Update 46
Mene thoda bazaar mein chakkar lagane ki sochi ki shayad kuchh dhayan bantega lekin samsya bhatiji vijeta ki thi, aur agar usko bhi sath le jata hoon to ghar mein taala lagana padega.
Karun to kya karun ajib kas-m-kas mein fans gaya.
Fir mene socha ki bahar ki side se andar se band karke kichen side se nikal jata hoon gallery se hoke,
komal Bhabhi ko bol deta hoon wo dhayan rakhengi, kyonki kichen side ka gate unke bedroom ke samane hi tha.
Mene vijeta se pucha ki market ghumane chalegi to wo taiyar ho gayi, mene andar se bahar wala gate band kiya aur kichen side wale gate ki kundi lagayi,
vijeta ki ungali pakdi aur unko dhyan rakhne ke liye bolne unke bedroom ke gate par phuncha,
wo tab tak kapde pahan kar dressing ke saamne taiyar ho rahi thi, mujhe dekhte hi khadi ho gayi aur meri or dekhkar halki si muskarahat ke sath boli- ji bhaisaab koi kaam tha.
Me – bhabhiji me aur vijeta bazaar ki taraf jaa rahe hain to aap thoda ghar ki taraf dhyan rakhna.
Wo – koi kaam hai bazar mein..?
Me- nahi bas aise hi thoda mood change karne jaa raha tha.
Wo thoda smile karke boli- market mein aisa kya hai mood change karne laayak..?
Me bhi thoda smile dete huye – aisa vaisa kuchh nahi, vijeta ko kuchh khila-pilake lata hoon jo isko pasand aajaye bas aur kya..?
Wo- vaise me chai banane wali thi, agar aap peena chahe to…!
Me- aapko to pata hi hai me chai kam hi peeta hoon,
Wo baat ko thoda badhane ke sath-2 tease karne ke mood mein thi so boli- to doodh pee lijiye aur muh thoda dusari side karke muskra di..
Me – arey Bhabhi chhodiye me kisi aur ke hisse ka doodh nahi peeta hoon, apko kam padjayega.
Wo- agar kisi ke pass extra doodh ho to.. ? ab me samajh gaya ki iske aage agar me badha to ye khulne lagegi aur yahi me nahi chahta tha,
to mene kaha ki nahi bhabhi abhi meri kuchh bhi peene ki ichha nahi hai aur bina uska koi jawab sune me wahaan se nikal gaya..
Jaate samay mene notice kiya ki wo thoda upset si ho gayi thi.
Bazaar mein bhatakne ke baad, bhatiji ko kuchh chat padake khilye jiski wo shaukeen thi, aur ek-dedh ghanta barbaad karke me ghar lauta tab tak bhaiya aur Bhabhi dono hi aa chuke they. Mera bhi thoda mood change hua.
Ab to jab bhi mera aamna-saamna komal Bhabhi se ho mujhe unki aankhon mein kuchh alag se hi bhav dikhein, jaise mano unki wo aankhein kuchh kahna chahti ho mujhase, kuchh anunaya vinay ho unmein, kuchh chahat ho,
ab pichhale kuchh varshon mein me aurton ki aankhon ki bhasha achhe se samajhne laga tha.
Ab kya karun kya na karun jitna un nazaron se bhagna chahta tha wo aur utni hi meri or aakarshit hoti lagi mujhe.
Ek din sham ka samay tha light chali gayi thi, thoda garmi si mehsoos ho rahi thi to me bacchiyon ko leke chhat par chala gaya aur unke sath khelne laga.
Thodi der baad wo bhi upar aagyi aur hamare pass aakar baith gayi aur bacchon ke sath khelne lagi.
Bacchiyon se khelne ke bahane wo mujhse tuch karne lagi, ek baar to vijeta mere saamne thi aur wo mere dono bagal se haath nikal kar usko pakadne lagi jisase unke dono amrit kalash meri peeth mein gadh gaye.
mene vijeta ka hath pakad kar use unki taraf kar diya aur fir ek taraf jaake khada ho gaya.
Ek do baar aur jab aisa hi kuchh karne ki unhone koshish ki to me neeche jaane ke liye jeene ki ore badha, unhone jhat se meri kalai pakad li, aur meri aankhon mein jhankte huye boli-
kya mujh mein kaante hain arun jo mujhse door-2 bhag rahe ho..?
Me – Bhabhi ! ye aap kya bol rahin hain..? me to bas aise hi neeche jaa hi raha tha..!
Wo- lekin me to aapki vajah se upar aayi thi… aur aap meri vajah se neeche jaa rahe ho.. ! aisa kyon..?
Me- sorry Bhabhi ! agar aapko laga ki me aapki vajah se neeche ja raha tha to uske liye extremely sorry, par mera aisa koi irada nahi tha jisase aapko koi thes pahunche.
Wo- me kai dino se dekh rahi hoon, aap mujhse bachne ki koshish karte rahte hain, me aapse kuchh batein karna chahati hoon aur aap ignore kar dete hain mujhe, batao aisa hai ya nahi ?
Me- vaise to aisa kuchh nahi ! achha boliye kya baatein karna chahti hain aap mere sath ?
Wo- bas aise hi, mann karta hai, aapke sath baith kar baaten karun kuchh apni kahun kuchh aapki sunu aur kaya..?
aur ye kahte-2 mere dono hath apne hathon mein le liye.
Mene unki ore dekha to ankhon mein wahi chir parichit bhav dikhayi diye..
mene decide kar liya tha ki ab khulke baat kar hi leni chahiye aakhir pata to chale ki inke mann mein hai kya…!!
mene decide kar liya tha, ki ab khulke baat kar hi leni chahiye aakhir pata to chale ki inke mann mein hai kya…??
Me- bahbhi na jaane mujhe aisa kyon lagta hai jaise aap mujhse kuchh kahna chahati hain par kah nahi paa rahi.
Wo kuchh sakapaka si gayi, bahut der tak kuchh bol nahi payi, meri nazar unke khubsurat lekin sehame huye se chehare par hi tiki thi.
nazar neechi kiye wo asamajash ki sthiti mein hi khadi rahi, mere seedhe-2 sawal ki unko aasha nahi thi shayad, aur apni bhavnaon ko khulkar vyakt karne ki himmat bhi nahi juta paa rahi thi.
Mene fir apna sawal dohraya, to wo meri aankhon mein jahnkti huyi boli- jab aapne meri nazron ko padh hi liya hain to ye bhi padha liya hoga ki me chahti kya hoon..?
Mere sawal ke upar unka sawal sun kar me hadwada gaya..! aur sochne laga ki ye to apni ichhayein mere hi muh se kahalwana chahti hain,
mene mann hi mann kaha – maan gaye Bhabhi kafi tej ho.. par chalo koi nahi hum bhi kisi se kam nahi. ab mujhe bhi iss sawal jawabo ke khel mein maza aane laga tha.
Me- kya Bhabhi aap bhi ! me koi jadugar to hoon nahi jo aapke antarmann ko padh sakun..?
Wo mere hathon ko chumkar boli- jadugar to tum ho hi tabhi to mera mann tumhari ore khincha chala jaa raha hai..?
Me bhaunchakka dekhta hi rah gaya…! abhi kuchh kahna hi chahta ki uparwale ne meri sun li aur Bhabhi upar aagayi, hum dono thoda dur hat kar khade ho gaye aur bacchon se khelne lage.
Jaan bachi aur laakh upaye, laut ke buddhu neeche aaye….!!
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Hamari company ka product kuchh aisa tha ki usko final pack karne se pahle physically check karna jaruri tha ek-do baar manually operate karke, aur ye kaam quality control department ke under hi tha, isake liye manpower ki to jarurat thi lekin technical hona jaruri nahi tha.
Ek technical supervisor ki dekh rekh mein us kaam ke liye adhikatar ladkiyon ko hi rakha gaya tha.
Me product engineering me tha jo first floor par tha, separately. Hamare deptt se nikalte hi purchase aur uske pahle accounts.
First floor par sabse last office tha hamara.
Ek senior draughtsman ke sath 3 aur ladke they mere sath, ek manager jisko me report karta tha.
Accounts me 5-6 log they, jinmein do experienced lady thi, ek sadi suda Panjabi kudi.
Sham ko chhutti ke baad sabhi ladkiyan ek mini bas se jaati thi, neeche testing mein kaam karne wali ladkiyon mein se ek-do adha ghanta pahle upar aajati thi accounts mein un ladies ke sath baithane.
Dono offices ke beech mein ek transparent glass ka partisan hi tha jismein se sab kuchh aar-paar dikhta tha.
Vaise to kabhi-kabhar accounts ki ladies ke sath hansi Mazak bhi hota rahta tha, ham sabka.
Hamare manager ke under mein R&D bhi tha to wo jyadatar sham ke waqt neeche hi hota tha.
Kucch hi dino mein mene observ kiya ki neeche se jo ladkiyan upar aakar baithati thi unmein se ek ladki jiska naam Teena tha, aur company se 15-20 km par uska gaon tha, jo uss mini bas ke root par hi padta tha, wo hamare cabin ki ore hi dekhti rahati thi.
Ek din mere sr. DM (draughtsman) rohila ne mujhse kaha ki dekho wo ladki hamare office ki taraf hi dekhti rahti hai.
Rohila sadi suda tha lekin tha bada tharki type, to pahle to khud ne koshish ki use patane ki lekin jab us ladaki ne use koi ghaas nahi dali tab usne mere ko bataya.
Agle din jab wo upar aayi aur hamari ore dekhne lagi to rohila ne mujhe kuhani maarkar ishara kiya,
mera dhyan bhi bahar ki ore gaya to wo meri ore hi dekh rahi thi, kuchh der to dekhti rahi fir apni nazrein neechi karke muskara di.
Rohila ye sab dekh raha tha so fat se bola- arey yaar ye to tere ko hi line de rahi hai.
Mene kaha chhod na kya faltu kamon mein dhyan rahta hai tera, apna kaam kiya kar varna manager ko bol dunga samjha,
bhehnchod sadi-suda hoke aisi baton mein hi laga rahta hai, to wo kuchh darr gaya aur apne kaam mein lag gaya.
Thodi der baad fir mene jab udhar dekha to paya ki wo hamari ore hi dekh rahi thi, me kuchh minute tak usko hi dekhta raha to wo muskara di aur nazar neechi karke jaane lagi. Jaate-2 bhi ek-do baar chehare par muskarahat liye mudi.
Ab yahan uske hushn ka vivaran dena bhi banta hai, kisi ne agar hariyane ki chhokariyon ko dekha ho to unko jyada explain karne ki jarurat hi nahi. unka rang roop ek alag hi laalima liye hota hai,
Upar se uska saanche mein dhala 32-28-33 ka badan, lambai sade paanch ki, chal mein ek alag si thirkan, jab bhi tirchhi nazaron se dekhati thi, kisi ke bhi dil par chhuriyan chal jaayein.
Shayad hi koi senior, junior staff ya worker hoga company mein jo usse chodna na chahta ho sivay ek mere…aur office ke suresh ko chhod kar, wo to saala pura sant hi tha.
bas use to apne sharir ki hi chinta rahati thi, laal surkh sand, chaudi chhati, sher jaisi chaal lekin ladkiyon ke mamale mein ekdum jeero. Pura brahmchaari tha wo, aurat jaat se 10 foot dur hi rahata tha.
Apna aisa koi siddhant tha nahi, agar koi vakayi mein pyaasi hai aur wo saamne se guzarish kare to dil pighal hi jaata tha akhirkaar.
So uske kuchh dino ki koshish ke baad pighal hi gaya, upar se uska roop lavanya aisa jaan maaru tha ki kheench hi liya usane apni ore…
Ab mera bhi mann karne laga use dekhne ka, na jaane kyon sade 4 bajte hi meri nazar usi ore chali hi jaati..
Jitni der wo wahaan rahti hum dono ki nazar ek dusare mein hi khoyi rahati kisi-na-kisi bahane. kahate hain na ki ishk aur mushk chhipaye nahi chhupta.
Un a/c ki lady’s ko pata lag hi gaya, aur dheere-2 sare office mein ye baat Jahir ho gayi, jabki hamein abhi tak ek dusare ko touch karne ka bhi mauka nahi mil paya tha.
Ismein unmein se ek ladki ne hamari madad ki, wo kaam ka bahana karke der tak rukane lagi, me to apne personal scooter se hi jata tha so mujhe to aane-jaane ka koi problem nahi tha.
pahle din wo akeli hi ruki aur jaise hi chhutti ke baad sab chale gaye to wo mere office mein aayi aur usne uska letter mujhe diya aur mujhase reply dene ko kaha.
Mene wo letter liya aur padha, ye mera pahla anubhav tha jab me kisi ladki ka love letter padh raha tha kyonki abhi tak to sabhi physical love hi huye they.
Uske letter ki bhasha apni jyada palle nahi padi, aur usko bol diya ki aake seedhe-2 baat kare jo bhi karni ho.
Dusare din usane usko bhi rok liya aur chhutti ke baad mere office mein bhej diya, wo sharmati-sakuchati mere pass aayi, mene uski ore muskarake dekha, to wo bhi neechi nazar karke muskarane lagi.
Me apni seat par baitha tha wo meri bagal mein aakar khadi thi..mene uska hath thama.. to wo kuchh siharsi gayi..!
Mene uska hath thamkar puchha- Teena ! kya kaam tha mujhse..?
Wo meri ore sawaliya nazaron se dekhne lagi..! mano puchh rahi ho ki tumhein nahi pata..?
Wo tumne sheetal ko letter diya tha na kal… koi kaam tha..? mujhe to kuchh samajh mein aaya nahi..? mene use pareshan karne ki koshish ki !
wo kuchh naraj si dikhayi dene lagi…lekin kuchh boli nahi…!
Me- kuchh bolti kyon nahi..? kya goongi ho..?
Ekdum meri ore gusse se dekha usane ! aur apna hath jhatak ke jaane lagi. Mene jhat se use peechhe se pakda aur khinch liya apni ore.
Jhatke ki wajah se wo seedhi meri god mein aa giri. Mene uske kaan mein kaha- dekho me seedhi-saadi bhasha hi samajhta hoon, ye letter wetter ke chakkar meri samajh se bahar hain,
isliye jo bhi kahna chahti ho seedhe-2 kah do.
mmm…me kuchh nahi kahana chahti…! Chhodo mujhe please.. wo meri god mein kasmasakar boli.
me- to yahaan mere pass kyon aayi thi..? aur mene uske gaal par ek kiss kar diya.
wo mujhse chhutane ka natak karne lagi, lekin mann mein uske meri god mein baithe rahne ka hi tha.
jab wo fir bhi kuchh nahi boli to mene fir kaha.- kya tum mujhe pasand karti ho..?
usne apni garden jhuka li jaise kahna chahti ho ki haan.. me tumhein pasand karti hoon lekin muh se kucch nahi kaha.
Mene janbujhkar usko satate huye kaha- theek hai ! agar nahi pasand karti to koi baat nahi, chhodo is baat ko yahi khatam karte hain….
aur mene use apni god se uthane ka ishara kiya to wo bahut hi neechi awaj mein boli- kya aap mujhe pasand karte hain..?
Me – meri pasand na pasand se kya hota hai ? jab tum hi mujhe pasand nahi karti to…!
Usane mere pass aane ke baad se pahli baar meri aankhon mein dekha aur boli- me agar ye kahoon ki aap mujhe bahut pasand hain to..?
Me- to..to…to ! aur mene uske chehare ko apne hathon mein lekar uske honth chum liye… aur kaha- to mera jabab ye hai.. ! pasand aaya ho to tum bhi iska jabab de sakti to.. !
Wo ekdum sharma gayi, shayad use mujhase ye ummid nahi thi ya ye uska pahla kiss tha jo kisi ne kiya ho uske hothon par..! aur wo uthkar teji se bhagi..
lekin office ke gate par pahunch kar thithki aur palat kar aayi aur jhatke se usne mujhe kiss kiya aur chali gayi… me mann hi mann musakarata hua thodi der apni seat par baitha raha.
Jab wo dono chali gayi, to mene bhi apni dukaan band ki aur ghar chala aaya.
