Update-95
Teacher- es semester ke end me aap logo ko ek mini project submit karna hai
Aur sabko apne apne project ke naam aur group members ki list mujhe parso tak submit karni hai
Nidhi- Sir kitne members allowed hai?
Teacher- 3 maximum
And you project must be related to the subject only
Karan- Sir project to final year me hota hai na?
To fir 3 year me kyu?
Teacher- degree to tumhe final year me milti hai na fir 3 saal kyu padhte ho?
Pawan- Taki Sir final year me mil sake
Lekin project abhi submit karane ka kya matlab?
Teacher- ye mini project hai
Aur tumhre syllabus me hai
Agar tumhe subject me pass hona hai to banana padega
Samjhe?
Karan- Jee sir
Daksh- Sir agar project se pass hojaenge to class aane ki jarurat hai kya?
Daksh ke question se sab hasne lag gaye
Daksh man me
Bhosdiwalo daat mat dikhao nahi to tod dunga
Teacher- Har week update dene aana hai aap logo ko
Daksh- matlab week me sirf ek baar?
Teacher- agar dimag hai to use karlo
Maine jo bola uska vohi matlab hai
Daksh- aaj bahut bejati ho rahi hai bc
Teacher- kuch kaha tumne?
Daksh- thank you
Thank you bola Sir main
Teacher- you can go now
Class is over
Aur teacher chala gaya
Pawan- bc kaha jaye ab
Next lecture to hai
Aur sala lena bhi padega nahi to end me gand fat jaegi
Arjun- mujhe to nind aa rahi hai bc
Main so raha hu
Hritik- canteen chalte hai
Kuch kha ke aate hai
Arjun vahi sogya piche Daksh bhi so raha tha
Ab ye bc puri raat gand hi marae hai aur sidhe college aagaye esliye bc dono soye pade the
Baki sab canteen me chale gaye
Jab next class ka time hua to vapas bhi aagaye
Ye dono abhi tak so hi rahe the aur jab teacher aaya aur attend katne ke dar hua tab jake nind bhagi dono ki
Uske baad kuch khash hua nahi
Sabne kisi na kisi tarah class nikali aur fir apne apne kaam ko nikal gaye
Daksh to apne routine ke hissab se lab chala gaya
Aur ye sab decide karne lage ki project me kya karna hai aur kaisa group banana hai
Pawan- Bhai Arjun main tere group me hu
Tere bina gand mar jani hai meri
Karan- aur bc mera kya?
Pawan- tu bhi aaja
Kisne roka hai
Hritik- kisi ne sayad notice nahi kiya ki yaha teen nahi char log hai
Arjun- bc ye bhi dikkat
Kal sir se baat karte hai ki char log ho sakte hai kya
Hritik- Abe vo bahut khadush hai
Nahi manega aur galliya dega vo alag
Karan- to kya karna hai?
Hritik- tum dono eske sath ho jao
Main kuch dekhta hu
Pawan- kya dekhega be
Aur kon hai?
Arjun- jaha tak mujhe lagta hai Daksh akela hi karega
Aur vo kisi ko involve bhi nahi karega
Hritik- Kiran ya Nidhi se puchta hu
Kahi na Kahi kuch ho jaega
Pawan- ek baar sir se baat karke dekh lete hai
Kya pata maan jaye
Hritik- tujhe galiya sunani hai to sun le
Main loda se nahi ja raha
Pawan- tu try karle
Agar kahi nahi hua to main chala jaunga sir ki galliya sunane
Arjun- topic bhi decide kar lete hai fir
Karan- are bc pura project aaj hi bana loge kya?
Chalo game par chalte hai
Hritik- ye londa humesha sahi bolta hai
Vaise bhi abhi pura semester hai
Pawan- lekin lund ke baal
Topic parso hi dena hai
Karan- raat ko karte hai
Arjun- raat ko konsi dunia me kiske sath hoga tu?
Karan- aaj kahi nahi ja raha
Yahi hu
Fir sab thodi bakchodi karte hai aur Uske baad game par chale jate hai
Roy mansion
Roy kisi se phone pe baat kar raha tha
Roy- Ab kya hai?
Paise mil to gaye?
Rocky- suna hai kisi ladke ke sath teri beti bhag gaye hai
Aur tere bete ko bhi le gaye?
Roy- ye mera personal matter hai
Rocky- do khokha lagega
Beti aur bete ke sath us londe ka sar bhi mil jaega
Roy- paisa kaam hone ke baad
Rocky- vo kya hai na Roy sahab
Hum gunde log businessman par kam hi viswash karte hai
Humara maan dharam hota hai lekin aap logo ka nahi hota
Esliye paise to pehle hi chahiye
Roy- aur agar paise lene ke baad kaam nahi hua to?
Rocky- sehar me aankh khol ke dikheye
Hawao ka rukh apko apne aap ishara kar dega ki kis taraf hai
Roy- main imagination par paise nahi lagata
Pakka proof hai to batao nahi to time barbaad mat karo
Rocky- chalo proof de deta hu
Bada Chaudhary ke sath jail me kya hua tha uske video hai mere pass
Bolo to media walo ko dedu?
Sayad proof par yakin hojaye aapko
Roy- paise kaha bejvane hai?
Rocky- ye hue na baat
Ladka bejhta hu usko de dena
I’m sure chalaaki nahi karoge kyuki video mere pass hi hai
Roy- I’m sure chalaaki tum bhi nahi karoge
Kyuki mera bharosa utha to pure sehar ka uth jaega
Rocky- abhi to maine suru kiya hai Roy sahib
Etni jaldi bharosa nahi uthne dunga
Do dino me aapka kaam ho jaega
Aur phone kaat jata hai
Roy ko vaise doubt to tha rocky pe lekin 2 khokha uske liye badi amount nahi thi agar usse Daksh khatam ho sake to
Esliye usne risk utha liya
Chalo vapas aate hai Daksh ke pass
Daksh raat ko apne flat pahuch chuka tha
Jaha Kiran hi hall me bathi thi uska Bhai khana kha ke so chuka tha
Daksh- dinner hogya?
Kiran- tumhra wait kar rahi thi
Daksh- bivi ho kya meri
Jo mere bina nahi khaoge?
Aur vaise bhi aajkal to biviya bhi kha leti hai
Kiran- hogya tumhra?
Khana laga lu?
Daksh- tum kha lo
Main baad me khaunga
Kiran- kyu?
Daksh- are yaar kitne sawal karti ho
Bhukh nahi hai
Kiran- sidha bolo na ki daru peeni hai
Daksh- jab pata hai to puch kyu rahi ho?
Kiran- etni bhi sahi nahi hai health ke liye
Daksh- who cares
Ab tum bologe ki main
Kiran- jab pata hi hai to bol kyu rahe ho?
Daksh- mere astar mere pe hi chalaye ja rahe hai
Kiran- tumse hi sikh rahi hu
Kal kyu nahi aaye?
Daksh- late hogya tha
Kiran- to late nahi aa sakte the?
Daksh- Arjun ke sath tha
Arjun ka naam sunte hi Kiran thoda khamosh hogaye fir
Kiran- kaisa hai vo?
Daksh- khud puch le
Kiran- tum nahi bata sakte?
Daksh- bata to sakta hu lekin bataunga nahi
Kiran- thik hai na?
Daksh- badiya hai bilkul
Aur tumne usse kya kaha ki hum sath hai?
Kiran- hum sath hi to hai
Daksh- hum sath rahte hai
Kiran- Aur sath sote bhi hai
Aur kiss bhi karte hai
Aur….
Daksh- Aur kuch nahi
Hum sath nahi hai
Kiran- mujhe laga esse usse kam hurt hoga
Esliye bola
Daksh- ha sala mujhe badnaam kardo
Koe dekhega to kya bolega?
Kiran- yehi ki friend ki girlfriend ke sath sota hai Daksh Chaudhary
Daksh- kuch kiya to nahi na
Aur vaise kabhi jabardasti bhi nahi ki
Daksh beer ki ek bottle fridge se nikal ke bolta hai
Kiran- Maine kab kaha ki jabardasti ki hai?
Daksh- ishara to ussi aur tha na
Kiran- Jada ishare nahi samjhne lag gaye ho tum?
Daksh- yehi to kaam hai mera
Aur uske side me bath jata hai
Kiran- etna sab hogya lekin abhi tak tumne mujhe puri baat nahi batae hai
Daksh- aaj tak maine mere readers ko kabhi puri baat nahi batae
Tum to chhij hi kya ho?
Kiran- main us story ki ek kirdaar hu
Daksh- Aur us story me bahut sare kirdaar hai
Kiran- mere dad ko goli kisne mari?
Daksh- I have no clue
Kiran- pata nahi hai ya batana nahi chahte?
Daksh- Jo tumhe thik lage soch lo
Kiran- aage kya karne wale ho?
Daksh- Roy Roy bahut hogya story me
Ab soch raha hu es naam ko humesha ke liye eliminate kardu
Kiran- vo kaise?
Daksh- dimag se sweetheart dimag se
Kiran- tum kyu bataoge to hai nahi
To ye hi bata do ki project kiske sath kar rahe ho?
Daksh- Daksh Chaudhary sare kaam akele hi karta hai
Kiran- main aajau?
Daksh- Hritik se puch lena
Vo bhi akela hai
Kiran- tumhe kaise pata?
Daksh- Jaha tak mera anuman hai
Karan Pawan Arjun ke sath jaenge
Aur Hritik kisi aur ko dhundega
Kiran- hum teen hogaye fir?
Daksh- nahi main akela hi hu
Tum teen hogaye
Kiran- teen kon?
Daksh- Hritik tum aur Nidhi
Kiran- Nidhi kyu?
Daksh- vo sara kaam khud kar legi
Tum dono aaram karna
Kiran- mujhe bhi help karni hai
Daksh- acha hai fir girl power dikhana
Hritik aaram kar lega
Uske baad ye dono aise hi thodi der baatein karte hai aur fir khana khane ke baad Kiran sone chali jati hai aur Daksh hall me hi batha rahta hai
Mall fukta hai ek do beer aur peeta hai
Aage ka plan banata hai
Aur fir mid night me Kiran ke room me chala jata hai
Vaha vo bade pyaar se so rahi thi
Daksh bhi usse bahoo me bhar ke so jata hai…..
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