House boat main ja ke chain aaya, bahar thand badh rahi thi. Anadar AC aur Kangri (a portable, earthen firepot) 3-4 bedroom aur 3-4 hall main houseboat wale ne pahle se rakh rakha tha aur temperature hamare hisab se to bahar ka thanda tha, usually waha ke hisab se jayda thand nahi thi to room badhiya normal temperature pe tha.
Hum aaye, aur pahle ja ke choti change kar ke aai, use dekh ke to mera wahi man kiya ki daboch lu, kya mast chuchiyon ki ubhar ki numaish wale kapde pahne the usne.
Maine pucha-
Main :- (uske ubharo ko ghoorte hue) thand nahi lag rahi kya?
Choti :- (haste hue) kha thand hai andar bhai, bahar bhale hi hai, yaha ka mauhaul to garam hai, kyu aapko garmi nahi lagi kya?
Main :- (thook apna ghotte hue, aur halka chuckle ke saath ) bahud garmi hain, mere to pasine aa gaye.
Wo khoob hasi, aur main chup chap uth ke ja ke change kar ke aa gaya.
Main kaha-
Main:- aise mausam pe vodka aur Rum ka apna maza hai, piegie tu?
Choti :- (thoda sochte hue) bhai, kabhi wo try nahi kiya, but chalo aaj try karti hu.
Maine usko Vodka suggest kiya aur khud rum khol liya, maine uslka ek peg Vodka, thoda light hi aur apna Rum 90 ml banaya.
Dono ne chers kiya aur hua ki ek baar me hi pie jana hai. Usne pie to lie par bada ganda sa muh bana ke.
Choti :- yiekes, yo to bahut kadwa hai..
Main:- abhi 2-3 peg jane do Choti andar, Phir kuch bhi kawda nahi lagega, wayse bhi sare accha kaam suru main dard dete hain (maine ankh maar di)
Choti :- (mujhe ankhon main dekhte hue) accha ji, bade acche kaam jante ho aap??
Main :- (haste hue) acche kaam janne ki chiz jo hote hain.
Maine phir se dono ka peg banaya, ise baar choti ka pahle se tight pack tha (60 ml), mera pehele ki tarah 90 ml. Ise baar bi maine bola, ek baar me hi pina hai, pahle 3 peg ek baar main.
Usne pie liya muh banate hue aur main third peg 90 ml ka dono ka banaya, aur ye pine ke baad wo jhoom si gai, mujhe bhi halka surur chadhne laga tha. Khair 4th peg se humne chips khola aur dhire dhire pine lage.
Choti :- Bhai, ye to gajab ki chadhti hai, dimag ki bati jal gai.
Main :- (haste hue) isiliye to ye hard drinks main aate hai, beer to just time pass hai, pet bharta hai usse, nasha kaha aata hai.
Choti :- ha bhai baat sahi hai aapki, par dhyan rakhna main pehli baar pie rahi hu, talli ho gai to sambhal lena.
Main:- (haste hue) chinta na kar Choti , (apne lips me jeebh pherte hue) tujhe to sambhalne ke liye main hamesh hi ready rehta hu.
Choti :- (ankhen matkate hue) achha ji, kaise kaise sambhlna chaoge aap mujhe?
Main :- (janta tha ki daru ka nasha ab uske jaban pe hai) wo to jab sambhalunga, tab jaan jayegi tu, uski planning thodi na ki jati hai, jab sambhalna hota hai, sambhal liya jata hai.
Choti :- (tirchi najro se mujhe dekhte hue apna peg pi rahi thi) bhagwan kare aise kisi ko sambhalwane ki jarurat nahi pade kisi ko.
Main :-(haste hue) ab ye to sabhi Ko jarurat padti hai kabhi na kabhi, kuch logo ko jaldi, kuch ko late, par padti to hai…
Choti :- Accha bhai, chodo ye sambhalne wali Baat, kuch badhiya Baat karo, ktna badhiya mah hai, mast bahar thand, andar garmi aur Saath main ye nasha deni wali daru.
Main :- (haste hue) bare nashile vichar Aa rahe hain tujhe kya irada hai?
Choti :- kya irada ho sakta bhai, koi irada nahi bas Baat change kar rahi thi.
Meri najar Baad Baad un kapdo ke upar uske chichiyon pe jati thi. But mujhe pata tha ki abhi samay nahi hai koi bhi step lene ka, Badi ke Saath experience se to Jaan hi gaya tha ki slow and steady rehna hai ise Kaam me, bhale hi track pe Aa gai hai choti but abhi koi bhi galti sare mehnat le pani pher sti hai. So maine mahaul ko change karte hue..
Main :- game continue kare?
Choti :- (mujhe dekhte hue) ok, chali game hi khelte hai aur kuch hai bhi to nahi karne ko..
Mujhe ek baar to man kiye uski ise Baat pe ki reply du ki do jawan jisme ek hi room main hai, karne ko to bahut kuch hai choti.. But maine ignore kiya uski ise Baat ko..
Main :- meri bari thi, so Truth it’s..
Choti :- (apna peg pite hue, muh kholi, but Phir band kar li, thoda jhijhki but Phir bol ho diya) ye batao bhai, aapki deepest darkest fantasy kha Hai? (ye bol ke wo meri ankho main dekhne lagi)
Main:- (janta tha ki ye nasha bolwa raha hai usse, but still I was shocked, ye sawal kafi bada step tha uske taraf se, main haste hue) aisa to kuch kash nahi hai. But ha, agar darkest fantasy bolu tu, Threesome ya group se, ko Keh sakti ho tum.
Choti :- (ankhe chaudi karte hue) Really, you fantasize about threesomes and group se? Gajab, ye maine expect nahi kiya tha bhai.
Main :- (uski ore dekhte hue) kyu?
Choti :- (thoda haste hue) aap lagte nahi us type ke.
Main:- (interestingly use dekhte hue) Ab ye kaun sa type hota hai?
Choti :- (apna peg pite hue) wo hote hain na, pure jallad – habasi type wale..
Main:- yaad rakna choti, book ke cover pe kabhi nahi jana, jo jitna sharif dikhe, samajh lo uske andar utna bada shaitan chupa hua hai. Chal tu bata Truth or dare?
Choti :- (apna sir haa main hilate hue) Truth ..
Main :- (maine kuch socha phir, game ko agle level tak le jane ke liye) Tumne pehli baar Muth kab mari thi?
Choti :- (uske hathon se uska peg karib karib gir hi gaya, mere ise sawal pe, ankhon ko sikorte hue, nashe me hone ke babjood, ise sawal ka vajan wo samjh rahi thi kuch had tak) Well bhai, isn’t it too personal. Kuch jayda nahi ho gaya ye sawal.
Main :- (haste hue) ab aise bolegie to jane de, mujhe laga hum BFF bhi to hai, so main Puch sakta tha.
Choti :- (kuch der mujhe dekhti rahi phir boli) waisi koi baat nahi, but phir bhi kuch questions….
Main:- (apna peg pite hue, waha se uth kar) Rahne de nahi batana to, maan le pucha hi nahi maine.
Main abhi khidki tak ja ke use halka khol ke sutta jalaya hi tha ki piche se awaj aai..
Choti :- 1’st year college me, ek porn dekh ke kiya tha pehli baar.
Main:- (mud ke use dekhte hue) 1’st year college ke pahle tak tune nahi kiya tha ye???(Mera muh khula ka khula reh gaya)
Choti :- (sir niche kar ke) nahi maine nahi kiya tha, mujhe pahle dar lagta tha aisa kuch karne se.
Main :- (use thodi der dekha phir toda mushkurakar) Gajab Choti, 1’st year college tak wait kiya… Man gaye, lots of patience.
Choti :- (sir niche kiye hue) mazak na udai bhai, ab aisa nahi hai, mahine main 1-2 baar kar let hu ab.
Main :- hey bhagwan, bas mahine main 1-2 baar?
Choti :- (mujhe dekhte hue) kya matlab aapka bas? Aap kitni baar karte ho?
Main :- (Haste hue) yaar, mahine ki to kya baat kare hafte main 2-3 baar to ho jata hai apna, but on an average 1-2 baar hafte ke.
Choti :- (ankhe pade hue) itni baar, dimag main khali wahi chalta rehta hai aapke kya? Kaun karta hai itni baar?
Main :- (sutte ka kash lagate hue) Karte to sabhi hai, kuch to din main 1-2 baar kar lete hai, isliye, Jawani main need hoti hai re, yu hi bahut kam karti hai, kyu man nahi karta kya tera?
Choti :- Kya baat kar rahe ho, din main 1-2 baar? Aisa kaisa tharak chadhti hai bhai logo ko. Ladke hin karte honge ye sab.
Main :- ye to ab pata nahi ki ladkiyan kitni baar karti hai, ab aur ksisi ladki se to ye baat puchi nahi maine, tujhse pucha to jana ki tu itna kam karti hai, lagta hai, excitement kam hoti hogi tujhe.
Choti :- (nashe me pura, lal lal ankhen) aisa nahi hai bhai, bas jab bahut man hota hai tab karti hu, aur kya aap lecture dene lage ise baare main… game chalo continue karte hain, aur khidki band karo bhar se thandi hawa aa rahi hai
Main:- (haste hue khidki se bahar dekha to pura badal lage hue the, aur bikjli bhi kadak rahi thi) main kaha lagta hai barish hogi, lagta hai kal barf dekhne ko milega re upar paharo pe.
Choti :- (thoda kush hote hue) wao, tab to aur maza aayega.
Main :- (khidki band kar ke wapas aa ake baith gaya, uske paas) ha, maza to ayega, but thand bahut badh jayegi..
Choti :- ha to kya hua, thand se to bachne ke liye kapde hain na.
Main :- (uski ore dekhte hue) ha , kapde to hain, aur raat ke time hum – tum bhi to hain.. (ankhn maar di maine)
Choti :- Kya matlab aapka?
Main:- kya kya matlab, are ek hi rajai main dono soyenge to thand kaha lagegi?
Choti :- ha wo to hai bhai, garmi ho jati hain.
Main :- ab hot chick ke saath sone pe garmi nahi hogi to kya hoga (hasne laga maine)
Choti :- (blush karte hue) bhaiya, tease nahi karo… accha batao Truth Ya dare?
Main:- chal dare karte hai ise baar.
Choti :- (kuch sochte hue) Aap bhi ek mast wala dance kar ke dikhao, maine to kiya tha aaj na?
Main :- (apna sir na main hilate hue) kya re tu bhi, mujhse dance karwayegi, chal saath main karte hain tab to karunga.
Choti :- aapki dare thi, but chalo, saath dungi.
Yeh keh ko wo uth gai, main bhi utha, aur hum dono ne ek bakchodi wala dance kiya-
Thoda der aise hi backchodi wale dance ke baad dono wapas se baith gaye aur phir se maine dono ka peg banaya, mast strong wala aur pine lage.
Main:- maza aaya na re, saath main karne maon?
Choti :- (haste hue) ha aaya to bhaiya, but aapko bilkul nahi aata gai.
Main :- ab kya karu choti, nahi aata to nahi aata. Kisi ne sikhaya hi nahi. Wayse tu badhiya karti hai dance. Kaha se sikha?
Choti :- khud se, dance steps dekh dekh kar. Wayese main bhi bas uu hi, thoda bahut kar leti hu.
Main :- nahi re accha karti hai tu, social media pe dala kar badhiya views aur subscribers aayenge.
Choti :- dhat, ye bhi koi social media pe post ki chiz hain.
Main:- are nahi to kya, jayda se jayda, face hide kar le, sexy sexy kapdo main dance kiya kar aur post daal dena. Mast views aayenge.
Choti :- kya bhaiya, duniya ko jism ki kahe numaish karni, main nahi karti ye sab.
Main :- pagal hai, kya numaish, jinke paas hai, wahi to dikhayenge, aaj kal foreign me accha trending hai ye, jald hi India main bhi trend aayega uska. Mera to suggestion hai, jarur kar, editing kar ke face and background change ho jata hai, kisi kobpata nahi chalega kiska account hai aur kaun hai.
Choti :- are you serious? Behan ke jism ki numaish karne ki salah de raho ho aap duniya ke samne.
Main :- pagal hai, nangi video thodi na dalne ko bol raha hu. Accha dance karti hai, usko karne ko bol raha hu, pure kapde main kar, fir bhi mast chalega tera.
Choti :- Nahi karna ye sab bha, kisi ne pehchan liya topanga aur I’m not comfortable aise nachte hue infon of Camera.
Man:- kya re Choti, nahi karna ho to mat karna, but I can guarantee ki koi nai pehchanega. Aur jaysa mere samne kar liya wasa camera ke samne, chal main camera man ban jaunga tera. Ok.
Choti :- (nah main sir hilate hue) nahi bhai,nahi ho payega.
Main:- kya bewkoofi hai, main bol raha hu na ki koi panga nahi hoga, mere pe bharosa nahi? Accha chal ek kaam karte hai, daily ek video main record karunga tera, edit karte hai aur post nahi karte, aise 10-15 video ho jaye, aur tab tak confidence aa jaye tohi naya account bana ke post karenge, ok?
Choti :- (thoda der sochi, phir boli) accha try karenge, but nahi pasand aaya mujhe aisa karna to aap koi post nahi karoge ok?
Main :- k done, (mere man main laddu phoot rahe the, mast mast darshan honge iske daily ab)
Hum baat karte isse pahleghanti baj gai, hamne apna apna Peg piya, aur darwaja khola, wo house boat wale husband wife the, unhone khana rakh diya, humne unhe thanks kaha aurwo chale gaye ye bol ke ki subah clean karenge. Unke jane ke baad, hamne gate wapas se band kiya aur aa ke wapas baith gaye aur ek ek peg banaya dono ka.
Main :- accha chal ab teri badi, bol truth ya dare?
Choti :- (kuch sochte hue) Truth, kyuki dare bolungi to phir tum dance arne bologe aur asha jayda ho raha hai mujhe.
Main :- (ek mushkan ke saath) Itna acccha dance hi karti ho tum, baar baar an karta dekhne ka. Khair truth boliho to wo bhi thik hai, ye batao, Tumhara Pehla Kiss?
Choti :- (sir na me hilate hue) nahi kiya kisi ko kiss, jis tarah ka kiss tum uch ahe us trah ka kiss.
Main :- (haste hue) seriously, you haven’t kissed anyone on lips?
Choti :- nahi kabhi kisi ke saath nahi kiya.
Mai :- (uske hoton ko dhyan se dekhte hue, apni jeebh apne hohon pe chalai maine aur kaha) pata nahi mujhe yakin nahi hota ki in rasile hotonko ka swad abhi ak tumne kisi ko nahi chakhya. Janne ki icch hai kyu?
Choti :- kya kyu (uski ankhen, jo ki bilkul lal thi meri ankhonmain dekh rahi thi) bas koi aisa deserving nahi mila tha isliye aur kyu.
Main apni jagah se sarak ke uske samne baith gay, aur uski ankhon main dekhte hue..
Main :- sah main, aisa koi deserving nai mila tha tujhe pahle, kya mujhe ye awsar ml sakta hai?
Choti :- (ekdum mereankhon main dekhte hue) par aap to bhai ho… aisa kase?
Main :- sirf tere labo ke ras ka swad lena chahta hu, isse jayda kuch nahi, main bhi to janu,ki in untouched rasile hothon ka swad kaisa hota hai??
Choti :- (meri ankhon main dekhte hue) But bhaiya, ye ..
Wo abhi itnaboli thi ki main aage badh ke uske hothn pe apne hothonhalka sa rakh ke uske niche wale lips pe halka sa suck kar ke piche hath gaya, kuch ise prakar –
Choti ki ankhen ek dum se chauriho gai aur wo meri ankhon main dekh rahi thi, dono ne kuch bola nahi aur ekdum se khamohi cha gai waha pe. Dono ko ek dusre ki sansen sunai de rahi thi
Kuch der ek dusreki ankhon main dekhte hue, maine kaha..
Main :- wao!, it was… something
Choti :- (meri ankhon main ghoorte hue) aapne ye kyukiya?? Ye sahi nahi tha..
Main :- Kya kiya maine? Just a peck aur to kuch ahi tha Choti. You didn’t like it? Tumko accha nahi laga?
Choti :- baat mere accha lagne ya nahi lagne ki nahi hai, hum aisa nahi kar sakte.
Main :- kya hua, tum to BFF bhi ho na mei, kya badi baat ho gai isme
Hamari ankhen ek dusre ke saath lock thi bilkul..
Choti : ha hai BFF, isi liye man kuch keh nahi rai hu, but hum aur bhi kuch hain, is karan se ye…
Main :- (uski beech main rokte hue) ye batao, tumo accha laga ki nahi..
Choti :- baat nahi ghoomao bhai aap…
Main:- nahi ghuma raha hu, tumse kuch puch raha hu.
Choti :- bhai, aapko pata hai, mera ye pehli dafa tha aur aapne, bina puche mere lips pe kiss kar liya, aap batao, main kya bolu ab aapko.
Main:- Thanks bol de…
Choti :- thanks kyu bolu main aapko?
Main:- kyuki ab tera pehla kiss tujhe mil gaya hai.
Choti :- (sir na me hilate hue) aap na har baat ko hawa main ua dete ho, it was a big deal..
Main :- is it? Mujhe to nahi laga.
Maine aage badh ke same style maijn use phir s lips pe kiss kar diya..
Wo behari phir se mujhe dekhte reh gai aur kuch nahi boli, maine hi bola.
Main:- ya gajab ka taste hai, chal khana kha lete hain nahi to ek – do baar aur cvhakh liya maine inhe to phir khana khane ki iccha nahi bachegie.
Wo kuch nahi bol pai aur main uth ke khana ke table ki tarad badh gaya, wo bchari sir na main hilate hue, mere piche piche table pe a ke baith gai.
Ham aamne samne baithe the aur ek dusre ki ankhon main dekhte huie hi ham khana nikal rahe the, phirwayse hi khane lage. Ek gajab ki kashis thi uski ankhon main, nashe se lal uski ankhen, mere lund ko hila dula rahi thi but maine apne upar shyam rakha aur wayse hi humne khana khaya.
Phir hamne hath wagarh dho ke ja ke bed pe let gaye, thode der to aise hi rahe phir main as usual usse chipak ke usko piche se pakad ke so gaya. Koi baat hum dono main nahi hui thi, but main uski upar niche hote hue tej sanson ko mehsoos kar sakta tha aur wo pakka mera Lund apne gand pe mehsoos kar pa rahi hogi, but dono kuch bole nahi ek dusre ko, aur nashe ki wajah se kab nind aa gai mujhe kuch pata nahi chala.
