Update 57
Bhid jama ho gayi. Acid dekh kar Indu to tharra he gayi, chhan me he usne bhayawan drisya ka anubhaw kar li, aur dar ke mare kapp rahi thi. Idhar bhid jabtak kuch samjh pati, ki ho kya raha hai, aur koi action leti, uss se pahle he…. Amar ne wo sisi Indu ke baal par puri urel dali………
Acid parte he bal ke upar se dhuan uthta sab ne dekha. “Yes I did it” kahta hua Amar hasne laga. Indu shocke ke mare kapti hui jamin par gir gayi.
Bhir jama ho chuki thi, jo Amar ko pakad kar pitna chahti thi, par iss se pahle ki bhid kuch karti, Amar ne dusri acid ki sisi bahar nikal liya, aur charo ore ghum-ghum kar wo sisi bhid ko dikhata hua….
“Koi aage nahi badhega, nahi to ye acid main kisi ke upar bhi fek dunga. Iss ladki ne kal mere sath ek bhadda mazak kiya tha, ye uska he natija hai, warna mujhe kisi se koi lena dena nahi”.
Utne me uske galon par ek tamacha para, aur acid ki sisi niche gir gayi. Apne balon me hath ferti iIndu, Amar ko kha jane wali najron se ghur rahi thi. Amar bhi kisi ullu ki tarah apne gal par hath dhare, bas Indu ko he dekh raha tha.
Indu…. Jahil, gawar, tumne mujhe ghura, maine tumhre sath mazak kiya. Ullu, ho kya jo itna nahi samjh paye ki acid dalne se kya hoga. Pata nahi acid ki jagah kya tha, par sukr hai acid nahi tha.
Amar…. Sala aaj kal acid bhi nakli aane laga. Tere baal nahi gaye ruk ustare se tera baal saaf kar dunga.
Tabhi phir ek jor ka tamacha para, ye tamacha Gaurav ka tha, iss baar hosh urr gaye Amar ke. Gate par afra-tafri dekh kar, college parsasan bhi wahan pahunch gayi. Bhid ko hataya gaya aur mukhya logon ko office le jaya gaya…
Principal…. Ye mere college me kya natak ho raha hai. Jab se college khula aaj tak ek bhi case nahi hua, ye tum logon ne samajh kya rakha hai.
Riti…. Kuch nahi sir thodi si galatfahmi ho gayi thi.
Principal…. Kaisi galatfahmi ?
Vasu…. Sir, wo hum sab bas Delhi me ho rahe acid ki wardaton par ek documentry bana rahe the, aur aas-pass ke logon ko laga sach me Amar acid fenk raha hai.
Principal….. Phir bhi, college me aise serious issues, aaj ke baad kuch aisa karna ho to pahle meri permission lena, phir baad me karna. Abhi warning de kar chhor raha hun, next time aisa behuda mazak hum jarra bhi tolrate nahi karenge.
Vasu aur Riti ne milkar principle office ka mamla bakhubi sambhal li thi. Princple ne jane ke liye kya bola, sab aise bhage jaise pichhe se koi kutta daura diya ho. Principal office se kuch dur aage aane ke baad….
Amar…. Ye tu kis chakki ka aatta khati hai, jo tujh par acid bhi asar nahi kiya. Tu insaan hai ya saitan.
Gaurav…. Chup, muh khola to battisi bahar kar dunga, tu ye bata kahin ye sach ka acid hota to janta hai kya hota.
Amar….. Sachi, kahta hun acid he tha, aur kya hota mera carrier kharab ho jata, par phir koi aisa mazak to nahi karta. Par ye sala acid ko kya hua jo kaam nahi kiya.
Pichhe se ek ladka Amar ke kandhe par hath rakhte huye…. Say thanks to me girls, maine acid ke badle bas ek aisa chemical diya jo hawa ke contact ke aate he dhuan deta hai, par kuch karta nahi.
Amar…. Niraj kaminey to ye tera kiya dhara hai. Sale tune aisa kyon kiya. Dekha nahi isne mera kya haal kiya.
Indu gusse me…. Bahut behuda ladke ho, tumhe akal hai ki nahi, main bas mazak kar rahi thi.
Amar…. Aise, honth par dant kat kar, itna seducutive baaten ki thi, aur kahti hai mazak kar rahi thi. Tujhe to main chhorunga nahi, dekh liyo tu.
Riti…. Chup-chup, chup ho jao dono, ab aur tamasaa nahi. Indu aap isse sorry bolo, maine dekha tha aap ke uss jhoot ke karan iska pagalpan, aur aap Amar, aap ko jarra bhi khyal nahi aaya, ki sach me acid hota to, iska kya hota. Jakar googla par search kijiye’ga, acid fekne ke baad body ke uss part ka kya hota hai. Be a good friend, aur aap dono ek dusre ko sorry kahoge.
Amar… Hmmmm ! Sorry miss, kahan bio-deta ki baat hui thi, aur ab tak naam bhi nahi pata.
Thodi der shanti bani rahi, aur sab Indu ki ore dekhne lage….
Amar…. Dekha sabne iski akad, kya, ghur kya rahi ho, ab tum bhi sorry kaho.
Indu… Huhhh ! Main kyon sorry kahun, nahi kahungi, main bhala kyon bolun.
Gaurav…. Ye to galat baat hai na, Isne kaha na sorry, ab tum bhi kaho.
Indu….. Manner less ladkey. Main ek khubsurat ladki hun, sorry kahna mere personality ko sobha nahi deta. Waise bhi main doston ko sorry nahi kahti.
Amar….. Kyaaa ? Dost, koi baat nahi dost, dosti me itna chalta hai.
Amar ki baat sunte he, sab jor-jor se hasne lage. Abhi kuch der pahle badla-badla kar raha tha aur abhi……
Niraj….. Sala pagal, kal he mithi baton par takla hua, raat bhar kahta raha khoon kar doonga, aur abhi…… Thuu hai tujh par.
Vasu…. Odd manner, Niraj sir. Kal ek mazak tha jo hadsaa hote-hote bacha, par abhi sab khatam hokar nayi surwaat hai. Nahi aisa nahi kahte.
Niraj…. Ha ha ha, main kaun sa serious tha.
Indu….. Amar tumhari bewkoofi ko dekhte huye, jo ki mere ek mazak se shuru hua tha, ab hum dost hain. Aur mere dost, main aaj apni bejjati karwate huye bhi, ek taklu ke sath Delhi ghumungi. Kya ready ho, par ab koi charcha nahi kal ke baat ki.
Amar… Dost to ho gaye lekin kahin kal wala haal na kar dena, nahi to iss baar choloroform launga. Wo inhone kaha na acid ka asar, wo dimag me chhap gaya, isliy behosh kar ke baal saaf kar dunga.
Indu…. Hee hee, nahi aisa karne ki jaroorat nahi, contact number apna mere mobile me save kar do, aur main nikalne se pahle call kar lungi.
Sab log haste huye nikle wahan se. Waise kuch der ke liye to Amar ne sabki jaan he nikal di thi, par bhala ho uske dost Niraj ka jisne aisa nahi hone diya. Charon apne kamre pahunchi.
Indu fresh hokar sabke pass thodi der ruki, phir muskurate huye kahne lagi, aaun jarra apne taklu aashiq ko Delhi ghuma kar.
Vasu…. Indu please ab koi aisa mazak mat karna jis se dono ki zindgiyon par asar ho.
Indu…. Don’t worry, meri bhi akal khul gayi hai, ab aisa nahi hoga.
Itna kah kar Indu, Amar ko call karti hostel se nikal gayi. Amar bhi jaise pahle se taiyar hokar baitha tha, Indu ke call aate he wo bhi bina koi deri kiye nikal gaya… Dono raste par… Cahlte huye..
Amar…. Indu hum kahan ja rahe hain…
Indu…. Achha batao hum kya hain
Amar…. Matlab
Indu…. Matlab humara relation kya hai ?
Amar….. Dost hain
Indu…. Hmmm ! To dost kahan jayenge.
Amar…. Aur yadi bf hota to kahan jati. Huhhhhhh ! Itna to mujh me bhi akal hai, sidha bolo na kahan jana hai.
Indu mann me sochti hui… “Kam akal nahi hai ye bhi, bahut chalu chij lagta hai”…. Phir amar se kahne lagi…. Main ye kahna chahti hun ki hum koi movie chalen.
Amar…. Abhi Friends With Benifit lagi hai, chale kya wo movie.
Indu…. Achha, Friends With Benifit
Amar apne chehre par ek kutil mukaan late huye… Haan baba wahi movie.
Indu…. Hmmm ! Ye wahi movie hai na jiske pahle scene me.. Dono hero aur heroin ka apne-apne gf-gf ke sath break-up ho jata hai. Hero aur heroin kaam ke silsile me milte hain, aur dono ki dosti ho jati hai. Phir ek din jab dono ek movie dekh rahe hote hain to apne-apne counterpart ko miss karte hain, phir ek deal hoti hai.. No emotion, no relationship, only intimacy, and enjoy the life. Phir dono alag ho jate hain, alag hone ke baad ek dusre ko miss karte hain aur anth me ek awesome purposal jaisa ladki ke khawon me tha. Kyonnn ?
Amar… Haan-haan, to tum ye movie dekh chuki ho. Waise hum dono dost hain to socha dosti ki iss pic ko dekh liya jaye.
Indu…. Achha ji, main khub samjhti hun. Too smart Amar, mere sath chance mar raha hai.
Amar…. Maine kab chance mara, achha tum par chhora, jahan chalna hai chalo.. Taxi-taxi
Ek taxi aakar unke pass ruki. Dono taxi me baithe…..
Indu… Aap kanad place ki taraph le chaliye.
Amar…. Wahan kyon ja rahe hain ?
Indu…. Pahle chalo, phir sab pata chal jayega.
Amar…. Koi suspence jaisa maloom parta hai, ghayal sherni ka badla type wali.
Indu…. Ghayal sherni samne se siakar karegi, na ki kahin le jakar sikar karwayegi. Ye sab jane do kal raat hua kya tha ?
Amar…. Huhhh ! Aisa bhi koi mazak karta hai kya ? Dekho mere sare baal chale gaye, ek to life me koi chhori nahi, aur jo chhori aayi usne life me agle teen-char mahine tak koi chhori na aaye aisa bandobast kar gayi.
Indu…. Heee heee, waise aur kahan kahan ke baal saaf karwa liye ?
Amar…. Dikhaun kya, pure ₹4000 kharch kar ke puri waxing karwa liye. Sare awanchit (bekar) baal aur sath me fencing (sir ke baal) wale baal bhi gaye, sab tumhare karan.
Indu… Yakkk gande itne baal rakhte kyon ho, safai kiya karo.
Amar…. Tumhe mazak sujh raha hai, mujhe ab bhi gussa aa raha hai uss baat ke liye.
Indu…. Ullu ho to main kya kahun. Koi mazak bhi karega to kya tum aisa karoge.
Amar…. Jhooti kahin ki, tumne mazak kiya tha, pata nahi kal kya-kya armaan saza liye maine ek pal me, aur sabko tumne intzar ke bhatti me jhonk di.
Indu…. Chhachunder, pahli mulkaat me he tumne itne sapne saza liye, main yadi milne aati to mere kapde he phad dete, sab niyat janti thi, isliye nahi aayi.
Amar…. Chup-kar jhooti. Niyat khrab karne wali kaun hai,
ab kya koi tumhe dekhe, to usse seduce kar ke aisa badla logi.
Indu…. Raat gayi baat gayi, aur ussi waqt kahi th, ki ab kal ki koi charcha nahi hogi.
Amar…. Lay khud kal ki baat chheri aur mujhe kah rahi hai.
Taxi ruk gayi, dono utre, taxi wala… ₹600 huye
Indu…. Amar khadey kyon ho, de do na paise.
Amar…. Main kyon dun paise, main thode na aaya hun yahan, waise bhi main koi bf nahi tumhara jo nakhre uthaun, abhi taza-taza dosti he hui hai bas wo bhi ek kharnaak hadse ke baad.
Indu…. How rude Amar. Meri aise he care karte raho to gf bhi ho he jaungi na tumhari.
Amar…. Pahle gf ban jao, phir care karta rahunga.
Indu…. Thik hai ho gayi gf, ab mere pyare Amar paise de do.
Amar…. Mamu samjhi hai kya, main nahi deta paise, waise bhi main purse bhul aaya hun ghar par.
Taxi wala…. Oye, dono aapas ki baten baad me karna, jaldi mere paise do.
Indu apne purse se paise nikal kar usse de di. “Kamina jyada over smart banta hai, ruk abhi pata chal jayega ki main tumhe yahan kyon lekar aayi hun”
