Update-221
Daksh vahi park me batha tha aur Arjun bhagta hua aaya
Arjun- BC aaj agar fir late kiya to gand maar dunga main teri
Daksh- apni dekh
Daddy ko koe kuch nahi bolta
Arjun- beta baatein to BC etne badi badi kar leta hai
Lekin baad me gand marti hai to biggi billi ban jata hai
Daksh- ja na lavde
Waqt kharab kar raha
Arjun- tu BC abhi tak chhade me hi kyu batha hai
Chal na jaldi
Daksh- mera viva lene khud aaega hod mere flat par sir sir Bolte hue
Arjun- daksh bakchodi mat kar
Firse late ho jayenge
Daksh- main suspended hu
Tu ja aur de aa
Arjun- madarchod ye kab hua?
Daksh- abhi bas kal ki hi baat hai
Arjun- oh filmi chhode saaf saaf bata
Daksh- Tu viva de aa nahi to aaj fir gand deni pad jayegi
Arjun- BC VC ne kiya hai na?
Daksh- bilkul sahi pakde ho
Arjun- uski maa chhodenge aaj raat ko peene ke baad
Tu tension mat lena bilkul bhi
Daksh- thik mere Bhai
Ab ja jaha se
Aur Arjun vaha se chala jata hai aur daksh vahi park me batha rahta hai
Aur batha rahta hai aur batha rahta hai
Bahut waqt aise hi gujar deta hai fir sochta hai bahut time hogya apnr dusre bakchodo se baat hi nahi hue hai esliye Chauhan ko call laga deta hai
Daksh- aur Bhai kaha hai?
Chauhan- Ghar
Daksh- Ghar kya kar raha hai?
Chauhan- vahi Jo tu nahi kar sakta
Family time spend kar raha hu Bhai
Daksh- etni kaato bhari baatein
BC kya hogya
Chauhan- bhosdike mere se puch raha hai?
Tere sath etna kuch hua tune bataya?
Daksh- tu pata nahi konsi dunia me rahta hai
BC mile to batau na
Chauhan- ha ab to yehi bolega Tu BC
Aaj bhi apne matlab ke liye phone kiya hoga
Daksh- sale ye bolne se pehle tu mar kyu nahi gaya?
Chauhan- kaam ki baatein kar daksh
Daksh- aaja tujhe maja karata hu
Chauhan- Apne maje apne pass rakh
Daksh- aaja kya pata aakhir baar ho mera
Chauhan- to mar jana chutiye
Acha hi hoga sala dunia se ek chutiya kam hoga
Daksh- theek bro
Vapas aaye to batana
Chauhan- fuck off lavde
Daksh- haha you to Bhai
Fir daksh phone kaat deta hai aur campus chala jata hai
Vaha jake apna engine ka kuch paper work karta hai aur fir vapas campus me ghumne lag jata hai
Vaha Nidhi dikhti hai lekin daksh usse ignore karke aage chala jata hai
Aise hi ek do aur ladkiya dikhti hai jo daksh ke sath pehle se hi thi unhe bhi daksh ignore kar deta hai
In the end saanvi piche se aajati hai
Saanvi- mujhe doond rahe the kya?
Daksh- exam hogaye?
Saanvi- aap to sach me bade bhaiya ban gaye
Ye to puch lo kaisi hu main?
Daksh- guns Chahiye
Saanvi- Nahi Nahi
Bina guns ke bhi puch sakte ho
Daksh- I’m serious
Saanvi- are main bhi bahut serious hu
Daksh- bahut sari bullets bhi chahiye
Aur log bhi
Saanvi- lekin Maine to kuch kiya hi nahi?
Kasam se maine kisi ko nahi mara
Daksh- ab marna padega
Saanvi- kyu ache din ki watt laga rahe ho?
Kuch nahi hoga ab
Daksh- kitne logo ki bali de sakte hai hum yaha?
Saanvi- kitne students hai yaha?
Daksh- usme to main aur tum bhi aajayenge
Saanvi- Bali dene wale ki bali thodi di jati hai
Acha batao kya hua?
Daksh- bhari vipada ki ghadi hai
Saanvi- Hindi me batao
Daksh- Mayank ko bolo Didi ko leke kahi gumne chala jaye
Saanvi- aap hi bol do
Aapki baat jada manenge
Daksh- main bolunga to shak karega
Tum Didi ko convenience kar do kahi jane ke liye
Saanvi- Apne area me sabse jada safe hai
Daksh- risk nahi le sakte
Saanvi- fir samay ki bol dete hai ki uski tabeyat bahut kharab hai
Mere exam hai aur aapka project esliye nahi ja sakte
To Didi aur Mayank bhaiya chale jayenge
Daksh- dimag to hai tere me
Saanvi- bachpan se hi hai
Main kya karu
Daksh- aankh khol ke soya kar kuch dino tak
Saanvi- kyu
Mere pass aap ho na mera dhayan rakhne ke liye
Daksh- mazak ke mood me nahi hu main bilkul bhi
Saanvi- are mere pyaare bhaiya main bhi bilkul mazak ke mood me nahi hu aur aap kyu tension le rahe ho?
Humne etne logo ko dekha hai kuch aur sahi
Aur vaise bhi agar kisi ko marna hai to hum kar bhi kya sakte hai
Daksh- hmm
Thoda dhayan rakhna bas
Saanvi- kon hai vaise?
Daksh- jaldi pata chal jayega
Aur college walo ko bhi ki actual me daksh chaudhry hai kon
Saanvi- Maja aaega matlab
Daksh- tumhra ek Saal aur hai abhi yaha
Saanvi- mere bhaiya bahut rich hai
Hehehe
Daksh- log kya kahenge daksh chaudhry ki behan sirf 12th pass hai
Saanvi- logo ko marna hai kya daksh chaudhry ki behan ke bare me Kuch bol ke?
Daksh- ye bhi hai
Fir ye dono thodi der aur aise hi masti karte hai aur Uske baad saanvi hostel chali jati hai aur daksh Apne flat….
