to yeh mat bhulo ki aap insaan ho, itni importance mat samjho apni, – nahi jaisa tunne bola us Naag ne bhi waisa hi kiya tha, – haa to aagye honge Naagraj, kya problem hai, unko allowed hai prithvi aur patal lok main ghumana, to woh rahte hain in dono lok main, seriously mat lo, yaad rakho kahani hai, haa fir Rashid Khan ke aadmi talwar leke Naagon se bachne ke liye taiyar hogye, lekin us istri ne kaha, – tum ne mujhe mana karne ke baad bhi chuva, tumhari talwaren koi kaam ki nhi hai, yeh saans keech lete hai, daste nhi hai, – kyu nhi daste? – kyuki tum insaan ho, tumhari koi value nhi hai, fir ek Naag ne istri ki taraf dekha, tu us istri ne ek aadmi ki taraf dekha aur haa main sir hilaya, ek pal main woh aadmi jameen pe dher hogya, no koi aawaz howi na hatiyaar chala na Naag ne usko kaata, aise hi sab dher hogye ek ek karke, sab mar gye, bacha Rashid Khan, woh rone laga, rone ke aawaz sun ke woh buddha tangewala darwaje ke kaanpta howa sab dekh raha tha, fir us Kaale Naag ne Rashid Khan ke taraf dekha, to us istri ne haa main sir hilaya, woh kursi pe dher hogya, tangewala wahi jaam hogya, Naag ne usko dekh kar istri ko dekha, usne naa main sir hilaya, aur fir teen Naag aake uske pairon ke paas gol hoke baith gaye, – chala tanga wapis, mere ghar le chalo, mere beti akeli hai,
Pure raste koi kuch nhi bola, tangewala kaanp raha tha, uska peshab nikal gya tange main, ghar paunch ke woh istri utri aur tangewale ko dekha, – agar yeh baat tune kisi ko bhi batayi, likh ke ya bol ke, to do din main marega, aur kaise? woh tu dekh chuka hai,
– Aap Vish Kanya ho maa? tangewala ne bas itna pucha, woh mudi aur fir dekha, – nhi hu, yaad rakhna mere baat agar apni jindagi se pyar hai to, nahi to do din, aur woh chali gyi
ek baat bata yeh inko bhavishya kaise malum padta hai, – matlab? Bhavishya to kisi ko malum nhi hota, – tune mere ko kaise bola ki dushman ko maar dena, woh Mahabharat wali baatein, – to aap ne panga liya na, – maine ? kab kaise ? maine koi panga nhi liya, – mere ko I love you kyu bola? – to us se kya ? – panga nhi lena tha na, aap ne apni niti badal li, aap bhul jaate ho ki aap insaan ho, agar un logon se uljhoge to aag ka dariya par karna padega, sab ka apna level hota hai, aap ko apne level se bahar nikale to kuch hoga, pakka, – fir keemat deni padegi, – haa jab main jail se aya tu darwaje pe khadi rahi, tune mere peth pe aaj tak comment nhi kiya, na us din tune dekhi, – waise kya tha dekhne ko, aap ke karm the, aap ne chuna yeh rasta, mat bhulo aap insaan ho, – to woh toll plaza pe jo jal ke char log mar gaye?, – woh bhi niti thi, unke karm the, unka samay is prithvi pe pura hogya tha,
main sir pakad ke baitha raha, usne peg diya mene pi liya, fir mere ko ek baat aur yaad ayi, – tu sharab kaise piti hai? – aare somras hai, yeh koi wahan banned thodi na hai, aur muskarane lagi
ek aur baat hai, – haa aaj sab puch hi lo, – main jo sochta hu, main jo karta hu, sab tere ko pata hai na, woh muskarane lagi, – bol na, fir muskarane lagi, – tere ko matlab mere Mami ka malum hai? mene darte howe pucha, woh muskarati rahi, – maine dil main socha, ki aur sab kuch, bhenchod isko to Jaspreet aur Neelam ka bhi malum hoga, – aap na yeh gali mat diya karo, aur hasne lagi khil khila kar,
main sharm se pani pani hogya, – yaar main kitna luchha aur ghatiya insaan hu, tere ko chhod ke, tere ko jhut bol ke, Mami ke paas jata tha, – haa to kya howa, maine phele hi bol diya tha ki payal unki hai, us din bhi aap ne man main bhen ki gali di thi, aur fir khil khila ke hasne lagi, yaad karo
mere ko bhut sharm aa rahi thi, – aur kuch puchna hai, ya khana lagau? – ruk na, please, main kaise maan lu ki to woh hai, – aare itna to prove kar diya, chalo aap kuch socho, – nahi aise nhi, yeh maan liya, – fir kaise ? – tere body se bata, – matlab? maine samjhi nhi, body se kaise? – kuch kar ke dikha, – aare main koi jadugarni thodi na hu, chalo utho khana khao, aur uth ke mere hath pakad ke khada kar diya, hum kitchen main aagye, – tu subah 4 baje naha ke saari phen ke Puja karti hai, – haa Shivji ki, – fir nighty phenti hai? – haa, – kyu? – aapke liye, mere buddhu, aur mere gal keech ke boli, – acha ek choti sa glimpse dikha tera apsara lok ka, – aare aap insaan ho, kuch hojayega, jhel nhi paoge, aap samjh hi nahi paoge, – please ek bar, yaar mere liye, dekh maine aag ka dariya par kiya tere liye, – acha ji, aisa kya? – haa aisa hi samjh le, – bhut badmash insaan ho, aise nhi manoge na, – nhi, – chalo ek pal ke liye aakhen band karna aur khol dena usi pal mere aakhon mein dekhna, yaad rakhna, ek pal band karke mere aakhon mein dekhna, aur mere dono baju pakad li, – kyu pakad rahi hai? – aap gir na jao, – haa maulam hai bhut takat hai tere main, us din gand marne se mana karne par dewaar pe mara tha mere ko, woh fir khil khila ke hasi, – galti thi mere us din,hawas main beh gyi thi main, acha jaise maine bola hai waise hi karna, ready ? karo, maine aakhen band ke aur fat khol ke uski aankhon mein dekha, woh kali aakhen ek dum neeli hogyi thi aur ek alag tej se chamakne lagi, aur unke under jaise taare ghum rahe the, main aage hoke unko dekhta howa Sarabjit ko kiss kar diya, usne muh khol ke apni jeb de di, mere sharir ka ek ek room jhul gya, main girne laga, aisa anubhav mere ko is janam main nhi mila tha, maine aakhen band kar li, jab khola aur dekha to wohi normal aakhen thi, kaali aakhen bilkul normal, maine dil main socha, Adbudh Sarabjit, usne muskarake bola – thank you, ab chalo khana khao, aur thaal leke table pe aa gyi,main table pe baitha, aur khana khane laga,
Sarabjit, -Hmmm, – kya yeh man ko padna Simran ko bhi aata hai?, – nhi, – kyu? – yeh Shakti lene padti hai, – kon deta hai?, – Naagraj, – matlab agar tu chahe to abhi unko bola sakti hai? – nhi, woh Devta hai, main kaise unko bula sakti hu bina koi karan, – fir tune kaise li? – aap ke liye maangi unse, – kab mile tere ko woh Devta, – are har saal ek baar milne aate hai, Naag Panchami ke din, – pakka aate hai? – Hmmm, – to khahi bhi ho? – Hmmm, ek bar main Shillong gyi thi school trip leke, to Naag Panchami ka din tha, bahar barish ho rahi thi, main Pooja ki thali saja ke, samne ek gadde ka chota sa singhasan bana ke baith gyi, woh aaye khidki se, – tere ko dar nhi lagta? – kis se dar? woh to Devta hai na humare, rakshak hain, agar koi vipda hogi mere pe to aayenge woh, main aakh band karke sochungi to prakat hojayenge woh, bataya na abhi kahani main
Main sochta raha, fir Sarabjit boli, – aap jyada mat socho, aap ke level ki baatein nhi hai yeh, aap insaan ho bhulo mat, kal Joginder ji ko bol dena ki panch dukan final karde, – panch? pagal hogyi kya, yahan ek ke bhi paise nhi hai, – main dungi na, – tere paas koi paatal lok ka khajana hai kya? – itne se kaam ke liye kisi se mangne ki koi jarurat nahi, – yeh itna sa kaam? kitne paise honge panch dukaan ke? panch matlab 3.5 crore, – haa to hain mere paas, – kaise? – dekho mere FDs aur total Bank main hain 1.40 ki, Simran ki hain 1.10 ki khet ki kamai aur uske salary ke, aur uski pati ki death pe jo mila, aapke Dada ji ne diya woh aur baki uski salary wagera hote hai 1.50, aap ka kaam hoyaega, – tum apna sab paisa mere ko business shuru karne main laga dogi? – socho humare kis kaam ka? hum wapis thodi leke jayenge wahan, – lekin yaar agar main fail hogya, woh khil khila ke hasne lagi, – are dev lok ka paisa khabhi fail ho sakta hai kya? aur hasti rahi,
Khana kha ke hum uthe, – aap jake so jao, abhi Pooja ka time hogya hai, main Shiv ji ki aradhna karke aati hu, – mere ko dekhni hai, – acha fir wait karo, main naha ke taiyar hoti hu, Sarabjit naha ke achi Saari phen ke, sir dhak ke Pooja room main gyi, main peeche gya, Pooja room ke dono diye khud hi jal uthe, woh baith gyi, main peeche baith gya, kuch der baad woh uthi aur hum bahar aye, mene mud ke dekha to diye band hogye the, – yeh diye kaise tere jaane se apne aap jal jate hain? mere se to nhi hote, woh muskarane lagi, – aap bhul jaate ho ki aap insaan ho, fir dress change karke nighty phen ke mere baju pakad li, – chalo aab sote hain, bahut lambi raat thi aaj ki,
