UPDATE-136
ek din bacha tha annual function ke liye aur sab sajhe dhaje gum rahe the sivay kuch londo ke jinki vajah se ye sab ho raha tha
sala mahnat koe kar raha tha aur enjoy koe
Daksh aur uske group ki to gand mari padi thi
Kuch gadbad na ho jaye esliye sab edhar udhare bhag rahe the
kisi ke pass khane tak ka time nahi tha aur phukhne ke liye badi muskil se nikal rahe the
daksh- Arjun chauhan ko dekha kya?
kaha gand mara raha hai vo bc?
Arjun – main kisi ko nahi dekh pa raha hu
Meri aankhen mujhe dhokha de rahi hai
Daksh – sala phone bhi nahi utha raha chutiya
Arjun – usko security dekhni hai na?
vo to kal karega
Abhi kyu tension le raha hai?
daksh- us lund ne abhi tak kuch plan bhi nahi kiya hoga
kal nashe me bakchodi na kar de
Arjun – doond fir
Mujhe bahut kaam hai
Daksh chauhan ko dundne lag gaya aur sath sath baki chhije bhi dekh raha tha
fir ruhi ke pass pahuch gaya
Daksh – ruhi opening event kya hai?
Ruhi- band se start hoga
Uske baad thode bahut dance singing aur uske baad teri speech
Daksh- lund meri speech
Main kuch nahi bolne wala
Ruhi- haha dekh chehra apna
Mazak kar rahi thi
Daksh- abhi waqt nahi hai mazak ka
Ruhi- pata hai
Acha VC ko bol dena ki vo dede speech
Daksh- bolna nahi request karna kahte hai usse
Ruhi- jo bhi hai
Daksh- karta hu baat
Pawan kaha hai?
Ruhi- guest ka arrangement kar raha hai
Daksh- kar raha hai ya gand mara raha hai?
Ruhi- vo tuhi jake dekh le
Daksh- Hritik aur Karan?
Ruhi- Hritik ka nahi pata
Karan volunteers ki class le raha hai
Daksh- kyu?
Ruhi- tabhi dhang se kaam karenge na
Daksh- ticket price dekh liya kya?
Ruhi- ha sab hogya hai
Daksh- good good
Bahut samjhdar hogaye hai mere sath rah rah ke
Ruhi- ha bhai teri sangat ka hi to asar hai
Daksh- chal bye
Main unko dekh ke aata hu
Daksh vaha se Hritik ke pass chala gaya jo ground pe doop me hi so raha tha
Daksh jate hi usko laat maarta hai
Daksh- bhosdike ye sone ka time hai?
Hritik- gand fat ke chabutra ban gaya hai bc
Do din se flat nahi gaya hu sona to door ki baat
Daksh- teams aagaye?
Hritik- ha bc sab nashe karke pade hai
Daksh- bhosidwale hai sab
Yaha hume kuch mil nahi raha aur vo sab bc…
Hritik- aaj raat se peena start karenge aur kal subah tak peenge
Daksh- bhai ek baar inauguration ho jane de
Fir pee lena jetna peena ho
Hritik- main to aaj se hi peeunga
Mera kaam hogya khatam
Daksh- bhosdike tournament kon karega?
Hritik- kal nahi hai vo parso se hai
Daksh- acha chal aaja
Hritik- kaha?
Daksh- kuch kha le?
Mar jaenge bhukh se nahi to
Hritik- ha yaar bahut bhukh lag rahi hai
Hritik utha fir ruhi se puchta hai usse khana khaya ya nahi aur uske baad Daksh ke sath canteen me aajata hai
Hritik- yaar esse acha to classes attend kar lete
Daksh- bol to sahi raha hai
Jeena haraam ho gaya hai bc
Hritik- sahi kah raha hai
Mujhe idea nahi tha etna bura hoga nahi to main bhag jata kahi
Daksh- tujhe jaise main bhagne deta
Khana khate hue baat kar rahe the
Abhi start hi hua tha ki dono ka phone ek sath baja
Players ne nashe me bakchodi kar di thi aur guest ko nashe chahiye the
Esliye ab dono bechare bina khaye hi uth gaye aur Hritik ground ki taraf to Daksh hotel ki taraf bhage
Daksh- kya hua?
Pawan- enko maal chahiye
Bol rahe hai sober me perform nahi kar paenge
Daksh- sale ye to celebrity hai
Ads me to nasha nahi karne ki speech dete hai
Pawan- bhai real aur reel me fark hota hai
Sab actor hai sale
Daksh- lake do fir bhai
Aur kar bhi kya sakte hai?
Pawan- sala ajeeb bhasad hai bc
Daksh- la de bhai
Kuch nahi kar sakte
Pawan- thik hai bhai
Karta hu jugaad
Daksh- aur sab hogya?
Pawan- ha ho hi gaya
Lekin gand me bahut dard ho raha hai
Daksh- vo bhi ho jaega thik
Aaj raat ko karte hai kuch
Pawan- ha thik
Daksh- tu kar enka jugaad
Main Karan ko dekh ke aata hu
Fir Daksh Karan ke pass chala jata hai jo kisi raja ki tarah batha hua tha aur juniors bc pasine me kaam kar rahe
Daksh- bahut sahi bc
Gand maar rakhi hai juniors ki
Karan- ye esi layak hai bc
Jab pyaar se bol raha tha tab sale samjh nahi rahe the
Fir dikhana pada asli roop
Daksh- acha hai bc
Kaam to kar rahe hai
Karan- enki gand na tod dunga agar kaam nahi karenge to
Daksh- tickets kitni bik gaye?
Karan- jada der nahi lagegi sell out hone me
Daksh- price bada de fir
VIP tickets, vvip tickets bana de bc
Profit hona chahiye
Karan- maine pehle hi kar diya
Daksh- waw mere sher
Tu hi ek dimag wala hai yaha
Karan- science exhibition dekh le
Vaha jada problem hogi
Yaha main dekh lunga
Daksh- Arjun ko bejhta hu
Karan- tu hi chala ja
Daksh- mujhe aur bhi kaam hai
Karan- tune fir koe bhasad ki na Nidhi ke sath?
Daksh- main kya karta hu bhai?
Sab apne aap hi ho jata hai
Karan- ha bhai tu kuch nahi karta
Daksh- sale naha dho liya kar
Smell aa rahi hai bc
Karan- beta yaha se ek second ke liye door hua to gand marane me aajaenge ye
Enke sar pe nahi padti jab tak kaam nahi karte sale
Daksh- thik tu kar
Aur Daksh nikal jata hai
Arjun ko phone karta hai lekin vo kahi aur fasa hua tha
Daksh khud se jana nahi chahta tha Nidhi ke pass aur bula vo rahi nahi thi
Lekin bhagwan ne sayad uski sun li kyuki Nidhi ka call aagya tha ki usse help chahiye kuch
Ab Daksh ko koe problem nahi thi to bhagta hua pahuch gaya
Daksh- kya hua?
Nidhi- kuch Projects level ke nahi hai
Agar unhe hata diya to projects kam pad jaenge
Daksh- aur tum mujhe ab bata rahi ho?
Nidhi- maine abhi check kiya
Daksh- bahut sahi kiya
Nahi to exhibition ke time na bata deti
Nidhi- mujhe aur bhi kaam hote hai
Ek hi chhij nahi hai mere pass
Aur maine nahi kaha tha tumhe ki mujhse karvao
Daksh- main bhi nahi chahta tha tumse karvana
Upar se danda aaya hai
Nidhi- to main kya karu?
Tumne hi plan kara hoga
Daksh- ha maine hi kiya tha
Tujhe problem hai kuch?
Nidhi- mujhe kuch problem nahi hai
Jitne honge utne se kara dungi main to
Baad me mujhe mat bolna ki meri vajah se kharab hogya
Daksh- nahi kharab kaise hoga
Maine plan jo kar rakha hai?
Nidhi- to fir aur Projects lao
Daksh- meri jeb me pade hai na jaise ki nikal ke dedu
Nidhi- mera kaam tha batana
Ab jo karna hai karo
Aur Nidhi apna kaam karne lag gaye
Daksh bhi gusse se vaha se nikla aur Arjun ko dobara call kiya
Arjun- are bc bola na fasa hua hu
Daksh- aur tere us dost ka kya naam hai jo tech team me hai?
Arjun- kya Hua?
Daksh- usko bol na kuch Projects arrange kara de
Kam pad rahe hai
Arjun- bhosdike ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakta tu?
Daksh- mujhe Abhi bataa Nidhi ne
Arjun- ha to abhi gand mara le usse
Daksh- tu kar raha hai ya nahi baat
Arjun- kar raha hu
Gand hi maar rakhi hai bc
Aur Arjun phone kaat deta hai
Daksh vaha se lake side jane lagta hai kyuki ab joint ki jarurat usse bhi pad gaye thi
Saanvi- mujhe naya phone chahiye
Piche se aate hue boli
Daksh- bahut paise hai tere pass
Lele
Saanvi- aapne toda hai to aap dilaoge
Daksh- mere pass paise nahi hai
Aur hote to bhi nahi dilata
Saanvi- main rone lag jaungi
Daksh- good
Ro le
Saanvi- main mazak nahi kar rahi
Mujhe mera phone chahiye vapas
Daksh ke hatho ko pakad ke bolti hai
Daksh- hath chhod
Saanvi- pehle phone dilao
Daksh kuch nahi bolta bas aage chalne lagta hai vahi saanvi bhi uska hath pakde pakde uske sath ho leti hai
Saanvi- aapne toda kyu?
Aur mera pura hak hai aapse mangne ka
Daksh- kal mujhe dhamki de rahi thi tum
Saanvi- uske liye maafi chahungi
Main to bachi hu abhi
Gusse me galati kar sakti hu
Lekin aap to bade ho na aapka farz banta hai maaf karna
Daksh- haha maine tumhri baat nahi mani esliye palaati maar rahi ho?
Saanvi- aapne nahi maani kyuki aapko bahut ache se pata tha main kuch nahi karungi poonam ko
Daksh- mujhe to nahi pata tha
Saanvi- aapko hurt karne ka matlab khud hurt hona
Daksh- tu pehle hi kar chuki hai
Saanvi- main gusse me thi
Daksh- tu mere dimag ke sath khel rahi hai bas
Aise chupadi baatein karke
Saanvi- etna hi jante ho mujhe?
Daksh- bahut ache se janta hu esliye bol raha hu
Tera bhai ko nahi chhodunga main
Chahe kitni kosis kar le tu
Vo nikalega half body ke sath jaisa teri family ne mere sath kiya tha
Saanvi- vo innocent hai
Daksh- aur vo bhi innocent tha
Saanvi- kon vo?
Daksh- apni Maa se puchna kon vo…..

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