UPDATE 19
Recap –
Raghu ki baao se me heran ho gya…mene expect nahi kiya tha ki ye log khatarnaak hone ke saat-saat technologically itne advanced bhi hai…kher me uske saat car me beth gya…aur hamare saat do-teen ladke aur beth gye…shayad unhe bhi jaldi off mil gya tha aaj…aur gadi dod padi…
Ab aage –
Gadi rapa-rap sadak par dod rhi thi…me apne khayalo me gum tha…meri tandra jab tuti jab Raghu ne mujhe hilaya…
RAGHU:
Abe raj kha gum he…me puch rha hu tera thikana kha hai…btate ga to tujhe udar chood dunga…
Mene aas paas dekha to paya ye wohi choraha he jise me roz par karta tha…phele to mene socha Raghu ko rasta bta deta hu…par fir kuch sochke nahi btane ka faisla kiya…shayad ye soch mere ander ke dar ke karan aai…kyoki ab mujhe bdi savdhani se ye decide karna hoga kispe bharosa karu aur kispe nahi…aur jin logo ke saat me is waqt gadi me mojood tha…wo log mere liye bilkul ajnabi the sivaye Raghu ko chodkar…par use jane bhi kitna waqt hua hai 4-5 ghante bas…itne me admi ki rangat jana muskil kaam hai…aur jis situation me tha usme to aur mushkil…
ME:
Koi nahi bhai aap mujhe yhi utar do…mere thikana paas hi hai…me yha se paidal nikal jaunga…
RAGHU:
Paka?
ME:
Ji bhai…
Aur Raghu ne mujhe whi utar diya…aur gadi aage badha di…jab tak gadi meri ankho se ojhal nhi ho gyi…me wahi khada rha…aur fir ghar ki aur badh gya… me raste me soch rha tha…ki kitni ajeeb baat he…char logo jo ek dusre se abhi thode din phele hi mile he… unhone milkar ek ghar bsa liya…waise Aanchal meri behen hai aur use me bachpan se janta hu…par pechle 3 saalo se use koi contact nhi tha mera…to dekha jaye to wo kuch had tak ek ajnabi hi to he…me jivan ki is vidambna par mand-mand muskura diya…aur kali andheri raat me nishachar ke bhati apne GHAR ki aur badhne lga…
Me main door ke samne poncha…mobile me time dekha to raat ke 2:30 bje the…mujhe lga tha ki Niti is waqt so rhi hogi…aur use is waqt disturb karna mene theek nhi jana…par bina doorbell bjaye ander jane ka koi aur rasta nhi tha…to mene doorbell bja di…2 second ke ander door khul gya…aur samne Niti khadi thi…
ME:
Are tum abhi tak soi nahi…
NITI:
Nahi yaar abhi to me ek movie dekh rhi thi…aaja ander…
Me ander dakhil hua to saare sofe par popcorn aur kurkure bhikre the…jise saaf pta lag rha tha ki Niti pure man se movie me dubi thi…meri nazro ko usne bhi pakad liya…
NITI:
Sorry yaar…wo movie badi mast thi isliye isper dhyaan nhi gya…me abhi saaf karti hu…
ME:
Koi nhi tum mujhe ek glass pani pila do…
Niti kitchense pani lene chali gai…tab tak mene wo sare popcorn aur kurkure ikathe karke side me rakh diye…
NITI:
Are wha Raj babu…ghar ke kamu me khuub haat bta rhe ho…hihihi
(usne glass mujhe dete hue kha)
Mene glass se pani pina shuru kiya aur Niti whi mere paas beth gyi…mene khali glass table par rakha hi tha…
NITI:
Are ye kya hua..
(usne mere kaan ki aur ishara kiya)
ME:
Are kuch nahi…fisal kar gir gya to halki choot lag gyi…
(mene question ko talte hue jwaab diya)
Niti ne mere haat apne haato me le liye…
NITI:
Ab mujse bhi jhut bologe…
(usne meri ankho me dekhte hue pucha)
Ab kyuki Niti ko shak ho chuka tha to mene use saari baat btani shuru ki…jaise-jaise me apni kahani use btata ja rha tha…uski ankhe visme se badi hoti ja rhi thi…jab meri kahani puri ho gyi…
NITI:
KYA!!! Itna kuch ho gya tumhare saat aaj… aur tu bol rha tha kuch nahi…
(usne uche swar me bola)
Uske swal ka mene koi jwab nhi diya…kyuki baat wo bhi shi kar rhi thi ye jo kuch bhi mere saat hua wo koi choti baat nhi thi…meri jaan jate-jate bachi…mujse koi jwab na pate dekh Niti uthi aur ander se first aid box le aai…
ME:
Are iski koi jarurat nhi he…Peter ne iski first aid kar di thi…
(mene uske haat me first aid box dekhkar bola)
NITI:
Ki hogi…par ab fir se udher se halka khun nikal rha hai…
Mene haat lgakar dekha to wakai me kaan se khun ris rha tha…Niti ne cotton nikal ka use saaf kiya… aur fir usper dawai lgane lagi…
NITI:
Mene tumse aesi stupidity expect nhi ki thi… agr goli halka ander hoti to to kya hota tumhare Aanchal ko yha se le jane wale plan ka… aur plan to chodo ye socha kya haal hota Aanchal ka…
(dwai lgate hue wo boli)
Aanchal ka jikr aate hi mene nazre Ntit ki aur ki…
ME:
Aanchal ke haal se tumhara matlb?
NITI:
Oh ho jaise tumhe pta hi nahi…
(usne dawai table par rakte hue meri aur dekha)
Uski baat ka ishara me bhali bhati smaj gya tha…isliye aage kuch na bola…
NITI:
Khana khaya tumne?
Mene mundi hilakar “na” ka ishara kiya…Niti khadi hoker kitchen se mere liye khana le aai… mene khana shuru shuru kiya…
NITI:
Raj tum mujhe ek wada karo
(me beech me rukar uski aur dekha)
Ki aaj ke bad kabhi aesa pagalpan nhi karoge… tumhari jaan ab sirf tumhari nahi uske saat ek aur zindagi bhi judi hai…isliye apne dimag se kaam lena…bhavnao se nahi…
Mene gardan hilakar apni svikrati di…aur fir se khana khane lga…room me sanata fel gya…jise Niti ke bartan uthane ne toda…wo bartan rakhkar wapas aai…aur sofe par beth gai…aur TV dekhne lagi…
Mere man me aaj Aanchal ki wo harkat fir se kondh rhi thi…phele to mene unhe ignore karna bheter samjha…par aesi harkato ko ignore karna itna aasan bhi nahi hota…isliye mene Niti se is baat ka discussion karna theek samjha shayad wo is bhavar me se mujhe nikal sake…
ME:
Niti mujhe tujse ek baat karni hai…
(mene TV ki aur dekhte hue bola)
Niti ne mudkar mujhe dekha aur fir TV band kar diya…aur meri aur muh karke beth gyi…
me soch rha tha kaise Niti ko btau us ghatna ke baare me aur batau bhi ya nahi… par mujhe us ghatna ke bar me kisi ki rai jani thi aur Niti se bheter rai is waqt koi nahi de sakta tha… to mene use btane ka faisla kiya…
Me bhi uski aur muh modkar beth gya aur aaj jo Aanchal ke saat mera incidence hua tha use Niti ko jyo ka to btane lga…Niti meri bato ko bahut dhyan se sun rhi thi… jab meni apni puri baat khatam kari to wo wapas seedhi hoker beth gyi…uske chare par koi bhav nahi dikh rhe the…bas ek sunyta thi…wo uper chat ko dekh rhi thi… ya shayad pankhe ko…
ME:
To tujhe kya lagta hai?
(use kuch na bolte dekh mene hi use puch liya)
NITI:
Hmm…
(wo bas itna bol kar wapas chup ho gyi)
Aur fir me bhi kuch na bola…room me sanata pasar gya…sivaye pankhe ki awaz ke aur koi awaz nhi thi wha par…
NITI:
Raj tu Aanchal ko kitni achi trah janta hai…
(Niti ne meri aur dekhkar pucha)
Uska ye swal mujhe ajeeb sa lga…
ME:
Ye kaise swal hua…wo meri behen hai…agr me use ache se nahi januga to kon janega…
Mere jwab ko sunkar Niti muskura di…
NITI:
To tujhe kya lagta hai Aanchal ne aesa kyu kiya hoga…aur jo usne kiya hai usme kitni sachai hai…tu to use mujse behter janta hai…
Niti ne koi sujhav dene ke badle mujse hi swal puch dale…mene use ulta koi swal nahi kiya… kyuki wo jo khena chati thi wo me smaj chuka tha… Niti ka ishara saaf tha ki ye baat ab mere aur Aanchal ke beech hai… aur wo usme nahi padna chati…hum dono ko hi is uljhan se nikalna hoga…
NITI:
Tujhe sachai pta hai Raj apne dimag se nahi dil se puch…sab swalo ke jwab mil jayenge tujhe…
Niti ye bolkar fir shant beth gyi…aur me bhi apne ander utr rhe swalo ka jwab dundhe lga… tabhi mujhe Jonny wali bati yaad aai…
ME:
Are ha Niti aaj wo club ka malik he na D’silva uska beta Jonny wapas aa gya…
NITI:
KYA?
(wo achanak kud si pdi)
ME:
Are tu aese kyu react kar rhi hai…
(me shock me bola)
NITI:
Are wo sala ek number ka lampa hai… 3 phele usne club me aatank utar rakha tha… sari females staff uske dar me wha kaam karti thi…har waqt kisi na kisi ladki ko dabochne ki firak me rheta… ek bar to mere uper bhi dhava bola tha usne… wo to Peter ki wjah se me bach gyi…par ye harami wapas kyu aaya?…
Niti ki di hui nayi jankari ne mere ander Aanchal ko lekar ghabrahat peda kar di…kyuki wo is waqt club me mojood thi…
ME:
Yaar mujhe idea nahi tha ye Jonny itni kutti cheez hai…Aanchal wha par akeli hai mujhe jana hoga…
(me khade hote hue bola)
NITI:
Ruk…
(usne mera haat thamte hue bola)
Mene palatkar uski aur dekha mano puch rha hu ki mujhe kyu rok rhi ho…Niti ne shayad mere swalo ko smaj liya tha…
NITI:
Tu tension na le Peter ke wha rehte hue wo Aanchal ko kuch nahi kar payega… aur waise bhi is club me ksi bhi stripper ke saat zabardasti allowed nahi hai…chahe wo Jonny ho ya uska baap D’silva…
(usne mujhe samjhate hue bola)
Niti ki bato se me thoda shant hua hua aur wapas beth gya… par man me kahi na kahi Aanchal ko lekar ek dar abhi bhi tha…
NITI:
Raj ab tumhare paas jada time nahi hai…isliye jo bhi tumne plan socha hai use jaldi amal me lao… kyuki Jonny ke aane se khatra do guna badh gya hai…Anchal club ke ander to surakshit hai par club ke bahar Jonny par kisika ankush nahi chal payega… agr uski nazar Aanchal par pad gyi jo shayad pad chuki hongi tu wo har haal me use pana chahega…isliye jo bhi karna hai jaldi karna hoga…tab tak me bhi saye ki trah Aanchal ke saat rahungi uski hifazat me…
Niti ki bate mere liye ek shock tha kyuki jo mene plan socha tha use regular situation me hi pura hone me time lagna tha…par ab to Niti ne jaldi wali deadline dedi jise muskile charguni badh gyi thi…
ME:
Niti jo tune bola “kisi bhi stripper ke saat zabardasti allowed nahi”… aesa kyu ye club to D’silva aur jonny ka he…wo to jo chahe kar sakte hai…
(mene sochkar use swal kiya)
NITI:
Mene tujhe Rose wala incident bataya tha na…
ME:
Ha…
NITI:
Bas us incident ka hi ye natiza hai…aur saat hi ye barcode bhi…
(usne apni kalai dikhate pucha)
Jab rose ki maut ki khabar feli to uske kuch din baad ek russian team club me aai… aur D’silva ko sabse samne thapad mara…aur ye rule bna diya gya…yehi nahi wo log Rose ki body ko bhi apne saat le gaye… tabse is rule ko todne ki himat D’silva ki bhi nahi…par tu ye sab kyu puch rha hai…
Niti ki di hui nai jankari ne mere dimag me ek tarang peda kar di…ab mujhe kafi kuch mamala samaj aa gya tha… aur jo me samaj rha tha isthiti use jada khatarnaak thi… Niti ke hilane se meri tandra bhang hui…
NITI:
Kya soch rha hai…aur jo tune ye plan bnaya hai iske baare me Aanchal se discuss kar liya na tune…
(meri aur dekhkar usne pucha)
ME:
Abhi tak to nahi…wo mujse baat hi nahi karti…
NITI:
Abe duffer wo nhi karti to tu to kar sakta hai… yaar tum dono meri samaj se to bhar ho dono ek dusre se pyaar bhi karte ho aur baat bhi nahi karte…
(usne meri todi pakadkar uper uthai)
Ye jo bhi tum dono ki cold war chal rahi hai na mujhe do din me sab khatam chahiye nahi to dono ki class le lungi…samjha
(uske adesh bhare lafzo me kha)
Mene halke se muskurakar hami bhari…kyuki dat-te hue Niti bahut cute lag rhi thi…
NITI:
Good chal me chali sone…tu bhi thoda aaram karle… aage ka safar bahut kathin he isliye aaj ji bhar ke sole…
(usne filmi andaz me ye line boli)
Me uski baato par muskura diya…
ME:
Are yaar ek problem aur hai…
NITI:
Ab kya hua…aaj ka din wakai bada manhoos he ek ke bad ek problem aa rhi he…bol ab kya hua…
Aur mene use Peter wali bahar rehne wali baat batai…
NITI:
Are yaar ye Peter bhi jwani me satya gya hai… tu tension na le tu yhi hai… ab tak kuch nhi hua to aage bhi kuch nahi hoga…chilax… aur waise bhi tu yha rahenga to Aanchal se baat kar payega… tum dono apne nikalne ka plan discuss kar paoge…
ME:
Teri baat sahi hai…par Peter ki baat bhi apni jagah sahi hai…kuch aesa karna padega ki…aur Aanchal par nazar bhi rakh saku…
(mene sochte hue Niti se bola)
NITI:
Hmmm…ek rasta hai…ye jo pados wala ghar he na isme ek room khali he…me kal aunty se baat karti hu…mujhe yakin he wo mna nahi karengi… ise tu ghar par bhi nahi rahega jise peter ki baat bhi rakh lega…aur Aanchal ke saat bhi reh sakega…
Niti ke is sujav ne meri problem kafi had tak kam kar di…kabhi-kabhi to mujhe ascharye hota ki kaise Niti iyni aasani se sabhi problems ka hal dundh leti he… kmaal ki ladki he Niti…
NITI:
Are Raj babu ab kis soch me duub gaye…chlo so jao 3 bj gaye he… mujhe bhi bahut neend aa rhi he…
(ye bolte hue Niti khadi hui aur uper jane lgi)
ME:
Thanks Niti jo tu mere liye kar rahi he…
shayad duniye me koi nhi kar sakta…
(mere ander jitni bhi duaee thi sabhi Niti ko dete hue bola)
NITI:
Sirf sukhe thanks se kaam nahi chalega mister… ache se kas ke thanks bolna padega uske liya…
(usne ye bolte hue apne lower ke uper se apni chut khugla di)
Par aaj nahi kisi shubh moke par bulwaungi tumse ache se THANKS!…hihihi
Itna bolkar Niti uper chali gyi…aur me jo jankari Niti se mili thi use ek logical pattern me dhalne ki koshis karna lga…
Thodi der baad me bhi uper apne room me aa gya…aur ready hoker sone ke liye let gya…abhi me leta hi tha ki…neeche gadi ki awaz aai…jo ki Anchal aur Mehreen ke aane ki sabut tha… Aanchal ka khyal aate hi fir se mind uski aaj club wali harkat par chala gya… me leta hua us incident ko bariki se analysis kar rha tha ki…room ka darwaza “dhadam” se khula dekha to wha Aanchal khadi thi…uski sanse chadhi hui thi mano millo bhag kar aai ho… ab kyuki wo mere samne khadi thi to mene bhi majboot man karke use khulkar is bare me baat karne hi than li thi…wo chalti hui mere paas aai…mene muh khola ki tha ki “chatak” ek thapad mere gaal par pada…mujhe kuch samaj nhi aaya ki ye achanak ise hua kya… mene puchne ke liye mundi uski aur ki hi thi ki “CHATAK”…
To be continued…
