Update 33
Rohan aur Ravi chounk par khade the.. Aman aur Shekhar ko unhone jaanboojh kar gali ke kone se hi was bhej diya.. khidkiyon ke andar lahra rahe parde, copper colour ka gate aur deewaron par puta rang.. sab kuchh Rohan ka jana pahchana sa tha.. isiliye thoda vichlit tha…
“yaar kisi na kisi ko toh bahar aana chahiye tha… pata nahi andar koyi hai bhi ya nahi…!” Rohan ne hatash hote huye kaha…
“aa jayega yaar.. yahan baithkar aaram se moongfali khata rah.. kabhi na kabhi toh Bhabhi ji dikh hi jayengi….” Ravi ne kaha… ek moongfali ki rehdi ke paas saamne wale ghar ke chabootre par dono baithe the…
Achanak ghar ke andar se aayi aawaj ne dono ko uchhalne par majboor kar diya…
“Neeru beti.. main market ja rahi hoon.. aakar darwaja band kar le…!”
“aayi mummy… jao aap.. main kar loongi.. jaldi aana.. mujhe tuition jana hai..” bahar baithkar aawaj par kaan lagaye baithe Rohan aur Ravi ko andaja lagane mein der na huyi ki baad mein aayi nihayat hi sureeli aawaj sirf aur sirf Neeru ki hi thi..,” Yaar.. aawaj toh badi pyari hai.. bhagwan kare.. shakal bhi aawaj ke mutabik hi ho…!” Ravi ne dua ki…
“pata hai Ravi.. jab hum Batala ke liye chale the toh main sirf yahi soch raha tha ki ek baar sirf dekh kar aana hai.. ki mere sapne mein kuchh sachchayi bhi hai ya nahi.. Seriously Neeru se mujhe koyi lena dena nahi tha… par yaar.. yahan ki aabo-hawa, ye ghar.. ye chounk.. aur ye aawaj.. sab kuchh apna sa lag raha hai yaar.. aisa lagta hi nahi ki ye sab mere liye naya nahi hai… aisa lag raha hai jaise.. yahin par rahne lag jaaun.. ye aawaj sunta rahoon.. sach yaar.. mujhe yahan bahut apnapan mahsoos ho raha hai.. koyi toh baat hogi na..? wo bhi mera yunhi intjaar kar rahi hogi ya nahi? … agar usne meri baat sun’ne se saaf mana kar diya toh…!” Rohan aankhon hi aankhon mein kahin aur hi khoya hua tha…
“abhi se itni lambi mat soch yaar.. dekh.. aunti ji aa rahi hain… ye hi teri sasu maa hai.. gour se dekh le..” kahte hi Ravi khada ho gaya aur sir jhuka kar dono hath jod liye,” Namaste aunty ji!” Rohan ghabrakar palti maar gaya
“Namaste beta ji!” kahkar mataji ruk gayi..,” kuchh kaam hai beta?”
“nahi.. bus auntyji.. yun hi.. aap bade hain.. bujurg hain hamare.. bus isiliye…” Ravi abhi bhi hath jode khada tha…
“bhagwan tumhara bhala kare beta.. jug jug jiyo!” kahkar mataji muskurayi aur aage badh gayi…
“oye.. marwayega kya saale..? aise kyun toka?” Rohan ne unke jate hi Ravi ko latad lagayi…
“he he he.. bhai.. main toh abhi se jaan pahchan kar raha hoon.. shadi ke baad bhabhi ji ko lene tumhare sath mujhe hi toh aana hai.. aur fir dekh.. aashirwad bhi mil gaya..!” Ravi ko rohan ki latad se koyi farq nahi pada….
“tu bhi ghamchakkar hai poora.. agar aaj Neeru nahi dikahyi di toh? inhone ab tera chehra bhi yaad kar liya hoga.. aaj ke baad mere sath yahan mat aana….!” Rohan ne gussa hote huye kaha….
“chhod na yaar.. aaj ke baad yahan aana hi nahi padega tujhe.. bahar hi milna bhabhi ji se.. ek minute.. main abhi aaya….” Ravi ne kaha aur darwaje ki aur badh gaya…
“oye Ravi.. marwayega kya? kahan ja raha hai..? wapas aa..!” Rohan hadbadakar khada ho gaya…
Ravi ne wapas mudkar batteesi dikhayi aur Rohan ki parwah na karte huye gate par pahunch gaya aur bell baja di….
Tabhi usko gate ki jhirriyon ke beech se ladki ke aa rahe hone ka ahsaas hua.. man hi man usne bhagwan ko yaad kiya aur gate khulne ka intjaar karne laga….
“haan ji.. tummmm?” Haan ji sirf ladki ne bola tha.. par ‘tummmm’ dono ke munh se ek sath nikla… Ravi do kadam pichhe hat gaya.. Darwaje par Ritu khadi thi.. wahi patli aur lambi sundar si ladki jiske sath Ravi ki bus mein aur fir car mein muthbhed huyi thi…..
“aa.. a.. haanji.. par aapka naam toh Ritu hai na?” Ravi boukhlate huye bola…
“haan.. toh? yahan kya lene aaye ho..? tumhe kaise mila ye ghar…” Ritu ne tunaktee huye apne dono hath kulhon par jama liye….
“wwo.. hum toh.. aise hi aa gaye the ji.. bhatakte huye.. maaf karna.. par wwo.. kahan hain?” Ravi ne girte padte apni baat poori ki….
“wo koun? tumhe chahiye kya?” Ritu ki aawaj tej hokar ab Rohan ke bhi kaano mein padne lagi thi….
Ritu ke gusse se bolte rahne ke karan Ravi abhi tak sambhal nahi paya tha..,” wwo.. bbhh.. bhabhi ji!”
“koun bhabhi ji.. ? tumhara dimag kharab hai kya? yahan koyi bhabhi ji nahi rahti… tum aakhir aaye kya lene ho?” Jaise hi Ritu ne usko khari khari sunate huye apna hath aage kiya.. Ravi ko gajab ka bahana mil gaya,” hamara fone! oye Rohan.. aaja.. mil gaya tera fone.. mera shak sahi tha.. inhone hi churaya hai.. shakal se hi pata lag raha tha… ki inhi ka kaam hai?” Ravi ab usko hawi hone ka mouka nahi dena chahta tha..
“fone?” Rohan ki samajh mein abhi tak nahi aaya tha ki wo kisliye gaya tha aur ab kya bak raha hai.. par Ravi ke bulane par wah mann hi mann usko galiyan deta hua gate par hi pahunch gaya,” kya hua?”
“are.. tera fone.. ye dekh iske hath mein..!” Ravi Ritu ke hath mein Rohan ke jaisa fone dekh uske sir par chadhne ko utaaru ho gaya…
ab hadbadane ki bari Ritu ki thi.. iss tarah se khud par gali mein iljaam lagte dekh wah hadbada gayi..,” hamein toh ye.. bus mein mila tha…!” Ritu ki najrein jhuk gayi…
“achchha.. bus mein mila tha.. bus mein toh main bhi baitha tha… mujhe kyun nahi utha layi tum.. bolo.. kah deti mil gaya tha bus mein…!” Ravi lagataar uske sir par chadhta ja raha tha…
“chup bhi kar yaar ab.. itna bolne ki jarurat kya hai?” Rohan ne usko shant karne ki koshish ki….
“kyun na bolun main? ghar aaye mehmaan ko pani poochhna toh door.. ijjat utarne par utar aayi ye…! isko toh ye bhi yaad nahi raha ki kaise maine inko lift dilwayi thi….” Ravi ki aawaj aur oonchi ho gayi….
“aa..aap pls andar aa jayiye.. yahan tamasha kyun kar rahe hain..?” Ritu ne poori najakat ke sath kaha….
“nahi.. hamein nahi aana… ” Ravi bol hi raha tha ki Rohan ne usko pichhe se dhakka mara,” chal raha hoon na yaar.. dhakka kyun maar raha hai..” aur fir Ritu ko ghoorte huye iss andaj mein uss’se bhi aage badh gaya jaise wo unka nahi, uska ghar ho…
“aa jayiye.. aap andar baithiye.. main abhi aati hoon..!” kahkar Ritu upar bhag gayi…
“tu itna chilla kyun raha tha bey? mera patta saaf karwana hai kya?” Rohan ne andar jakar sofe par baithte hi Ravi ko kosa….
“achchha.. tujhe mera chillana sun gaya.. uska nahi suna kis tarah meri ijjat taar taar kar rahi thi.. fir mujhe uske hath mein tera fone dikh gaya.. mainitna sunahara mouka kaise jane deta.. he he he!” Ravi ne hanste huye apni chhati choudi kar li…
” theek hai yaar.. par hum yahan Neeru ke liye aaye the.. bhool gaya kya?” Rohan ne shant hote huye kaha….
“oh teri.. main toh sach mein hi bhool gaya tha.. sorry yaar.. aree.. hum toh ghar ke andar aa gaye.. dekh!” Ravi sofe se uchhal pada….
“chup.. koyi aa raha hai..” Rohan ke kahte hi dono shant ho gaye….
aur Neeru ke kamre mein kadam rakhte hi Rohan sudh budh khokar khada ho gaya aur usko apalak dekhne laga.. halanki wo iss pari ko pahle dekh chuka tha.. par ab ki toh baat hi dusri thi… patiyala hulka neela kadhayi wala suit daale huye wo sachmuch kisi pari se kam nahi lag rahi thi.. uske ang ang se najakat tapak rahi thi… Rohan ka man mayur thirak utha.. hushn aisa ki kurbaan hone ko dil kare.. fir Rohan toh usko dekhne se pahle hi apna maan chuka tha.. iss aseem khushi ko sahan nahi kar pa raha uska dil balliyon par aa tanga..
Dheeme dheeme kadmon se najarein jhukaye huye wo chalkar unke paas aayi aur jaise hi jhuk kar usne tray table par rakhi.. reshmi baalon ki ek lat uski aankhon ke saamne ludhak aayi…
khadi hokar usne apni lat ko kaan se pichhe le jate huye madhur aawaj mein aagrah kiya..,” baithiye na…!”
Rohan toh khada hokar jaise baithna hi bhool gaya.. apalak usko dekhte huye bola,” Ji.. thanx!” par khada hi raha…
“arey.. baithiye toh sahi.. thanda lijiye…!” Neeru ne usko fir toka….
“ji.. baith raha hoon..!” Neeru ke chehre par baras rahe soundarya ke anupam noor mein Rohan iss kadar kho gaya tha ki iss baar bhi khada hi raha… Ravi ne uska hath pakad kar kheench liya..” baith ja yaar…!”
“oh haan..!” Rohan Neeru ke mohpash se jaise abhi mukt hua…
“aap lijiye hum aate hain..” Kahkar Neeru jane lagi….
“aap hi Neeru bh.. ji hain na..!” Ravi ke munh se bhabhi ji nikalta nikalta rah gaya..
Itna sunte hi Neeru chounk kar palti…,” aapko mera naam kaise maloom? ye naam toh koyi leta hi nahi.. yahan par.. bachpan mein tha mera ye naam…!” Neeru ne achraj se Ravi ke munh ki aur dekha….,” Mera naam ab Sheenu hai.. pls dobara wo naam mat lena….
“dekh lo ji.. hain na ham kamaal ke.. hum toh aapke pichhle janmon ki baat bhi jaante hain…!” Ravi ne muskurate huye kaha…
Neeru ne iss baat ko majak mein liya.. Ravi ke majak ko ijjat dene ke liye hulka sa muskurayi aur bahar nikal gayi….
“kaisi lagi bhabhi ji?” Uske jate hi Ravi ne Rohan ke kandhe se kandha bhidaya…
“ye toh maine kabhi sapne mein bhi nahi socha tha yaar… itni sundar ladki maine aaj tak nahi dekhi..!” Rohan saatwein aasmaan par tha….
“dekhi kyun nahi? uss din bus mein nahi dekhi thi kya?” Ravi ne yaad dilaya…
“haan par.. uss din maine iss najar se nahi dekha tha yaar.. bus ek pal ke liye hi najrein thahri hongi iss par…!” Rohan ne apni baat bhi poori nahi ki thi ki Ritu aur Neeru dono kamre mein aa gayi,” ye lijiye aapka fone..!”
“thanx..” fone lete huye jaise hi Rohan ki ungaliyon ne Neeru ke hath ko sparsh kiya.. uske dil ke sabhi taar mano jhanjhana uthe.. itna jadu tha uske hathon mein…
tabhi Ritu bharbharati huyi bol padi,” hamne chori nahi kiya tha.. seat ke neeche pada tha.. hamne socha sardar ji ka hoga.. hamne wahin driver ko bhi dene ki sochi thi.. par hamein laga ye theek nahi.. jiska bhi hoga wo fone toh karega hi.. tabhi usko bata denge.. ghar aakar dekha toh iski battery dead ho chuki thi.. hamare paas charger bhi nahi tha iska… chaho toh auntiji se poochh lena.. hamne aate hi unko bata diya tha….”
“oho.. aap toh dil pe le gayi.. aapko pata hai na ki meri majak karne ki aadat hai..” Ravi kahkar muskurane laga….
“tumse koun baat kar raha hai?” Ritu ne gusse se kaha toh Neeru hans padi…
“theek hai.. thanx.. hum chalte hain..” kahte huye Rohan uth khada hua…
Bahar nikalne se pahle Rohan ne mudkar dekha.. par Neeru toh usko chhodne bahar tak bhi nahi aayi.. wah dusri aur munh kiye seedhiyan chadh rahi thi…..
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