MAIN apni sochon main dooba hua tha ki tabhi MERE
kaano mai ek awaaz padi “Bechara kahin ka”.
MAINE jab idhar udhar dekha to paya.
EK KHOOBSURAT si ladki MERI side wali chair par
baithi hai.
MAIN-(idhar-udhar dekhne ka natak karte hue) Kaun
“Bechara” ?
LADKI-tum aur kaun hai yahan.
MAIN-“Main Bechara”…..par kaise ?
LADKI-hehehe….jiski Gf itna smart BF hote hue bhi
usko ,bhari canteen mai THAPPAD maar de.
usko “bechara” nahin to kya kahungi.
Ab MAIN bhi maje lene ke mood mai aagya.
MAIN-(Maje lete hue) dekho MADAM jo bhi naam hai
aapka.
Agar BF ko apni nayi-nayi DEMANDS poori krane ke liye
ek aadh THAPPAD bhi khana pad jaye to koi gam
nahin.
LADKI-Mera naam RANI hai.
lekin apne kya kaha kaisi “DEMANDS” main samjhi
nahin.
MAIN-pehle aap ye btao ki apka koi BF hai ya nahin.
LADKI-
MAIN-nahin hai to phir to rehne do.
Qki MAIN kisi “Bechari” sarif ladki ko nahin bigadna
chahta.
LADKI-par iska MERE BF hone ya na hone se kya
connection.
Aur han MISTER ,MAIN koi bechari wechari nahin hu.
MAIN-sarif bhi nahin ho ?
LADKI-wo to hun.
par tum wo btao na kya demands ke bare mai bta rahe
the.
MAIN-(use tadfate hue) uff yaar tumhara koi BF nahin
hai to ,tum nahin samjhogi hum ladkon ki demands.
LADKI-Abhi nahin hai par aage chal kar to banana hai
na, isliye tum bata do MUJHE.
MAIN-to fir aisa karo jab ban jaye to tab aana ,MAIN
bata dunga Ok.
Wo ladki Bechain hone lagi.MERI baat ko jaane ke liye.
Tabhi achanak Uske dimag mai pata nahi kya aaya wo
tapak se boli.
LADKI-chalo to tum ye maan lo TUM ,MERE BF ho.
Ab to bata do kya baat hai.
MAIN-par meri to already GF hai.
LADKI-GF nahin GFs.
MUJHE pata hai wo dono ladkiyan tumhari GFs hain.
aB ek aur ban jayegi to koi PAHAD nahi tut padega tum
par.
Waise bhi main DIKHNE mai jada buri bhi nahin hun.
MAIN-yaar dikhne mai to tum qtal ho.
pr meri GF banogi to tumhe bhi meri demands puri
karni hogi.
LADKI-(tang akar) puri to tab karungi na jab pata hogi
kya demand hai.Ab jaldi btao.
MAIN-wada karo pehle pura karogi.
WO THODI soch mai pad gayi.
LADKI-(jhijkte hue)ok wada kiya.MAINE bhi baat ko
aage bdhana hi sahi samjha aur bola.
MAIN-Meri demand thi “ANAL”.Par wo nahin maani.
Us ladki ka to muh hi khula ka khula reh gya ye sunke.
LADKI-tum logo ko jo milta hai.us se kya tumhara man
nahin bharta.
Jo ajib ajib demands rakhte ho.
MAIN-kya mil gaya mujhe yaar.
Wo “Licking, sucking ,fucking” kuch bhi to nahi karne
deti.
Aur dusri wali sirf ANAL karne se mana karti hai.
Tum btao ab ANAL ke liye kahan jaun.
LADKI-baat tumhari bhi thik hai. Ya to pehle BF hi na
bnao.
aur banao to demand bhi puri kro.
MAIN-tum karogi MERI demand puri?
LADKI-Apna muh band rakho samjhe.
MAIN-Q kya hua abhi tumne hi to MUJHE apna BF
bnaya tha.
Aur demand pura karne ka wada bhi kiya tha.
LADKI-wo to MAINE ye baat jaan ne ke liye jhut bola
tha. Tum to serious le gaye.
MAIN-(imotional drama karte hue) Aisi baat hai to
MERI ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
Kabhi dubara kisi ke bhi sath aisa majak na karna.
Kisi ka DIL bhi toot sakta hai.
Aur tumhe pata hai tumhara koi BF q nahi hai aur na hi
kabhi hoga ?
qki TUME kisi ki feelings ki kadar nahin hai.
WO to tum MUJHE bahut pyari aur sarif lagi.
isliye MAINE baat ko aage badhne diya tha.
LADKI-Apna ye blackmailing drama band kro samjhe.
MAIN to chali.
MAIN-jao MAIN bhi maan lunga ki koi bewafa meri
jindgi mai aayi thi.
jo WAADE karke nibha na payi.
LADKI-main koi BEWAFA nahin samjhe.
MAIN-to fir wafa kar ke dikhao aur apna wada pura
karo.
LADKI-yaar tumne to MUJHE fansa hi diya wada lekar.
MERA bhi dimag khrab tha jo khud tumhare pas chalke
ayi thi.
MAIN-ye baten chhodo.
AUR meri baat ka jawab do.
LADKI-tum pagal ho kya.
abhi hume 10min mile nahi hue. Aur tum sex karne ko
keh rahe ho.
aisa kahan hota hai yaar.
MAIN-q MUJHME KOI KAMI HAI.
LADKI-nahi aisi bat nahin hai.MUJHE thoda time
chahiye.
MAIN-matlab mai tumhe apni GF maan lu.
WO thoda sochkar.
LADKI-han maan lo yar.
MAIN-par tumhe kitna time chahiye.
LADKI-bas kuchh din.
MAIN-chalo lelo.
fir humne no.exchange kiye.saath mai kuchh khaya
piya.
FIR wo waha se ghar chali gayi qki wo yahin ki rehne
wali thi
