AB AAGE
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AAJ toh diwali ka dinn ta toh pura ghar hamne saja diya aur sam ko apne gavv k liye hame nikalna ta kyuki hamare yaha kull devta ki puja ki jati hai ….
“Baua kya kar raha hai ..” maa ne mujhe awaj de kar kaha
“Bas maa diyo ko dho kar ikta kar raha hu aata hu”….maine bina pichee ki traf dekhe hi jawab diya ..
“Tu ye sab chor aur ja jakar didi ko bula le apni usse v tayar hona hai hum late ho rai hai…”
Mai didi ko bulane ja hi raha ta ki tabi seedhiyo par papa chadte huwe mill gaii
” kaha ja rahe ho baua”….papa ne mujhe dek kar pucha
Maine bina ruke hi jawab diya “di ko bula kar abi aaya papa”
Mai neesche gaya toh dekha di sanjula di k sath rangoli sajane me lagi ti dono jhuk kar rangoli bana nai rai ti aur jhuk kar rang bhar rai ti mai toh jiss kam se aaya ta wai bhul gaya.aur unke unnat gathiyo ka najara lutne laga.
Tabhi piche se
“Aree sanju beta….”ye dadi ti sanjula di ki maa par mai inhe dadi hi bola karta ta.
Meri toh gand hi fatt gaii lag gaiye laure beta kahi dadi ne dekh toh nai liya.
“Beta jara ye ball idhar laga dena ….” unki baat sunn mujhe chain aaya aur wai unki awaj se undono ka dhyan b meri traf huwa.
Mai jhat se ja kar kamre me bulb laga diya aur wapas aakar …..”di maa bula rai hai chalo tayr hona hai ghar k liye…”
” Tum chalo mai abi aayi 10 minute me ……..”di ne kahh a aur wapas apne kam me lag gai lekin maine mahsus kiya ki sanjula di ka chehra kuch malin par gaya hamare ghar janne ka naam sunn par kiya b kya ja sakta ta aaj diwali jo ti…
Mai thik hai kahta huwa upar aaya upar aa kar maineapnne kaamre me gaya toh waha na maa ti na hi papa .
Ab ye dono kaha gaiye…..mai maa ko dhundte huwe chat par ja raha ta ki kahi maa kapre uthanne chat p gaii ho..
Mai seedhiyo ki traf ja hi raha ta ki bathroom se halki aawaj aaiee…
Ouchhhhhhhh……….aree ye toh maa ki awaj hai aur bathroom se kya huwa mai bathroom ki traf badh chala …tabi mujhe ek aur awaj sunai dii “aahh janemann ab tum aiise tayar hogi toh mai kya karu…..”
Aree ye toh papa ki awaj hai dono bathroom me kya kar rai hai meri jigyasa badh gaii mai bathroom ka sath hi lagee latrin me ghuss gaya jiski ventilator bathroom me ti aur ek bahar ki traf usmee se aadha bathroom lagbhag dikta ta .mai dabe paav usmee ghuss gaya .aur ventilator me se jhak kar andar ka najara dekhne laga…
Wah andar ka kya mast najara ta……maa laal sari aur peele colour ki balouse me ti jisme se unke aadhe blouse ki huks khulle the aur papa maa ki chuchiyo ko blouse me se bahar nikal kar jor jor se aata ki trah guth rai tee…..
Maa papa k hoth se churati hui ….” uff ho bas b kariye na dekhiye bache kahi aa na jaiye kya sochenge………aap b kabi b suru ho jatee hai”
Ab mai kya karu tumm hi toh mujhe garam kar deti ho kya jarurat ti itna hot honee ki ab ek round se pahleee toh nai chornee wala tumhe …”
“Dekhiye mann jaiye na bachee aa jaiyenge raat me kar lijiyega ghar p …..abi pls rahne dijiye….” maa
“Acha mai teji se kar leta hun baki ka raat me…”……papa ne maa ko itna kah unhe aage ki orr jhuka diya
“Kya abi b aur raat me b..hey bhagwan mai toh gaii………”
Ye baat ne jhuke jhuke hi kahi
Mai toh aaram se khara apni maa kI madmast jawani ka raspaan karnee me laga ta kasam se kya badan ta maa ka kisi apsara se kam nai ti uspar se sari toh unpe aur b khilti ti….mai apnne land ko nikall wahi dekhta huwa muth maarne laga…
Kasam se aaj mujhe apne hi baap se rask ho raha ta kitni ajib bidambna ti jiss k khok se maine janam liya aur jiske virya se meri kaya ka nirman huwa aaj wai beta unki kaam kirara ko dekh vasna ki aag me jaal raha ta .aaj mujhe apnee hi baap ki kismat se rask sa hone laga ta.
Papa k hotho par ek kutil muskan ti …”aaj toh diwali me tumhara diwala nikal dunga meri rani….” unhone maa ki chadi ko ek jhatke me khich kar nichee kar diya.
Mujhe v aascharya huwa kyuki maa jadatar chadi nai pahna karti ti peticoat k neeche ye mai achi trah ja

