Update 43
Main subah ki 6 baje nind se jagah.Phir main fresh ho gaya aur garden mein chala gaya kasrat karne ke liye.Kafi dino ke baad kasrat kar raha hoon toh thoda saa problem ho raha tha.2 ghante kasrat karne ke baad ghar ke andar akar hall mein beth gaya.Ek naukar mere liye juice lekar aya.Shayed Dadi ne kaha hoga.Main apne kamre mein jakar naha dhokar tyaar hokar nashta karne ke liye a gaya.Par aaj khali khali sa mehsus ho raha tha.Dadi nahi thi mere sath.Tabhi Dadi ka call aya.
Main- Good Morning Dadi.
Dadi- Good Morning beta.Kaisa hai tu.
Main- Main toh bilkul fit hoon.Aap bataiye aap kaisi hai.
Dadi- Main toh thik hoon.Meri betiyan meri bahot khyal rakhti hai.
Tabhi dusri taraf se Aruna bol padi.
Aruna- Aur main aapki khyal nahi rakhti.
Dadi- Tu toh sabse jyada khyal rakhti hai mere gudiya.
Main- Dadi phone ke speaker on kariye.
Dadi- Kyu.
Main- Kariye na.
Dadi- Thik hai.
Dadi phone speaker pe kar deti hai.
Main- Baise Dadi aapne kabh nayi bai rakhli aapke liye.
Yeh bolkar main aur Dadi hasne laga.
Aruna- Ghusse se….Oye bai kisko bola.Tu toh hamare yaha bai ke kaam karta tha.
Yeh kya bol di Aruna ne.Oh shit aab Dadi ko kya bolunga.
Dadi- Bai ka kaam karta tha.Matlab?
Main- Woh Dadi yeh toh majak kar rahi hai.Mujhe chidane ke liye.Hai na Aruna.
Aruna- Samajhte huye…Haan haan Nani main toh isko kehne wala tha tu ekbar a hamare ghar phir tujhe bai banakar chodunga.
Dadi- Woh acha.
Main-Muskurate huye.. Baise Dadi bai acchi toh hai na.
Dadi- Hasti huye…Haan bahot achi hai.
Aruna phone par jeev nikal kar chidakar chali gayi.
Dadi- Are beti sunto.Le naraj kar dia usko.
Main- Koi baat nahi main akar narajgi tod dunga.
Dadi- Baise tune nashta kar liya kya.
Main- Nahi bas abhi kar raha hoon.Aapne kia ki nahi.
Dadi- Main toh kabh ka kar chuki hoon.Chal tu nashta karle baad mein baat karti hoon.
Main- ok Dadi.
Phir maine call cut karke nashta kia.Nashta karne ke baad apne room mein akar Pari ko call kia.
Main- Kya Pariji baat kar rahi hai.Lock kar doon.
Pari- Hasti huye….Ji baat kar rhe hai.Lock kar dijiye.
Iss bar main bhi hasne lagah.
Pari- Kya baat hai thakur saab bahot hasi majak ki mood mein ho.
Main- Haan woh toh hoon.Par darr bhi lagh raha hai.
Pari- Woh kyun.
Main- Kahin tum yeh na keh do ki “Yeh hath mujhe dedo thakur”.
Pari khilkhilakar hasne lagi.Main bhi uske sath hasne laga.
Pari- Aapni hasi controle karke….Woh bolne ke jarurat nahi hai.Tum toh pura ka pura mera hi ho.Baise tum kabh bapas a rahe ho.
Main- Kaal result niklega sham ko a jaonga.
Pari- Baise tumhe tension ho raha hai ki nahi.
Main- Nahi tension kyu hoga.Main janta hoon ki main pass ho jaonga.
Pari- Main bhi janta hoon tum ache percentage ke sath pass ho jayoge.
Main- Acha dekhte hai.
Phir kuch der aur Pari ke sath baat kia phir main nikal pada gaon ghumne ke liye.Bahot dino baad gaon mein dikhai dia toh sab puchne lagah.Phir jaise hi main Sarita kaki ke ghar ke samne aya maine dekha unke ghar ko tod raha hai koi.Mujhe toh kuch samajh hi nahi ayaya kya huya.Main waha par khada ek aadmi ko jake pucha.
Main- Bhaisab yaha par kya ho raha hai.
Aadmi1- Dikhai nahi deta tod raha hoon.
Main- Par kyu.
Aadmi1- Tujhe kya.Phutle yaha se.
Iss ki baat sunkar mujhe ghussa ane lagah.Tabhi waha par khada dusra aadmi bola.
Aadmi2- Aabe kya bak raha hai.Janta hai yeh kyon hai.Yaha ki thakurain ka pota hai.
Yeh baat sunte hi woh aadmi ka shakal dekhne layek hota.Woh mujhse maafi mangne laga.
Aadmi1- Maaf kar dijiye chote malik.Main thoda pareshan tha isliye aise baat ki.
Main- Thik hai.Par tod kyu rahe ho.
Aadmi1- Woh iss ghar ke malik yeh ghar bech ke chale gaye.Isliye yeh tod kar ek naya ghar banane wala hoon.
Phir main waha se nikal aya.Sarita kaki aab kabhi bhi yaha par nahi ayegi.Yeh baat sunke mujhe bahot bura laga.Jabh woh chali gayi thi toh mujhe laga tha ki kabhi na kabhj lautkar jarur ayenge.Aab toh milne ka umeed bhu nahi hai.Thoda maan udaa huya.Phir usdin jaise taise kaat gaya.Dadi se aur Pari se baat ki phir usdin ka ant huya.

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