Update – 12
main samajh nahi paraha tha ki mona ko kaise pata chala ki dophar me main kishan ke khet me tha aur banjara ladkiyon ke bare me ise kaise malum
“Tu kahna kya chah rahi hai main kuchh samjha nahi” aakhir main bola
“Tu pahle ye bata ki tu dophar me kishan ke khet me tha ya nahi” usne puchha
“Haan tha to” main bola kyonki ye baat chhupne wali nahi thi mere ghar me sabhi ko pata tha is bare me
“Aur wahan par banjaro ki 3 ladkiya bhi aayi thi” usne phir puchha
“Ab mujhe kya pata aur agar bhi hohi to aayi hogi khet ke hi kisi kaam se” main bola
“Beta sonu, abhi tu gaon me naya aaya hai na isliye ye baat nahi janta pure ganv ko pata hai ki banjaro ki ladkiya sirf ek hi kaam karti hai uske alawa agar unhe 10 guna majduri bhi di jaye to wo dusra kaam nahi karti, ab wahan ladke bhi tum teen hi the aur wo ladkiya bhi teen hi thi to koi bhi samajh sakta hai ki tum log wahan kya kar rahe honge” wo boli
Ab chup hone ki bari meri thi mera dimaag kuchh kaam nahi kar raha tha mujhe yahi darr lag raha tha ki agar mona ne didi ya ghar me kisi aur ko ye baat bata di to mera kya hoga mere chehre par is wakt havaiya udd rahi thi aur main bahut nerves feel kar raha tha
Shayad mona mere mann ki baat samajh gai thi isliye boli “kyon hero, fat gai na”
“M..m…magar tu ye sab kaise janti hai tujhe kaise pata laga udhar to koi jyada aata jata bhi nahi” main haar mante hue mare hue swar me bola
“Shayad tujhe pata nahi ki mere papa ne abhi kuchh saal pahle hi us side ek khet liya hai aur aaj teri kharab kismat se mere papa apna mobile ghar par bhul kar us khet me chale gaye the baad me unka ek urgent call aaya to main phone pahuchane us khet me gayi thi jate wakt kishan ke khet wale makan me maine teri nayi bike khadi dekhi thi aur jab wapas aarahi thi to usi makan ke pichhe ke gate se un tino ladkiyo ko nikalte dekha bas main samajh gayi ki baat kya hogi kyonki kishan aur ashok ke bare me main pahle bhi sun chuki thi ki wo log banjaro ke tole me jate rahte hai” usne bataya
Ab main samajh gaya tha ki mona ko maska laga kar use manane me hi meri gati hai warna to main gaya kaam se
“Dekh yaar mona plz tu is baat ka jikra ghar me kisi se mat karna warna tu janti hai ki mera kya haal hoga badi mushkil se to saat saal baad ghar lauta hu abki pata nahi kitne time ko napunga” main uske samne gidgidate hue bola
“Ab fat rahi hai haan, aur wahan to khub fadi hogi un banjarano ki tab nahi socha ki ghar pata chal gaya to kya hoga” wo boli
“Are yaar main kishan ke bahkave me aagaya tha lekin main kasam kha kar kahta hu ki aaj se kabhi bhi main un banjarano ke karib fatkunga bhi nahi plz yaar is baar maaf kar de” main bola
Meri baat sunkar wo kuchh der tak sochti rahi phir boli “Hummm…..waise koi aur wakt hota to shayad main teri baat nahi manti lekin ek baar tujhe meri wajah se ghar chhodna pada tha to ab main dobara uska karan nahi banna chahti lekin tujhe apni kasam yaad rakhni hogi aur agar mujhe malum pada ki tu phir un gandi ladkiyo ke chakkar me fansa to phir main nahi manne wali samjha”
Mujhe laga jaise gundo ne rakhi bndhwa kar rajiya ko chhod diya ho
“Thanks mona very very thanks main sach kahta hu ab kabhi bhi dobara un ladkiyon ka khayal bhi mann me nahi launga waise bhi maine unke sath ‘wo’ kar to liya lekin baad me mujhe apne aap se hi ghruna hui ki main kis gande daldal me dub kar aaya hu” main bola
“Kyon unse maja nahi aaya kya” ab wo mujhe chhedte hue boli
“Chhod yaar wo baat, ab main us kisse ko yaad bhi nahi karna chahta” main bola
“To kon si baat pakdu, wahi wali jo tu abhi mujhe samjha raha tha ki main kahan se neha dhupiya jaisi lagti hu” mona muskurate hue boli
“Kon lagti hai bhai neha dhup
“Main lagti hu tere bhai ko uske jaisi” mona boli
“Ye pagal ho gaya hai kya usme aur tujhme to kuchh bhi ek jaisa nahi hai phir tu ise kaise lagti hai uski tarah” didi bhi hairat me pad gai
“iski najar me ek chij same hai hum dono me aur mujhe bhi iski wo baat sahi lagti hai” mona boli
“Wo kya” didi ne puchha
“Sonu jara mobile dikhana” mona boli
Main ek baar phir ghabra gaya aur maine kaatar nigaho se mona ki taraf dekha
“Sonuuuuu……” mona aise boli jaise dhamki de rahi ho
Ab mere paas aur koi chara nahi tha kyonki meri dukhti rag thi mona ke paas isliye maine mobile use de diya phir mona ne didi ko neha dhupiya wali wo pic waise hi zoom kar ke dikha di aur boli “kyon nisha, hai na uske aur mere jaise ek jaise sonu to yahi kahta hai”
Wo pic dekh kar aur mona ki baat sun kar didi ne aankh nikal kar mujhe dekha aur boli “chhi sonu kitna bigad gaya hai tu”
“Ab isme bigadne wali kya baat hai nisha usne comparison hi to kiya hai aur jo use sahi laga wo bol diya” mona mera side lete hue boli
Main samajh nahi paya ki uske mann me kya hai ek to khud hi mujhe fasati hai aur bachane ko bhi khud hi aage aarahi hai
“Tujhe nahi pata mona sach me mera bhai ab bada ho gaya hai pata nahi kaisi kaisi bate karne laga hai mujhe lagta hai ki jaldi hi iske liye ek achhi si gf dhundni padegi warna pata nahi ye aur kya kya karega” di shaitani bhari aawaj me boli
Ab tak main bhi thoda normal ho gaya tha to bola “dhundhne me to time lag jayega di, abhi to main mona se hi kaam chala leta hu jab koi achhi si mil jayegi tab ki tab dekhenge, kyao mona banegi meri gf”
“Dekh mona maine kaha tha na ki ye bahut bigad gaya hai” didi boli
“Ok mujhe manjur hai sonu, main taiyar hu teri gf banne ke liye lekin meri ek shart hai” mona meri aankho me dekhte hue boli
“Abe tu kaisi baat kar rahi hai kya tu bhi iske side hai” didi boli
Lekin mona ne didi ki baat ansuni kar di aur boli “bata meri shart puri karega”
“Pahle shart to bata” main bola
“Bachcho ye shart wart baad me lagana pahle khana kha lo” tabhi mummy wahan aate hue boli
“Ok mom” main bola aur hum sabhi dining table ki taraf chal diye lekin meri aur mona ki baat sun kar didi ke chehre par tension saaf najar aaraha tha shayad meri chal kuchh asar dikha rahi thi…………

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