Update 32
Kya kia tha maine jo bua mujhse itna naraj hai.Mujhe toh kuch yaad nahi.Kya maine aisa koi kaam kia tha jo bua ko bura laga ho.Pura rasta main yeh saab soch raha tha.Tabhi ek jayga taxi ruka.Main caffe pohonch gaya.Tabhi waha par ek black colour ki car akar ruka.Car se Pari nikli.Woh car se nikal kar mere taraf a rahi thi.Mere samne akar bola.
Pari- Kya jyada der intezar karvaya.
Main- Nahi nahi main toh abhi aya.Boliye kya kehna chahte hai app.
Pari- Pehle andar toh chaliye.
Main- Andar jane mein ek problem hai.
Pari- Kya.
Main- Woh kya hai ki mere pas itna paise nahi hai.
Pari- Muskurakar….Mere pas toh hai.
Main- Nahi nahi ek ladki paise de yeh main nahi le sakta.
Pari- Kyu ladki ka paise se khane se aapko paap lag jayega kya.
Ek dham muh fula kar kaha.
Main- Thik hai chaliye.Par aapko baad mein mujhse paise lena padega.
Pari- Tumhara wallet toh mera hi hoga.
Main- Ji kuch kaha aap ne.
Pari- Muskurakar….Kuch nahi chalo andar.
Phir hum caffe mein ghusa.Bapre bahot saaf sutra and sab couple lagh raha tha.Main aur Pari jakar ek corner ki table par beth gaya.Main ek baat notice kia ki couple sab ek hi straw mein pee raha tha.Maine Pari se pucha.
Main- Yaha kya sabhko ek hi straw dete hai kya.Sab ek hi straw mein kha rahe hai.
Pari- Muskurakar…Yeh logh ek dusre se pyaar karte hai isliye.
Main- Toh jo logh pyaar karte hai woh aise hi khate hai kya.
Pari- Haan.Aise hi prove hota hai ke woh logh kitna pyaar karte hai ek dusre se.
Main- Par main iss baat ko nahi maan sakta.Aise koi pyaar prove nahi hota.Pyaar toh tabh prove hota hai jabh aap ek dusre ke liye kuch bhi karne ki tyaar ho.
Pari bas mujhe hi dwkh rahi thi.Maine uske samne chutki bajaya.
Main- Kaha kho gaye.Aap kuch kehne wale the.
Pari- Pehle kuch order karte hai.Bolo kya piyoge.
Main- Mujhe toh nahi malun ki yaha par kya milta hai.Aapko jo khana hai aap order kijiye mujhe nahi chahiye kuch.
Pari- Phir main bhi nahi khaongi.
Main- Acha baba aap jo khilayenge main kha lunga.
Pari waiter ko order de rahi thi.Main samne pada menu card uthakar dekh raha tha.Menu card dekhkar main toh hil gaya.
Main- Bapre ek coffe 200 rupees.
Pari- Yeh aisa baisa coffe nahi hai.Bahot special hai.
Main- Kya special hai iss mein.
Pari- Yeh peene mein bahot acha lagta hai aur sabh ko pasand bhi ata hai.
Main- Hmmm.Chaliye aab boliye kya kehna chahte hai aap.
Pari- Pehle tum yeh batao ki tumne aisa kapde kyu pehna.
Main- Kaisa kapde.
Pari- Yeh pajama kurta.
Main- Kyu acha nahi lagh raha hoon kya.
Pari- Nahi nahi acha hai.
Main- Baise aap bhi khubsurat lagh rahe hai.
Pari sharm gayi.Pata nahi sharma kyu raha hai.Tabhi order bhi a gaya.
Pari- Lo peekar dekho.
Main- Maine ek sip liya.
Pari- Kaisa hai.
Main- Zindaghi mein pehli bar aisa chay pee raha hoon.Ji thanda thanda hai.
Pari- Yeh chay nahi hai.Cold coffe hai.
Main- Acha.Aab boliye kya baat hai.
Pari- Woh aaj main jabh dopeher mein sou raha tha tabh maine ek sapna dekha.
Main- Sapna dekha.Kya sapna dekha.
Pari- Woh maine dekha ki tumko koi ladki mujhse dhur le ja raha hai.Tumhari shaadi usse ho raha hai.
Iss baat ko sunkar main hass pada.
Pari- Kya hua hass kyu rahe ho.
Main- Agar koi mujhse shaadi karta hai toh aapko kyu bura lagh raha hai.
Pari- Bura kyu nahi lagega koi dusre ke sath shaadi ho raha tha.
Main- Toh kiske sath hona chahiye tha.
Pari- Woh wo wo.
Main- Kya woh wo bataiye kis se hona chahiye tha.
Pari- Woh wo mu mu.
Main- Dekhiye aap boliye barna main ja raha hoon.
Pari- Chillakar…Mujhse.
Yeh baat sunkar pehle toh mere dimag kaam karna band kar dia.Baad mein mujhe itna khushi huya ki main bata nahi sakta.Main bhi usse pyar karta hoon.Par shayed main kabhi nahi keh sakta tha.Phir bhi main usko chidane ke liye kaha.
Main- Aapse matlab.
Pari- Nazar jhukakar….Main tumse pyaar karne lagi hoon.
Main thoda maja le loon.
Main- Par main kisi aur se pyaar karta hoon.
Mere baat sunkar woh mere taraf dekhne laga.Uska ankhon mein asu a gaye.Woh aapne ankhon ki asu poch kar boli.
Pari- Par tumne toh papa se kaha tha tumhara koi gf nahi hai.
Main- Woh toh aise hi.
Pari uthkar khada jo gaya aur kaha.
Pari- Sorry.Zindaghi mein khush raho.Bye.
Uske ankhon mein asu chalak raha tha.Aab jyada ho gaya.Main usko kuch kehna chah rha thi ki wooh bhagh kar paise dia airir tej kadmo se bahar chala gaya.Main turant bhaga bahar ki or.Lekin der ho chuki thi woh apne car lekar ja chuka tha.Yeh maje lene ki chakkar mein naraj kar dia.Shit maine aisa kyu kia.Kitna dhuk ho rahi hogi.Phone karta hoon.Main phone ke liye pajama mein hath dhala hi tha ki phone nahi mila.Oh shit phone shayed ghar mein chod aya.Chalo bhai kya karoon.Chalo apne ghar.Kaal uske ghar pe jayonga

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