Update-170
Daksh aur Mayank phone par baat kar rahe the
Daksh- kuch din koe bhasad nahi hone chahiye
Mujhe shanti chahiye bc ek mahine
Mayank- aur ye shanti kaha milegi?
Daksh- kahi bhi mile bc tu leke aayega
Ek mahina mujhe focus karna hai
Stress mat dena bas
Mayank- bhai dekh stress to hoga
Apni kismat me etne ache din nahi aaye hai
Daksh- to lavde tu sambhalna na us stress ko
Ek mahine nahi kar sakta tu?
Mayank- mere pass fauz hai
Kuch bhi hoga to tere pe hoga
Tu bol security chahiye to
Daksh- mujhe kon security dega bc?
Tu sab taraf dhayan rakh
Kahi aag uthe to failne se pehle daba de
Ek baar ye engine ban jaye fir sab ka hissab kar dunga main
Mayank- chal thik
Tension mat le
Main dekh lunga
Daksh- ok ab gand mara
Mayank- tu bhi
Aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai aur vapas engine par kaam karne lag jata hai
Nashe me Daksh aajkal kuch jada hi rahne lag gaya tha aur nind ko to jaise vo bhul hi gaya tha
Jab bhi nind aane ko hoti tabhi ek joint maar leta
Aur firse kaam par lag jata
Vaise to vo kafi aage nikal gaya tha engine banane me
Do baar ke failure se usne bahut kuch sikha bhi tha esliye es baar kafi help ho rahi thi usse
Bas ek chhij ki kami thi aur vo thi chut
Agar mil jati kahi se to thoda mind relax hojata aur abhi college chal nahi rahe the to bechara kuch kar bhi nahi sakta tha
Fir dimag me aaya kiran ki gand faad ke yaha bhula sakta hai uske baad uski hi maar lega
Lekin kuch soch ke vo plan bhi reject kar diya aur vapas kaam karne laga
Aise hi usse kuch din beet gaye aur vo lab se sayad hi bahar aaya hoga
Hagna mutna fukna sab lab me hi kar raha tha
Koe tha nahi to koe dar bhi nahi
Aise hi ek din frustration jada hogaye thi esliye lab se nikal ke lake chala gaya aur vaha khuli hava me fukne laga
Usse kuch der hi hue thi vaha ki piche se ek aawaz aae Daksh?
Daksh us aawaz ko bilkul nahi pahchanta tha aur sayad esliye hi usne mud ke bhi nahi dekha
Lekin usse feel jarur hogya tha ki vo aawaz uske najdik aati ja rahi hai
Daksh- dekh tu jo bhi hai yaha se chala ja
Dimag kharab ho rakha hai yahi patak ke chhod dunga
***** hahaha
Maine yehi expect kiya tha
Aur Daksh ke pass aake bath gaye
Daksh- kon hai tu aur kya chahiye?
****** mera naam khushi hai
Daksh- finally mil gaye mujhe khushi bc
Khushi- hehehe
Daksh- kya chahiye
Khushi- jo tumhe chahiye vohi mujhe chahiye
Daksh- es time to mujhe sex chahiye
Khushi- oh sorry
Vo mujhe nahi chahiye
Daksh- to fir khushi niklo
Khushi- shekar sir ne bejha hai
Daksh apne papa ka naam sunte hi uski taraf dekhne lag gaya
Fir
Daksh- mere dad mar chuke hai
Khushi- ha pata hai
Daksh- to?
Khushi- to ye ki unhe tumhre liye gift parcel karaya tha aur vo tumhe aaj ke din matlab tumhre birthday par milna tha
Daksh- ohh shit aaj mera birthday hai
Mujhe pata hi nahi tha
Khushi- raat ke 12 baj gaye Daksh
Daksh- kya bejha tha unhone?
Khushi- kholne ki permission nahi hai mere pass
Vo to aapko hi dekhna padega
Aur Daksh ko kuch box deti hai
Daksh usse khol ke dekhta hai to usme ek letter tha aur ek sudoku jaisa kuch tha
Daksh- dad mujhe puzzle solve karvana chahte the
Khushi- I have no idea
Daksh- pura naam kya hai tumhra?
Khushi- khushi thakur
Daksh- juth bola to jaan se maar dunga
Khushi- yehi naam hai mera
Daksh- fir se soch lo
Aur maine asli naam pucha hai
Khushi- mera asli naam yehi hai
Daksh- mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai jaise tumhra naam khushi chaudhary hai
Khushi- kyuki aapko galat lag raha hai
Main aapki behan nahi hu
Daksh- maine aisa kuch to bola hi nahi
mummy papa ka kya naam hai?
Khushi- mujhe ye dena tha jo maine de diya
Ab tum apne raste main apne rashte
Daksh- tumhra or I have to say aapka chehra dekha dekha kyu lag raha hai?
Khushi- flirting kisi aur ke sath karna
Daksh- maine sayad jada nashe kar liye hai
Khushi- sayad
Aur vaha se khadi hogaye
Daksh bhi uske sath hi khada hogya aur vo jaise hi Jane ko mudi Daksh ne uska hath pakad ke jor se apni taraf khecha
Daksh gusse me- maine pucha mummy papa ka kya naam hai?
Daksh ke bolne ki tone bilkul badal gaye thithi
Khushi- mujhe sirf ye dena tha
Sir ki antim ichaha yehi thi
Daksh ne ab gun nikal li thi aur khushi par taan di
Daksh- mummy papa ka naam aur address
Ab ladki thodi dar gaye thi aur na vo Daksh ke bare me etna janti thi
Khushi- **** ***** aur address *****
Daksh- bath jao
Aur Daksh thoda piche hat gaya aur ek phone milane laga
Rocky- hello bhai
Daksh- ek address bejh raha hu jake check kar vaha kon rahta hai aur unka naam kya hai aur unke kitne bache hai
Rocky- jee bhai
Aur Daksh address forward kar deta hai fir khushi ke sath hi vapas bath jata hai
Daksh- dekho darne ki koe jarurat nahi hai
Agar tumne sach bola hai to tum yaha se bina kisi taklif ke chali jaogi aur agar juth bola hai to fir taklif puri zindagi tumhra sath nahi chhodegi
Khushi darte hue
Main kuch juth bolungi tumse
Main to tumhe janti bhi nahi hu
Daksh- lekin mere dad ko to janti ho na
Aur sala mere khud ke dosto ko aajtak mere birthday ka nahi pata tumhe kaise pata chal gaya
Khushi- mujhe sir ne hi bola tha
Daksh- jab vo jinda the to khud bhi de sakte the
Etna gol gol ghumane ki kya jarurat thi?
Khushi- mujhe eske bare me kuch nahi pata
Daksh- tumhri aankhen bilkul jani pahchani lagti hai
Lense lagati ho?
Khushi- main badi hu tumse
Kya bolne ki thodi bhi tameez nahi hai?
Daksh- holly shit
Mujhe laga tha main hi sabse bada hu
Lekin yaha to jhatke par jhatke mil rahe hai
Khushi- tum kya bol rahe ho?
Mujhe kuch samjh me nahi aa raha
Daksh- thodi der me aajayega
Rocky ko pahuch jane do bas
Vaise kya karti vo aap?
Khushi- main journalist hu
Daksh- hahaha sahi hai sahi hai
Khushi- esme hasne ki kya baat hai?
Daksh- sorry sorry my bad
Koe baat nahi hai hasne ki
Khushi- mujhe yaha aana hi nahi chahiye tha
Daksh- mere dad ko kaise janti ho?
Khushi- vo humare boss the
Daksh- baby tum oh sorry aap bhul rahi ho ki mere dad ka cars ka Showroom tha
Aur jab vo the tab aap dodh peeti bachi hogi
Khushi- mera matlab mere dad ke boss the
Daksh- ye Ladki bhi maregi aaj mere hatho se
Aap log kyu aate ho mere samne marne
Khushi- main ek vaada nibha rahi hu bas
Daksh- ye achi baat hai
Vaada kabhi nahi todna chahiye
Khushi- fir to tumhe bhi kuch yaad hoga
Daksh- apne sabdo par dhayan do
Vo aapko trouble me daal sakte hai
Khushi- maine bahut kuch dekha hai jindagi me
Daksh- I’m sure about that
Aapne jarur dekha ho mujhe pura yakeen hai es baat ka
Khushi- tumhra bande ne check kar liya ho to main jau?
Daksh- phone aajayega
Vaise bhi etni haseen shyam hai
Batho thodi der humare sath bhi
Khushi- mujhe koe shok nahi hai tumhre sath bathne ka
Daksh- arso baad mujhe khushi mili hai
Etni aasani se nahi jane dunga
Khushi- rok bhi nahi sakte
Daksh- main innocent sa bacha hu esliye pyaar se bol raha hu
Jada nakhre kiya to ek call karunga aur saanvi aajayegi
Fir khud dekh lena
Khushi- raichand ki beti
Daksh- are waw
Etni nafarat raichand se
Humare khub jamegi
Khushi- chaudhary aur raichand me koe fark hai?
Daksh- aapko pata hai Kya fark hai chaudhary aur raichand me
Khushi- mujhe nahi pata aur na mujhe janana hai
Daksh- dad ne kabhi bataya nahi aapke bare me
Khushi- tum bahut bolte ho
Daksh- khushi bathi hai mere sath me aur aap chahte ho main chhup rahu?
Fir vo khushi hi kaisi
Abhi Daksh kuch aur bolta usse pehle hi uska phone bajane laga jo Rocky ka hi tha
Daksh- umeed karo achi khabar de ye nahi to ek kabar khud jayegi yaha par
Daksh- ha bol……

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