Update-15
Ruchi- aaj Kahi gumne chale?
Jey- Aaj nahi kal chalte hai
Ruchi- aaj kyu nahi?
Jey- yaar Abhi training hai meri
Kal chalte hai na
Ruchi- kis chiz ki training
Kahi tum spy to nahi ho na
Jey- meri sakal dekh kar tumhe main spy lagta hu
Ruchi- sakal se kyu nahi lag sakte
Ache body hai
Smart bhi ho
Do mulakat me ladki pata li
Thoda ajib bhi ho
To kyu nahi ho sakte spy
Jey- acha agar main hota bhi to tumhare piche kyu padta
Kya tum kisi minister ki beti ho ya kisi criminal ki
Ruchi- hahahahaha acha mazak tha
Mere dad businessman hai
Jey- ha to businessman ki beti Ko pata kar paise hadapne ka Maan ho mera
Ruchi- tumhre pas khud hi Etna paisa lagta hai mere kya loge
Jey- mere paas bilkul paise nahi hai
Main to road par sota hu
Ruchi- ha aur vo car bhi Kahi se churae hue hogi
Aur aur vo cab wala kaam bhi aise hi hogya hoga hai na
Jey- kismat sayad
Ruchi- koe kismat vismat nahi hai
Agar nahi batana to mat batao
Chalo kuch khila to do
Bhukh lagi hai
Jey Apne lund ki taraf Ishara karte hue
Esse kha le
Ruchi- etni himat nahi hai mere me
Abhi to nahi kha Sakti esse Baad me kha lungi
Aur kuch khila do
Jey- kya khana hai ye batao
Kuch khila do ka kya matlab hota hai
Ruchi- Susi
Jey- matlab tatti
Ruchi- meri favourite hai Susi
Jey- ha Aisa lagta hai fried rice me tatti Mila kar de diya ho
Ruchi- tum na chup hi rahi
Ek minute Baad
Ruchi- yaar bukh lagi hai
Please na
Ab bologe kuch
Jey- tumne hi bola chup raho
Ruchi- ye bahut purana hogya hai
Ab jaldi se kuch leke aao
Jo tumhe pasand ho
Jey phone par kuch type karta hai aur fir Ruchi Ko kamar se pakad kar apni taraf khech leta hai
Ruchi thoda nakhre karte hue
Kuch khilaya to ja nahi Raha tumse aur bakwash kiye ja rahe ho
Jey- bakwash kaha kar Raha hu
Ruchi- acha chodo main ja Rahi hu
Jey se chuda kar vaha se Jane lagti hai
Jey- ye tatti to leja
Mujhe pasand nahi hai
Ruchi mud kar dekhti hai to ek aadmi Susi vaha rakh kar chala Gaya
Ruchi- pehle ye batao kon ho tum(jey se)
Jey- ye bahut secret hai
Abhi khana hai to khao aur Jana hai to jao
Ruchi vapas Aakar khane lagti hai
Bich bich me ek do bite jey Ko bhi khilati hai par vo mana kar deta hai
Khane ke baad
Ruchi- ab main ja Rahi hu thoda kaam hai
Kal chalenge gumne
Agar tumhe time mile to flat aajana
Oke bye
Muhhhhhhhhhhh
Love you
Jey bas badle me muskura deta hai
Jab Ruchi najaro se ojhal hojati hai tab jey bhi vaha se nikal jata hai
Aur pahuch jata hai Apne thikane
Aadmi- hum jaise logo ki love story nahi Hoti
Jey- but lust story to ho Sakti hai hai
Aadmi- Aisa lag to nahi Raha
Jey- Jada dimag mat chalaya karo aur kaam par Jada Dayan dija karo
Jey- Mack wala kaam ka kya raha
Aadmi- thodi problem aa Rahi hai
Jey- to tum yaha kya gand mara rahe ho
Ya to problem remove karo ya problem ki vajah
Mujhe kal tak kaam finish chahiye
Admi- Hume bahut khoon kharaba kar diya hai
Police wale ki najar me aagaye hai
Jey- police walo Ko unka paise time se mil jata hai
Pure sehar ke har ek police wale Ko main paal Raha hu
To kya hua agar do char log Jada mar Gaye to
Etna to Sambhal sakte hai na vo
Aadmi- thodi Dil se soch kar dekho
Jey- vo to nahi hai
Ab agar tera gayan Dena hogya ho to kaam par dhayan do nahi to ek aur khoon me mera Naam jud jaega
Aadmi- kuch old people hai vo Maan nahi rahe
Bol rahe hai ki ancestors ki Jamin hai bech nahi sakte
Feelings Judi hai unki
Jey- amount double kardo
Aadmi- fir bhi nahi mane
Jey- ghar me kon kon hai?
Aadmi- do budhe aur ek jawan ladki sayad grand daughter hai unki
Jey- usse utha lo
Jab paper par sign hojaye to paiso ke sath ladki Ko sahi salamat vapas pahucha Dena
Aadmi- vo log rone lag Gaye the
Hath jod kar khade hogaye
Ye main nahi kar Sakta
Jey- beta humare dande me emotions ki jagah nahi hai
Paise liye hai humne piche nahi hat sakte
To Apne emotions Ko gand me daal aur kaam khatam karo
Aadmi- ye main nahi kar Sakta
I’m sorry
Dhay dhay dhay dhay dhay dhay
Ki aawaze Gunji aur vo aadmi vahi Jamin par dher hogaya
Jey- sala gutter ka kidda
ghadi nikalo BC main Jake baat karta hu
Jey ki puri gang ki samne ki halat dekh kar hi faat Gaye to turant ghadi nikal kar us ghar ki taraf chal diye
Vaha pahuch kar
Jey- wait here
Main akele Jake baat karke aaunga
Aur kisi Ko under mat gusne Dena
I want some alone time with oldies
Aur jey Jake knock karta hai
Ek bahut hi old aged aadmi gate kholta hai
Aadmi- what you want son?
Jey- a word
Can I?
Under aane ka Ishara karke puchta hai
Aadmi- ahh sorry
Yeah come in
Beta tea coffee anything?
Jey- nothanks
Aadmi- to bataeye kya kar Sakta hu aapke liye
Jey- ye ghar
Aadmi- beta main aapke aadmiyo Ko bhi bola hai
Ye ghar main nahi bech Sakta
Jey- aisi kimat Kahi nahi milegi
Aadmi- kuch chije ki kimat nahi Laga sakte beta
Mujhe maaf kar dijiye par ghar nahi bech Sakta main
Jey aaram se piche hokar bath Gaya aur lambi saas chhod kar
Jey- dekhiye uncle g
Main amount le Chuka hu
To kaam karna padega
Aap pyaar se maane to thik nahi to bahut raste hai
Aapko aakhiri moka de Raha hu
Es time kimat jo aap bole
Admi- beta kimat ki to baat hi nahi hai
Aur jab tak Jaan hai ye to main nahi bechunga
Jaan ke alava aur kya le sakte ho
Jey- izzat
Suna hai bahut Sundar poti hai aapki
Aapke Jane ke Baad uska kon hai ye jalim jamane me
Aur aaj kal log bhi to sarif nahi hai hai
Jawan akele ladki ke liye bilkul safe jagah nahi hai ye sehar
Baki aap samjhdar hai
Ab main chalta hu
Ek Baar soch Lena kya bola hai maine
Aur apni poti ka khayal rakhna Kahi Aisa na ho vo college Jane ke liye ghar se nikale aur vapas ghar pahuche hi na
Samjh Gaye na uncle ji
Acha ab main chalta hu
Jey hath jod kar vaha se nikalne wala hi hota hai ki
Aadmi- mujhe manjur hai
Par i have a condition
Jey muskurate hue bath Gaya
Boliye kitne paise
Aadmi- paise nahi chahiye
Tumne juban di hai na ki tum ye ghar jisse bhi har kimat par doge
Matlab juban ki kimat hai
Jey- bahut
Aadmi- to mujhe paise nahi chahiye
Mujhe tumhri juban chahiye
Jey- kis chhiz ke liye
Aadmi- main ab Budha hogya hu
Pata nahi kab mar jau
Mujhe tumhri juban chahiye ki mere Jane ke Baad meri poti ka tum khayal rakhoge
Usse es akele sehar me koe nuksaan nahi hona chahiye
Uski aankhon me kabhi aashon na aaye
Usse kisi chhiz ki kami na rahe
Jey- ye to bahut badi kimaat maang li aapne
Aadmi- ye meri kimat hai
Manjur hai to thik nahi to main aakhiri saas tak Apne poti aur Apne ghar ki hifajat karunga
Jey kuch soch kar manjur hai
Aadmi- mujhe tumhre words chahiye
Jey- main jey thakur aaj aapko juban deta hu ki aapke poti ki har haal me hifajat karunga
Aadmi agle hi second papers par sign kar deta hai
Jey papers leke vaha se chala jata hai
Jey man me
Sala aaj ke time par koe kisi par Etna trust kaise kar sakte hai
Aur vo bhi mujh jaise kamine par
Chalo chhodo ghar mil Gaya bahut hai
Vaha se jey ghadi me bath kar chala Gaya aur Ruchi ke flat par Jake maje karke sogya….
