Update-157
Daksh apna kaam kar raha tha engine ka hi aur usse college gaye do din hogaye the
Vaise to hod ne usse attendance ke liye bol hi rakha tha lekin fir bhi vo classes miss karna pasand nahi karta tha
Abhi sayad mood kharab tha aur koe sikar na ban jaye uske gusse ka esliye nahi gaya tha
Lab se lake chala gaya aur maal phukne laga
Kuch der hi hue thi ki vaha saanvi aagaye
Aur Daksh ke side me hi bath gaye
Saanvi- kaise ho?
Aaj kal dekhte hi nahi ho?
Daksh- kaam bol
Saanvi- mujhe aapse kya kaam hoga?
Aapko mujhse kaam hota hai
Daksh- abhi nahi hai to nikal
Saanvi- kiran ka gussa mujh par kyu nikal rahe ho?
Maine to pehle hi bola tha uske sath galat ho raha hai?
Daksh- ha sari galti meri hi hoti hai humesha
Saanvi- aapki hi to hoti hai
Ab dekh lo mansi ne kya hi bhigada tha?
Daksh- vo teri Maa ki informer thi
Saanvi- ha abhi sahi bola aapne
thi
Daksh- matlab?
Saanvi- matlab ye meri jaan jaise seema ne sach batana band kar diya tha meri mom ko vaise hi mansi ne kabhi sach bataya hi nahi
Bechari bina matlab mari gaye
Daksh- apne sources thik karle
Fir aake baat karna mujhse
Saanvi- pehle jo the vo galat information dete the kyuki vo aapke the
Ab mere hai
Daksh- ab bhi galat hi information de rahe hai
Mansi ne mathur ke bare me bataya teri Maa ko
Mansi ne Mayank ki location bataye teri Maa ko
Mansi ne…..
Bich me hi rokte hue
Saanvi- aap kaise kah sakte ho ki aapke information sahi hai aur meri galat?
Daksh- kyuki humesha meri hi hoti hai
Aur tu abhi chhoti hai
Saanvi- haye etna pyaar
Daksh- esme pyaar kaha dikh gaya tujhe?
Saanvi- jaha dikhna chahiye tha
Acha main to ye batane aae thi ki kiran ne mathur aur aadhe se jada board ko nikal diya
Ye sunte hi Daksh saanvi ki taraf dekhne laga aur pata nahi kyu saanvi jor jor se hasne lagi
Saanvi- hahahahahahhahahahahha
Aur aapko laga vo kuch nahi karegi?
Aapki galti aapne usse sari information de di khud se hi
Ab vo use to karegi hi
Daksh- aise bina notice ke nahi kar sakti vo
Rule hai
Saanvi- jiske pass sabse jada shares hote hai na vo kabhi bhi rule badal sakte hai
Daksh- kiran ke pass nahi raichand ke pass shares hai sabse jada
Saanvi- yaadast kamjor hogaye hai aapki
Ya fir aap current affairs se connect nahi ho
Daksh- ab kya Hua?
Saanvi- kiran hi maximum share holder hai aur usne half board ko laat maar ke bhaga diya
Vaise ha vo chairman aur CEO bhi ban gaye
Daksh- bc do dino me Etna sab kuch
Saanvi- mere samne galiya mat diya karo aur khas kar behan ki
Daksh- Ladki sikh gaye matlab mere sath so so kar
Saanvi- lag to aisa hi raha hai
Daksh- koe nahi
Naya board to aaega hi
Dekh lenge
Saanvi- aaega nahi aagya hai
Daksh- kitni bad news degi tu aaj?
Saanvi- majje aa rahe hai mujhe to
Daksh- kon hai naye board ke members?
Saanvi- guess karo
Daksh- bata bhi de
Kyu waqt kharab kar rahi hai?
Saanvi- nahi guess karo
Daksh- nah nah
Kabhi nahi
Mohini nahi ho sakti
No chance
Saanvi- sayad aapki galtiya jada badi lag gaye aur unki kam to kar diya hoga maaf
Daksh- nahi nahi ye nahi ho sakta
Mohini ko to nahi bana sakti
Saanvi- babu thoda nasha kam karo
Fir kya pata real life dekh pao
Daksh- what the hell is wrong with the girl
Saanvi- sayad ab sabhi wrong thik ho gaye ho?
Daksh- mohini mere hi kabje me hai
Karegi to vohi jo main bolunga
Saanvi- esliye bolti hu nasha kam kiya karo
Mohini aunty mere Maa ke kabje me hai aur karegi vohi jo meri maa bolegi
Vaise bhi ab aapke pass unke against hai hi kya jo vo aapka sath degi?
Daksh- Roy ne to drugs ki baat mani hai na to janta kaise sath degi?
Saanvi- aur agar Roy jail me ho to fir?
Daksh- khel gaye madarchod
Galat hi khel gaye
Roy ko side karke apna fayda nikal liya
Badiya hai ab maja aaega
Saanvi- vaise bhi khel to mohini aunty ka hi tha starting se aadi uncle to mohra the bas
Unhe kya hi fark padega unko side karne me
Daksh- fair point
Saanvi- ab aage kya?
Daksh- dusman ka dusman dost
Saanvi- matlab?
Daksh- Roy ko nikal lenge bahar
Saanvi- aur vo jaise help karenge na humare vo bhi Etna sab ho jane ke baad
Daksh- dhokha sweetheart
Dhokha bahut kuch kara deta hai
Saanvi- kabhi waqt dekh ke humare hi fielding laga di to?
Daksh- etni himmat nahi bachi usme
Ek chhota sa kaam karna hai usse bas aur sab khatam
Saanvi- main bahut ache se samjh rahi hu vo chhota sa kaam
Lekin main bata du unko ncb walo ne pakda hai and no bail hai unke case me
Daksh- normal logo ke liye
Mere liye nahi
Ab to maja aaega es khel me
Bahut maja aaega
Daksh- vaise teri maa mohini ke sath so rahi hai pata hai tujhe?
Daksh haste hue bola
Saanvi- jada haso mat
Aur mujhe sab pata hai
Daksh- kitna niche giregi vo?
Saanvi- jo pehle hi jamin ke under ho vo aur Kya hi giregi
Daksh- vaise raichand ke baad sab kuch tujhe milega ya samay ko?
Saanvi- aapko
Na mujhe chahiye aur na samay ko
Daksh- usko to maut chahiye jhatu sala
Raichand ne aisa beta kaise paal diya
Saanvi- Samay ke bare me kuch nahi
Thik hai na
Gusse me boli
Daksh- nahi to?
Saanvi- nahi to kuch nahi
Bhai hai mera
Daksh- ek hi bhai hai tumhra
Saanvi- maine ye to nahi bola
Aur usse door raho
Daksh- tune achi baat bataye hai aaj esliye chhod raha hu
Ab nikalo mujhe sikaar dundna hai aaj raat ke liye
Aur Daksh vaha se chala gaya
Campus se nivedita ko bulaya aur flat leke chala gaya
Ab es waqt Daksh kisi ki chudae kar raha tha vahi uske charo taraf koe na koe usse chhodne ki tayari karke batha tha
Ab unme se kon kamyab hoga ye to mujhe bhi nahi pata
Lekin agar kiran haar gaye to uske pass kuch nahi bachega
Bhai hai uska ek chhota usse sabse jada dhayan dene ki jarurat hai
Aur vaise bhi Daksh ke piche puri fauz khadi hai, mohini ke piche raichand aur raichand ke piche to batane ki jarurat hi nahi hai
Aise hi bakchodiyo me do din aur nikal gaye aur aaj finally Daksh ne decide kiya ki vo college jaega
Aur sala class pahuchte hi sabse pehle chhij dekhta hai Arjun aur kiran ko sath bathe
Mood ki Maa to vahi chud gaye lekin fir normal hoke piche chala gaya
Daksh- enka patchup hogya kya?
Karan- no idea bro
Hritik- tu kaha tha vaise?
Daksh- bimar tha thoda
Pawan- kitna thoda
Daksh- jeetna tera hai utna thoda
Pawan- tune kab dekha?
Sale fantasy to nahi karta na tu?
Hritik- Abe chhodu chhup hoja
Class se nikale to attendance ki maa chud jaegi
Aur vaise bhi short lagne ki kagar par khade hai
Karan- are es weekend chal rahe hai na?
Daksh- aur kya bc
Es weekend to jarur chalenge
Bahut jarurat hai
Pawan- maal to main pehle hi le aaya
Daksh- pura phuk mat jaeyo bc weekend se pehle hi
Hritik- lavde kal hi hai weekend
Daksh- ohhh acha
Aur fir sab shant hogaye aur Daksh kiran aur Arjun ko dekhne laga ki vo kya kya kar rahe hai….

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