Update-113
Mayank- kuch logo ko pakda hai
Chhori chupe ghusne ki kosis kar rahe the
Daksh- kaha?
Mayank- almost apne sare aado pe
Kya karna hai?
Daksh- pehlo toodo fir pucho kisne bejha hai
Mayank- etni jada information kisi ke pass nahi ho sakti
Daksh- kisi ke pass hai tabhi to bejhe hai na
Samay kaha hai?
Mayank- vo safe hai
Daksh- halaat thik hai na?
Kahi bc mar jaye
Mayank- abhi thik hai
Rocky ne doctor arrange kara diya tha
Daksh- jinda rakhna hai usse bc
Mayank- ha bhai pata hai mujhe
Daksh- jinko pakda hai unse sachae nikalo
Mayank- uske baad?
Daksh- maar dena uske baad
Khachra thodi badhana hai
Mayank- thik hai
Pata chalte hi batata hu tujhe
Daksh- okay aur security aur badha de
Fir Daksh phone kaat deta hai
Aur ek aur number dial karne lagta hai
Saanvi- hello(sad)
Daksh- dobara tere bande mere area me nahi aane chahiye
Varna sareer to milega lekin usme jaan nahi hogi
Saanvi- mujhe mera bhai chahiye
Main yaha se door chali jaungi
Daksh- door rahegi to sayad jinda mil jaye
Ek mar gaya dusre ko marne mat dena
Saanvi- Daksh please vo innocent hai
Daksh- ek baat baar baar bolne se manuga nahi main
Usse tune ghasita hai esme maine nahi
Roy ka hath mere liye important tha jo tune kaata
Tera bhai tere liye important tha jo maine kaat diya
Saanvi- mere liye aap bhi important the
Daksh- vohi main bola
Dobara galti nahi hone chahiye
Saanvi- main aapki identity reveal kar dungi agar mera bhai mujhe vapas nahi mila to
Daksh- karde
Log aur darne lagenge mere se
Esme mera hi fayda hai
Saanvi phone pe hi rone lag gaye
Daksh- mujhe dhamki de rahi hai?
Etni himmat aagaye tujhme?
Saanvi- Maine aapse pyaar kiya tha
Daksh- aur fir bhi tu mere raste me aagaye?
Tune logo ko mere se upar rakh liya
Vo teri choice thi
Ab jo main kar raha hu vo meri choice hai
Saanvi- I can help you with *********
Daksh- vo main khud kar lunga
Thank you
And don’t do something stupid again
Aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai aur vapas call chala jata hai
Vaha vohi bakchodi hoti hai jo humesha hoti rahti hai
Projector pe class chalte hai Lund kisi ko samjh nahi aata aur attendance mil jati hai bas
Class ke baad Daksh aaj sabke sath canteen bath gaya nahi to vo sidha lab chala jata tha
Ruhi- aaj tu?
Yaha?
Kaise?
Daksh- esko chhup karao yaar koe
Ruhi- vaise tujhe lab nahi jana aaj?
Daksh- jab mera man karega tab jaunga
Pawan- tum dono humesha ladte kyu rahte ho?
Daksh- main ladta hu ya ye?
Hritik batana
Hritik – mujhe mat ghasito
Apna apna khud dekho
Arjun- tournament ke liye kon kon chal raha hai?
Daksh- konsa tournament bc?
Karan- tere liye nahi hai
Tu team me thodi hai abhi
Daksh- fir bhi Bata to sakte ho
Pawan- do teen league match hai dusre college ke sath
Daksh- captain kon hai?
Hritik- naman
Daksh- bc
Usko khelna bhi aata hai lodu ko?
Aur tujhe kyu nahi banaya?
Hritik- chhod na kya fark padta hai
Arjun- bhai ko anger management ka issue hai esliye nahi banaya
Daksh- tod dena bc ek do ke pair
Ruhi- yehi advice dena
Daksh- ye mujhse aajkal jada nahi ladne lag gaye hai?
Karan- tu jane
Daksh- tu thik hai?
Karan- mujhe kya hoga?
Daksh- aise hi puch raha tha
Karan- bilkul badiya
Daksh- bas to essi baat ki party dede
Karan- ha?
Ye kya baat hue?
Pawan- bhosdike bilkul badiya hai aur es baat ki treat bhi nahi de raha?
Bahut galat
Arjun- ye bhi badal gaya hai bc
Hritik- main to pehle hi bolta tha
Sala bua ka hai
Daksh- aaj ho hi gaya bc ye bua ka
Karan- acting na kara karo
Ruhi- fir de treat Jaldi se
Pawan- dekh ab to ruhi ne bhi bol diya
Karan- to ruhi se hi lele
Daksh- badal gaya bhai apna
Karan- la raha hu bc
Roya mat kara karo
Fir sab khub sara order dedete hai bechare ko aur vo fir lene chala jata hai
Pawan- vaise ye idea badiya hai
Aage se sab pe aajmaya karenge
Arjun- fir bhi koe gand mara dega( Daksh ki taraf dekhte hue)
Daksh- sale bhul mat second year me maine bhi di thi treat
Hritik- usse ko gaata rahna puri jindagi
Daksh- vohi plan hai
Aise hi bakchodi karte karte Karan ka Bill fadte hai fir vaha se flat chale jate hai
Daksh campus me hi ruk gaya kaam ka bol ke
Kaam to Lund kuch nahi tha bas bakchodi karni thi
Aise hi edar udhar ghum raha tha ki usse Sakshi dikh gaye
To chala gaya bhai apna
Ab to Karan wala scene bhi khatam ho gaya tha
Daksh- hello
Sakshi- hello sir
Kaise ho?
Daksh- main badiya
Kya chal raha hai?
Sakshi- bas classes aur kuch nahi
Daksh- bahut boring life hai tumhri yaar
Sakshi- kya kare sir koe rang bharne wala hi nahi hai
Daksh- edar udar najar guma ke dekho sayad koe dikh jaye
Sakshi acting karte hue
Lekin mujhe to koe nahi dikh raha sir
Daksh- fir to check up karana padega tumhra
Sakshi- uski to koe jarurat hi nahi hai
Main bilkul thik hu
Daksh- coffee or beer?
Sakshi- Etna direct?
Daksh- time waste nahi karna chahiye
Sakshi- ye baat bhi hai
Daksh- to batao coffee or beer?
Sakshi- abhi ke liye coffee
Aapki reputation ke hisaab se abhi beer sahi nahi hai
Daksh- kaisi hai meri reputation?
Sakshi- vo aap hi jano
Uske baad thodi bahut baat karte hue dono coffee pene chale jate hai aur kuch had tak Daksh Sakshi ko bottle me utaar leta hai
Vo alag baat thi ki vo pehle hi Daksh me interested thi
Uske baad usse vapas hostel drop karke Daksh lab chala jata hai
Kaam karta hai aur fir raat ko same routine ke sath flat ke liye chal deta hai
Tabhi phone bajta hai aur Daksh earphone laga ke baat karte karte chal deta hai
Bahut lambi baat hue thi Daksh aur samne wale ke bich
Kya hue thi?
Ye nahi pata mujhe
Lekin kuch important hi thi sayad
Uske baad kuch nahi hota flat jake nashe karke Daksh aur kiran humesha ki tarah sath so jate hai
Next day bhi same routine aur subah college pahuch chuke the
Aaj teacher ko sayad Daksh ki gand kuch jada hi pasand aa gaye thi kyuki bechare ko last se utha ke first seat par batha diya
Aur yahi mamla shant nahi hua
First seat par bathi thi Nidhi
Bechara Daksh
Usko to jhaat kuch fark nahi pada hoga lekin Nidhi bahut uncomfortable hogaye thi
Fir pata nahi konse dunia se Daksh ke dimag me ye ghatia khayal aaya aur usne apna hath Nidhi ke pairo par rakh diya aur halka halka sahlane laga
Nidhi ki to bc saase hi aatak gaye
Bechari kuch bol sakti nahi thi aur control usse ho nahi raha tha
Nidhi- Daksh please
Etna hi bol pae dheere se lekin bc Daksh kamina kaha manega
Uska kaam hi dusro ko pareshan karne ka hai
Vo ek dam serious hoke teacher ki taraf face karke apna kaam jari rakhta hai vahi Nidhi ka face bilkul laal pad chuka tha
Daksh ki aisi koe intention nahi thi ki baad me kuch bigde vo bas bakchodi kar raha tha
Lekin es bakchodi ka bhi result niklega
Aur Etna to sab jaan hi gaye hai ki jo bhi Daksh ke kareeb aata hai uski life ke result ka kya haal hota hai
Bas vaisa hi kuch Nidhi ke sath hoga
Jaise ek phone call londo ke mahino ki mahnat par moot dete hai vaise hi ek touch ne Nidhi ki mahine ki mahnat par moot diya tha
Gilli to excitement aur dar ki vajah se pehle hi ho gaye thi vo
Ab to bas hath se Daksh ko door karne ki kosis kar rahi thi
Dobara se jab Daksh ko boli to teacher ne Nidhi ko bahar bhaga diya
Daksh ko kuch nahi kaha kyuki bhai apna to serious padhai kar raha tha
Uske muh se to ek word bhi nahi nikla
Ye dekh ke uske dosto ko thoda shock laga ki bc Daksh ke hote hue koe aur class ke bahar kaise chala gaya
Kisi ko bhi ye hazam nahi hua aur ab class ki jagah sabka dhayan Daksh ki taraf shift ho gaya tha
Jiski vajah se ek do aur class se aur attendance se hath dho bathe
Matlab short me aaj Daksh ne teen chaar attendance ki gand maar di aur ek chingari ko hawa de di thi
Vaise ye lodu ke sath bura hota nahi hai eski khud ungli karne ki vajah se ye sab ho raha hai
Sab badiya chal raha tha lekin bakchodi ne gand lagva di bina matlab ke
Nidhi gusse me Daksh ka wait karne lagi class ke bahar hi ki aaj to eski gand tood dungi bahar aate hi
Lekin es baat ka Daksh ko ache se pata tha esliye teacher ke sath sath usse doubt puchta hua vaha se nikal gaya aur Nidhi vaha khadi ki khadi rah gaye…..

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