UPDATE-138
Function ache se start ho chuka tha aur college me ek alag hi mahool bana hua tha
Sari chhije bilkul perfectly ho rahi thi sayad chuahan ki jaan pahchan aur Daksh ki gang ka khauf tha esliye
First day me to jada kuch hona nahi tha bas ek do performance aur khatam
Asli khel to ab hone wala tha
Daksh aur baki sab Arjun wale flat pe bathe nashe kar rahe the
Bilkul casual me hi the abhi bhi
Sab ne shorts and t shirt hi pahan rakhi thi
Pawan ek side me roll kar raha tha aur Karan peg bana raha tha
Karan- ab to shanti se peene dega na?
Gand maar rakhi thi tab se
Daksh- ab humara kaam hogya hai
Kuch bhasad machi to chauhan hai hi
Hritik- bas to ab bakchodi mat karna
Chhup chhap shanti se peene dena
Arjun- aaj full nashe me jaenge bc events me
Daksh- acha aur Kya events hai aaj?
Arjun- vo ruhi bataegi
Bata ruhi
Ruhi- head se puch
Pawan- esko ghanta kuch nahi pata hoga
Ye chutiya hai
Tu hi bata dena please
Ruhi- jo head usse pakdo
Mujhe nahi pata
Daksh- tere vo gunguro wali baat batau kya?
Ruhi- bata de darti hu kya main?
Daksh- aise mat bola kar yaar
Hume to abhi bahut majje lene the es baat par tere
Ruhi- leliye jitne lene the
Arjun- koe bataega kya events hai aaj?
Karan- website pe dekh le na chutiye
Daksh aur Arjun ek sath
Konsi website bc?
Pawan- sala ense bolna hi kyu hota hai?
Dono ke dono chutiya hai bc
Daksh- sala ye konsi website ki baat ho rahi hai?
Ruhi- tum dono chhup hi raho
Main bata dungi
Hritik- bhai tu roll kar raha hai ya bana raha hai bc?
Ek ganta hogya tujhe
Pawan- intezaar karna sikho
Maal roll karne ka ek tarika hota hai
Ye nahi ki chalani li kuta aur chhan diya
Usse karna padta hai pyaar se
Daksh- bas kar bhai
Tu Jaldi se roll kar le
Gand mat fula
Pawan- tu karle
Etni hi jaldi machi hai to?
Arjun- sale tu acha karta hai to gand maraega?
Pawan- ha
Karan- kitne gandu dost mile hai bc
Pawan- sahi kah raha hai karan
Hritik- tujhe hi bol raha hai vo
Karan- bana le na bhai
Pawan- le mar ja bc
Fir Pawan joint jala leta hai aur sab fukne lagte hai
Ruhi- tum logo ko dar nahi lagta?
Arjun- kis chhij ka?
Ruhi- nashe karke college ja rahe ho
Kisi ne dekh liya to?
Daksh- sab ko pata hai
Lol
Ruhi- tujhe kya pata?
Bakwash karta rahta hai
Daksh- mujhe to hod ne bola tha
Pawan- are waw hum to famous hogaye bc
Hritik- kuch jada hi bc
Ruhi- kitni khushi se bata rahe ho jaise koe medal mila ho
Karan- ye kisi medal se kam nahi hai
Daksh- chalo chalte hai
Dekhte hai college ki hariyali
Karan- chalo bc
Fir sab college aajate hai aur apne to Sara kaam dekhte hai fir sab edhar udar ho jate hai
Kisi ko kuch dekhna tha aur kisi ko kuch bc
Daksh chauhan ke sath baat karne lag gaya
Chauhan- aur londe
Abhi bat baat bani nahi?
Daksh- ban jaegi
Tu ye bata abhi free hai?
Chauhan- nahi bahut busy hu
Bilkul time nahi hai
Daksh- bakchodi mat kar
Chauhan- acha bata
Kar deta hu tere pe ek ahsaan
Daksh- en sab ka dhayan rakh lega?
Chauhan- kinka?
Daksh- ye sab
Chauhan- kyu?
Bache hai Kya bc?
Daksh- rakh sakta hai to bata?
Chauhan- koe problem hai?
Ab chauhan thoda serious ho gaya tha
Daksh- aisa hi kuch samjh le
bas college se bahar mat jane dena
Baki main dekh lunga
Chauhan- bc sab ko kaise rokunga?
Tu ek kaam kar aisa kuch kar jisse sab ek jagah hi rahe
Fir main dekh lunga
Daksh- main pure annual function ki baat kar raha hu
Chauhan- ek kaam kar gand maar le meri
Bc pure week chalega function
Main kaha kaha sambhalunga
Daksh- jitna tere se ho utna kar
Chauhan- problem kya hai ye to bata?
Daksh- mujhe nahi pata
Main acha feel nahi ho raha
Chauhan- bahut sahi
Matlab acha feel nahi ho raha to kuch galat hoga?
Daksh- mere jaiso ki life me to aisa hi hota hai
Chauhan- chal tension na le
Karta hu kuch
Fir kuch der aur dono baat karte hai uske baad Daksh college me hi gumne lagta hai
Function ki vajah se bhid bahut jada thi jo Daksh ko bilkul pasand nahi thi
Abhi Daksh gum hi raha tha ki kiran ki call aagaye
Ek man to hua na attend kare lekin fir kuch soch ke utha liya
Daksh- hello
Kiran- kaha ko?
Daksh- college me
Kiran- flat aa sakte ho?
Daksh- nahi bahut kaam hai
Kiran- vo hum aaj ja rahe hai
Daksh- jao fir
Mujhe kyu bata rahi ho?
Kiran- kyuki tum hi to ab bache ho apne
Daksh kuch nahi bola
Kiran- acha Rahul bol raha tha tumse milne ko
Daksh- usko bolna bhaiya busy hai
Aane ke baad milega
Kiran- keys kaha rakhu?
Daksh- mere pass dusri hai
Tum leke chale jana
Kiran- thik hai
Thank you
Daksh bina reply kiye call cut kar deta hai aur Nidhi ko dekhne lagta hai
Jo muskurate hue sab ko projects vagra explain kar rahi thi
Aisa lag raha tha jaise yehi to karna tha usse
Uske chehre par thakaan ya frustration bilkul nahi dikh raha tha
Vo bade interest aur enthusiasm se sab kar rahi thi
Daksh ko bhi acha laga ki chalo koe to yaha hai jo padhai me bhi interest rakhta hai
Daksh uske pass nahi gaya bas kuch der vahi Nidhi ko dekhta raha fir vaha se chala gaya
Fir thodi door chala to vaha fashion show ho raha tha
Bc ek se ek ladkiya chhote chhote kapdo me catwalk kar rahi thi
Yehi to dekhna tha bhai ko
Yaha ye bhi pata chal jaega ki kitni achi ladkiya hai aur kiska kaisa figure hai
Nivedita ko to Daksh janta tha lekin uske alava bhi vaha ek se ek bomb the
Daksh unhe dekh raha tha aur soch raha tha ki konsi ko kab aur kaise pata sakta hai
Fir end me ek aur maal aae jo vaha tabhai macha ke chali gaye
One piece me vo kya kamaal lag rahi thi ek second me Daksh ka khada kar gaye
Fashion show me ladkiya tadne ke baad Daksh food Stall wali side chala gaya
Vaha bhi achi khasi bhid thi
Yaha ek chhij bahut common thi
Yaha ladkiya khub Sara makeup lapet ke gum rahi the vahi londe sab shorts ya lower me the
Sirf unko chhod ke jinki bandiya thi
Daksh vahi ek gol gappe wali stall pe khada hogya kyuki vaha bahut sari ladkiya tha
Unke sath thodi bahut masti karte hue vaha golgappe khane laga fir vaha se bhi nikal gaya
Ab jake ek ped ke niche bath gaya aur Rocky ko call kar diya
Rocky- hello bhai
Daksh – kya chal raha hai?
Rocky- bhai main gaya tha vaha lekin mansi pehle hi nikal chuki thi vaha se
Daksh- sale kabhi kuch kaam thik se bhi kar liya kar
Rocky- main to aapke bolte hi chala gaya tha bhai
Daksh- kuch pata chala?
Rocky- sayad kuch relation hai door ka
Kya hai ye nahi pata
Daksh- door ke rishtedaro ke ghar har roj kon jata hai?
Rocky- ye to nahi pata bhai
Daksh- aur pata hoga bhi nahi tujhse
Rocky- main puri kosis kar raha hu
Daksh- ek kaam kar Mayank ko ab jane se bahar uske sath
Rocky- abhi to khatra hai bhai
Main sath chala jata hu?
Daksh- tu kya tees maar kha hai jo tere rahte kuch nahi hoga?
Rocky- thodi extra protection to ho jaegi na?
Daksh- rahne de
Kyu kabaab me haddi ban raha hai?
Karne de enjoy
Rocky- lekin aapne hi bola tha ki abhi bahar khatra hai?
Daksh- vo to humesha rahega
Eska matlab ye thodi hai ki hum ghar me kad ho jaye?
Rocky- jaisa aap bole
Daksh- lekin tu unke sath nahi unke piche jaega
Har vo chhij dekhega jo unusual lag rahi ho
Kuch bhi shak ho usse vahi thok dena
Rocky- unusual ko ya mansi ko?
Daksh- Mayank ko nahi baki kisi ko bhi thok dena
Rocky- aur uske baad Mayank sir ne mujhe thok diya to?
Daksh- samjhna saheed hogya tu fir
Mere liye
Rocky- thik hai bhai
Daksh- mohini kaise hai?
Rocky- vo bilkul thik hai
Daksh- mujhe miss kar rahi hogi?
Jaldi milna hai usse bhi…..

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