Update-111
Class me sab masti kar rahe the kyuki aaj teacher nahi aaye the
Tabhi en bakchodo ne decide kiya ki next class me mass bunk karte hai
Badi muskil se ek ek bande bandiyo ko manaya ja raha tha vahi Daksh piche aaram se so raha tha
Bahut mahnat karke Pawan aur Karan ne sab ko mana bhi liya
Pawan- Daksh uth
Daksh- kya hua bc
Pawan- mass bunk kar rahe hai
Chal nikalte hai
Daksh- Abe koe gand mara dega bc
Sabki attendance jaegi
Pawan- sab ko mana liya hai bhai
Tu uth ja
Dekh aadhe to ja chuke hai
Daksh- tu canteen pahuch main thodi der me aa raha hu
Pawan- Abe chal na yaar
Daksh- bhai main raat se soya nahi hu
Please ja main abhi aaya
Pawan- Jaldi aajana
Daksh- ha thik
Eske baad sab chale gaye aur Daksh vapas se so gaya
Ye log canteen me jake bakchodi karne lage aur half hour ho gaya tha
Karan- Abe ye gandu abhi tak nahi aaya hai
Hritik- call karna usko
Karan Daksh ko call karta hai lekin Daksh attend nahi karta
Fir karta hai fir attend nahi karta
Aisa do teen baar aur hota hai
Karan- nahi utha raha bc
Arjun- main leke aata hu
Kahi bc sab ki attendance ki gand na laga de vo
Hritik- Jaldi ja aur Jaldi aa
Arjun uth ke vaha se class ke liye chala jata hai
Jaha Daksh abhi tak soya hua tha
Arjun- Daksh uth bc
Teacher aate honge
Lode lag jaenge sabke
Daksh- yaar bc tum log insaan ki gand maar lete ho
Daksh uth ke bath jata hai
Arjun- Jaldi chal
Sab canteen me bathe hue hai
Daksh jaise hi utha vaise hi teacher aagya aur puri class khali dekh ke shocked hogya
Teacher- baki sab kaha hai?
Arjun- sir nahi aae honge abhi tak
Teacher – puri class?
Daksh- sir Hume koe idea nahi hai
Hum to aa gaye
Teacher- mass bunk kar rahe ho?
Arjun- nahi sir
Teacher- ha vaise mass bunk karte to tum dono yaha nahi hote
Kyuki aisa kaam karta bhi to tumhra group hi hai
Daksh- sir hume attendance milegi kya?
Teacher- Kyu nahi milegi
Aaj ki attendance sirf tum dono ko
Baki sab ki absent mark hogi bata dena
Arjun- ji sir
Teacher- ab yaha kya khade ho
Niklo yaha se
Hod ne dekh liya to do bacho ko padhna pad jaega
Daksh aur Arjun ye sunte hi vaha se bhage
Arjun raste me
Lag gaye na gand bc
Daksh- sale khush ho bina class ke attendance mil gaye
Arjun- gand tod denge sab
Agar pata chal gaya to
Daksh- pata to kal hi chalega
Aaj to koe chance nahi hai
Arjun- kya bolna hai fir?
Daksh- jo humesha bolte the
Juth
Arjun- main to nahi bol raha juth bc
Teri vajah se hua hai tu dekh
Daksh- beta meri vajah se tujhe bhi attendance mili hai vo nahi dekh raha
Ye bakchodi karte karte canteen pahuch gaye the
Pawan- aagaya madarchod
Daksh- bahut miss kar raha tha mujhe
Pawan- ha teri gand ki yaad aa rahi thi
Daksh- bhukh lag rahi hai ab koe Jaldi se bhukhe ko khana khila do
Karan- aand khaega?
Daksh- tujhe mubarak
Hritik- hum sab khali hai
Tu hi leke aa
Daksh- main to humesha khali rahta hu
Go bro get some food bro
Arjun- aaj bc tujhe hi lana padega
Humesha hum hi late hai
Daksh- beta bhul gaya ek baar main laya tha
First year me
Hritik- bhosidke third year me aagaye hum
Tu first year me ghusa hua hai abhi tak
Daksh- jisse Lana hai vo lao
Main so raha hu
Aur Daksh vahi table par sar down karke sogya
Fir koe laya hoga pata nahi kon khane ko kuch aur kha ke sab vapas aapni apne manjil par chale gaye
Daksh lab chala gaya aur apna kaam karne laga aur bas karta hi raha
Yehi to uska routine ban gaya tha
Fir der raat chauhan ki call aagaye
Daksh- ha bhai
Chauhan- kaha hai?
Daksh- lab me
Kya hua?
Chauhan- kuch baat karni thi
aa sakta hai?
Daksh- ha aa to sakta hu
Lekin hua kya?
Chauhan- aaja main flat pe hu
Daksh- aaya
Fir Daksh chauhan ke flat pe chala jata hai
Daksh- kya hua?
Chauhan- vo saanvi….
Daksh- kya hua usse?
Chauhan- usne kisi ladke ko bahut buri tarah mara hai
Daksh- main kya karu fir?
Chauhan- senior ko
Daksh- ha to?
Mujhe kyu Bata raha hai?
Chauhan- tera kuch scene hai esliye Bata raha hu
Daksh- mera kuch scene nahi hai bhai
Vaise kyu mara?
Chauhan- flirt kar raha tha sayad
Daksh- bc tu mujhe ye bata tune kya kiya?
Chauhan- Maine kuch nahi kiya
Daksh- chutiya mat bana
Kuch to kaand kiya hai tune
Chauhan- bc mujhe laga tera kuch scene hai uske sath
To maine aur naman ne bhi pel diya usse
Saanvi ke jane ke baad
Daksh- hahahah
Aur?
Chauhan- aur Kya bc
College me baat aagaye
Daksh- matlab gand faat gaye hai teri
Chauhan- bakchodi mat kare
Sale tujhe batana chahiye na kaha kaha khata khol rakha hai tune
Daksh- tension mat le
Saanvi sambhal legi
Chauhan- ek aur bhasad hogi tu dekh lena seniors ke sath
Aur es baar aur buri
Daksh- bc humne second year me hote hue seniors ki gand faadi thi
Ab hum third year me hai
Tel bhi nahi lagaenge es baar
Chauhan- main bich me yuhi aagya
Daksh- ek baar phone hi kar leta
Chauhan- are sale ek to help karo
Upar se gand bhi marao
Daksh- beta usko help ki jarurat nahi hai
Vo akeli hi faad sakti hai sabki
Chauhan- chal jane de
Koe na dekh lenge
Baki sab kaisa chal raha hai
Daksh- mast bilkul
Chauhan- badiya hai be
If maal phukega
Daksh- ye phuchne ki baat hai?
Fir dono vaha bakchodi karta karta maal phukte hai aur Daksh vaha se nikal jata hai
Us raat baki kuch hua nahi
To next day library me chalte hai
Library me kya hota hai?
Sorry library me kon hoti hai?
Yeah you got that right
Nidhi
Main sach Bata raha hu es story me jiske sath sabse bura hoga na usme dusre number par Nidhi hi aati hai
Lund kismat leke paida hue hai
Nidhi- kaise ho Daksh?
Uske table par aake puchti hai
Daksh- good
Nidhi- aaj kal bahut shant shant rahne lag gaye ho?
Daksh- tu to bol rahi thi ki kisi ladke ko date kar rahi hai tu
Nidhi- to kya main kisi ko date bhi nahi kar sakti?
Daksh- I’m just asking
Nidhi- date kar rahi thi eska ye matlab nahi hota ki relationship me hu
Dono alag alag chhije hai
Daksh- acha?
Mujhe nahi pata tha
Nidhi- tumhe kuch pata bhi rahta hai?
Daksh- jo mere kaam ki chhije hai
Nidhi- jisme revenge aata hai pehle number pe?
Daksh- nahi
Jisme revenge hi aata hai har number pe
Nidhi- I will pray for your good health
Daksh- what the hell does that mean?
Aisa lag raha hai esme koe raaj chhupa hai
Nidhi- tumhe sabke bare me hi aisa lagta hoga na
Daksh- ha
Nidhi- tumhre galati bhi nahi hai
Daksh- ha sari tumhre jo hai
Nidhi- hmm right
Daksh- okay I’m going
Bye
Nidhi- chai?
Daksh- fir kabhi
Abhi kaam hai mujhe
Thanks aur Daksh nikal jata hai
Raste me usse saanvi dikhi aur sath me uski bhigi aankhen bhi
Lekin Daksh ignore karke chala gaya
Vahi Mayank Samay ko leke india aagya tha
Aur Daksh ko Bata raha tha call karke
Mayank- Daksh hospital le jana padega
Daksh- kyu?
Mayank- kyuki infection ka dar hai bhai
Agar kahi se esse infection hogya to dikkat ho jaegi
Daksh- jaha bhi hoga vohi part kaat denge
Simple
Mayank- lekin hospital leke nahi ja sakte ha?
Daksh- hospital me kaise bataega ki ungliya kati?
Kon hai ye?
Kon hai tu?
Aur police case hogya to?
Bc raichand hai vo
Kya scene banega socha tune?
Mayank- socha to tune nahi ye sab karne se pehle
Daksh- Maine bahut soch liya hai
Tujhe mere sath kaam karna hai to kar nahi karna to mat kar
Koe force nahi kar raha tujhe
Mayank – usse hospital leke jana padega
Daksh- Rocky ko bol
Vo kisi doctor ko udar hi bulva dega
Lekin hospital nahi jana chahiye
Mayank- main tujhse bol raha hu
Agar esko kuch hua to meri responsibility nahi hai
Daksh- tu usko jinda rakh bas
Chahe hath ho ya na ho
Pair ho ya na ho
Bol raha ho ya na raha ho
Bas vo jinda rahna chahiye
Sareer kaam na kare to mat kare lekin saase chalti rahni chahiye
Mayank- aur humare kya kaam aaega fir ye?
Daksh- bate ke liye bhai
Esko hum chare ki tarah use karenge raichand ke khilaf
Ek baar raichand se jeet gaye matlab sab se jeet gaye
Mayank- thik hai
Main Rocky ko bolta hu
Aur phone Kat ho jata hai
Daksh kahi se nivedita ko doond kar hotel le jata hai
Vaha se usse khub chhodta hai fir vapas hostel chhod ke khud flat aajata hai……
