Lockdown Me Paagal Ho Gayi Meri Maa – Update 9

Part 9

Mai: kaun si vali porn dekhni hai?

Maa: teri favorite kaun si hai. Achha chhod pahale muje ye bata ke Julia ann ne gand marvai kabhi?

Mai: ha maa marvai hai

Maa: maine to nahi dekhi

Maine turant nikal kar dikhai

Mai: ye hi yo beauty hoti hai randiyo ki. Aur maa aap gharelu randi ho

Maa: par yar

Mai: isne double bhi liya hai dekh

Maa dhyan se dekh rahi thi

Mai: aapko apne guru ki tarah banna padega. Aur aap to bilkul flexible nahi ho

Maa: are beta wo mera kam nahi hai. Tu mod na muje jaise modna chahe. Pain to sah leti hu. Par koi na I m ready.

Papa: radha randi tu khali fokat ka bhav mat kha thik hai? Jagdish aurat ke tino chhed flexible hote hai. Iska mana karna swabhav hai par tuje ise hasil karna tera swabhav rahana chahie

Mai: ha papa chinta na karo. Aapki patni aur meri maa ko randi banane ka kam mera. Aaj rat ab kuch toofani hoga

Maa: kyo? Kya karna hai?

Mai: aaj rat chhat jayenge

Maa: chhat?

Mai: maine aapke aashiq watchman uncle ko bulaya hai

Maa: kaun devdas?

Mai: apne flat apartment ke terrace ki chabi dene

Maa: achha fir?

Mai: aapko terrace par choda jayega

Papa: tune bat kab ki

Mai: maine whatsapp par bat ki wo aayega par maa ek chhoti si request hai

Maa: kya

Mai: kitne salo se wo aapko kiss karna chahta hai

Maa: nai nai malkin malkin karta chudungi nai unse

Mai: chudna nahi hai bas ek kiss de dena. Wo mamme halke halke dabayega

Maa: aur wo ja kar bolne laga to?

Mai: abdul ke pas uske bahut sare raz ke proof hai wo aisa risk nahi lega. Papa aapse dekha na jaye to aap chale jao

Papa: ja na randi ke bete mastermind mera chal raha hai aur muje nikla raha

mai: jaisi aapki marji bad me muje na bolna kuch

papa: bula le

maine actually me koi bat ki nahi thi devdas se, par maine kai bar devdas ko mummy ko ghurte hue dekha tha. muje bahut man tha ke agar devdas mummy ko ek bad kiss kar de. lockdown me usne hamari bahut help kari thi to itna to haq uska bhi banta hai.

mai: ruko kal bulata hu. kal aa raha na abdul rat ko sone tab ham jayenge chhat par

papa: jaisi teri maraji abhi mai ja raha hu sone

mai aur mummy bate karne lage. porn ko side me rakha

mai: mummy maine abhi to nahi bola kuch par bas papa ki sammati chahie thi. agar tu bole to devdas ka khush hona banta hai

maa: to tu jhuth bol raha tha?

mai: ha thoda sa. use aap pasand ho. maine dekha hai use aapko ghurte hue

maa: ha beta wo to mujhe bhi pata hai koi na bula le use. chud bhi lungi agar tu chahe to bas?

mai: thik hai to mai bat karta hu devdas se

maine devdas ko call lagaya. devdas ka call khatam ho gaya par uthaya nahi. devdas hamare hi appartment ke guest house me rahata tha aage piche koi nahi tha uska

mai: chal uske room me hi jata hai nahi utha raha

maa: are nahi nahi uske room me?

mai: ha kyo tension kya hai?

maa: ha tension to kai nahi hai. chal jate hai

mai: aise? kapade nahi change karne?

maa: kapade change karne ki jarurat lagati hai tuje? hot nahi lag rahi?

mai: lag to rahi ho

maa: to fir chal jate hai

mai aur maa dono hamare 10th floor se lift me mask laga kar niche utre. pura flat sannato se bhara tha. mano bhutiya ho. ham pahunche devdas ke room par wo so raha tha ghode bech kar.

mai: devdas uth sale so raha hai din me?

aur maine darvaja khatkhataya to wo achanak se jag gaya aur sorry sorry kar ke darvaja khola. nind se jaga par maa ko dekh kar hakka bakka hi rah gaya tha. hamne mask lagaye aur hath ko senitize kiya. aur devdas ne bhi kiya.

maa: ek to sota rahata hai aur upar se muje tadte rahata hai

devdas: nahi malkin maine

maa: muje sab pata hai sale har bar tade rahata hai aaj koi nahi aayega niche abhi maja chakhati hu tuje

maa ne game change kar diya par ye game me bhi maja to aa rha hai. lets enjoy mere bap ka kya jata. waise mere hi bap ka ja raha tha. lol

devdas: are madam galati ho gai kabhi aage se nahi hoga maf kar do please madam please

maa: niklva dungi tuje yad rakhana aainda aisa kuch bhi dekha to

devdas to itne me hi rone laga. aur maa se hasi chhut gai

maa: are pagal hai kya tu devdas are mai to majak kar rahi thi. are aa jao mai tuje gale laga leti hu. are mai to mjak kar rahi thi. muje achha lagta hai jab tu muje dekhta hai. aaja meri baho me

maa devdas ko gale laga liya devdas kyo mana karega. wo waise tha ek number ka tharki insan karib 40-42 ki umr ka mummy jitna hi.

maa: tu nahaya hai na

devdas: ha malkin

to maa ne devdas ko forhead par kiss di. aur fir uske hoth par kiss de di. devdas ki lotterry lag gai thi. devdas pagal hai jo mauka chhodega. wo bhi maa ko kiss ka javab kiss me dene laga. par achanak use yad aaya mai hu

devdas: malkin aapka beta

maa: usika dhyan gaya ke tu mere liye tarasata hai to uske liye hi mai aai. teri taras mitane

fir maa ne wapas kiss kar diya. devdas ne maa ke kapdo ko kandho se niche karna chaha ke maa ne roka

maa: are ruk. chudne nahi aai sirf kiss dene aai hu. bas muje terrace ki chabi chahie.

devdas: achha to ye natak sare terrace ki chabi lene ke liye hai. nahi dunga

maa: kyo?

devdas: secretory sahab ne mana kiya hua hai

maa: tuje lambi kiss mujse chahie ya nahi?

devdas: ji malkin par mai to akela rahata hu aur aaj ke jamane me pata hai na aapko kiss se kya hota hai?

maa: hmmm (smile ke sath) to tuje kya chahie?

devdas: jaise mere hoth garam kar diye mera bistar bhi garam kar do

maa: achha. fir pata hai na ye summar chal raha hai. already itni garami hai aur tere room me to AC bhi nahi. itni garami le kar karega kya?

devdas: malkin aap meri sari garmi utar do mai terrace ki chabi de dunga. mere pas duplicate bhi hai wahi de dunga aapko mere pas aane ki jarurat bhi nahi rahegi

ye illegal hai duplicate chabhi rakhana. par I know wo abdul yahi bol raha tha ke bahut se raz hai uske par devdas ke. to ye sare golmal karta hi hoga

devdas: waise bhi aapko dekh kar nahi lagta ke aap bina meri aagosh me samaye jane wale ho malkin

maa: (thoda sa muskura di) bahut tez ho rahe ho

devdas: to fir jagdish sir agar thodi der bahar baithe to mai thoda maja le lu aapka mere hi bistar par

maa: beta jao tum dekho koi aage piche nahi aa raha na. waise to koi nahi aata par koi aaye to sambhal lena

mai nikal hi raha tha ke devdas kadi lagane aaya darwaje ki

maa: kadi mat laga mere bete ko dekhna ho to dekhne do

devdas: thik hai jaisi aapki marji

maa: ab aao chalo mere kapade utaro aur mai tuje khush karti hu. tu muje terrace ki duplicate chabi de dena. par yad rahe ye bat aaj ke din idhar khatam ho jani chahie. blackmailing ki to fir…

mai: devdas abdul ko yad kar lena, is chudai ke bad tuje chudai ka man kare to

devdas thoda sa saham gaya aur darte hue bola nahi nahi malkin kabhi nahi sir kabhi bhi ye bat kisi ke samne nahi bolunga aap chinta na karo promise.

devdas ne dhire dhire maa ke kapade utarna shuru kar diya. maa siskiya lete hue devdas ko baho me liye hue usse chudne ke liye machal rahi thi. jaise hi maa nangi hui ki pure badan par devdas use chhune laga

devdas: kya badan hai malkin aapka. bahut hi shandar hai

devdas ne khud hi kapade utar diye aur fir maa ko lund chusne ka nyota diya. maa ne lund chusna shuru kar diya

mai bahar kuch ho na isiliye bahar chala gaya. ek round mara to maa ki chikh aai. mai andar gaya

mai: shhhh bahar aavaz aa rahi hai

maa: sorry sorry beta wo devdas ne achanak chut me ungli dal di to tu bahar dekh koi aaye na

devdas: itne me hi chikh nikal jati hai kya karu malik

mai: devdas wo najuk hai

devdas: khayal rakhunga

maa: tu bahar dekh jagdish muje tension ho rahi hai. devdas gali bak tu muje randi man apni

devdas: jagdish bhai please aa kar aapke mataji ka muh band kar jao

mai: kaise?

devdas: iski bra padi hai idhar dekho. muh band kar do iska. ya penty dal do muh me

mai: tu hi kar dena

devdas: itna kar do bad me nahi bulaunga

maa: par devdas tu bad me nahi chuswayega.

devdas: madarchod pahale penty udhar padi hai mai aapse dur nahi jana chahata. jagdish bhai please hath me de do penty at least

maine devdas ke hath me penty di to usne maa ke muh me thus di par ungli chut me andar bahar karna chalu rakha. aur maa umm umm umm ki aavaz karne lagi

mai: ha ab nahi aayegi aavaz thik hai

mai wapas bahar chala gaya to kuch 4 min me hi devdas ne darvaja khatkhataya mai wapas andar gaya.

mai: kya hai?

devdas: ye aapki maa bula rahi hai

mai: kya hua? chud lena shanti se

maa: are beta mai kah rahi thi ke tere papa uth kar rah dekhenge tu use phone kar de. iska lund to majbut hai time lagega

tab tak devdas ne khade khade hi maa ke piche se gand me lund ghusana chaha to maa ruk gai

maa: chabi ke badale chut tak barabar hai gand nahi (thoda kadak ho kar kaha)

devdas: ji malkin sorry.

devdas ne maa ko mere samne jhuka kar piche se chut me lund ghused diya.

maa: aah beta aah.. ja pahale.. aah tu tere pita ji… aah phone kar de.. aah

mai: bolu kya use?

maa: are bol dena jo ji me aaye madarchod sab mai hi bolu aaaaah…. devdas mere raja… aaaaah

mai bahar gaya aur papa ko phone lagaya. par pahale hi papa bol diye

papa: are kidhar chale gaye aap log?

mai: papa wo mummy ko chudvane niche devdas ke yaha le kar aaya hu

papa: are wo bahar koi dekh lega samaj nahi aata kya?

mai: papa relax mai bahar hi khada hu koi nahi aayega dont worry

papa: sambhal ke karna jo karna wo.

par maa se tab jor se chikh nikal gai aur mai maa ko bolne laga

mai: dhire maa

papa: kya hua?

mai: kuch nahi devdas maa ko bina aage piche dekh andhadhun thokne me laga hua hai

papa: dekhte rahana kahi teri maa ki chut dhili na ho jaye tuje hi nahi maja aayega

mai: dont worry papa mai isiliye kai lundo ke intezam kar raha hu aap tension mat lo ek sath do do dalenge to problem nahi hoga hame

papa: thik hai thik hai jaldi upar aa jao

mai: ha mummy chud jaye turant hi upar aa jayenge.

tab tak mummy bhi chud kar kapade pahan kar bahar aa gai

mai: kaisa raha?

maa: chal chal chabi mil gai hai jate hai ghar jaldi koi aaye usse pahale

mai: papa aa rahe hai ham

ham dono jaldi jaldi lift se upar ghar me chale gaye.