Update-184
Daksh ne body ka design complete kar liya tha ab bas usse gand marvake banani thi
Ye kaam uske akele se to hone se raha esliye usse ab help ki jarurat thi lekin help le kisse ye sabse bada sawal tha
Vaise log to bahut the lekin bina question kiye badiya kaam kare aisa kon milega
Daksh ye sochte sochte lake par chala gaya aur phukne laga
Thodi der baad vaha Pawan aagya
Daksh- aur be gandu aaj akele akele
Pawan- to bc kya pura gaon leke gumo sath
Daksh- gand me le sakta hai to sath lene me kya harz hai?
Pawan- mood ki maa behan mat chhod
Daksh- kya hua?
Pawan- kya hoga?
Kuch nahi
Daksh- ab batayega ya gand par laat khayega?
Pawan- gand par laat
Daksh- theek fir jaldi se doggy style me aaja
Pawan- Daksh yaar maal pila bakchodi na kar
Daksh- aaj kal ke bache bc chhoti chhoti baaton se aise udash ho jate hai jaise unki zindagi hi udd gaye ho
Pawan- ohh behan ke Lund
Jada mat bol
Aur bc tu bhi aaj kal ka hi bacha hai
Daksh- dekh Ladki nahi de rahi to bata main le lunga
Pawan- ha bc aur aata hi kya hai tujhe
Dusro ki bandiyo ko chodne ke alava
Daksh- esme ek nasha hai tu nahi samjhega chhoti luli wale
Pawan- ye nasha tujhe mubarak
Daksh- baki Lund kaha hai?
Pawan- apni apni chut me ghuse hue honge
Daksh- tera breakup kab hua?
Pawan- lavde tujhe kuch yaad rahta bhi hai?
Aur bc main kya bol raha hu?
Daksh- are bc tera breakup hogya aur mujhe pata bhi nahi chala
Chal beta party de
Pawan- loda fek ke na maru sidha tere muh me
Daksh- bakchodi mat kar party de
Pawan- party ho chuki
Jab tu kisi ki bandi chhod raha tha tab hum party kar rahe the
Daksh- ye bhi theek hai
Pawan- class nahi chalna?
Daksh- maine kabhi miss ki hai class?
Pawan- bc kitni sareef Ladki hai vo
Sale kisi ko najar utha ke dekhti tak nahi hai aur tu bc purana papi
Jane de be usko
Daksh- maine kya kiya bc?
Sath batha hi to tha
Pawan- tujhe bas uski chhadi me ghusna hai aur kuch nahi hai
Daksh- chal ye bhi maan leta hu lekin mere pyaar par sawal mat utha
Pawan- sale tere jaise logo ki vajah se pyaar badnaam ho raha hai
Dono class ki taraf jate hue baat kar rahe the
Daksh- main kisi se do baat kya kar lu bc sab ki sulag jati hai
Pawan- tu hai hi esi layak
Daksh- beta jo karna hai kar le esko to chhod ke hi rahunga
Pawan- main kyu kuch karunga?
Jo bc tera man kare vo kar
Mujhe Lund fark nahi padta
Daksh- to etni der se gyan kyu chhod raha hai?
Pawan- facts bata raha tha
Apni jaise Ladki dund na bc
Kyu kisi innocent ke sath khel raha hai
Daksh- facts
Class me ghuste hue Daksh bola
Pawan- thank you mere bhai
Daksh- are bhai hai mera
Aur fir jake pooja ke pass bath gaya
Pawan bc gusse me muh banate hue piche chala gaya
Mahesh sir- Daksh tum galat jagah bathe ho
Daksh- nahi sir
Main bilkul sahi hu
Yakeen nahi hota to kiran ya Nidhi se puch lo
Kiran aur Nidhi apna apna naam sun ke chook jati hai aur Daksh ko ghur ghur ke dekhne lagti hai
Sir- chhodo tujhse kuch bolna hi bekar hai
Aur padhane lagta hai
Vahi Daksh pooja ke sath mangal karne ki kosis karne lagta hai
Pooja jaise sareef Ladki etni jaldi to Daksh ke hath lagegi nahi
Bc bahut mahnat karayegi aur fir bhi sure nahi hai ki mile hi na bhi mile aisa bhi ho sakta hai
Dusri side
Bahubali- ma’am mohini ma’am kahi nahi mil rahi
Raichand- uske ghar dekha?
Bahubali- ghar aaye thi vo
Kuch packing karke turant nikal gaye
Raichand- kaha?
Bahubali- ye to nahi pata ma’am
Unka phone vagra sab yahi hai
Raichand- desh chhod ke to nahi bhag gaye?
Bahubali- ye to nahi pata ma’am
Raichand- bahu usko dundo
Main Daksh ko akele nahi jhel paungi
Uska gussa divide hona bahut jaruri hai
Bahubali- ma’am maine apni taraf se sari jagah dund li
Ab aap batao kaha jana hai
Raichand- vo kisi safe jagah chhup ke bath gaye hai aur mujhe pura yakeen hai ki jaldi vo bahar nahi niklegi
Bahubali- ab kya kare fir?
Raichand- local gang ko offer de do
Kisi bhi tarah mujhe mohini chahiye
Bahubali- okay ma’am
Aur phone kat jata hai
Ab raichand ki jada fatne lag gaye thi
Usne mohini ko do reason ke liye hi apne sath rakh rakha tha
Pehla ki vo mohini ke kande par bandook rakh ke chala sake aur dusra agar vo fail hue to Daksh ka kahar dono me bat jaye
Raichand ko pura ka pura tourcher na jhelna pade
Ab mohini ja chuki thi aur raichand ke pass koe counter plan bhi nahi tha
Matlab gand mari jayegi raichand ki akele ki
Ek man to raichand ka kiya ki vo bhi bhag jaye lekin sala aise jagah kaha hai jaha Daksh usse doond na paye
Ab ya to lad ke chude ya bina lade
Chudna to tha hi raichand ko Daksh se
Esse bhi duvidha me chhod dete hai aur hum Daksh ki janeman mohini ki taraf chalte hai
Hello Mrs. Roy ek awaz aaye aur mohini ka tatti nikal gaya
Kyuki uske samne Mayank batha tha
Mayank- bath jao
Jaan se marne nahi aaya hu lekin ha kuch aur jarur maar sakta hu
Mohini darte darte samne soffe par Mayank ke samne bath gaye
Mayank- bahut pasina aa raha hai aapko
Tabeyat to thik hai na?
Mohini kuch nahi boli
Mayank- yamraj se koe bach saka hai jo aap bachne ki kosis kar rahe ho?
Mohini- kya chahiye tumhe?
Mohini darte hue boli
Mayank- izzat to Daksh hi lega
Uske alava aur kuch hai to batao
Mohini- raichand ke raaz
Mayank- jaldi jaldi batao
Kaan khule hai mere
Mohini- badle me mujhe kuch chahiye
Mayank- kya chahiye?
Mohini- Daksh kabhi mere pass nahi aayega
Mujhe touch tak nahi karega
Agar usse mujhe marna bhi hoga to bhi vo mujhe bina touch kiye bahut door se marega
Mayank- na ye nahi ho sakta
Daksh ke taraf se main vada nahi kar sakta
Mohini- soch lo
Ye Etna bada raaz hai ki Daksh ki zindagi badal dega
Mayank- fir to etna bada raaz aap apne pass hi rakho
Main Daksh ko bejh deta hu
Vo apne aap nikalva lega aapse
Daksh ka naam sunte hi mohini ka sareer kaap utha
Vo hath jod ke jameen par Mayank ke samne bath gaye aur usse request karne lagi
Mohini- please mujhe Daksh se bacha lo
Tum jo kahoge vo main karungi
Tumhre sath sone ko bhi razi hu bas Daksh se bacha lo
Uska naam rooh kapa deta hai
Mayank- hahahhaha
Mayank aur Daksh me koe fark nahi hai janeman
Bhai hai vo mera
Mohini- fir tum yaha kya kar rahe ho?
Jao aur bejh do Daksh ko aur lootne do meri izzat
Mayank- main to ye dekh raha tha ki tu karne kya wali hai
Mujhe kya pata tha ki Daksh ne etni buri gand faad rakhi hai
Lekin dukh nahi hai mujhe
Teri jaisiyo ke sath aisa hi hona tha
Mohini- maine sab raichand ke kahne par kiya tha
Mayank- tune sab apne fayde ke liye kiya tha
Aur bc kab tak juth bolegi ab es juth ka kuch matlab hai?
Ab sun main ja raha hu aur tu chhup le jitna chhupna hai aur intezaar karna ki ek din Daksh aayega aur kutta bana dega
Mayank vaha se uth ke jane laga
Mohini- Daksh raichand ka beta nahi hai
Mayank ke pair jaha the vahi par ruk gaye
Ye ek jhatka tha bahut bada Mayank ke liye aur Daksh ke liye kitna bada jhatka hoga eska sayad hi koe anuman laga sakta tha
Mayank- aur game khel rahi hai?
Sudhari nahi na abhi tak
Mohini- ye sach hai
Daksh raichand ka beta nahi hai
Mayank- kiska beta hai fir Daksh?
Mohini- meri sharte maan lo aur main sab bata dungi
Mayank- tu bina shart ke bhi batayegi
Aur gun nikal ke mohini ke pet me ghusa di
Mohini- Mayank tum abhi bache ho
Maine Daksh ka torcher saha hai aur usse zinda bachi hu
Tum mera muh meri marji ke bina nahi khulva sakte
Mayank- Daksh ne tujhe zinda chhoda kyuki Daksh tujhe zinda rakhna chahta tha
Tu usse nahi bachi usne tujhe baksa hai samjhi
Aur rahi baat sach nikalne ki
Tu nahi to koe aur muh khulegi
Lekin sach to main pata kar hi lunga
Agar tu abhi bhi game khel rahi hai na to fir tujhe pata chalega ki asli torcher kisse kahte hai
Mohini- aur kisi ko pata hi nahi hai
Tum kuch nahi jaan paoge
Mayank- fir Daksh jaan lega
Jab teri sareer ki ek ek khaal nikalega na vo tab jaban apne aap chalne lagegi
Main pyaar se puch raha hu tab nautanki ho rahi hai na
Tu bc ruk yaha
Tujhe batata hu kya hota hai jab koe hum dono se jaban ladata hai…..

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