Update 74
Phone ki ghanti bajne lagi to ham donon chonk gaye aur phone dekhkar maine Rekha se kaha ki Neha ka phone hai.
R: itni subah subah phone
A: koi problem na ho
R: aapko kyoun kar rahi hai
A: kya pata
R: abhi mat batana ki aap mere sath ho
Maine bed se uthakar phone uthaya aur jab tak main jawab deta phone hi cut gaya.
Main jaldi se washroom gaya aur fresh hone laga aur ek towel lapet kar vapis aaya to dekha ki Rekha phone par baat kar rahi hai, main chupchap khada ho gaya taki Neha ko dusri taraf pata na chale. koi do minute tak phone chalta raha aur Rekha phone sunne ke baad udas ho gayi.
A: kya kaha Neha ne
Rekha apmi socho me hi gum thi aur aisa laga jaise ki meri baat suni hi na ho
Main isse aage kuch kehta mera phone fir se baj utha aur dekhne par mujhe hairani bhi hui kyounki yeh Neha ki call thi. Maine Rekha ki taraf dekha to vo bhav shunye thi, maine der na karte hue phone uthaya aur
A: Hello
Neha: (chekte hue)Hello Bhaiya….
A: Hello meri jaan… Aaj subah subah meri yaad kaise aagayi… Aur din to mam sahab der tak soti rehti hai aaj kya hua…. Ya fir main koi sapna dekh rahi hu.. Ummm let me guess maybe sun is rising from the west
N: Bhaiya, aap bhi na, main tour par hu aur yanha subah jaldi uthna padta hai.
A: very good, to batao subah subah phone kaise kiya.
N: kya, aap bhi na, ab main aapko phone.bhi nahi kar sakti
A: kya baat kar rahi hai, tum to meri Jaan ho
N: Bahiya, aapki bahut yaad aa rahi thi, I miss you
A: Miss you too, lekin kya baat hai tour boring hai kya
N: nahi boring to nahi hai, kaash aisa ho sakta ki aap bhi mere sath hote to aur bhi maza aata
A: aur sirf yaad aa rahi thi ya aur koi baat hai
N: (sharmte hue) dil kar raha ki udkar aapke pass aa jau
A: Jaan itna miss kar rahi ho to aajao na
N: lekin kaise abhi to do din hi hue hai, tour me abhi teen din hi bache hai.
A: ek kaam karo vanha network aa raha hai to video call karte hai
N: Netwok aa raha hai abhi karu kya
A: abhi nahi, abhi mera phone charged nahi thodi der me main karta hu
N: theek hai, Love you
A: Love you too
aur call cut kar di, main man me soch raha tha ki bach gaye, is hall me dekhti to pata nahi kya sochti.
Main jab andar aaya to dekha ki Rekha abhi tak usi bhav shuney me baithi hui thi to mujhe laga ki pata nahi kya ho gaya hai jabki Neha to normal thi
Maine Rekha ko dekha ki use to ye bhi hosh nahi tha ki vo bilkul nangi baithi hui hai, main uske pass jakar uske hothon ko chumne ke liye jaise hi apne honth badaye to usne meri saanso ko mehsus karte hue apna sar dusri taraf ghuma liya jisse main uske hothon ko kiss na kar saku, mujhe bada achambha hua yeh dekhkar.
Maine apne hathon se uske chere ko pakadkar upar uthaya aur uski aankhon me dekhte hue pucha”kya hua Jaan”
Rekha ki aankhe chalak aanyi aur krhne lagi ki “inki tabiyat kharab hai”
A: inki matlab
R: Neha ke papa ki
A: kya hua hai mausa ji ko
R: abhi theek se kuch pata nahi hai
A: tumhe kisne bataya
R: abhi kisi lady ka phone aaya tha usne bataya hai
A: mujhe detail me batao ki kya bataya tha
R:Usne phone par bataya ki vo bimar hai, hospital me admit hai aur mujhse milna chahte hain
A: konsi hospital me hain aur kya bimari hai.
R: abhi theek se pata nahi hai bas itna bataya ki unhe attack hua hai aur…… (yeh kehkar vo rone lagi)
Maine use chup karane ke liye uske aansu ponche aur uski peeth sehlate hue kaha “sab theek ho jayeg, chinta na karo”
Vo subkane lagi aur subkate hue kehne lagi “kya karu main, unke pass jana bhi chahti hun, lekin aap bhi mere pati ho to aapko kaise akela chhod du”
A: bas itni si baat se preshan ho gayi, aap meri dost pehle ho aur patni baad me, aapki preshni, meri preshani hai. Aap jaldi se fresh ho jao fir sochte hain ki aage kya karna hai, chinta na karo jo best possible hoga vo karenge.
R: Thanks, mujhe samajhne ke liye
A: Theek hai Masi ji
R: yeh kya ‘Masi ji’
A: Jab aapne mujhe yeh jataya ki maine aapko samzha aur uske liye ‘Thanks’ bhi kaha to aap Masiji hui na
R: Sorry
A: Theek hai Masi ji
R: Fir se
A: Jab aap mujhe Thanks aur sorry bolkar apne se.dur karna chah rahi hain to aapki marzi.
R: Please aage se nahi kanhungi
A: yeh aapka haq hai aur main aapka ek sacha dost hu sabse pehle, baki sab baad me
R: (bhavuk hote hue) main kitni bhagyashali hu ki aap meri zindgi me aaye
A: Jyada bhagyashali hone ki zarurat nahi hai, har chij ki kimat hoti hain, dekho abhi thodhi der.pehle mujhe lekar dukhi thi aur ab bhagyashali?
Rekha muskarate hue”bhagyashali to main hu”
A: accha pehle fresh ho jao nahi to abhi fir se kuch jayada hi bhagyashali bana dunga
Rekha muskarate hue kehne lagi “to aa jao kisne roka hai”
A: aapki dosti ne, chalo jaldi se fresh ho jao
Rekha uthane lagti hai to use bahut dard hota hai aur vo fir se baith jati hai. Maine washroom jakar gyeser on kar diya aur aakar Rekha ko god me utha kar washroom me le gaya aur kamod par bitha diya, vo pyar bhari nigahon se mujhe dekh rahi thi aur uska nanga badan meri dhadkno ko badane me ek bhumika bana raha tha, lekin mujhe apne upar control rakhana tha kyounki bahut sari taiyariyan karni thi.
Rekha ko washroom me chhodkar maine Shyam ko phone lagaya aur use 8 baje usi dhabhe par milne ke liye kaha.
Maine Rekha se poocha ki ho gaya aur jab usne kaha ki haan to me washroom me jakar gyeser se garam pani nikal kar cotton ke kapde se uski yoni aur uske aaspas ki sikayi karne laga, use sharam bhi aa rahi thi par mujhe bade pyar se dekh rahi thi, thodhi der me use aaram aa gaya aur maine use sahra dekar khada kiya aur use brush karwa kar shower ke neeche le gaya to Rekha ne mujhe shower cap nikalne ke liye kaha, jise maine cupboard me se nikala to Rekha ne apne balo ka juda banakar shower cap laga li jisse uske baal na bheege. Maine bhi tauliya utar diya aur ham dono nange hokar shower lene lage.
Maine sabun uthakar uske badan par sabun lagane laga to jab jab mera hath uske ango khaskar galo par, boobs par, armpit par, uski kamar par uske nitambon par, pet par, nabhi par, yoni par aur uski kele jaisi jangho par sabun ke sath saparsh karta to use current lagata aur vo siskariya lene lagti “uuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiii uiiimmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh”
Mujhe bhi current lag raha tha aur dil ki dhadkan bad rahi thi lekin aaj dosti ko bachane ka sawal tha to apane aap ko niyantarn me rehna jaruri tha.
Fir Rekha ne mujh se sabun lekar mere sar par, meri peeth par, meri chati par, mere armpits me, mere pet par aur mere ling par sabun lagaya. Mujhe bhi gudgudi hone lagi
Uske baad ham dono alingan me ho gaye aur shower chala kar ek dusre ke ango ko malte hue sabun ko beh jane diya aur ek dusre ke ango se khelte hue shower lekar ham ek dusre ko tauliy se ponch kar bahar aa gaye.
Rekha ab kuch theek lag rahi thi ti vo apni almirah ke pass jakar apne kapde nikalkar badlne lagi to main bhi apne kamre me jakar main bhi taiyar hone chala gaya.
jaise hi loutne ke liye aage baada to wanhapar Neha ki video call aa jati hai. Main call receive karke ‘Hello’ bola to
Neha: Hello Bhaiya aap kaise hain, hamse milne aa sakte ho
Amit: Good morning …..kuch kaam tha kya mujse
Neha: kaam to nahi tha par kisine aapse milkar baate karne ke liye bola tha…
Amit(sochkar): kisne
Neha: iss dil ne (apne boobs ke upar ishara karte hue) muskurane lagti hai
Amit bhi Neha ka double meaning samajh chuka tha…
Amit: to dil ki baate sunni chaiye… waise ek baat to hai…
Neha: wo kya?
Amit: tumhara dil bahut bada hai (Neha ka boobs ke taraf ishara karte hue)
Neha: aapne kuch kaha kya (natak karke)
Amit: tumhara dil bahut bada hai….
Neha: aap bhi na, agar mera dil bahut bada hai to bahut sari baaten karenge na, aajao na
Amit: Main to tumhare pass hi to hu, tumhare dil ke andar, tumne dekha nahi hai shayad
Neha: aap bahut naughty ho gaye ho
Amit: jiski itni khubsurat girlfriend ho vo naughty bhi nahi hoga
Neha: Main aapko khubsurat lagati hu
Amit: main to apni girlfriend ki baat kar raha hu
Neha: (udas hote hue) accha to main aapki girlfriend nahi hu
Amit: ab mujhe kya pata
Neha: haan ab samjh me aayi, Mom ko girlfriend bana liya hai to meri kya aaukat hai unke samne
Amit: (chedte hue) baat to tum sahi keh rahi ho
Neha: kya
Amit: yahi ki tumhari Mom bahut khubsurat hai
Neha: (udass hote hue) Main khubsurat nahi hu na
Amit: ale…le udas ho gayi meri Jaan, maine kab kaha ki tum khubsurat nahi ho, maine to yeh kaha ki tumhari mom khubsurat hai.
Neha: accha mujhse flirt kar rahe ho
Amit: kyoun
Neha: mujhe patane ke liye
Amit: tum to pehle se hi meri girlfriend ho to flirt kyoun karunga. Lekin mujhe lagta hai tum meri girlfriend nahi banana chati.
Neha: yeh aapse kisne kaha, main aapki girlfriend hu aur ranhugi
Amit: girlfriend aisi hoti jisne abhi tak apne boyfriend ko kiss bhi nahi kiya
Neha: mujhe sharam aati hai
Amit: tu fir sharmao main offline ho raha hu
Neha: nahi nahi, (apane honth ko sikod kar) uuuuuimmmaaahhh
Amit: uuuuuimmmaaahhh
puch
puch
puch
abhi ye donon premi kar hi rahe the ki Rekha ki awaz aati hai “Chai taiyar hai, aa jao”
Maine Neha ko kaha ki tumhari Mom aa rahi hai, baad me baat karenge.
Neha khush thi ki usne Amit se baat ki aur fir dono offline ho jate hain

