Update-122
Tv me ek new bahut shor macha rahi thi
” Raichand groups take over Roy group
Aur bhi jo media har chhij ko badha chadha ke bolti hai vo sab”
Daksh hall me batha hua ye dekh raha tha aur uske piche kiran khadi thi
Media- thodi din pehle Roy group ko unki hi beti ne expose kar diya tha jiske baad unhe company chhodni padi thi aur unke beti ko director bana diya gaya tha
Ab dekhne ki baat ye hai ki mrs. Raichand ke hote vo director bani rahti hai ya nahi?
Daksh- sale kitna guma dete hai ek hi baat ko
Chutiye bc
Kiran- tum gussa nahi ho?
Daksh- main kyu gussa hunga?
Main to flowers bejhne ki soch raha tha Mrs. Raichand ko
Kiran- kya plan kiya hai tumne?
Daksh- kuch bhi nahi
Kiran- sach sach batao Daksh
Mujhe dar lag raha hai
Daksh- kis baat ka dar lag raha hai?
Tum hi director rahoge ye maine tumse promise kiya tha
To fir darne kis baat se hai
Kiran- tumse
Daksh- mujhse?
Kiran- ha mujhe tumse aur tumhre liye dono se hi dar lag raha hai
Daksh- this is strange
Aur kyu?
Kiran- main tumhe khona nahi chahti
Daksh- vo to ek din hona hi hai
Mujhe sab kho denge
Kiran- main nahi khona chahti
Daksh- mujhse attachment sahi nahi hai kiran
Ye baat tum janti ho
Kiran- attachment hai ya kuch aur mujhe nahi pata
Lekin tum ek important part ban gaye ho meri life ke
Daksh- jhatka dena padega tumhe matlab?
Kiran- jarurat nahi hai
Main es bare me fir kabhi baat nahi karungi
Daksh- vo hi behtar hai
Apne future pe dhayan do
Daksh vapas news dekhne lagta hai aur uske dimag me kuch to chal raha tha
Kuch bahut bada bas usse bahut dhayan se execute karna tha Daksh ko
Ye sab sochte sochte news dekhi fir college chale gaye dono
Aajkal sath me jate the lekin aate kiran pehle thi aur Daksh ka koe time nahi tha
Sab apne apne experiments kar rahe the bina koe bakchodi ke
Kyuki bc lab me agar bakchodi ki aur aaj ka experiment aaj complete nahi hua to sale lab assistant gand me bamboo daal dete the
Aur bamboo dard karta hai gand me
Esliye sab shanti se kaam kar rahe the
Lab se nikal ke sabke pass ek hi kaam hota hai
Arjun- yaar bahut din ho gaye nashe nahi kiye hai sath me?
Daksh- maar jayega etne nashe kar karke
Pawan- bc bol bhi kon raha hai
Hritik- tu konse kam karta hai bc?
Us din kya phukh rakha tha tune?
Pawan- vo to main acting kar raha tha
Karan- pata hai bhai hume
Arjun- bata kya scene?
Daksh- muskil hai abhi to
Baki weekend pe dekhte hai
Hritik- gand se akhrot todne hai kya tune jo muskil hai?
Daksh- eska breakup karao yaar
Arjun- tu hi expert hai esme to
Daksh- mujhe ye taana jaisa kyu laga
Karan- kyuki vo taana hi maar raha hai
Daksh- aisa hai kya bc?
Arjun- karte hai na kuch weekend pe
Daksh-bc weekend to aane de
Gand mara raha
Pawan- ye aa jaega
Eske samne daru rakhe aur ye na aaye aisa ho sakta hai
Daksh- dekha ye chhoti luli wale ko bhi samjh aagya bc
Fir ye bakchodi karte hai fir nikal jate hai
Daksh lab jane se pehle rocky ko phone karta hai
Rocky- ha bhai
Daksh- Mayank kaisa hai?
Rocky- abhi bahut farak hai bhai
Daksh- bahar to nahi ja raha na vo
Rocky- nahi mansi ma’am nahi jane deti
Daksh- tu kaha hai abhi?
Rocky- park me hu bhai
Daksh- ek kaam kar
Rocky- bolo bhai
Daksh- mujhe mansi ki history nikal ke bejh
Rocky- bhai?
Daksh- ha sahi suna tune
Kisi ko pata nahi lagna chahiye lekin
Rocky- kyu bhai?
I mean okay bhai
Daksh- kab tak kar dega?
Rocky- ek din to do bhai
Daksh- okay
Lekin information bilkul accurate honi chahiye
Rocky- thik hai bhai
Daksh- aur ek kaam
Rocky- jee
Daksh- news dekhi?
Rocky- raichand wali?
Daksh- ha
Rocky- vahi chal rahi hai har jagah
Daksh – mujhe laga har jagah hum chha rahe hai?
Rocky- dono me competition ho raha hai bhai
D company aur raichand sath sath chal rahe hai
Daksh- kaat de fir unko?
Rocky- jaisa aap bolo
Daksh- kar fir ye kaam
Daksh Rocky ko bahut kuch karne ko bolta hai fir phone kaat deta hai
Rocky apne kaam pe lag jata hai aur Daksh apne lab me chala jata hai
Vaha Arjun bhi aagya tha aur sath milke dono kaam karne lagte hai fir late night vaha se nikal jate hai
Arjun ke Jane ke baad Daksh vapas campus aata hai
Kyu?
Loda nahi pata mujhe kyu
Pata nahi kyu lekin gumta rahta hai yuhi bakchodi me akele akele
Bahut time tak vaha waqt kharab karta hai fir vapas flat pe aajata hai
Kiran uska intezaar karti karti so jati hai
Daksh khana vagra kha ke vo bhi so jata hai aur next day vohi chutiya wala schedule
Canteen me bathe hue the sab
Ruhi- maine ek jagah search ki hai
Karan- humko kyu bata rahi hai
Hritik ko bata uske sath hi to jaegi
Ruhi- tera sukha padha hai na bahut dino se esliye backwash kar raha hai
Karan- sukha nahi pada
Main kuch ugne hi nahi de raha
Pawan- ye bhi badal gaya hai
Daksh- sale achi hi baat hai
Tumhri kyu sulag rahi hai
Pawan- bhai ki tension hai
Ek yehi to stud londa hai humara
Karan- ab man nahi karta yaar
Arjun- ha pata hai kyu nahi karta tera
Sale eski umeed me mat rahna
Chutiya bana dega
Karan- umeed to de hai lavde
Daksh- ruhi konse jagah?
Ruhi- ek beach hai pahado ke bech me
Daksh- to?
Ruhi- vaha chalte hai
Gumne
Daksh- bahut badiya idea hai now fuck off
Ruhi- abeeeee
Arjun- Hritik ko leja
Hume kyu pareshan kar rahi hai
Ruhi- dost tum ho ya vo?
Daksh- friends with benefits karegi?
Mazak me
Ruhi- muh bhi tod dungi
Specially tera
Daksh- karne ke baad
Hritik- chhup hojao bc
Pawan- gussa aagya hai majnu ko
Hritik- Arjun maar le eske gand aaj?
Arjun- mera man bhar gaya hai eske maar maar ke
Karan- ruhi sambhal le eske
Pawan ko leke udd jaega nahi to
Ruhi- mere pass kami hai?
Daksh- log sakal nahi dekhte apni
Bc baatein badi badi karne lagte hai
Ruhi- kya matlab hai tera?
Daksh- main to general statement bol raha tha
Ruhi- mere se sundar koe hai pure college me ladki
Daksh Pawan Arjun Karan chharo jor jor se hasne lagte hai
Ruhi- maine kya koe joke sunaya hai?
Karan- nahi vo tune ladki bola?
Ruhi- ha to?
Arjun- koe lakshan hai tujhe ladkiyo wale?
Ruhi- huu
Daksh- Hritik aur ye sex karte time eat(brick) se eat bajate honge
Ruhi – chhiiiiiii gande
Sab firse hasne lag jate hai
Kuch der aur bakchodi karte hai fir beach ka kuch failed plan banate hai aur class chale jate hai
Daksh ja raha tha ki usse saanvi ne rok liya
Saanvi- mujhe bhai se baat karne hai
Daksh- vo to mar gaya
Saanvi- mujhe mere bhai se baat karne hai
Daksh- aur main aisa kyu karaunga?
Saanvi- main mom ko aapka Sara plan bata dungi
Daksh- bata de
Jo plan tujhe hi nahi pata tu apni mom ko kaise bataegi?
Saanvi- mujhe ye pata hai ki aap sochte kaise ho?
Daksh- acha?
Test lelete hai tera fir
Bata tere bhai ke sath maine abhi tak kya Kya kiya hoga?
Agar tune sach bata diya to baat ki chhod usse tujhse mila bhi dunga
Saanvi ne ek minute ka pause liya
Daksh- jaldi bata waqt nahi hai mere pass
Saanvi- ungliya todi hai
Daksh- ye to gift bejha tha maine
Aur Bata
Saanvi- pair tode honge
Vapas jane ko bola hoga
Torcher kiya hoga
Aur most importantly mere bare me janene ki Kosis ki hogi
Daksh muskurate hue saanvi ke gallo ko pyaar se sehalata hai fir dusre gaal me ek chhota sa kiss karta hai fir
Daksh- tum sach me janti ho mujhe
Lekin utna jitna maine tumhe janane diya hai
Aur vaha se jane lagta hai
Saanvi- yehi sach hai
Ab mujhe mera bhai vapas dedo
Daksh- tumhe ek ek karke bolna chahiye tha
Aur vaise bhi aadha sach kisi kaam ka nahi hota
Daksh- sweetheart you stay away from my way and I will make sure that brother will have no pain
But….
You know that right?
Saanvi- yehi sach hai
Daksh- agar tum mujhe sach bata deti to ye sab hota hi nahi na love
Kuch na bolna juth bolne se bahut behatar hai……

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