Life of an Engineer – Update 196 | Adultery | Romance | Thriller

Update-196

To last party me sab ka suhagat hai
Aaj sab mojud the included kiran
Pawan- ab ye semester bhi khatam hogya
Aisa lag raha hai nasha utarte utarte college khatam ho jayega aur hum bc Lund hilate rah jayenge
Karan- tu

Pawan- kya?
Karan- sirf tu Lund hilate rahega bhai
Hum nahi

Arjun- ab companies me bhi gand marani padegi
College me rahte rahte job mil jaye to jada acha hai
Daksh- kiran ko bol vo apni company me rakh legi
Daksh bakchodi karte hue bola

Hritik- abe esse to vaise bhi mil jayegi
Gand to humare jaise normal students ki fatati hai
Pawan- teri to ruhi ne pehle hi bahut chhodi kar di hai
Ab esse jada nahi fat sakti

Ruhi- teri bhi kar du?
Daksh- ruhi eske yehi shok hai
Ha kar dega mat bol esko

Pawan- behanchod tum dono ne project ka naam submit kara diya?
Daksh aur Arjun ek sath HA

Jaise hi unhone ha bola sab unki taraf gurne lage
Kyuki kisi ne bhi expect nahi kiya tha ki ye dono ko abhi kuch pata bhi hoga
Vo to ye soch ke khush ho rahe the ki gand maregi to dekh ke maja aayega

Karan- ye kaise hogya?
Arjun- gandu tu mere hi group me hai
Tune hi submit kiya hai

Karan- are bc main bhul hi gaya tha
Hritik – aur tune?

Daksh- hod mere tau ka ladka hai( Desi slang)
Apna kaam khud kar deta hai
Pawan- fir to gand bhi deni padti hogi?

Daksh- ha teri
Ruhi- Daksh tu kya karega college ke baad?

Daksh- depend karta hai
Ruhi- kis par?

Daksh- jinda rahunga ya nahi
Hritik- manusiyat mat faila bc

Daksh- sorry shaktiman
Ruhi- kiran tum kyu etni chhup ho?
Koe problem?

Kiran- nahi koe problem nahi hai
Daksh- kiran koe marne wala hai Kya?

Arjun- lavde kya bol raha hai?
Daksh- main to bas puch raha hu
Mujhe Laga koe marne wala hai

Ab Daksh kuch bole aur uska matlab na nikle aisa to ho nahi sakta
Aur ye kiran Arjun dono bahut ache se samjh gaye the lekin kisi ne aage kuch bola nahi

Pawan- Daksh apan dono Pablo Escobar ban jate hai
Main banaunga tu bechna
Daksh- idea bilkul bura nahi hai lekin Escobar ne apne hi cook ko thook diya tha

Pawan- behanchod
Hritik – joke aside
Daksh Kya socha hai?

Daksh- kuch nahi bhai
Pehle jo karna hai vo to kar lu fir baad me dekhte hai
Ruhi- aur Kya karna hai?

Arjun- apni maa ko barbaad
Daksh- Arjun goli maar dunga agar dobara usse meri maa bola to
Daksh bahut serious way me bola

Arjun- maar de to
Sach chhup to nahi jayega
Daksh- poke mat kar mujhe
Result tu janta hai

Ruhi- oh guys calm down
Har time marne maarne ki baat karte rahte ho
Be a man yaar
Pawan- pussy wali dick banane ko bol rahi hai

Ruhi- tu marega ek din mere hatho
Karan- main to shadi karke 15-20 bache paida karunga bc

Daksh- waw bc lekin main bina shadi ke hi karunga
Kiran ko dekh ke bola Arjun ki jhate sulgane ke liye

Pawan- mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki aaj yaha ladae ho sakti hai?
Daksh- mujhe bhi bilkul aisa hi lag raha hai

Kiran- main ek startup ki soch rahi thi agar kisi ko aana hoto
Ruhi- kaisa startup

Daksh- condom banane ka
Ruhi- Daksh chhup rah na yaar

Kiran- AI se related hai
Daksh- artificial pussy ban jayegi?

Ruhi- ha tujhe aajkal artificial ki jarurat hi lag rahi hai
Daksh- I’m just asking

Arjun- Daksh bolne to de usse
Daksh- tu mujhe pichle kuch dino se sahi nahi lag raha hai

Arjun- maine kya kiya?
Daksh- vohi bol raha hu bhai
Kuch mat karna
Main dosti nahi dekhunga

Arjun- vo to tune kabhi dekhi hi nahi
Ruhi- guys please….

Lekin Daksh ruhi ko rok deta hai

Daksh- tujhe mere se kuch jada hi problem ho rahi hai aajkal
Arjun- galatfami ka main kya kar sakta hu

Daksh- nahi to bol na
Hua kya hai?
Mujhe Laga humne sab sort kar liya tha
Arjun- sab sorted hi hai

Daksh- nahi hai
Tu bol raichand ko call kyu kiya tha
Kiran- raichand ko?
Arjun tumne raichand ko call kiya tha

Pawan- bc ye kya ho raha hai?
Arjun- meri life main kisi ko bhi kuch bhi karu tujhe kyu batau?

Kiran- Arjun tumhe nahi call karna chahiye tha
Arjun- maine nahi kiya
Usne kiya tha

Daksh- baad me tune bhi kiya
Aur I’m sure ki 10 minutes tak wrong number par baat nahi hoti
Arjun- tu mera number trace kar raha hai?

Kiran- Arjun tum kyu bich me pad rahe ho?
Ye dono insaan nahi hai aur tum bich me sirf pisoge
Karan- aaram se baat kar lete hai bhai
Kyu maarne pe tule ho

Arjun- Daksh tu mujh par shak kar raha hai?
Daksh- main sirf ye puch raha hu tune call kyu kiya

Arjun- uska pehle aaya tha
Kitni baar bolu main
Daksh- vo to sab ko karegi mere se related jo jo hai lekin tune kyu kiya

Arjun- he wanted me to join raichand group esliye
Kiran- ohh please Arjun
Pagal wali baat na karo

Daksh- there will be no raichand group in future
Arjun- Daksh na main gunda hu aur na main teri ya eski(kiran) ki tarah bahut ameer hu
Mujhe meri family ko support karna hai

Daksh- tu raichand group me nahi jayega
Job chahiye na?
Tu naam le de kisi bhi company ka aur kisi bhi post ka
Main kara dunga
Lekin raichand nahi
Arjun- har jagah tera ahsaan lena jaruri hai?

Daksh- to tune ha kar di?
Kiran- Arjun try to understand
Please mat karo
Mere sath aajao
Please

Arjun- maine decide kar liya hai
Daksh- ok then
Ab jo hoga usse mujh par mat dalna

Arjun- aaj tak tujh par dala hai kya maine?
Mere liye tu dost nahi bhai hai
Aur tere liye main dost nahi ek payda hu tere plan me
Ruhi- yaar ab bas bhi karo
Kyu party kharab kar rahe ho

Daksh- what is all this about man?
I mean seriously?
Tu ek upper middle class family se belong karta hai aur fir ye sab?
Arjun- tu to sab ke bare me sab kuch janta hai to reason bhi pata hoga tujhe?

Daksh- nahi pata esliye hi puch raha hu
Dosto par jasusi nahi karaye maine
Arjun- fir tujhe ye kaise pata chal gaya ki maine raichand se baat ki hai ya nahi?

Daksh- maine kisi se nahi pucha aur na pata karne ko bola tere bare me
Mujhe raichand ke bare me sab pata hai aur esliye hi ye pata chala
Agar tujhe lagta hai main tera bhi use kar raha hu to ye bhi theek
Sayad main khud ko dikha hi nahi paya tum logo ko
Hritik- Daksh I think hume es topic ko yehi chhod dena chahiye

Daksh- nahi nahi
Aaj tum log puch lo jo puchna hai
Main yehi hu aur sab kuch sach sach bataunga
Pucho
Arjun- mujhe kuch nahi janana

Daksh- ab maine bola na main sab sach bataunga
To puch
Daksh ne gusse me bola

Yaha sirf kiran hi dari hue thi kyuki sabse achi tarah Daksh ko vohi janti thi
Baki sab to bas sad the ki ye sab ho raha hai

Daksh- puchhooooo
Arjun- bata fir
Sab kuch
Starting se end tak
Aur tune bola hai tu juth nahi bolega

Kiran- Arjun please leave it na
Daksh- nahi aaj esse puchne de aur mujhe batane de…..