Maya – Paison ki, Taakat ki, Jism ki – Update 67

Update 67
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“Aahaa.. Toh tum ho James ki aankhon ke naye sitaare han..” Vikram ne Bharat se hath milate hue kaha
“Haan… Ab kya karein, usne jo chinese fanus apne gale mein bandh rakha hai, aaj nai toh kal uska replacement toh aana hi tha” Bharat ne bhi usi ada mein jawab diya..
“Tum chaahe jo bhi kaho, jo bhi karo… Main bhi yeh dekh lunga ke tum numbers kaise badhaoge mere support ke bina.. Sab ko dikh jayega ke yahan ka baap kaun hai…” Vikram ne daant peeste hue kaha
“Hahhaaaa…. Agar 40 din pehle baap ne apne kaam pe dhyan diya hota, toh aaj shayad main yahan nahin hota… Khair, ab jo bhi hun, jaisa bhi hun… Bas main hi hun… It was nice meeting you… Mr Vikram.. Vicky… Whatever..” Kehke bharat wahan se apni cabin mein jaane ke liye nikla
Vikram ka cabin theek bharat ki cabin ke saamne the… Aaj JPM mein pehla din tha bharat ka.. Yahan aane se pehle bharat ne kaafi research ki thi vikram ke baare mein, lekin kuch zyada uske hath nahin laga… Vikram ki cabin ke theek bahar rina ki desk thi… Bharat ne bahar aate hi rina ko andekha kiya aur seedha apni cabin mein jaa betha… Dopahar ko US se con-call hua aur wahin sab ke saamne bharat ka introduction bhi karwaya gaya.. Office mein sab ko yeh lag raha tha ke bharat vikram ko report karega aur James ne bhi announce nahin kiya tha ke bharat kisko report karega..
“Marsh.. This is indeed a big problem.. How can we have two people doing the same task with two different teams.. And this new chap looks pretty sharp now, i cant see him getting out of the way very soon…” James ne con-call ke baad kaha..
“James, need to learn…. The new flower in the garden attracts the crowd my boy… Good bye” Kehke marsh nikal gaya
JPM mein bharat ka pehla din normal hi guzra, rina ke msg ka usne koi jawaab nahin diya tha.. Woh haan toh kehna chahta tha, lekin pehel khud nahin karni thi, woh rina ka desperation dekhna chahta tha, isliye woh bas rina ko ignore hi kar raha tha… Dusre din jab Bharat ne office aake PM check kiya, use uski life ka sabse bada surprise mila… ya yun kaha jaaye ke JPM India ko ek shock saa laga…. James ne all india JPM employees ko ek PM daala tha
Dear Team Members,
Please take a note that after a staggering role in Sales for JPM, we are glad to announce that Vikram Kohli will now be taking care of Internal Audit.. The list of Vikram’s reportees will be sent in a different PM… Bharat B*******I will now be taking care of Sales at India Level… Bharat continues to report to me, while Vikram will directly report to Marsh… As of now the people that used to report to Vikram, will now be reporting to Bharat with Immediate Effect. How-ever, Vikram’s designation at Sales will remain vacant till the time we find it fit..
Regards,
James
Yeh PM padh ke jahan bharat ko khushi mili, wahin iski khabar vikram ko raat mein hi James ne de di thi.. Isliye toh subab subah hi Vikram ne rina se kehke apni cabin ka kuch saaman apni nayi cabin mein shift karwane ko kaha.. Rina ne jab yeh PM padha, toh woh bhi kaafi khush hui.. Pichle kuch time se jo woh fielding bhar rahi thi, woh faltu nahin gayi… Office ke kaafi log vikram ko badhai dene lage, kyun ki uski reporting Marsh ko hui, matlab ek designation upar jaane ki umeed badhi… Vikram upar se has toh raha tha, lekin andar hi andar usko ghuttan mehsus hone lagi.. Udhar vikram ki puri team chintit hui, kyun ki sab jaante the ke bharat purani company se team lane wala tha.. Agar woh team aa jayegi, toh inko koi puchega hi nahin… Isliye sab ek ek kar, vikram se milne lage aur apni chinta vyakt karne lage.. Vikram khud bhi sochne laga iske baare mein, lekin ab vikram kone mein fase ek sher ki tarah tha.. Jiske paas power toh thi, but kisi kaam ki nahin…
“Dont worry team, i will take care of you.. ” Vikram ne apne bando se kaha
Udhar bharat mein ek alag hi positive energy aa gayi thi.. Woh subah se is news ko leke itna acha feel kar raha tha, ke usne pura ek plan chalk out kar liya tha.. Usko bas chinta thi toh ek hi cheez ki, woh thi vikram ki purani team se kaam nikalwana.. Kaafi sochne ke baad, usne puri team ko apne baad bulaya.. Regional Managers , Territory Managers, Relationship Managers.. Mumbai office ke sab log ikatha hue JPM ki conf room mein.. Aur dusri offices ke log, Chennai, Kolkata, Gujarat aur na jaane kahan kahan se, sab ne VC ke through join kiya… Sab log hairaan the bharat ke is approach se.. Bheed mein se ek awaaz yeh bhi aayi
“Arey yaar ab kya hua.. Aaj tak vikram ne toh nahin bulaya tha, yeh pehle din pe hi hamari na le le.. ”
Jab bharat conference room mein aaya, tab ek shaanti si chaa gayi… Sab ne vocal mein bharat ko greet kiya
“Thank you very much aap sab itne short notice pe aaye… Sorry but introduction ka waqt abhi nahin hai hamare paas.. This is a beginning of a quarter, and numbers of last quarter are very messy… So aap sab log ek ek kar mujhe bataiye, suggest kijiye what can we do to increase the numbers.. And dont worry, aaj tak jo support aapko nahin mila aapki ideas implement karne mein, woh main aapko dunga… All the Zonal managers, send in your road map for coming month ASAP. We shall discuss the same in next 45 minutes… Main har ek city aur har zone ka plan discuss karunga at the core level.. If i am not wrong, JPM India ki offices 25 cities mein hai… All the RM’s, please get back to the field.. Aap bhi contribute karein kuch suggestion ho toh.. And aapke suggestions aap mujhe direct PM karenge.. Loop mein kisi ko rakhne ki no need… Jiska suggestion sabse zyada faydemand hoga, use bahut achi tarah reward and award diya jayega… Thank you very much.. Lets get to action now…” Kehke bharat ne sab mein ek energy daalni chaahi jo shayad sahi disha mein gayi… Kaafi log chintit the, lekin kaafi log khush the aise approach se…
“Hi Baby….” Bharat ne shalini ko fone kiya
“hello swtpie… kaisa hai aapka dusra din, pehle din toh aap bahut busy the han” Shalini ne jawab mein kaha
“Acha ab ek baat suno…” Kehke bharat ne James ke PM ke baare mein bataya
“Ohhh my godddd….. M so happy” Shalini ne cheekh ke kaha
“Chill my jaan.. Chill… Acha chalo ek kaam karte hain, lets have lunch together… Tum jaldi se office aao, sath mein hi tumhare hath ka khana khayenge ok.. but quick han, i have only 40 mins” Kehke bharat ne phone rakha.. Aur agle hi pal rina ko cabin mein bulaya
“Yes sir..” Rina ne andar aake apni murjhaai hui awaaz mein kaha
“Rina, book a meeting room… And have your lunch, be in call with me, notes banane hain kaafi saare.” Bharat ne kaafi akad ke kaha
“Sorry sir, but aaj mera half day hai… Mujhe kahin bahar jaana hai” Rina ne udaas awaaz mein kaha
“Ok.. Send your replacement” Kehke bharat ne use jaane ka aadesh diya
Rina kaafi udaas ho gayi, aaj tak usne kaafi mard dekhe the, jo uske aagey laar tapkaate. Kahin maine woh SMS jaldbaazi mein toh nahin kar diya.. Yeh soch soch ke rina pareshaan ho rahi thi, infact aaj bhi usne juth hi kaha tha.. Use laga tha ke agar half day ki baat karegi toh bharat shayad uski leave approve nai karega, par uska paasa ulta hi pad gaya
“Ummm.. lovely biwi.. Mazaa aa jata hai tumhare hath ka khane se…” Bharat ne shalini se kaha, dono sath mein lunch kar rahe the bharat ki cabin mein
“I know, tabhi toh main aayi.. Acha chalo, ab main jaun, aur tum bhi call kar lo…And haan ek baat.. Internal Audit mein tumhara khiladi kaun hai….” Shalini ne jaate jaate bharat ko ek bouncer de maara
Shalini ki yeh baat sun bharat soch mein pad gaya.. Agar vikram se bachna hai, toh uski team mein kam se kam apne do bande hone chahiye… Kaise kareg woh soch hi raha tha tabhi uske kaan mein awaaz padi
“Sir, lets go… We have a call” Rina ne andar aake kaha
Rina ko wahin dekh, bharat khush hua par usne woh zaahir nahin kiya…. Rina ke sath call mein gaye bharat ne 5 ghante bitaaye.. Call mein har ek zone ki har ek city ka detailed analysis mangwaya tha.. Jo jo sawaal bharat puch raha tha, aaj tak zonal managers ne soche bhi nahin the..
“None of you have the answers to it han.. Hum numbers mein itne peeche toh hain, lekin kyun peeche hain kisi ko nahin pata… Give me comparison between our numbers and competitors numbers tomorrow… We will discuss in evening tomorrow.. I will send you your targets then…. Thank you very much” kehke bharat ne call disconnect kiya
“Itni upset kyun lag rahi ho” Bharat ne paas bethi rina se kaha
“Upset nahin, bas exhausted” Rina ne has ke jawaab diya
“Exhausted kyun… Abhi toh yeh kuch bhi nahin tha, main jab kaam karwata hun toh waqt bilkul nahin dekhta”
“Aap kaam karwa hi kahan rahe hain..” Rina ne apne baal kholte hue kaha
“Bahut jaldi hai tumhe…” Bharat ne bhi ab relax hoke kaha
“Jaldi nahin kiya toh boss kisi aur ka performance naa note kar le…” Rina ne bhi ab thaan li thi, yaa toh us paar yaa toh is par
“Khair idhar toh cameras hai tumhe note karne ke liye” Bharat ne jagah se uth ke kaha
“Toh chaliye na.. Jahan cameras na ho..” Rina ne do kadam aagey badhaye aur jhat se bahar nikal gayi
Bharat bhi apni cabin mein gaya aur kuch mails dekh ke, james ko inform kiya aaj ke call ke baare mein…
“numbers buddy.. that what i want” James ne jawaab diya
“yes james…. i m hiring some people tomorrow.. c ya soon” kehke bharat ne call cut kiya aur rina ko ek msg kiya
“Rakhail ho.. Rakhail ki tarah behave karo… Aainda se mujhse aagey chali, toh yaad rakhna , chalna chodo, beth bhi nahin paogi kahin”