Update-180
Saanvi- what had happened with you two?
Mayank- haha Daksh tumhe kabhi kuch batayega nahi esliye mujhse puch rahi ho?
Saanvi- hehehe
But aap jada pyaare ho esliye puch liya maine to
Mayank- Daksh bhi aise hi bolta hai jab usse kam nikalvana ho
Saanvi- ye sab aapse etna jada kyu related hai aur most importantly kaise?
Mayank- tumhri mom ne attack kiya tha jiski vajah se meri ungli kat gaye thi thodi si
usse ungli dikhate hue bolta hai
Saanvi- kyu kiya tha attack?
Mayank- kyuki usse pata nahi tha ki vo hum par attack kar rahe hai
Mayank- beta Daksh samne sirf abhi aane laga hai pehle to vo sirf apna kaam karta tha
Chahe logo ko pata chale ya na chale ki kisne kiya hai
Bas usse kaam karna hota tha
Saanvi- ab aisa kya hogya?
Mayank- ab vo chahne lag gaya hai ki sab ko pata chalna chahiye ki kisne kiya hai
Aur esliye hi apni identity ko leke ab vo Etna light rahne lag gaya hai
Saanvi- apne aisa kya kiya tha ki mom ne attack karaya?
Mayank- are humne bahut kuch kiya tha
Jiski vajah se bahut loss hua tha usse aur loss bardast nahi karti tumhri mom
Saanvi- esme to kisi ki koe galti nahi hai
Mayank- Daksh ne agar maan liya hai ki tum uske dusman ho to vo galtiya to khade khade nikal dega
Usme to bilkul time nahi lagata vo
Esliye main usse humesha samjhata tha lekin sala vo kabhi samjha hi nahi
Saanvi- dil wale samjhte hai bhaiya
Unko to kuch feel hi nahi hota
Mayank- beta sabse jada feel hi Daksh ko hota hai aur sirf yehi reason hai ki Daksh etna bada jhalad ban gaya
Kyuki use normal insano se jada feel hota hai aur vo show nahi karta
Ander ander sab chhije time ke sath sath lava ka roop le leti hai
Saanvi- ye lava sabko khatam na karde
Mayank- sirf tum bach jaoge baki sab marenge
Saanvi- hehehe sirf trivedi bach jayega
Mayank- ab apne gusse par control rakhna aur koe aur problem mat karna
Saanvi- main problem karti hu?
Muh banate hue
Mayank- ye pure family ki nautanko ki hai
Saanvi- puri family nahi main aur mera bhai
Mayank- to ab apne bhai par kuch jada hi dhayan dena
Kutta bana dega ab vo sabko dekh lena
Saanvi- sab hai hi esse layak
Mayank- har koe es layak nahi hota saanvi
Saanvi- aap kam film dekha karo
Mayank aur saanvi thodi der aur masti karte hai fir usse airport chhod deta hai
Edar Daksh hod ke samne khada tha
Hod- ye sab Kya hai?
Tum expel bhi ho sakte ho?
Daksh- aap mujhe expel nahi kar sakte ho aur sach to ye hai ki app sirf meri tarif kar sakte ho aur vohi karoge
Hod- you’re blackmailing me?
Daksh- sir jo samjhna hai samjh lo
Mere naam se aapko publicity milegi
Esliye college walo ko bolo meri kharab image ko thik karne me dimag lagaye
Vohi unke liye acha hai
Hod- college administration will not interfere in any of your shit
Daksh- marji hai aapki
Vaise bhi mujhe aapki nahi aapko meri jarurat hai
Agar aapko free publicity chahiye to mera naam saaf karna suru kar do
Sir nothing personal
Hum dono ko ek dusre se fayda milega tabhi to hum ek dusre ke liye kuch karenge na?
And I know college wale mana nahi karenge esliye apne dono ka aur waqt kharab nahi karenge
Daksh- thank you sir
Aur Daksh bina kuch sune vaha se chala gaya
Daksh apne full form me aa chuka tha ab usse sabko chhodna tha chahe vo koe bhi ho
College se bahar nikalte hi Daksh uncle ki dukan par chai sutta marne chala gaya
Usse jada nahi lekin thoda ajeeb to lag raha tha kyuki log usse thoda door ho rahe the
Pehle bhi Daksh ke jada kareeb nahi aate the but ab dusri baat thi
Daksh ne notice to kar liya tha lekin usne kuch bola nahi vo chhup chhap uncle ke pass gaye aur chai cigarette maarne laga
Vaha se Daksh Jaldi hi nikal gaya kyuki Arjun ka phone aagya tha aur vo sab ek jagah bakchodi kar rahe the esliye Daksh vaha chala gaya
Vo jagah thi Canteen
Vaha bhi Daksh ke sath same hi ho raha tha
Daksh- aaj kya hogya college walo ko?
Ruhi- kya Hua?
Daksh- tu pehle bol le bc baat puri karne degi tab to pata chalega
Hritik- bol na bc
Dimag kha raha
Daksh- ye MC sab mujhe ghoor kyu rahe hai?
Karan- celebrity ban gaya bc tu to
Kash thodi pehle ban jata to line laga deta bc main
Pawan- aur kitni line lagaye bhai tu?
Vaise hi aadhe college ko bc tum dono pel chuke ho
Arjun- abe aadha nahi ye lodu pure ko hi chhod chuke hai
Karan- jal raha hai kuch?
Pawan apna pichwada dikhana
Sayad smell aa rahi hai vaha se
Pawan- gand mara le bc
Daksh- behan ke lode maa chhod dunga agar vapas meri taraf dekha to
Daksh behad gusse me kisi ko bolta hai jo baar baar usse dekh rahe the
Ruhi- shant hoja mere sher
Daksh- bhosdiwala aise dekh raha hai jaise eske maa chhod di ho maine
Gand me kutab minar gused dunga madarchod ke agar dobara mere taraf dekhne ki socha bhi to
Pawan- bc kya stamina hai
Tera kutab minar gusane ka aur uska ghusvane ka
Kamaal bc
Daksh- main ja raha hu
Bc dimag kharab kar rahe hai sab
Arjun- ek aadh din ki baat hai
Kyu apne mood ko chhod raha hai?
Daksh- beta tera chodunga mood to
Kuch jada hi chalne lag gaya hai
Arjun- maine kya kiya bc
Daksh- vo tujhe pata hai
Ab bakvash mat kar aur chhup hoja
Nahi to teri gand sutegi sabse pehle
Karan- kya hogya be
Bc kabhi shanti se mat rahna
Esse acha to first year thi bc
Pawan- kal se college bc
Hritik- esme khush hone ka kya hai?
Daksh- ek second final me kya college?
Pawan- beta 7th semester me hota hai college
8th me nahi hota
Arjun- ye kya bakchodi hai?
Hume to kisi ne kuch bataya hi nahi
Pawan- sab ko pata hota hai
Daksh/arjun- nahi hume to Lund nahi pata tha
Ruhi- tum dono ko ek hi chhij pata hoti hai
Daksh- kya bc
Karan- Lund
Daksh- bakchodi kara lo bc pure din
Raat ko daru le aana
Main ja raha hu abhi
Hritik- kaha ja raha hai?
Daksh- main busy person hu
Tere jaise free ka time nahi hai mere pass waste karne ka
Fir Daksh vaha se chala jata hai apne flat aur ek joint jala ke bath jata hai
Uske samne bahut sare papers bhikhre pade the aur vo door se hi sab ko scan kar raha tha
Ab ye kya tha ye to sirf Daksh hi janta tha lekin jin hisaab se Daksh dekh raha tha us hisaab se to kuch important hi lag raha hai
Daksh fukta raha aur sab papers check karta raha
Kafi der baad Mayank ka phone aagya
Daksh- important ho tabhi bolna
Mayank- ha ab bahut time hai na mere pass
Daksh- jaldi bol
Mayank- abdul ka kya karna hai?
Daksh- tu kuch mat kar sirf najar rakh
Baki usko to main misaal banaunga mc ke bache ko jisse sab ko pata chale ki kon lad kis se rahe hai
Mayank- Daksh matter solve hogya na to sala esse khichne ka kya matlab?
Daksh- mujhe to khichna hai
Tujhe problem hai to gand mara
Mayank- kisse?
Daksh- jisse sala tera man kare
Mayank- mujhe ek banda to chahiye atleast
Bc har baar tuhi kyu maje kare?
Daksh- konsa chahiye?
Mayank- cbi wala to buddha hogya usme maja nahi aayega
Abdul ko tune le liya to bacha inspector
Daksh- utha le fir
Puch kyu raha hai
Maa chhod de bc ke
Mayank- Daksh
Daksh- ab aur bhi kuch Bach gaya kya?
Mayank- bc mujhe ye bata ki company hum dono ne start ki to naam sirf d kyu hai?
Daksh- tu es bakchodi ke liye mera time kharab kar raha hai?
Mayank- jo hai vo bata raha hu
Daksh- bhai naam change karle
D ki jagah Lund jhaat chut Mayank jo company rakhni hai rakh le
Bas time bahut kimati hai usse kharab mat kar
Uske baad thodi bakchodi ke baad Daksh phone kaat deta hai aur Daksh vapas kaam me lag jata hai
Ganja ne gand faad rakhi thi lekin fir bhi kaam karta raha
Rukne ka koe matlab hi nahi banta uske zindagi me
Jab aadhi raat hogaye tab Daksh bina t shirt ke muh me joint daal ke ghar ke bahar nikala
Usse kaam to kuch nahi tha lekin vo aise hi bakchodi kar raha tha ki sayad koe Ladki mil jaye to uska sukha khatam hojaye
Lekin bc Kabir Singh ban ke bhi uska kuch nahi hua aur vo chhup chhap vapas aagya
Aate hi Karan ko phone kar diya
Karan- madarchod tu to aane wala tha aaj?
Daksh- Ladki milegi kya?
Karan- konsi Ladki bc?
Daksh- abe koe bhi chalegi
Karan- main tujhe dalla lag raha hu bc?
Daksh- yaar bata dena bc jab se kand hua hai tab se koe mera phone hi nahi utha rahi
Karan- bhai maine sab chhode time hogya
Daksh- contacts to honge na
Dila de yaar kisi ki
Karan- abe chutiya jaise sakal hai eska matlab ye nahi hai ki baatein bhi chutiya jaise hi karega
Aise koe nahi deti samjha
Daksh- tu dila raha hai ya yuhi bakchodi karega?
Karan- main number bejh deta hu
Baat kar ke dekh le kuch ho jaye to
Bc mera naam mat le diyo nahi to gand me taja taja tatti bhar dunga
Daksh- gand me tatti hi hota hai
Karan- main aur bhar dunga
Daksh- bc jaldi bejh number
Apan ko bas pani nikalna hai
Uske baad Karan usse kuch number bejhta hai lekin Daksh se kuch nahi ho pata esliye bechara shanti se maal fuk ke hi kaam chalane laga….

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