UPDATE-137
Daksh- kitne baje hai inauguration?
Arjun- lund pata hai mujhe
Daksh- tujhse puch bhi nahi raha
Ruhi?
Ruhi- 4 baje se
Daksh- sab set hai na?
Hritik- hogya ab
Shant hoja
Daksh- kya dekh rahe ho tum log bc?
Karan- padh rahe hai
Daksh- oh Newton ki aulad
Tere kano me pada jo tune abhi bola?
Karan- ha
Daksh- eska dimag pehle hi kharab hogya hai
Pawan- are kuch intesting padh rahe hai
Daksh- ye bhi pagal hogya bc
Anjali ka kya hoga ab?
Ruhi- ye sab hi pagal hogaye hai
Kisi don ki aathamkhatha padh rahe hai
Daksh- aur kuch nahi mila padhne ko?
Arjun- bhai bc power dekh kitni thi londe ke pass
Sala log moot dete the naam sunte hi
Daksh- bhai main moot dunga agar kuch bhasad hogaye to
Please ek baar ye function pura karva do
Ruhi- Daksh chill maar
Sab hogya ab
Pawan- vaise do ghante hai suru hone me to hum ek ek joint maar sakte hai
Daksh- ye kari na bhaiyo wali baat
Chal
Ruhi- yaar tum log mujhe humesha aise hi chhod dete ho
Daksh- Hritik sambhal apni bandi ko
Hritik- main bhi chal raha hu
Pawan- ruhi abhi bhi waqt hai chhod de
Ye teri bilkul respect nahi karta
Karan- respect 14 saal wali ki ki jati hai
Do teen saal wale ki nahi
Hritik- tum bc fir suru hogaye
Ruhi- vaise aaj ye sahi hi bol rahe hai
Hritik- ruhi vapas se nahi
Arjun- dekh le ruhi abhi bhi kaise baat kar raha hai?
Tu hi bata etne dino se tu paglo ki tarah kaam kar rahi hai esne ek baar bhi pucha tumse ki baby thana thaya?
Ruhi- ek baar bhi nahi pucha ye to
Pawan- dekh le fir
Kitna pyaar bacha hai?
Daksh- main to pehle bhi bola tha payal bajane ke baad interest khatam ho jata hai
Karan- hahahaha
Hritik- chale ab?
Bc bakchodi karte karte time nikal Jana hai
Arjun- chal bhai
Hume jo bolna tha humne bol diya
Ab ruhi jane
Fir sab yuhi masti karte bahar chale gaye aur lake pe jake fukne lage
Pawan- Daksh sala mahnat sari humne ki hai aur bc sajh dhaj ke koe aur gum raha hai?
Daksh- tu sajhne ke baad bhi aisa hi lagega
Mere daravane dost
Pawan- nahi vo baat to sahi hai
Lekin hume bhi sajna chahiye tha na
Arjun- teri shadi ho rahi hai Kya bc?
Pawan- shadi me to shorts chal jaega
Lekin yaha to formal jaruri thi
Karan- chhup hoja na kyu trip maar raha hai?
Pawan- sachae bata raha hu
Ruhi- ek kaam kar Jaldi se bhagte hue flat ja aur tayar hoke aaja
Hum yahi wait kar rahe hai
Pawan- nahi yaar bahut door hai sala bahut mahnat ho jani hai
Daksh- joint pass kar
Sala kharab kar raha hai
Vaha bakchodi ki, maal fuka aur campus aagaye
Ab inauguration hone hi wala tha esliye sab aagaye kyuki abhi koe bhasad nahi chahiye thi yaha
Otherwise sari mahnat kharab ho sakti thi
Chauhan bhi aagya tha sala full nashe me
Daksh- bc aise sambhalega security tu?
Chauhan- chele chapate hai mere
Sab Dekh lenge
Tu tension mat le
Daksh- beta kuch bhi bhasad hue to teri gand seal dunga main
Chauhan- kuch nahi hoga main hu na
Daksh- hua to gand bhi teri hi fategi…
Bcccc ye kon hai?
Daksh kisi ko dekhte hue
Ruhi- Sakshi hai ye
Daksh- what the fuckkkkkk
Bc ye…..
Chauhan- pyaar wali feeling nahi aa rahi tujhe?
Daksh- bc re sara nasha hi chud gaya
Ye Kya kar rahi hai yaha?
Ruhi- eske dance se hi starting hai
Daksh- lekin tune to bola tha ki…..
Ruhi- ha pata hai
Fir humne plan change kar diya
Daksh- ye aaj bahut dil jhakhmi karegi bc
Hritik- Karan dekh le bhai
Karan- mujhe to kuch dikhae hi nahi de raha bhai
Pata nahi Kya bol rahe ho aur Kya dekh rahe ho tum sab
Daksh- ye roegi main bata raha hu
Ruhi- kyu?
Daksh- gungure bajenge aur bahut jor se bajenge ki baj baj ke toot jaenge
Ruhi- chhiiiii
Kitna ganda sochte ho tum log
Arjun- hume kyu bich me ghasit rahi hai?
Humne kya bola?
Ruhi- soch to vahi rahe honge
Karan- Hritik bhai tu esko leja
Ye kuch jada hi sochne lag gaye hai
Daksh- chhup hojao
Dance dekhne do
Chauhan- start to hone de
Daksh- koe jake bolna usse ki main kaha hai abhi start karne ko
Ruhi- tu to President hai na
Jo tu bolega vaisa hoga ?
Daksh- kya ye taana mara hai esne?
Ruhi- 5 minutes hai
Wait karle
Daksh- aaj ye ghayal karegi…..
Sach bhi yehi tha ki aaj Sakshi kuch alag hi lag rahi thi
Saree vo pahan rakhi thi jaise Daksh ne boli thi aur usme se halke halke cleavage dikh rahe the
Kafi acha makeup kar rakha tha aur sundar to vo thi hi
Kuch der me program start hogya aur Sakshi ne jaise hi dance start kiya
Vaha ki janta bekabu hogaye
Khub shouting ho rahi thi aur logo ki najar uske latke jhatke se hat hi nahi rahi thi, Daksh ki bhi
Sakshi ki ek performance se vaha etni garmi hogaye thi ki sab pagal hue ja rahe the
Har koe ab sirf ek hi Sapna dekh raha tha aur vo tha sakshi ko pane ka
Seniors bhi Sakshi ko dekh ke dhang rah gaye the lekin uske pass jada time nahi tha esliye sirf photos dekh ke muth hi maar sakte the vo bechare
Lekin Daksh ke pass bahut time tha
Usse to bahut kuch Karna tha
Vaise bhi bahut time waste hue hai uska Sakshi ke piche
Ab fal to milna hi chahiye tha usse aur vo bhi mitha wala
Aur milega bhi
Sakshi ki performance jaise hi khatam hue Daksh sab ko chhod ke backstage chala gaya jaha Sakshi pasine me khushi se jhum rahi thi
Stage me next performance start hogaye the aur piche Daksh aagya tha
Daksh ko dekhte hi sakshi uske galle lag gaye
Sakshi- thank you so so much
Aap nahi hote to ye sab nahi ho pata
Thank youuuuuuu
Aur fir Daksh ke hontho par lipat gaye
Bahut seductive tarike se dono kiss karne lage
Daksh ka hath dheere dheere uske blouse ki taraf jane laga aur jaise hi chhucho par tika
Sakshi- abhi nahi please
Aapne bola tha na last day par
Daksh- lekin tumne pehana to aaj hi hai
To aaj hi last day bana lete hai
Sakshi- nahi aaj first day hai
Hum last day ko karenge
Aur vapas Daksh ko kiss karne lagi
Daksh ne bhi soch liya ki jab etna wait kiya hai to do char din aur sahi
Aur Abhi jo mil raha tha usse ka majja lene laga
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1- plan ready?
2- ha
1- unko bata diya?
2- ha Bata diya
Sab tayar hai
1- tayar hona bhi padega etna acha mokka jo de raha hu
2- vaise jagah sahi hai?
1- vohi best hai
Vaha vo kamjor padega thoda
2- kitne aadmi chahiye?
1- jitne humare pass hai sare
Tu jake sabko bata de uski kamjori aur takaat ke bare me
2- uski kamjori mujhe bhi nahi pata
1- saanvi
2- usko involve karna sahi nahi hai
Daksh khud par attack ko sayad bhul jaye lekin saanvi Daksh par attack ko bilkul nahi bhulegi
1- pata hai mujhe
Usse bhulna bhi nahi chahiye
2- Daksh tak simeet rakhte hai
Saanvi se dar hai mujhe
Daksh se bhi jada
1- thik hai maan li teri ye baat
2- Sukriya
Ab Daksh ko akela kaise pakdana hai
1- etne dino se najar rakh rahe hai
Uska fayda hoga ab
Koe muskil kaam nahi hai usse akele pakdna
2- ye plan kaam karna chahiye
1- esse karna hi padega
Kyuki agar ye fail hua to vo hume dusra mokka nahi denge
2- kya vo abhi bhi uske sath hai?
1- nahi
Etne time me ek baar to milta agar sath hota to
Dono alag ho chuke hai
2- ye humare assumption bhi to ho sakti hai?
1- bilkul ho sakti hai
Lekin aur koe rasta bhi nahi hai
2- thik hai
Ab date final kar lo
Es baar nahi chhodenge
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