Arjun- bc kya kar raha hai?
Pawan- aaj mujhe moksh milega
Daksh- madarchod moksh ki jagah mirtiyu mil jaegi
Rahne de
Pawan- aaj mujhe swarg dekhna hai
Pariyo se milna hai
Moksh prapat karna hai
Arjun- kya hogya bc eske
Karan- mujhe lag raha hai chudael ka saya hai
Daksh- Hritik tere shocks leke aa
Usse bc ruhi ke doore bhag gaye the sala chudal kya chhij hai
Pawan- tum nahi samjhoge mujhe
Main es tucch jeevan se bahut upar uth chuka hu
Arjun- Maa kasam etni advance level ki hindi maine kabhi nahi suni
Hritik- do lath maar sale ke
Apne aap line pe aajaega
Daksh- konsa nasha karke batha hai ye?
Karan- Lund pata hume bc
Jab se college se aaye hai yehi drama kar rakha hai chutiye ne
Daksh- esko thande shower ke niche patko bc
Arjun aur Hritik Pawan ko utha ke bathroom le jate hai aur shower chala ke uske niche batha dete hai
Vaha bhi pada pada pata nahi Kya kya bol raha tha chutiya
Hritik- ab kya?
Daksh- pada rahne de vahi
Jab vaha se aaega to most probably so jaega
Arjun chal aaja gum ke aate hai
Karan- main nahi rahne wala es chutiya ke sath akela
Daksh- Hritik hai na tere sath
Karan- vo bc lag jaega ruhi ke sath
Arjun- tu bhi lag jana kisi ke sath
Karan- Maine moh maya tayag di hai
Mujhe moksh mil gaya hai
Hritik- aaj bc sare pagal ho rakhe hai
Daksh- ek kaam karte hai usko ek gante nahane de fir agar nahi soya to usko leke bhi chal lenge
Arjun- ye wala mall mujhe bhi chahiye
Daksh- dekh ke to mujhe bhi mast lag raha hai
Hritik- ye sala akele to aisa nahi fuk sakta
Kuch to gadbad hai
Karan- are vo acp praduman shant
Sala koe naya stuff mila hoga aur nahi hua wait
Daksh- joint to jala lo
Bc nahi to eski bakchodi se sar phat jana hai
Fer ye flat pe bathe bathe maal fukne lagte hai aur thodi bahut bakchodi to chalte rahti hai
Pawan lagbhag ek ghante baad hi nikla washroom se aur sidha room me jake so gaya
Hritik- chale ab?
Daksh- na ab mood change ho gaya fir kabhi
Mujhe lab jana hai
Hritik- chal okay ja tu
Daksh nikal jata hai lab ke liye aur fir kaam karne lagta hai
Kuch der kaam karta hai fir campus chala jata hai
Vaha Kismat se Sakshi mil hi jati hai
Sakshi- hello sir
Long time
Daksh- hmm thoda busy tha
Sakshi- ha aap logo ko bahut kaam hoga aaj kal
Daksh- kuch jada hi
Sakshi- sahi hai karte raho
Daksh- tumhra kya chal raha hai?
Sakshi- hum to bilkul free hai
College jate hai aur fir aajate hai bas
Etna hi chal raha hai
Daksh- etni boring life?
Sakshi- aap busy rahte ho na esliye boring ho jati hai
Daksh- ek call aur main free
Sakshi- aapne number kaha diye?
Daksh- ab lelo
Likho
Fir Daksh aur Sakshi ek dusro ko number share karte hai aur uske baad thodi bahut baatein karke nikal jate hai
Ab Daksh sochne laga kaha jaye, kya kare
Esse acha to bc Arjun ke sath gum hi leta thoda bahut
Fir jab kuch karne ko nahi mila to vapas flat aagya
Rahul- aaj Jaldi aagaye bhaiya?
Daksh- vapas chala jau?
Daksh mazak me bola
Rahul- are nahi bhaiya
Maine to aise hi puch liya tha
Daksh- study kaisi chal rahi hai?
Rahul- bahut achi bhaiya
Daksh- good
Koe problem to nahi hai na?
Rahul- nahi koe problem nahi hai
Daksh- Didi kaha hai tumhri?
Rahul- khana bana rahi hai
Daksh- aaj bhi aunty nahi aae?
Change karni padegi sayad
Rahul- koe baat nahi bhaiya
Koe kaam aagya hoga
Daksh- yehi to kaam hai
Rahul- aur koe jaruri aagaya hoga
Kiran- tum thodi khana bana rahe ho jo etna gussa kar rahe ho
Kiran khana leke aate hue bolti hai
Daksh- to fir hata dete hai
Tum hi bana liya karna
Kiran- Maine aisa bhi nahi bola
Rahul- vaise Didi khana to acha hi banati hai
Daksh- vahi main bol raha hu
Tumhri didi se bana liya karegi
Kiran- ha ha ha very funny
Chalo kha lo khana
Uske baad sab khana khate hai aur fir Rahul room me padhne chala jata hai
Kiran- aaj etni Jaldi aagaye?
Daksh- vapas chala jau?
Kiran- humesha ulta kyu bolna hota hai?
Daksh- kyuki tum question hi aise puchti ho
Kiran- acha sorry
Vo Rahul ka dekha tumne?
Daksh- kya?
Kiran- tumne hi kaha tha defense sikhane ke liye
Daksh- ha lekin tumne mana kar diya tha
Kiran- Maine kaha tha sochti hu
Mana nahi kiya
Daksh- ab soch liya?
Kiran- ha
Kara dete hai
Daksh- thik hai
Main check karta hu koe acha sa
Kiran- hmm thik hai
Daksh- project kaisa chal raha hai?
Kiran- half ho gaya
Half bach raha hai
Daksh- Sara kaam Nidhi hi kar rahi hogi?
Kiran- aisa kuch nahi hai
Main aur Hritik bhi help kar rahe hai
Daksh- Xerox karane me?
Kiran- project me bhi help kar rahe hai
Daksh- fir thik hai
Kiran- tumhra?
Daksh- Maine to bana diya
Kiran- kya?
Daksh- aisa hi kuch bana diya
Engine me to time lagega esliye dusra project submit kara diya
Kiran- aur etni Jaldi complete kaise kiya?
Daksh- main thahra genius aadmi
Ye chhote motte kaam left hand se kar deta hu
Kiran- kuch jada hi genius ho tum
Mujhe city jana padega
Daksh- kuch samaan kharidna hai?
Kiran- company me
Abhi se sikhne lagungi tabhi to kuch hoga
Aur tumne kaha tha tum help karoge lekin tumhre pass time hi nahi rahta
Daksh- tumhe yaad dilana chahiye na
Kiran- Rahul ke bare me to bahut yaad rah gaya tha
Daksh- apne hi bhai se jealous ho rahi ho?
Kiran- main sirf ek point bata rahi hu
Daksh- acha chal aaj raat ko sikhata hu tujhe ki kaise bade bade clients handle karte hai(double meaning)
Kiran- abhi bhi bakwash?
Daksh- are esme kya bakwash hai
Sahi to bol raha hu
Kiran- tum na apna kaam karo
Main khud kar lungi
Daksh- acha sorry baba
Raat ko baat karte hai es bare me
Aur Daksh uth ke apne room me chala jata hai
Aur Rocky ko phone mila deta hai
Rocky- ha bhai
Daksh- kaisa chal raha hai sab?
Rocky- sab badiya bhai
Daksh-Raichand ki deal ke bare me pata chala?
Rocky- ha suna maine bhai
Sare news channels me vohi dikha rahe hai
Daksh- kya lagta hai tujhe?
Rocky- mujhe to kuch aur hi lag raha hai bhai
Daksh- aur Kya?
Rocky- Roy apne company ko kyu bechenge?
Mana naam kharab hogya hai lekin shares to unke pass hi hai
Aur company kaam bhi bahut acha kar rahi hai
Daksh- to kyu bech rahe hai?
Rocky- mujhe to conspiracy lag rahi hai bhai apne khilaaf
Bahut sara liquid money ko apne against use karne ka
Daksh- socha to tune bilkul sahi hai
Lekin eska positivity dekhi tune?
Rocky- kya positivity bhai?
Daksh- Hume kitne bade bade gangster ek sath ek jagah mil jayenge
Rocky- esme kya positivity hai?
Vo log kaam lene ke baad piche nahi hatate
Daksh- agar samne unki maut khadi ho to?
Rocky- to bhi mujhe nahi lagta bhai
Gundo ke bhi asul hote hai
Daksh- to fir esse apne taraf karne ka kya tarika hai?
Rocky- Roy se pehle hum khareed lete hai
Daksh- kitno ko khareedenge?
Rocky- bhai aur koe option to mujhe nahi pata
Daksh- aisa kar sakte hai
Unko maar ke sara ilzaam raichand par laga de?
Rocky- bina kisi thosh saboot ke koe nahi manega
Daksh- fake banva lenge
Rocky- to raichand bhi fake banva lenge
Daksh- tu etni samjhdari ki baatein kabse karne laga?
Rocky- bhaiiiii
Daksh- acha choood
Vo do family ka kya pata chala?
Rocky- bhai utha lu?
Daksh- aagya na apne chutiyape pe
Rocky- sorry bhai
Kosis kar raha hu
Kuch waqt do
Daksh- lele waqt
Lekin jab waqt khatam ho to mujhe useful information chahiye
Uske baad Daksh phone kaat deta hai
Aur sochte sochte aage ke bare me so jata hai…..

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