Update-186
Daksh aur pooja body bana rahe the aur es time tak dono serious the
Daksh koe bakchodi nahi kar raha tha aur pooja to rahti hi chhup thi
Pooja- Daksh mujhe lagta hai es design me thoda change karna padega
Daksh- fir to tumhe bahut galat lagta hai
Ye mera design hai aur ye perfect hai
Pooja- tumne hardware par etna dhayan de diya ki software ko bhul hi gaye
Daksh- ha to
Pooja- lekin es hardware ke level ka nahi hai
Khud bhi fatega aur dusro ko bhi fadega
Daksh- fadne ka kaam to mera hai
Pooja- shut up aur focus karo
Daksh- I will check it out
Pooja- nahi tum flexibility dekho
Mujhe kam knowledge hai uski
Ye main kar lungi
Daksh- to fir main dream 11 par team bana lu?
Pooja- Daksh seriously?
Maine bola flexibility check karlo
Aur nashe kam kiyo karo
Daksh- tum sath me ho to vaise hi bahut nasha ho jata hai
Pooja- tumse esse acha expect kar rahi thi main
Daksh- bada kiya hota to kya baat thi
Pooja irritate hoke main ja rahi hu
Khud kar lo
Daksh- are sorry sorry
Main to bas mazak kar raha tha
Pooja- ab kaam bhi kar le fir?
Daksh- ha ha karo
Tum hi time waste kar rahi thi etne der se
Pooja ne Daksh ko ignore mara aur fir dono kaam karne lag gaye
Pooja sach me bahut intelligent thi sayad Nidhi se bhi jada
****** Daksh
Kahi se ek aawaz aaye aur Daksh aur pooja dono ne sath me mud ke dekha
Vaha khushi khadi thi
Pooja to usse pahchanti nahi thi aur Daksh bhul kaise sakta tha
Daksh- ayyyyeeee khushi vapas aagaye meri zindagi me
Khushi- kuch baat karni thi
Daksh- khushi doge to kar lo nahi to mere pass time nahi hai
Pooja- Daksh main jati hu
Tum Bata dena kab free ho
Daksh- are main free hi hu
Ye abhi chali jayengi
Bahut busy rahti thi mujhe gunda banane ki kosis me
Khushi- baat karni thi
Es baar khushi ki aawaz me dard tha jo Daksh ne bahut ache se notice kar liya tha
Daksh- pooja bahut kar li aaj esliye ab khushi ko enjoy kar leta hu
Pooja usse mukka marte hue vaha se chali gaye
Daksh- boliye
Khushi- tumhe pata tha na?
Daksh- kya?
Khushi- baat mat gumao
Daksh- mujhe kya pata tha?
Batao to main bataunga na
Khushi- ki main kon hu?
Daksh- aap kon ho eska mujhe kaise pata chalega
Khushi- aur kisko tumne pehle baar me aap bola hai?
Mujhe to nahi lagta kisi ko bola hoga
Daksh- matlab?
Maine aap bol diya to main aapke bare me janta hu?
Hua kya hai ye batao pehle
Khushi- tumhe sach much nahi pata tha?
Daksh – pehle ye to batao mujhe kya nahi pata tha?
Khushi- fir tumne mujhe saanvi se kyu bachaya?
Daksh- kyuki galti aap nahi thi esliye
Khushi- galtiya to aur bhi bahut logo ki nahi thi jinko tumne mara
Daksh- chahte kya ho?
Khushi- sach janana
Daksh- konsa sach?
Khushi- main kya lagti hu tumhri?
Daksh- mujhe kya pata?
Khushi- you know everything
Daksh-mujhe nahi pata
Khushi- nahi pata ya batana nahi chahte
Daksh- chalo deal karte hai
Khushi- kaisi deal?
Daksh- you help me open this cube and I will answer every question you ask
Khushi- ye mujhse nahi tumse khulega
Daksh- mujhse nahi khul raha
Khushi- than you’re missing something
Daksh- jo mujhe nahi pata ki main kya miss kar raha hu
Khushi- nashe se bahar aake try karo sayad kuch ho jaye
Daksh- main to sober hu
Khushi- khud se juth nahi bolna chahiye
Try this when you’re sober and it will open
Daksh- agar nahi hua to?
Khushi- try karke dekho
Ek din to lag jayega tumhe sober hone me to main ek din baad hi aaunga sare jawab mangane
Aur khushi vaha se chali gaye aur Daksh soch me pad gaya ki kya vo ek din bina nashe ke zinda bhi rah payega?
Bahut tough time tha apne londe ka
Kyuki nasha aur cube dono bahut important the Daksh ke liye
Ab dekhna ye hai ki Daksh kisse choose karta hai
Ab sala kaam to hone se raha to Daksh lab se bahar chala gaya aur Rocky ko phone mila diya
Rocky- ha bhai
Daksh- behanchod tujhse abhi tak khushi ke maa baap nahi uthaye gaye hai?
Rocky- bhai aapne hi to mana kiya tha?
Daksh- lavde maine kab mana kiya
Rocky- bhai aapka hi to call aaya tha usse raat bole rahne de koe jarurat nahi hai unhe uthane ki
Daksh- maine kab call kiya tujhe?
Konse nashe karne lag gaya hai bc tu?
Rocky- bhai maine kuch nahi kar rakha tha
Aapne hi mujhe bola tha ye
Daksh- bc dimag kharab mat kar
Gand tod dunga
Rocky- acha sorry bhai
Main aaj hi utha leta hu
Daksh- aur aaj hi pata kar kon hai khushi aur uska past
Rocky- jee bhai
Daksh- aur bc nashe kam kiya kar
Rocky- bhai main to kabhi karta hi nahi hu
Daksh- to karna suru kar de kya pata nahi karta esliye bakchodi karta rahta hai
Eske baad Daksh phone kaat deta hai aur khade Lund ko leke edhar udhar gumne lagta hai es umeed me ki koe shant kar de
Kuch nahi milta bechare ko bas pratibha ma’am laal saree me dikh jati hai
Bc hot ma’am vo bhi red Saree me to sare londo ki dreams hoti hai
Lekin ma’am ne bahut ache se apne aapko carry kar rakha tha kyuki bilkul bhi show off nahi ho raha tha
Ma’am Daksh ke pass hi aajati hai
Ma’am- kaisi chal rahi hai padhae?
Daksh- badiya ma’am
You looking nice….
Ma’am – tareef karna bhi nahi aata?
Daksh- ma’am jo hai vo hai
Ma’am – ek competition hone wala hai college me agar tum participate karna chaho
Daksh- kaisa competition?
Ma’am – tech fest me hai
Daksh- apne college me Tech fest bhi hote hai?
Ma’am – haha jee hai hote hai
Daksh- sorry ma’am not interested
Ma’am – dekh lo
Your car can help you in winning the first position
Daksh- I’m already at the top and I know that ma’am
Mujhe prove karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Ma’am – Mrs. Raichand is organizing this year
She is a very big name Daksh
Career ban sakta hai
Raichand ka naam sunte hi Daksh ka dimag ghum gaya
Vo halke gusse me
Daksh- ma’am raichand ko main apne pairo par rakhta hu
Koe aukat nahi hai uski mere samne
Ma’am – Daksh language
Thodi tez aawaz me
Daksh- ma’am agar raichand college me aagaye to main raichand ke sath es pure college ko aag laga dunga
Ma’am – kyu
Raichand se kya problem hai tumhe?
She is also recruiting final year students this year
Daksh- she is gonna die really soon
Aur raichand empire mera hai
Saanvi- nahi mera hai
Piche se haste hue saanvi aagaye
Saanvi- hello ma’am
Ma’am – hello saanvi
Saanvi- ma’am kal humare ladae hogaye thi esliye mere mom ke bare me gussa hai ye
Sorry ha
Maam- no issue
Esko bolo thoda gussa kam hi kara kare
Saanvi- ma’am vo to nahi hoga lekin aaj aap bahut hot lag rahi hai
Ma’am- pitna hai Kya tum dono ko?
Daksh- maine kya bola?
Ma’am – socha to tumne
Chalo bye
Daksh soch lena agar participate karna hai to
Fir ma’am chali jati hai
Saanvi- kis se kya baat karni hai ye bhi nahi pata Kya aapko?
Daksh- kyu mood ki asi tasi kar rahi hai?
Saanvi- maine kya bola?
Daksh- khushi ki history geography pata karde and I will give you whatever you wants
Saanvi- acha jee?
Lekin vo to nahi de paoge aap
Daksh- kya chahiye?
Saanvi- main sabke samne bhaiya kah kar baat kiya karungi aapse
Majur hai to theek nahi to bye bye
Daksh- manjur
Saanvi- kya?
Daksh- ha manjur
Tu behan hi to hai meri
Saanvi- sachi?
Pehle to bahut gussa karne lag jate the
Daksh- abhi kar raha hu?
Saanvi- nahi bhaiya
Hehehehehe
Daksh- ab kaam karo
Saanvi- I will try BHAIYA
Daksh- try nahi pata karo
Saanvi- okay BHAIYA
Daksh- ab kya hai?
Saanvi- kuch nahi BHAIYA
Bas acha lag raha hai
Daksh- jaldi pata kar
Fir hume lashe bhi bhichani hai
Saanvi- theek hai BHAIYA
Daksh- pagal
Aur vaha se chala gaya…..

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