Bade Ghar Ki Chutain – Update 22
Mere pass behas Ka time nahi tha.. isliye Maine apni ankhen band karte hue kalu ke thook ko apne Gale se niche utar liya.. aur Jaise hi thook mere Gale se utra waise hi Meri ankhon see Ashu bhi nikal pade..
Kalu – sabas ab ja..
Jaise hi kalu ne mujhe choda.. waise hi main kitchen me ghus gayi..
Rehan – kalu tum abhi bhi yahi ho.. aur ye tumhare hath me saree kiski hai..
AB AGEY..
Rehan – kalu tum abhi bhi yahi ho.. aur ye tumhare hath me saree kiski hai..
Kalu – chote Malik.. Malkin ne ye saree kisi jarurat mand aurat ko dene ke liye bola hai..
Rehan – ammi ne..
Kalu – haa.. waise ap kahin ja rahe hai..
Rehan – ha kitchen me Pani pine..
Jab Maine ye suna toh Mera jism dar ki wajah se kampne laga..
Aleena – (ya a..ha. Rehan ko yaha ane see rok do.. please.)
Kalu – (Sala agar isne sachme Aleena ko aise dekh liya toh.. nahi aisa nahi hona chaiye.)
Kalu – chote malik AP Kyu taqlif lete hai.. AP apke kamre me jaiye main apke liye pani leke ata hun..
Rehan – koi baat nahi kalu main AA gaya hun toh Pike hi Chala jaunga..
Kalu – chote malik AP colacter hai.. apka samay bohot kimti hai . Humara Kya hai.. isliye bol rahe hai..
Rehan – Chalo thik hai le aaoo.. aur main collector hun.. samjhe.. ha haaa
Kalu – ji AP toh samaj Gaye na..
Ashif – Kon Kya samaj gaya.. mujhe bhi toh koi kuch bataie..
Ye awake sunke toh mere ankhon see Ashu hi jhalak pade..
Kalu – (Sala ab bas ishi ki kami thi..)
Rehan – wo abbu..
Kalu – kuch nahi Malik.. hum AP dono ke liye Pani leke ate hai..
Ye kehte hue kalu kitchen me AA gaya..
Kalu – ye lo Malkin apki saree.. pehenlo..
Aleena – ye saree agar main pehenke kitchen se Bahar jaungi.. toh Rehan Kya sochega..(subakte hue) tumne Meri izzat.. Mera parivar sab barbad kardiya..
Kalu (Ashu pochte hue) – chahe humari jaan hi Kyu na daav pe lagani pade.. lekin hum apki izzat ko jarasi bhi anch nahi ane denge.. AP sirf ye saree pehenke taiyar rahiye..
Ye kehte hue kalu do glass me Pani leke hall me Chala gaya.. jab Tak Maine saree pehen li..
Aleena – ab main kitchen se kaise niklungi .
Kalu – humne kaha na.. chahe aj Hume humari Jan hi Kyu na dab pe lagani pade.. lekin aj hum apko Bina kisiki najron me ayie yaha se nikal lenge..
Phir kalu ne ek vegetable katne Wala knife uthaya..
Kalu – AP side me diwar ki side chup jaiye taki apko gate se koi dekh na sake.. aur jab main ishara dun.. tab nikal Jana..
Ye kehte hue kalu ne Meri ankhon me dekhte hue hi right hath se uski left hatheli ko kat liya..
Aleena (shocked) – ye tum Kya..
Aur bhagte hue hall me Chala gaya..
Kalu (chilate hue) – ahaaaa malikkk humara hath aaaaa cut gayaaa..
Ashif (gusse me)- ye Yee tune Kya.. kaise Kar liya..
Rehan – abbu abhi AP gussa mat kariye.. dekhiye kalu ke hath se kitna khoon nikal Raha hai..
Kalu – ahaaaa malikkk galati se humara hath chaku pe rakha gaya..
Ashif – Abe bewakof.. kitna bada idiot hai tu…
Kalu – ahaaaa maaaaa nikallll jaaoooo jaldiiiii
Ashif – Kyaaa baakkk Raha hai..
Kalu ke aise chilane se main samaj gayi.. yahi uska ishara hai.. aur jab Maine kitchen se jhaka toh Rehan aur ashif dono ka dhyan kalu pe tha.. phir mauka dekhke main kitchen se chupte hue nikal ke stairs Tak pohochi.. aur stairs se chadte hue apne room me AA gayi.. aur jaldi se dusri saree nikalke change Kar li.. aur phir dubara nicche hall me pohochi..
Aleena – ye sohr kaisa tha..
Ashif – arre us bewakof kalu ne uska hath Kat liya..
Aleena – Kya.. par kaise..
Ashif – pata nahi kaise hath khade chaku pe rakh diya.. us bewakof ko khada chaku Tak nahi dikha..
Aleena – ab kaha hai..
Ashif – Rehan ushe doctor ke pass leke gaya hai..
(Raat 10 baje)
Aleena – (Ashif se puchun Kya.. kahin uski hatheli jyada toh nahi cut gayi..)
Aleena – (cut gayi Jo toh cut Jaye.. mujhe Kya.. galati toh ushi ne ki thi.. Meri saree bhich hall me nikaldi . Agar koi dekh leta toh.. he deserves it..)
Aleena – (Jo bhi ho.. akhir usne mere liya hi hatheli Kati thi. Taki main kitchen se safely nikal sakun..)
Aleena – (lekin agar wo bewakof aisa karta hi nahi . Toh iski jarurat bhi nahi thi..)
Aleena – (ya a..ha. Kya Karun Mera dimag..)
Ashif – Kya hua Aleena.. tum tensed lag rahi ho koi baat hai Kya..
Aleena – nahi wo aisa kuch nahi hai..
Ashif – toh ab book side me rakh do . Aur so jaoo..
Aleena – hmm..
(Next day..)
Maine Ashif se toh nahi pucha.. aur kalu see puch nahi sakti thi.. lekin Rehan see pucche Bina khudko nahi rok payi.. sidhe nahi.. thodi baat ghumake . Kyuki Wajah kuch bhi ho.. akhir usne mere liye hi uski hatheli Kati thi..
(Sham 6 baje)
Kalu (kitchen me ghuste hue) – apko Meri fikhra ho rahi thi..
Aleena (shocked) – tum yaha.. aur Kya bol rahe ho.. mujhe tumhari fikhra bhala Kyu hogi..
Kalu – accha.. toh chote Malik see mere bare me kisliye puch rahi thi..
Aleena – (ya a..ha. Jo dar tha wahi hua.. Rehan ne sayad ishe Bata Diya..)
Aleena – nahi puccha.. bas confirm Kar rahi thi.. kahinn..
Kalu – kahin Meri hatheli jyada toh nahi Kati..
Aleena – haa.. lekin dekhke lag raha.. kuch khas nahi hai..
Kalu – Kya.. apko Mera palistar nahi dikh Raha.. kaise Mera pura hath palistar see lipta hua hai..
Aleena (thode gusse me) – toh wo bahiyat harkat kisne ki thi..
Kalu – (Maine sachme Kal kuch jyada hi Kar Diya . Itne jaldi iske sath jabardasti itna kuch nahi karna chahiye tha.. wo toh accha hai iske liye hatheli Kat li.. warna yaha naukri toh Kya.. ye Meri Jaan hi niklwa leti..)
Kalu (mere pairon me girte hue.) – Hume maaf kardijiye Malkin.. apne humare babuji ke bare me Ulta sidha bola toh hum khudko rok nahi paye.. kripa karke Hume maaf kardijiye.. hum wada karte hai.. agge se apko koi sikayat ka moka nahi denge..
Aleena – (waise galati Meri bhi thi.. khamaka iske baap ko bichme le ayie thi..)
Aleena – think hai ye tumhari akhri galati hogi.. Jo main maaf Kar rahi hun..
Kalu – sukriya Malkin.. apka bohot bohot sukriya..
Aleena – aur dhyan rakhna tum mere sath koi aisi waisi harkat nahi karoge.. kaisi bhi nahi.. samjhe..
Main tu see tum pe aa gayi thi.. aur ye mujhe khud pata nahi Chala.. ki main kab kalu ko tu ki jagah tum bulane lagi..
Kalu – ji ji bilkul Malkin.. apka bohot bohot sukriya..
Aleena – tumhare hath me palistar hai na.. toh tum jabtak utar nahi jata kampe maat ana . Main Rehan see bol dungi..
Kalu – (ab ishe Aram Aram se phasana padega. Koi jaldwaji nahi Kar sakta..)
Kalu – jaisa AP kahen Malkin..
(Next day.. at 2:0 clock..)
(Aamira’s view)
Aamira – aise Aqil dekho aise.. right ghumna hai..
Iqbal – arre kalu tum yaha Kya Kar rahe ho.. tumhare hath me toh palistar hai.. bhabhijaan ne tumhe aramke liye bola hai.. toh yaha Kyu..
Kalu – bas yahi puchne aye the.. ki Malkin ko humse koi Kam toh nahi..
Aamira – nahi kaluji koi Kam nahi hai.. apka jabtak palistar nahi khul jata AP Aram hi kariye..
Kalu – thik hai Malkin.. waise ap aqil ko dance sikha rahi hai..
Aamira – ha wo 26 Jan. Ko aqil ke school me function hai.. bas uski taiyari Kara rahi hun..
Kalu – accha toh apko dance ata hai..
Iqbal – dance.. Kya baat Kar rahe ho kalu.. wo state championship winner reh chuki hai..
Kalu – wah Malkin.. apka toh jawab nahi.. (dhire se) Kya hum apka dance akele dekh sakte hai..
Iqbal kauch pe the.. Jo thoda dur tha.. isliye Iqbal ne kalu ki baat thikse nahi Suni thi.. lekin mujhe saaf saaf sunai di thi.. aur kaluji mujhe hi toh sunana chate the..
Aamira – ( ye Jo kaluji bole Maine thik suna Kya.. )
Iqbal – Kya kalu.. tumne kuch kaha..
Kalu – nahi Malik.. kuch nahi..
Aqil – ammi thak gaya hun . Pyas lagi hai..
Aamira – itne jaldi thak gaya.. ruk main Pani leke ati hun..
Ye kehte hue main kitchen me chali gayi.. Iqbal ka muh kitchen se dusri taraf tha.. aur iska faida uthake kalu bhi kitchen me mere Picche Picche hi AA gaya..
Kalu (dhire se) – Malkin apne kuch jawab nahi Diya..
Aamira (baat ko ansuna karte hue) – kis baat ka jawab..
Kalu – wahi apka dance hum akele me dekhna chate hai..
Aamira – lekin..
Main itna hi bol payi..
Kalu – please Mana maat kariyega.. waise bhi apko pyar karne ka koi bhi mauka nahi milpa Raha.. hamari tadap kamse Kam apke dance see thodi Kam toh hogi.. please..
Aamira – (ya a..ha. ab main Kya Karun.. kaise kaluji ko Mana Karu..)
Aamira – Iqbal jyadatar gharpe hi rehte hai.. aise me ye sab kaise.. bohot risky hai..
Kalu – wo sab AP humpe chod dijiye.. Hume sab pata hai.. raat ko khana khane ke baad Malik sone se pehle kamse Kam ghante bharke liye news dekhte hai.. bas apko ushi samay thalane ka bahana banake chat pe ana hai.. bass..
Aamira – lekin chat pe kaise.. main aur ye sab agar Iqbal ne dekh liya toh..
Kalu – wo sab AP humpe chod dijiye.. bas raat ko 8:30 pe main gate kholke rakhna.. hum chupke see pehle hi chat pe chale jayenge..
Ye kehte hue kaluji kitchen se nikalke Ghar ke Bahar chale Gaye..
To get continued…

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