Update-175
Aaj college ki chhutiya khatam hogaye thi aur students vapas aane lag gaye the
Esliye hi college me ab thodi chahal kadami hone lag gaye the
Daksh ko to kuch fark hi nahi pad raha tha kyuki vo apne kaam me laga hua tha aur na usse ye pata tha ki aaj sab vapas aa rahe hai
Aur na usse es baat ka pata tha ki aaj bomb fatne wale hai
Abhi to fir bhi shanti thi lekin aaj ki raat ki raunak hi kuch aur hoti hai
Vaise to evil par good ki jeet hoti hai aaj lekin yaha evil par evil ki hi hone wali thi
Arjun aur baki sab Daksh ko hi doond rahe the lekin vo unhe mil nahi raha tha aur na phone pick kar raha tha
Daksh to apne last stage ko pura karne ke liye Laga hua tha
Arjun- abe ye Lund kaha hai?
Pawan- mujhe to lag raha hai kahi gusa raha hai apna lund
Hritik- bc phone to utha sakta hai na
Yaha college me ghumte ghumte humare gand chhodi hogaye hai aur eska sala koe idea hi nahi hai
Karan- kab hi idea hota hai uska
Ruhi- aaj to usko pakad ke batha lenge aur sare jawab leke hi manege
Arjun- ha aur jaise vo de dega jawab
3 saal se mujhe try karte karte maut aagaye lekin us gandu ne aaj tak kuch bataya hi nahi
Hritik- ruhi sahi bol rahi hai
Es baar pata karna hi hoga
Ye chhoti chhij nahi hue hai es baar
Pawan- bc pura college me ab apna khauf hoga
Sala koe bolne se pehle das baar sochega
Karan- gandu Tera nahi Daksh ka hai vo khauf
Pawan- Daksh ke naam se hum bhi gand masti kar lenge
Vaise bhi khauf kisi ka bhi humko to bakchodi karni hai bas
Arjun- pehle mile to
Pawan- saanvi ko doond
Usse pata hoga
Karan- vo bhi kuch nahi batayegi
Dobara call karna usse
Hritik- tu khud hi karle
Tere gand me kya bavasir ho raha hai
Karan vapas call karta hai lekin Daksh fir nahi attend karta
Actually me Daksh ko pata hi nahi chal raha tha ki koe usse call kar raha hai
Vo apne kaam me etna uljha hua tha ki uska dhayan kisi aur chhij par ja hi nahi raha tha
Karan- nahi utha raha
Ruhi- Canteen me dekhte hai
Pakka samose thus raha hoga
Arjun- Ladki me dimag to hai
Fir ye Canteen jate hai vaha Daksh to nahi milta lekin khud samose thusne lagte hai
Karan- bc aaye to Daksh ko dondne the lekin khud hi khane lag gaye
Arjun- vo milega uski marji se
Bc hum kitni bhi gand mara le hume nahi milne wala vo
Hritik- lab me dekhte hai
Vahi hoga pakka
Ruhi- ye pehle nahi bol sakta tha
Arjun- ha bc ye to dimag me hi nahi aaya
Lab me hoga pakka
Karan- chal fir yaha kyu gand mara rahe ho
Ruhi- are uske liye bhi leke chalte hai samose
Bhukha hi batha hoga
Karan- Hritik ye tere liye kabhi laye hai Kya?
Mujhe to locha lag raha hai bhai baki tu dekh le
Ruhi- tere to ande food dungi main ek din
Fir ye vaha se Daksh ke liye samose pack kara ke lab chale gaye aur Hritik bilkul sahi tha Daksh vahi par akela khud se hi gand mara raha tha
Daksh aisa bikhari lag raha tha na es time par ki bata nahi sakta
Bahut buri halaat ho rakhi thi aisa lag raha tha jaise bahut dino se nahaya nahi ho
Baal bikhre pade the aur matlab gand fati padi thi
Arjun ne pahuchte hi uske piche gand par ek laat mari
Arjun- madarchod kitne der se call kar rahe hai?
Daksh ne unko dekha lekin koe reaction nahi diya
Daksh- Arjun ye wire connect karna
Karan- oh bhosdike wire connect karne nahi aaye
Daksh- Arjun kar na bc
Aur ruhi ke hatho se samose chhin ke khane laga
Arjun- kaha karu?
Daksh- left wale me
Arjun- hogya
Daksh- speed control kar
Arjun- Lund se karu?
Daksh- jis se bhi kar sakta hai usse se kar le
Arjun- speedometer de
Daksh- lele
Daksh- Karan dc ki voltage dekhna
Karan- ye bhosidwale ne aate hi kaam par laga diya
Daksh- Hritik tu power check kar
Fluctuate nahi hone chahiye
Pawan- main kya nachu ab?
Daksh- tu kone me suvar (pig) banane ki kosis kar aur ruhi to naach
Ruhi- muh na tood du main tera
Bada aaya nachane wala
Hritik- sab thik hai
Daksh- to guys are you ready to witness India’s first and most powerful electric engine
Arjun- lodu pehle ban chuka hai
Daksh- ha to yaha gand na maraye
Ye story us time ki hai jab nahi bana tha
Ruhi- chala ke to dikha
Arjun- door hoja ruhi
Nahi to humare sath udati hue sidha hostel pahuch jayegi
Daksh- Arjun start kar
Karan- bhosdike hath me hai tere
Daksh- ha kuch nahi hoga
Tu chala
Hritik- oye chutiye
Fat gaya to tu eske hath fatega
Daksh- es baar nahi fatega
Arjun on kar
Arjun bechara kaapte hatho se switch on karta hai aur apni aankhen band kar leta hai
Usne etni jor se aankhen band kar rakhi thi ki do minutes tak usse kuch realized hi nahi hua
Fir dheere dheere aankhen kholi to vo engine Daksh ke hatho me chal raha tha
Abhi bhi Arjun normal nahi hua tha pata nahi usse abhi bhi thoda dar lag raha tha
Daksh- Arjun pakad esse
Arjun dheere dheere uske pass aaya aur engine ko apne hath me le liye
Daksh ne Karan se speedometer liya aur uski speed change kar kar ke dekhne laga
Vaha bilkul shanti thi kyuki kisi ke muh se kuch nikal hi nahi raha tha
Vaha sabne Daksh ka struggle dekha tha es engine ke liye aur ab jab vo engine ban ke tayar hogya hai to kisi ki jabaan hi nahi chal rahi thi
Sab bas us moment ko feel kar rahe the
Daksh ne jo jo ho sakta tha vo sab kar kar ke dekh liya aur sab sahi se kaam kar raha tha
Pawan- bc aaj ganjhe me doob jayenge
Humare bhai ka engine bana hai bc
Arjun- are madarchod pure college ko daru bhi baha denge
Ruhi- Daksh bata aaj konsi ladki chahiye
Main leke aaungi tere liye
Sab ab bakchodi karne lag gaye the khushi me
Daksh abhi tak kuch nahi bola tha vo bas kuch purani yaadon me khoya hua tha
Hritik daksh ko hilata hai
Hritik- chal aaja daru peete hai bc
Aaj meri taraf se
Daksh- le aao bc aaj sarab
Bana do pure sehar ko sarab ka theka
Daksh kisi raja ki tarah bola
Abhi vo vaha se nikalne hi wale the ki saanvi kahi se bhagti hue vaha aaye
Uski saase buri tarah se ful rahi thi aur aate hi sabse pehle vaha ka gate band kiya
Daksh- dekh bana liya maine engine
Daksh ne notice bhi nahi kiya saanvi ki halaat
Saanvi- agar koe baar baar phone karta hai to uthana bhi hota hai
Saanvi behad gusse me boli
Tab Jake Daksh aur baki sab ka dhayan saanvi ki halaat pe pada
Daksh ne apna phone nikal ke dekha to en chutiyo ke sath sath Rocky Mayank saanvi ki bahut sari missed call padi thi
Daksh- what happened?
Saanvi- aap abhi yaha se nikalo
Piche ke gate se nikal jao
Maine gadi laga di hai
Daksh- hua kya hai?
Saanvi- abhi batane ka time nahi hai
Please aur jaise hi usne Daksh ko piche karne ki kosis ki lab ka gate tuta aur bahut sari police aagaye vaha par
Enme vo Banda bhi tha jo pehle bhi aaya tha Daksh ko arrest karne ke liye
Daksh saanvi se- kya bhasad hue hai?
Police- aaj warrant leke aaye hai
Mr Daksh chaudhary aapko cm ke murder charge ke liye arrest kiya jata hai
Vaha ye dhamaka hua aur sab log kabhi Daksh to kabhi police ko dekhne lage
Daksh- kya proof hai?
Police- proof live chal rahe hai news channel par
Jail me bath ke aaram se dekhna
Sala maine to tujhe bacha samjha tha tu to bahut badi top nikla
Daksh saanvi se warrant kisne diya esko?
Saanvi- court se laye hai
Police- baki baatein baad me hogi
Ab chal aur Daksh ko leke jane lage
Daksh- main to kal bahar aajaunga inspector
Fir kya hoga?
Police- beta etne suboot hai na es baar ki tu age das janam tak bahar nahi aa payega
Daksh- bahar to main ek week me aajaunga
Tu dekhna aur fir sabse pehle tere se hisaab barabar karunga aur tujhe bataunga Daksh chaudhary ki coller par hath dalne ka natiza
Ye sunte hi inspector ne Daksh ki collar chhod di aur hath pakad ke le jane laga
Daksh ne unse ek second li aur saanvi ke kaan me bola
Eska patent kara lena aur ***************
Saanvi- hmm
Aur Daksh vaha se apna cube utha ke police ke sath chala gaya
Bechare ki puri image ki maa behan chud gaye thi
Kyuki sale leke bhi to pure college me guma guma ke gaye the
Edar saanvi ka gussa out of control hogya tha aur Daksh ke jate hi vo sidha airport nikal gaye
Ab uske dimag me sirf ek chehra gum raha tha jo chhikh chhikh ke Daksh ko criminal bata raha tha
Maut aa rahi hai maut aa rahi hai bhag jao jaha bhi bhag sakte ho
Aaj koe nahi bachega aur sala aisa na ho ki saanvi ek raat me hi sari story khatam karde……

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