Update-166
Baki sab ghar ja chuke the kyuki kiran ne unhe kuch dekhne nahi diya aur fir saanvi sabko airport chhod aaye
Unhe jab tak pata chalta hi asli kya bhasad machi hai sab aapne apne ghar pahuch chuke the
Daksh aur mayank (real) Daksh ke flat me bathe the
Daksh- kya piega?
Mayank- kuch bhi hard pila de
Daksh- kyu stress me aa raha hai?
Mayank- kyuki tujhe fark nahi pad raha
Daksh- padhna chahiye?
Mayank- Daksh ye mazak nahi hai
Bahut serious matter hai
Aur bahut kam waqt ki baat hai jab police warrant leke tere gate par khadi hogi
Daksh- chill maar mere bhai
Unke pass kuch proof nahi hai
Hawa me teer chalane se kuch nahi hota
Mayank- kabhi kabhi vo teer sahi nishane par bhi lag jata hai
Daksh- dekh naya cm apna, Mayor apna, ministers apne
To sala kon dega unhe permission
Mayank- ye politicians hai
Sirf apna fayda dekhte hai
Daksh- ha to humse jada fayda kaha hoga enhe?
Aur vaise bhi fayde ya maut ke bich se kuch chunana padega tab?
Mayank- Daksh humare shadow se hi humare takaat thi
Log darte hi esliye the ki kisi ko kuch nahi pata hota tha kon kaha se aaya kyu aaya aur kya kar gaya
Ab sabko pata chal gaya
Daksh- sab ke man me ek bhram dala gaya hai
Aur bhram bahut jaldi door bhi ho sakta hai
Vaise bhi main ek college student hu kon hi yakeen karega?
Mayank- mafia
Daksh- India ka mafia matlab main aur tu
Ab stress mat le aur na mujhe de
Mayank- aage kya karna hai?
Daksh- abhi kuch mahman aa rahe hai unki khatirdari
Mayank- abe nahi yaar
Es time nahi
Pehle hi bahut bhasad ho gaye hai
Daksh- bhasad thik bhi to vohi karenge
Mayank- gand maar le meri bc
Daksh- maar to leta lekin aise shok nahi hai mere
Mayank- naam kisne leak kiya?
Daksh- kon kar sakta hai etni himmat?
Mayank- mujhe to ek hi naam yaad aa raha hai
Daksh- bas to vohi hai
Mayank- lekin vo aisa kyu karegi?
Daksh- main hi havabaji karke aaya tha
Mujhe laga gusse me bakchodi karegi to maja aaega lekin usne meri soch se jada maje de diye
Mayank- teri gand bhi ek jagah tikti nahi hai na
Daksh- teri tarah boring life to nahi Jee raha main
Mayank- ha ha sab pata hai konse life jee raha hai tu
Daksh- lekin ek baat to hai teri gand aaj bhi akele to fatati hai
Mere sath to bada sher bana firta tha
Mayank- beta tere liye fatati hai
Abhi tak to ye bhi nahi pata involve kon kon hai?
Daksh- naam ki bol raha hai?
Mayank- ha
Kis kis ka naam bahar aaya hoga
Daksh- mere aur tera hi aaega bc
Daksh haste hue bola
Aur sala kisi ko janta kon hai
Mayank- mera to alternate rakh hi rakha hai tune
Daksh- nahi nahi akele akele nahi jaunga
Tujhe leke chalunga bc
Daksh aur Mayank ab masti karne lag gaye the
Mayank- suhagraat par bhi mujhe leke jayega?
Daksh- ab suhagraat par dhula hi nahi jayega to kya fayda
Esliye vaha tujhe sirf majburi me leke jana padega
Mayank- tu karle na shadi bc
Poonam ko utha ke lane ki jimmedari meri
Daksh- uski to shadi hone wali hai
Mayank- mandap se utha lenge
Tu ha to bol
Daksh- bas mere bhai bas
Usko jane hi de
Mayank- beta pyaar to abhi bhi hai
Daksh- pyaar kabhi marta nahi hai
Kisi aur se jada ho jata hai to pehle kamjor pad jata hai
Lekin rahta jarur hai
Mayank- ha mere philosopher
Aur dham se gate khula aur khulte hi mayank ke hatho me do gun aagaye aur usne samne walo par taan di
Vahi Daksh ne koe react nahi kiya vo vaise hi saraab peeta raha jaise usse pata ho kon hai
Saanvi- relax bhaiya
Main nahi marungi aapko
Aur kisi bande ko khichte hue ander patka aur gate band kar diya
Mayank- ab ye kon hai
Gun niche karte hue
Daksh- bola to tha mahman aane wale hai
Mayank- es halaat me aaenge ye expect nahi kiya tha
Ab Daksh ne apna soffa khiska ke us aadmi ke samne kar liya
Daksh- daru peeoge?
****- tum mujhe dara nahi sakte
Ye dunia ki kalam hai kabhi nahi daregi kabhi nahi rukegi
Daksh- marne ke baad bhi
Mayank- madarchod tune editor ko hi utha liya?
Daksh- kal bahut bol raha tha milne ka tv par to maine bas iccha puri ki hai
Dekha kitna bada dil hai mera
Mayank- bahut bada hai bhai lekin mujhe nahi dekhna
Daksh- to batao editor sahab
Kya karna hai?
Editor- tum chaho to maar do mujhe lekin meri kalam sachae hi likhegi
Daksh- aapko kyu marunga?
Mera hi nuksaan hai lekin maine suna family hai aapki?
Chhoti si pyaari si?
Editor – meri family se door rah tu samjha
Tere jaiso ki vajah se ye desh kharab ho raha hai
Daksh- mere jaise log balance bana rahe hai
Ab mujhe jada baat nahi karni jaldi se batao kalam bachani hai ya family
Abhi mandir gaye hai vapas tabhi lotengi jab main bolunga
Aur ye last chance hai tumhre pass
Ab sala family ko leke sab naram pad hi jate hai
Editor – kya chahiye tumhe?
Shant hote hue bola
Daksh- nice question
To suno
Abhi jake bologe ki kal hi news galat thi hume galat information mili thi aur vo ladka yani main bahut sareef hai
Usse aur aap sab se maafi main maafi mangta hu
Editor- ye to sare news channels ye dikhaye hai
Daksh- sab yehi bolenge
Aap chhinta na kare
Main sabko equally treat karta hai
Abhi dekho police wala bhi aaega
Saanvi
Saanvi vapas bahar chali gaye aur ek police wale ko utha ke le aaye
Mayank- behanchod daksh
Mayank frustration me bola
Daksh- bhai bahut sare mahman aaenge
Maine ek ka thodi bola tha
Daksh- to editor sahab deal pakki samjhu?
Bahut logo ko samjhna hai
Editor ha bol ke vaha se chala gaya
Mayank- tu trust kar raha hai espar?
Daksh- eske malik ke pass paise pahuch gaye police yaha ghutno par bathi hai
Bechara jaega kaha?
Aur vaise bhi family sentiments kuch bhi kara dete hai
Daksh- acp sir
Kaise ho?
Umeed karta hu yaha tak aane me koe taklif nahi hue hogi
Acp – yaar bhai vaise hi bol dete main kar deta kaam
Etni khatirdari ki kya jarurat thi?
Daksh- finally some intelligent person in the house
Apne londo ko bolo apne tatte sambhal ke rakhe
Thode bahut paiso ke chakkar me jaan chali jayegi
Acp- ho jayega bhai
Daksh- bas to fir aap Diwali manao
Shopping meri taraf
Acp- mithae bijva dena bhai
Daksh- aapse ghar pahuchne se pehle pahuch jayegi
Eske baad acp bhi vaha se uth ke chala gaya
Mayank- abe tu saanvi ko kyu samne la raha hai?
Daksh- kyuki ye bina mere bole utha ke laye thi en sab ko
Eske pass chhod deta to ye log kisi kaam ke nahi rahte
Mayank- beta tum samne mat aao
Bilkul nahi
Hume bas apna kaam nikalvana hai aur eske liye hume samne aake khelne ki jarurat nahi hai
Saanvi- jee bhaiya
Sorry
Daksh- sala meri baat to kabhi nahi manti ye
Saanvi- baat manvane ka bhi ek tarika hota hai
Mayank- aur kon hai?
Daksh- le aao bhai baari baari se sab ko
Ab log aate gaye aur Daksh ki baat mante gaye
Sabko apni aur apno ki jindagi pyaari thi
Ye sab to thik hai vo logo ko chutiya bana dega lekin sabse badi chhij thi college ki
College ke log usse jante hai aur ye bilkul bhi easy nahi hai ki vo Etna easily en sab par believe kar le
Vaha to uski gand marne hi thi kyuki college walo ko to vo dhamka bhi nahi sakta tha aur pyaar se to bc Lund nahi milta baki chhije to chhod hi do
Vaise to Daksh ke pass hazaro phone aa chuke the kal se uske dosto ke aur so called dosto ke
Lekin Daksh ne kisi se Abhi baat nahi ki thi lekin ab karni padegi
Esliye usse kuch bahut mithi goli dundni thi jisse chusa kar vo sab ko convince kar le
Aur Daksh Abhi saraab peeta peeta yehi soch raha tha
Mayank- main city vapas aa raha hu
Daksh- kis khushi me
Mayank- ab khelna hi hai khel to dhang se khelte hai
Daksh- vaha tu akela hoga
Bahut risk hai
Esliye nahi
Mayank- oh lode main permission nahi maang raha tujhse bata raha hu
Daksh- meri ek baat to maan liya kar bc
Mayank- maan li na ki main city vapas ja raha hu
es baar me aur koe debate nahi hogi
Fir ye sab yuhi aage ka plan banate rahe aur time kharab karte rahe…..
