Update-116
Mayank- mil gaye details
Daksh- bata
Mayank- do anti families hai
Ek dusre se bilkul alag
Daksh- ye mujhe pata hai
Kaam ki baat bata
Mayank- bolne dega?
Daksh- ha bol
Mayank- old people hai mainly purane khayalat ke
But above middle class family se belong karte hai
Daksh- aur?
Mayank- tu bich me bolna band karega?
Daksh- sorry
Mayank- political powerful hai dono hi
Apne apne area ko yehi log chalate hai
Logo ke liye bure nahi hai
Charities bhi bahut karte hai aur vaise bhi khub help karte hai
Daksh- strong point?
Mayank- political connections aur sath me local support
Daksh- weak point?
Mayank- kuch nahi
Daksh- aisa ho hi nahi sakta
Har kisi ka ek weak point hota hai
Mayank- tera hai?
Daksh- har kisi ka hota hai
Us weak point ko dond
Mayank- teri jankari ke liye bata du main chhutiyo pe jane wala tha
Daksh- oh ha sorry
Tu ja
Mayank- ab bataega ye sab kis liye hai?
Daksh- apne fayde ke liye
Mayank- vo mujhe pata hai
Uske bina to tu Lund kuch kaam nahi karega
Lekin vo fayda kya hai?
Daksh- pehle kaam khatam karle ?
Fir bata dunga
Mayank- Maine bande lagaye hai pata karne ko
Lekin Daksh powerful log hai
Daksh- humse bhi?
Mayank- humare pass local support nahi hai
Daksh- lekin humare pass guns ki support hai
Tu tension mat le
Vacations enjoy kar
Vapas aaega tab ek khushkhabri dunga
Mayank- tu pregnant hai?
Daksh bina kuch reply karke phone kaat deta hai
Ab uske pass ek extra kaam hogya tha karne ko
Aisa kaam jiske bare me usse koe knowledge nahi thi
Na vo un logo ko janta tha aur na hi uske pass koe plan tha
Esliye sabse pehla kaam plan banana tha
Uske bina to Daksh koe step vaise bhi nahi uthata tha
Daksh ka najariya tha ye ki jab tak sab kuch uske control me nahi hota vo apni chaal nahi chalta tha
Esliye usne soch liya tha ki kadaam tabhi uthaya jaega jab uske pass ek proper base hoga
Yehi sochte hue usne pura class time nikal diya
Class ke baad Daksh Karan se
Daksh- Karan tera baap ias hai na
Karan- ha to?
Daksh- ek kaam karva dega?
Karan- nahi
Meri gand fatati hai unse
Daksh- jaruri hai bhai
Karan- bhosdike vo jail wali baat pe hi abhi tak gand maarte hai
Main aur nahi bolne wala
Daksh- chal koe nahi jane de
Karan- kaam kya tha?
Daksh- jab bc kara hi nahi sakta to puch kyu raha hai?
Karan- bhai main nahi bol sakta
Sorry yaar
Daksh- koe nahi bhai
Main kisi aur se kara lunga
Karan- okay
Fir do teen edhar udar ki baatein karke nikal gaye dono
Daksh lake pe batha fukte hue apna plan bana raha tha ki phone baja
Daksh- hello
Rocky-hello bhai
Daksh- ha Rocky bol
Rocky- bhai ye raichand ke bete ne gand me dard kar rakha hai
Daksh- kya hua?
Rocky- usse baat karni hai aapse
Daksh- kis khushi me?
Rocky- ye vohi jane
Bahut mara sale ko lekin bilkul nahi maan raha
Daksh- kara baat
Rocky samay ko phone de deta hai
Samay ladkhadate awaaz me
Hellelloooo
Daksh- jaan pyaari nahi hai tujhe?
Jo bola vo kar nahi to jaanta hai na?
Samay- bhahaiiii
Daksh- Rocky esko pani wani pila re
Bc maar jaega ye
Samay- mere mom dad kaise hai?
Daksh- dad ka pata nahi aur teri mom ki halaat bhi thode dino baad vaisi hi ho jaegi
Samay- aapko kya chahiye humse?
Daksh- tujhse kuch nahi chahiye
Tujhe sirf security ke liye rakhe hai
Cooperate kar aur tujhe koe nuksaan nahi hoga
Samay- saanvi kaisi hai?
Daksh- bas ye samjh le ki teri halaat ki jimedaar vohi hai
Samay- vo kaise?
Vo to bahut sweet si bachi hai
Daksh- kuch jada hi sweet
Samay- aur Daksh kaisa hai?
Daksh- main hi Daksh hu
Ek second ka pause
Samay- main Daksh chaudhary ki baat kar raha hu
Daksh- main hi Daksh chaudhary hu
samay- ***** uncle ke bete?
Daksh- ha vohi hu main
Samay- wow kaise ho aap?
Daksh- bahut hi jada badiya
Samay- kabhi socha nahi tha aapse baat kar paunga
And I’m really sorry for your loss
Daksh- sorry mat bol
Kyuki abhi tere family ka sab kuch loss hone wala hai aur main sorry nahi bolunga
Samay- mom sach hi bolti thi aapke bare me
Aap bahut gusse wale ho
Daksh- usne abhi dekha nahi hai gussa mera
Samay- saanvi ka dhayan rakhna please
Daksh- heere ki tarah rakhunga
Tension mat le
Samay- thank you
Ab aapko meri taraf se koe sikayat nahi milegi
Main aapke logo ka full support karunga
Daksh- vahi tere liye acha hai
Rocky ko phone de
Samay- thank you bhai
Daksh- Rocky ko phone de
Samay Rocky ko phone de deta hai
Rocky- ha bhai
Daksh- eski taang tood de meri taraf se
Rocky- kya bhai?
Daksh- ha sahi suna tune taang tood de eski meri taraf se
Rocky- thik hai bhai
Daksh- aur do din tak khana pani kuch nahi milna chahiye esse
Rocky- maar jaega bhai ye
Daksh- nahi marega
Tere ko jaisa bola jaye vaisa kar samjha
Rocky- Jee bhai
Daksh phone kaat deta hai
Nidhi- kise maarne ki baat kar rahe ho?
Uske side me bathte hue bolti hai
Bc saanvi sahi hi bolti thi Daksh ki sense kamjor ho gaye hai usse pata bhi nahi chala kab Nidhi uske pass aagaye
Nidhi- aise kya dekh rahe ho?
Daksh- kise ki baatein chhup ke nahi sunani chahiye
Yehi manners mile hai?
Nidhi- kisi ke private parts ko bhi nahi chhuna chahiye
Yehi manners mile hai?
Daksh- meri to parvarish aisi hai
Teri bhi aisi hi hai kya?
Nidhi- thank god ki aisi nahi hai
Bataya nahi tumne kise marne ki bol rahe the?
Daksh- kaam se kaam rakh na
Nidhi- kisi ka gussa kisi pe utaar raha hai sayad
Daksh- tujh pe bhi nikal sakta hai
Nidhi- koe baat nahi nikal lo
Main mind nahi karungi
At least koe aur to safe rahega
Daksh ko ye sunte hi vo purani Nidhi yaad aagaye
Kyuki vohi es type ki baatein karti thi
Daksh- tabeyat thik hai?
Nidhi- Daksh kabhi kabhi hum gusse me vo sab kar dete hai jo Hume nahi Karna chahiye
Aur baad me bahut dukh hota hai
Daksh- ha ha pata hai bore mat kar
Nidhi- aaj to karungi
Tum me dil bhi hai aur achaeya bhi
Daksh- hahahhahahah
Daksh fake hasta hai
Nidhi- bas tum manana nahi chahte
Daksh- kaise lagta hai tumhe ye sab?
Nidhi- bahut sare reasons hai
Daksh- for example?
Nidhi- friends ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte ho
Daksh- mera fayda hai
Aur?
Nidhi- kiran ki help ki
Daksh- aur jada fayda
Nidhi- mujhe kuch nahi kiya
Daksh- esme bhi mera fayda hi fayda hai
Baad me galle pad jati tum
Nidhi- baatein bhi achi palat lete ho
Daksh- facts
Nidhi- kab tak fake bane rahoge?
Daksh- vo meri alter ego hai
Ye main real hu
Nidhi- nice one
Daksh- jana yaar tu
Kyu bore karne aagaye?
Nidhi- main to apne dost se baat karne aaye thi
Daksh- to ja apne dost ke pass
Nidhi- uski ke pass to hu
Nidhi- acha batao jab cad design karte ho aur kuch expectation ke mutabeet nahi aata to kya karte ho?
Daksh- aisa kabhi hua hi nahi
Mera design first time me perfect banta hai
Nidhi- ek situation hi assume kar lo
Daksh- jo chhij kabhi jindagi me hue nahi usse assume kaise kar sakta hu?
Nidhi- acha kisi aadmi ne tumhre sath bura kiya aur tumne uske sath bura kar diya
To kya tumhe satisfaction mil jati hai?
Kya jo bad incident tumhre sath hua tha usse tum humesha ke liye bhul jate ho?
Daksh- sandeep maheshwari???
Waw yaar
Nidhi- I’m serious
Daksh- nahi bhulta
Lekin jab yaad aata hai to kam dukh hota hai kyuki uska badla main le chuka hu
Nidhi- matlab dukh dard to hota hai na?
Daksh- point pe aajana please
Nidhi- jab badla lene se bhi vo dukh dard khatam nahi ho rahe to fir badle ka fayda kya?
Daksh- ha na fayda
Vo dukh dard kam ho jate hai
Nidhi- matlab ek naye life ke bare me nahi soch sakte?
Daksh- kiske liye sochu aur kyu sochu
Maa papa chhod gaye
Pyaar chhod gaya
Dost chhod gaye
Family chhod gaye
Ab kya bc dusmano ke liye sochu?
Agar esme tumhra jawab ha hai to fir nahi sochna aisa life ke bare me
Main jada din jeene nahi aaya hu dharti pe lekin jeetne din jeeunga utne din mere dusman marne ki prathna karenge
I’m not the kind of person you think I’m sweetheart
Main dhosiyo ko bhi maarta hu aur nirdosh ko bhi
Har us insaan ko maar deta hu jo mere raste me aata hai
To es baat ko apne dil aur dimag se nikal de ki aise chutiya baaton se mere pe kuch fark padega
Jhakham jo hai na yaha(dil) bahut gehre hai
Utne gehre jitne tumne kabhi filmo me bhi nahi dekhe honge
Esliye yaha koe maafi nahi milegi
Yaha sirf aur sirf saja milegi aur mujhe fark nahi padta ki samne wala banda gunegar hai ya nahi
Lekin Daksh chaudhary ke raste me aaya matlab dardnaak jeevan……

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