Update-124
Jaisi umeed thi bilkul vaisa hi hua
Daksh organiser head tha function ka
Aur ye sunte hi dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha apne londe ka
Bc ek engineering college ke annual function ko organise karne ka matlab hai padi lakdi gand me dalna
Aur yaha to Daksh ne khud bhi nahi daali balki daal di gaye hai
Daksh soch raha tha ki kaise bacha jaye vaise usse ye bhi pata tha ki uske pass ab options nahi bache lekin fir bhi ek baar try karna chahta tha
Try karne ke liye hod se gand marani padegi fir VC se marani padegi aur ye sab karne ke baad bhi ye sure nahi tha ki Daksh bach hi jaye
Ruhi- congratulations
Ruhi Daksh ke majje lete hue bolti hai
Daksh- dimag kharab mat kar
Gand faad dunga
Ruhi- fategi to teri ab
Daksh- sala sabki fategi mere sath
Pawan- lekin jada teri fategi
Humne bhasad ki to bhi jawab tujhe hi dena padega
Daksh- bc ye decide kon karta hai madarchod?
Mere me aisi kya quality dikh gaye bc ko jo mujhe head banaya?
Arjun- sayad college ke sabse popular ko banate hai
Jisse uski baatein jada se jada log maan sake
Hritik- yaar fir sabse harami ko
Jiski baat koe taal na sake
Daksh- bc kya hi fark padta hai
Gand to maar hi gaye na
Karan- kar lenge be sath mil ke sab
Daksh- bahut gandi fategi bhai
Pawan- annual function me dusre college wale bhi aate hai
Daksh- ha pata hai
Vo tournaments ke chakar me
Arjun- aur guest kon honge?
Daksh- mujhe Kya pata bc
Aaj sar phat raha hai
Chalo daru peete hai
Pawan- tujhe list submit karani hai
Daksh- kis chhij ki?
Pawan- kon banda konsa department sambhalega
Daksh- bc mujhe ye bhi nahi kitne department hote hai
Arjun- ab karna to padega pata
Daksh- last time bhi to kise ne kiya hoga na
Vo to fourth year me hoga
Help kar dega?
Karan- nahi?
Daksh- kyu bc
Karan- kyuki uski bandi ko maine pela tha
Daksh Karan ko ek look deta hai matlab ki bc tujhe yaha bhi gand marani thi?
Ruhi- main list de dungi tumhe
Daksh- tu hi to meri apni hai
Chalo daru peete hai
Vaha discuss karte hai
Fir sab Arjun wale flat pe chale jate hai aur daru suru ho jati hai
Daksh- ab mujhe batao jo jo tumhe pata hai
Ruhi- first year me volunteer chahiye
Arjun- jo guest aaenge unke rahne khane ka
Hritik- unki tickets ke price
Karan- games
Pawan- ganja
Daksh- ganja ka kya bc?
Pawan- bina nashe ke etne kaam kar lenge hum?
Daksh- point
Chalo ganjha bhi
Daksh- kya Kya hota hai function me?
Ruhi- fashion show, cultural show, dance show, stand-up comedy, singers, rappers, DJ aur yaad nahi hai
Daksh- aur kuch bach bhi gaya?
Ruhi- last time nahi dekha tune?
Arjun- lund yaad hai hume kuch
Nashe me pade hue the
Ruhi- main kal list bana ke dedungi tumhe
Jo last time hua tha uska
Daksh- okay
Karan tu first year me volunteer nikal
Karan- main kyu bc?
Hritik- kyuki sabse jada first year ko tu hi janta hai
Karan- thik hai
Daksh- Hritik ko games ka dekh le
Hritik- okay
Daksh- Pawan tu research kar aur dekh guest kisko bulana chahiye
Pawan- research bc?
Esse acha padh na lu main
Daksh- teri gand me maal bhi bhar deta hu?
Pawan- kar dunga
Ro mat
Daksh- Arjun tu en chutiyo ka dhayan rakh
Aur ruhi tu mujhe bata dena kya Kya hota hai
Arjun- bahut time hai abhi
Sab kuch aaj hi kar lenge kya?
Daksh- ha sahi hai
Daru hi pee lete hai shanti se
Uske baad uhi edar udar ki baatein karte karte sab daru peene lage aur fir Daksh vaha se nikal gaya
Vaha se chauhan ke pass chala gaya
Chauhan- suna hai lode lagne wale hai tere?
Daksh- sahi suna hai
Joint pass karte hue
Chauhan- tension mat le
Mera naam bhi hai
Daksh- apna pura group hai
Chauhan- mujhe lagta hai seniors ne gand marae hai
Daksh- kya hi fark padega ab
Maar to gaye hai
Chauhan- vaise bahut jada juniors milegi
Daksh- vohi main soch raha tha
Aur vaise functions me to bc saj dhaj me bhi aaengi
Chauhan- vohi to
Bc positive side dekho
Daksh- soch to main bhi ye raha tha
Chauhan- engine ka kya chal raha hai?
Daksh- kuch nahi chal raha bhai
Vaha alag gand marti hai
Chauhan- ban jaega
Kyu etni tension leta hai
Daksh- vo jaruri hai bhai
Chauhan- kyu hai ye to batega nahi?
Daksh- hmm
Chauhan- to fir discussion kyu kar rahe hai
Daksh- mat kar
Daksh- acha ye lodu(naman) tournament par kab ja raha hai?
Chauhan- cancel hogya na
Ab apne annual function me hi hoga
Daksh- are bc
Bejh de yaar kahi ek do din ke liye
Chauhan- jaise mere hatho me hai na
Daksh- chal dekhte hai bc jo hoga so hoga
Fir Daksh kuch der baad vaha se nikal jata hai
Raste me hi Rocky ka phone aajata hai
Daksh- bol
Rocky- bhai mujhe gadbad lag rahi hai
Daksh- kyuki gadbad hai chutiye
Rocky- ha bhai
Daksh- kya pata chala tujhe?
Rocky- kuch log hai
Kuch jada hi bade log
Unse lagatar phone pe baat hoti hai
Aur aaj milne bhi gaye thi
Daksh- kis address pe?
Rocky- Roy mansion
Daksh- hahahahhahaaha bc
Har baar gadi vahi kyu ruk jati hai?
Rocky- bhai problem ye hai ki aapka chehra dekh liya hai
Daksh- vo problem to hai hi
Sath me usse puri gang ka pata chal gaya hai
Rocky- aage kya karna hai?
Daksh- confirm to karle pehle
Rocky- bhai etna kafi nahi hai?
Daksh- nahi
Agar ye sab Roy ka plan hota to vo mere pass bejhta Mayank ke pass nahi
Vo Mayank ko janta bhi nahi hai
Rocky- to fir kon kar raha hai?
Daksh- vohi to pata lagana hai
Roy par to meri najar hai
Mujhe lagta hai uske aad me koe aur hath saaf kar raha hai
Rocky- aur agar Roy hua to?
Daksh- dekh Roy attack to karega
Lekin vo khud se karega to mujhe pata chal jaega
Rocky- aur indirect kiya to?
Daksh- uske liye hi tujhe rakha hai
Pata kar
Ye mansi ka baap kon hai?
Rocky- koe businessman hai
Daksh- apna kya rishta hai usse?
Aur ye Mayank khud kyu gaya tha uske pass?
Rocky- ye to mujhe nahi pata
Daksh- ajeeb lund hai chutiya
Maine esko mana kiya tha khud jane se
Ek kaam kar mansi ki baap ki history bhi bejh mujhe
Rocky- okay bhai
Daksh- aur mansi par puri najar gaad se
Sari information chahiye mujhe
Tu Mayank ke pass hi rahega
Usko apni najar se ek second ke liye bhi door mat jane dena
Usse kuch Hua to samjh lena tujhe ho gaya
Rocky- samjh gaya bhai
Uske baad Daksh phone kaat ke flat pe pahuch gaya
Kiran uska wait kar rahi thi
Daksh sala ye soch ke aaya tha ki ab tak kiran so gaye hogi lekin vo bc pata nahi Kya hi kar rahi thi
Daksh- soye nahi abhi tak?
Kiran- bas yehi puchna chahti thi ki mere sone ka intezaar kyu kar rahe ho pichle kuch dino se?
Daksh- aisa to kuch nahi hai
Kiran- har roj etna hi late aa rahe ho?
Lab es time tak khuli nahi rahti
To fir rahte kaha ho?
Daksh- kuch important kaam
Kiran- maine us din tumhe feelings bata di thi esliye door door gum rahe ho
Daksh- nahi bas kuch kaam tha
Kiran- Daksh thoda to janane lag gaye hu tumhe
I’m sorry us din ke liye
Daksh- are aisi koe baat hi nahi hai
Kiran- then kiss me
Daksh thahra cold hearted person usse lund fark padta hai kiss karne se
Vo turant kiss karne lag gaya lekin ye to sab ko pata chal hi gaya hoga ki kiran sahi bol rahi thi
Daksh usse thodi doori banaye hue tha taki feelings jagne se pehle hi mar jaye kiran ke ander
Vaise to vo khud bhi maar sakta tha lekin es baar socha kisi ko bina hurt kiye sab khatam kar deta hu
Lekin aisa thodi hota hai specially Daksh jaiso ke sath
Vo kiss thodi wild hue aur uske baad kapde bhi nikal gaye aur aage imagine karlo
Sab hone ke baad Daksh normal hi raha aur kiran ko thoda yaken ho gaya ki Daksh sach bol raha hai
Fir dono ne sath khana khaya aur sath me hi sogaye…..

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