Update-96
Kiran- Hritik kiske sath kar rahe ho project?
Hritik- doond raha hu
Tum?
Kiran- main bhi doond rahi hu
Hritik- bas to fir mil gaye hum dono ko partners
Kiran- Nidhi se puch lete hai
Teen honge to easy rahega
Hritik- ha ye bhi sahi hai
Kiran- Hritik
Hritik- ha
Kiran- Arjun kaisa hai?
Hritik- thik hai
Kya hua tum dono ke bich?
Kiran- usne nahi bataya?
Hritik- ye hi bola ki breakup hogya
Reason nahi bataya
Kiran- hmm
Hritik- jo bhi chal raha hai main uske bich me nahi aaunga
Aur na hi reason ke liye force karunga
Bas dosti mat kharab hone dena apni bhi aur dusro ki bhi
Kiran- I know
I just….
Hritik- hey offend hone ki jarurat nahi hai
Tumhri kuch majburi rahi hogi ya fir uski
I can understand
So just chill
Kiran- thanks
Hritik- bas Nidhi se baat kar lena
Meri kam hi baat hue hai usse
Kiran- ha main baat karti hu
Fir batati hu tumko
Hritik- okay
Fir dono alag alag chale jate hai
Daksh campus se kahi ja raha tha ki saanvi mil gaye
Uske sath sath hote hue
Saanvi- main hogaye hu puri confuse
Daksh- kyu?
Saanvi- kyuki mujhe first time samjh nahi aa raha ki chal Kya raha hai?
Daksh- to kyu samjhne ki kosis kar rahi ho?
Saanvi- aapse pyaar hi etna hai ki dil nahi manta
Daksh- manao apne dil ko
Bahut jaruri hai
Saanvi- ab nahi manega
Vaise maine suna….
Daksh uske baat ko katete hue
Please dekh main please bol raha hu
Mujhe apna source dede
Bahut kaam aaega mere
Saanvi- lekin fir mere pass information aaegi nahi aur aap kuch bataoge nahi
Daksh- esse bhi tumhra hi fayda hai
Tum confuse nahi hogi
Saanvi- main confuse hoke hi thik hu
Meri tension na lo
Daksh- jaisi tumhri marji
Saanvi- ye Roy ka khatam karo na
Kyu khich rahe ho etna?
Daksh- uski aankhon me dar dekhna pasand hai mujhe
Saanvi- vo bhi chhup nahi bathega
Daksh- acha hai
Mera dar aur fir mere se harne ka dar
Waw ye to aur majedar hogya
Saanvi- aap bahut careless ho rahe ho
Daksh- pehle tu sath nahi thi na
Ab sara kaam to tu akele kar leti hai
Mujhe kuch karne ki jarurat hi nahi hai
Saanvi- lekin main dimag nahi padh sakti
Daksh- uske liye dimag bhi hona chahiye
Karan- Daksh flat aajaye
Aaj daru peenge
Karan kahi se bhagta hue kahi jate hue Daksh ko bolke gaya
Saanvi- ye pagal nahi hai?
Daksh- thoda sa
Saanvi- Kya bola aapne ki dimag hona chahiye?
Ye mat bhulo sari inputs main hi deti hu
Daksh- kyuki tumhre source ache hai
Saanvi- chalo ye to nahi bola ki maine kaha dene ko
Daksh- manane wali to tum vaise bhi nahi ho to fir fayda Kya bolne ka
Saanvi- ye bhi sahi hai
Kiran ke sath settle hone ka to nahi soch rahe hona?
Daksh- plan sweetheart plan
Main ek mission pe hu
Koe distraction nahi chahiye
Saanvi- sahi hai nahi to thoda aur khoon bah jata
Daksh- tu jada badi hogaye hai?
Kya bol rahi thi ki Mayank ki body bejhegi?
Jada nahi udne lag gaye?
Saanvi- aapki harkate dekhi hai apne?
Kisi ko to step uthana padega na
Daksh- mere plan ke bich me mat aana kabhi
Saanvi- nahi to kya kar loge?
Ha?
Daksh- maar bhi nahi sakta pyaar jo etna karta hu
Saanvi- Kya bole?
Aap pyaar karte ho mujhse?
Haye main mar jani hai etni khushi me
Daksh- movie ka dialog tha
Saanvi- ab to cover kar rahe ho
Yehhhhhhh aaj jindagi safal hogaye meri
Daksh- bhad me ja
Saanvi- ab to kahi bhi chali jaungi
Heheheheheh
Daksh aage kuch nahi bola aur saanvi muskurate hue uske sath chalne lagi
Kuch der baad
Daksh- kaha ja rahi hai piche piche
Aur hasna band kar
Saanvi- ajeeb ho
Kya ab hasne ke liye bhi permission leni padegi?
Daksh ne kuch nahi kaha
Raste me kisi ki bike rukvae aur uspe bath ke chala gaya
Saanvi bhi muskurate hue vapas aagaye
Raat ko
Daksh pahuch gaya tha Arjun ke flat pe
Usse dekh ke
Pawan- bc ye to sach me aagya
Mujhe yakin kyu nahi ho raha?
Daksh- apne yakin ko apne gand me daal le
Arjun- vaise bhi esko aajkal gand me dalne ka bahut shokh ho raha hai
Daal bhi lega ye
Pawan- lode jaisi sakal hai teri
Tujhe hi na daal lu gand me
Karan- vaise Pawan bol to sahi raha hai
Arjun- tu bhi gus ja fir
Hritik- main kuch bolu?
Ruhi- na rahne do
Sidha peg banate hai
Daksh- ye ladki bahut sahi hai
Faltu ki bolti hi nahi
Hritik- mujhse puch bhai
Faltu bolti hai ya nahi
Ruhi- Kya bole?
Hritik- kuch nahi
Main to ye bol raha tha ki girlfriend kiski hai
Karan- ruhi aaj eski ache se class lena
Bahut bolne lag gaya hai
Fir sab hall me bath ke daru start kardi
Daksh- vaise aaj kis khushi me pee rahe hai?
Pawan- Abe lavde engineers ko saraab peene ke liye khushi ka intezaar karna padta hai kya
Hritik- baat to sahi hai
Karan- lekin khushi kon hai?
Mere se to aaj tak rasta nahi takrae
Arjun- beta ye vohi chhij hai jisse tu aajtak vanchit raha hai
Khushi
Karan- khushi to sirf ek hi chhij me hai
Hai na Daksh
Daksh- sahi bol raha hai
Khushi to sirf Sakshi me hai
Pawan- hahhahahahahaha
Ruhi- kyu majje le rahe ho bechare ke?
Daksh- eski vajah se maine bhi kuch nahi kiya
Lavda chutiya
Ruhi- jaise tu ruk hi jata hai na kisi ke liye
Daksh- ruka to tha hi
Ab lag raha hai firse try maar leta hu
Karan- yaar dekho pyaar to hua tha thoda sa
Lekin jab do dino tak sukha raha to bc bhag gaya sara
Arjun- beta esko hawas kahte hai
Karan- mere liye vohi pyaar hai
Hritik- en chutiyo ko kya hi pata pyaar ka
Daksh- ha Bhai humne kisi ladki ke piche 6 saal nahi gand marae na
Pawan- bahut bura hua na eske sath
Aur fir end me mili bhi to ruhi
Ruhi- mili bhi to ka kya matlab hai?
Mere se achi to esse milti bhi nahi kabhi
Daksh- thanks to me and arjun
Hum dono nahi hote to lavda se milte tum dono
Hritik- tum dono nahi hote to jaldi milte
Beta pehli bhasad tum dono ki vajah se hi hue thi
Arjun- lavda
Mujhe to kuch yaad hi nahi hai
Kuch kiya tha kya Daksh humne?
Daksh- Abe jab ruhi ko doore pad rahe the tab humne hi to esse call kiya tha
Arjun- ha ha yaad aaya
Ruhi- maar padegi dono ko
Karan- dekha aisi hi hoti hai ladkiya
Sab bhul jati hai
Ruhi- esliye hi tu single hai na?
Karan- sahi pakde ho
Daksh- vaise ye kitni bholi thi na pehle
Aur ab dekho
Bc kitni jabaan chalne lag gaye hai
Ruhi- sanagaat ka asaar hai
Daksh- joint jala le Bhai
Kisi muhraat ka intezaar kar raha
Pawan- main sukhe nashe chhod raha hu
Karan- mar hi ja na
Main ro lenge teri yaad me
Pawan- abhi nahi
Abhi mujhe teri gand marni hai
Hritik- jala le re kyu nataak kar raha hai
Daksh- project ka hogya?
Hritik- ha
Tu to akele kar raha hoga?
Daksh- ussi me majja hai
Pawan- sex bhi akele hi karta hoga?
Khud ka mood ke Khud ke hi daal leta hoga
Daksh- hahahah sale apne jaisa samjha hai kya?
Karan- aise mat bol
Londa ek packet condom khatam kar gaya week me
Daksh- are bc competition
Ab to Sakshi ko utarna padega bottle me
Ruhi- tum log kyu kisi ke sath khelte rahte ho?
Serious nahi ho sakte?
Daksh- fuck off
Karan- are esko kya pata bhai
Jalti hai humse
Humre pass jada ladkiya hai esse
Ruhi- mujhe ladkiya chahiye bhi nahi
Daksh- lekin shok to tera vahi tha na
Aur vo jo dildo liya tha Hritik ki marne ka uska kya?
Hritik- bc mujhe kyu gussa rahe ho
Arjun- jo baat hai vo hai
Ruhi- usse dildo se tum sabki na maar du main
Pawan- vaise ladkiyo ko ladkiyo ke sath karne me kya majja aata hai?
Arjun- ye to ruhi hi bataegi
Usne hi experience kiya hai
Ruhi- aaj sab mere piche kyu pade hue ho?
Karan- yaha sabka number aata hai
Ruhi- Daksh ka to nahi aaya kabhi
Arjun- tera bhi to nahi aaya tha aaj se pehle
Jaise tera aagya vaise uska bhi aajaega
Karan- vaise maine kiya hai ek sath do ladkiyo se
Pagal hi ho jati hai apas me
Daksh- ruhi Kam pagal hai
Hritik ko ladki bana ke chodegi
Pawan- ha vaise thodi thodi harkate bhi karne lag gaya hai ladkiyo jaisi
Karan- sanagaat ka asar bhai
Ruhi- main ja rahi hu
Mujhe baat hi nahi karni tum logo se
Aur vo uthne ke jane lagi to Karan ne pakad ke vapas batha diya
Karan- chhup chhap bath ja nahi to ye daru se nahla denge
Aur fir Hritik ko pilaenge bhi
Pawan- vo khushi khushi pee lega
Karan- bc pehle mujhe ye batao ye khushi kon hai?
Maine to aajtak nahi dekha
Are madarchhoooodddddd sab ek sath bole…..
