Update 118
Idhar ghar me
Meri baat sunkar mom ne mujhe gale laga liya aur apani banho me mujhe bhar liya tu unki naram naram chuchiyan meri sakhat chathi me dhans gayi, aur maine bhi unhe apani banho me kas liya aur mere haath mom ke kandho se peeth par panhuch kar unhe sehlane laga. Mom ka sharir mere sharir se ghisney laga yeh sab mere liye kafi romanch kari tha par mom ko kya pata ki unka beta unka diwana ban gaya hai…
Main mom ki peeth ko dhire dhire sehlata raha Jo unko kafi achcha lag raha tha apna sar utha Kar Meri aankhon mein jhank kar dekhane lagi main bhi unki aankhon mein dekhne laga Tu Mujhe laga unki aankhon mein ek khalipan aur jamane bhar ka dukh dikhai diya jisne Mujhe vichlit Kar diya, jise dekh Kar Meera chup rahana munasib nahin tha, isliye
A: aapko kya gam khaye ja raha hai
S: (haklate hue) ko..Koi Gam nahi hain
A: aap jab tak mujhe batayenge nahin to main aap ka gam kaise dur kar paunga
S: vo.. vo.. Mera akelapan hi Mera sabse bada gam hai
A: aap vahan per papa ke sath nahin rahti hain
S: Dekho tumhare Dada Ji ke aane Tak mujhse kuchh mat poochho, jab dadaji aa jaenge to vah tumhen sab bata denge, please iss bare mein abhi aur koi baat Na karna
A: theek hai jaisi aapki ichcha aap is bare mein aapse kuchh nahin puchunga aur Dada ji ka wait karunga
Abhi main yeh baat kar hi raha tha ki mom ke phone ki ghanti baji aur mom main phone mein dekha Rekha ka phone hai tu mere Dil ki hulchul badh gai.
Mom phone utha kar Rekha se baat karni shuru ki jismein yah pata laga vahan pahunch chuki hai aur hospital apne pahle pati se Mil chuki hai aur vah ab kafi had Tak theek hain. Main bhi Rekha se baat karna chahta tha Lekin mein voh sab baten abhi mum ke samne nahin kar sakta tha, parantu man mein Khushi thi ki Rekha sahi salamat hai.
Mere man me yeh sawal uth raha tha ki agar Rekha ke pehle pati ne talaq de diya hai tu fir Rekha ko abhi tak pata kyoun nahi laga. Yeh bhi ho sakta hai vo mom ko bata kar dukhi nahi honey dena chahti ho. Meri socho par viram dete hue mom ne phone mujhe diya aur kaha ki “lo Rekha se bàat kar lo”
Maine phone lekar Rekha ka halchal puchane laga tu mom vanha se chali gai tu maine Rekha se shikyat karte hue kaha ki tumne phone bhi nahi kiya aur na hi mera phone utha rahi thi tu usne kaha ki uska phone hospital me jama ho gaya tha aur vo baat nahi kar sakti thi. Fir maine Mousa ji ke bare me pucha tu usne bataya ki Mousa ji ab theek hain aur aaj unhe hospital se chutti mil jayegi tu maine puccha ki tum kab aa rahi ho tu usne kaha ki ek do din me vanha se chalegi tu maine use kaha ki main use bahut miss kar raha hu tu usne bhi kaha ki vo mujhe bahut miss kar rahi hai. Vo ab sone ja rahi thi kyounki vo bahut thak gai thi tu yeh tay hua ki jab vo so kar uthegi tu yanha raat hogi tab baat karenge aur phone cut ho gaya.
Mom aayi aur mujhe chedte hue puccha “ho gai tumhari biwi se baat”
A: biwi!
S: aur nahi tu kya, vah dukandar Keh tu raha tha
A: kya aap bhi na jab man karta hai chhed deti ho
S: main chhed nahin nahin rahi hun, Rekha Jawan hai, khoobsurat hai aur sabse badi baat Tum donon ka ek dusre se bahut lagao hai agar Kaho to tumhari shaadi kara du
A: aap na kuchh bhi bolati ho, aapke mutabik Chalu to jo bhi khubsurat aur Jawan ladki ho tu mujhe usse shaadi kar leni chahiye
S: Nahi usse lagav bhi hona chahiye.
A: Iss hisab se tu aap bhi fit baithi hain aur us dukaandar ne aap ko bhi Bhabhiji bola tha aur hotel walo ne tu hame ‘Best couple of the Day’ ka inam bhi diya tha
S: kuch bhi bolta hai (awaj ladkhadhane lagti hai) va…i ..ss .e proposal bura nahi hai
A: kya aapko aitraj nahi hai mujhse shadi karne me
S: mujhe kyoun aitraj hoga
A: aap meri mom hain
S: tu kya hua, tum ek mard ho aur main ek ladki hu
A: (Muskarate hue) aap ko wakai koi aitraj nahi hai?
S: nahi
A: aur aap ko Masi ki soutan banne me bhi koi aitraj nahi hain
S: soutan kyoun?
A: abhi tu aapne kaha ki vo meri biwi hai. Agar vo meri biwi hai tu aapko mujhse shadi karne par soutan tu free me milegi na
S: cho mujhe Rekha soutan ke roop me bhi manzur hai
A: kya baat hai, mujhse shadi karne ke liye soutan bhi manjoor
S: manjoor, Tumhari khushi ke liye sab manjoor
A: aur agar main kisi aur ko bhi biwi bana kar le aaya tu
S: uski taange toud dungi
A: abhi tu keh rahi thi ki sab manjoor
S: vo tu Ghar ki baat ghar me
A: aur agar main gjar ki kisi aur ladki se shadi kar leta hu tu
S: (munh khula reh gaya) kitni shadiya karega
A: pata nahi
S: Itni shadiya kyoun karega
A: apano ko sukh dene ke liye
S: kya Matlab
A: ab jaise aap ki aankho me khalipan dekh raha hu tu aap dukhi hain aur aap ko sukhi dekhne ke liye aur aapki khushi ke liye main aapse shadi bhi kar sakta hu, usi tarah se agar meri kisiko bhi apane janne walo me jarurat hogi tu pura karunga
S: Fir tu tum bahut sari soutane bana doge
A: Vo aapas me behne bhi tu ban sakti hain, kyounki yeh koi jaruri tu nahi ki jo mere jaanne waliyan ho unme aapas me ladai ho
S: Vaise kisse shadi karna chahte ho
A: kisi se bhi nahi
S: yeh kya baat hui
A: aapne ek prashan puccha tu maine jawab de diya
S: Matlab tum asal me shadi nahi karna chahte
A: Nahi agar asal me jarurat hogi tu jarur karunga
S: Matlab agar kal ko tumhe mujhse shadi karni pade tu kar loge
A: haan bilkul
S: aur vo shadi tum mujh par ehsaan karke karoge
A: aap kya keh rahi hain aur aise kyoun puch rahi hain
S: Matlab saaf hai ki tum mujh par ehsaan karoge aur main sache pyar ke liye tarasti ranhu aur hamesha tumhare ehsaano tale dab kar reh jaun (subakane lagi)
A: kyoun aisa soch ranhi hain aap
S: kyoun nahi sochu, agar mujhe shadi karni hai tu usse karni hai jo mujhse pyar karta ho na ki mujh par ehsaan karta ho
A: shadi tu shadi hoti hain, ehsaan nahi
S: Main abhi nahi smjha sakti, bas itna hi kanhungi ki jo mujhse pyar nahi karta ho main usse shadi nahin karungi.
A: agar main yeh kanhu ki main aapse pyar karta hu tu
S: kya sacchi
A: issme sach aur jhuth kya hai
S: pyar saccha ho to maza hi kuch aur hai
A: aap ko kaise pata lagega ki samne wala saccha hainya jhutha
S: Jo saccha hota hai hai vo kuch nahi chupata
A: kabhi kabhi kuch Baaten chupane me bhalai hoti hai
S: Vo kaise
A: yaad karo abhi thodhi der pehle aapne kya kaha tha ki Dada ji ke aane tak intezar karo, matlab abhi batane ka sahi waqt nahin aaya hai tu aap chupha rahi hain
S: chalo maan liya, lekin ek baat batao ki tum mere se pyar kyoun karte ho
A: Aap mujhse shadi kyoun karna chahti hain
S: kyounki main tumse pyar karti hu
A: kyoun karti ho
S: tum mujhe acche lagte ho aur main tumhe bahut karib se janti hu aur tum mujhe kabhi dhokha nahi doge
A: matlab yeh ki jisko aap acche se jante ho aur yeh vishwas hai ki vo dhokha nahin dega tu kya usse pyar ho jata hain
S: haan
A: agar yeh baat hai ti main tu bahut se logo se.pyar karta hu, jisme aap bhi shamil hain
S: nahi mera vo matlab nahi tha
A: maine tu aapka hi matlab explain kiya hai, kuch aur baat hai tu batao.
S: Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha
A: yahi, jab aapne mujhse pucch tu mujhe bhi samajh nahi aaya lekin ek baat kanhunga ki jab aapk dil kisi ko soch kar ya kisi ke liye dhadkane lage tab samjho aapko usse pyar ho gaya hai aur pyar ko kisi aur tarike se main nahi samjha sakta
S: tum sahi keh raho ho shayad. Ab yeh batao ki tum kis kis se pyar karte ho
A: Main tu bahuto se pyar karta hu, lekin aap kyoun puch ranhi hain
S: pata nahi dil ne kaha aur maine puch liya
A: pyar ek ehsaas hai, kab kis se ho jaye, pata nahi. Samaj ke kuch niyam hai jo ham logo ne banaye hain aur kai bar un niyamo ke virudh bhi pyar ho jata hai aur un pyar karne walo ko bahut kasht bhogne padte hain
S: Tum sahi keh rahe ho, jaise ki ham ek dusre se.pyar karenge tu vo samaj ke niyamo ke virudh hoga
A: Lekin meri theory kuch aur hai, samaj ke niyam acche hain, lekin no niyam dukh dene lage u niyamo ko manne ki jarurat nahi hai, lekin samaj ko batane ki bhi jarurat nahi hain
S: Main tumhari baat ko bakhubhi samajh rahi hu aur main aapki baat manungi
A: Tum se seedha aap par
S: Aap se.shadi karni hai tu aap bolna padega
A: aap tu meri Mom ho aur main umar me aapse bahut chota hu
S: Jab shadi hoti hai tu mard ka ohadha bada ho jata hai aur vo har lihajh se bada ho jata hai
A: aap donon behne ek jaisi hain, vo bhi mujhe ab aap kehne lagi hai
S: kya, Rekha bhi aap kehne lagi hai, matlab
Mujhe apani galti ka bhan ho gaya aur main an chup sa ho gaya aur mujhe kuch bhi sujh nahi raha tha ki kya bolu

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