UPDATE -31
niche aaya to dinner taiyaar tha or maa dinning table pe sab lga rahi thi to mein maa ke paas chala gya or hath se unki gand ko masal diya
maa- yuvi har waqt ye sahi nahi lagta or teri maami bhi hai ghar me agar usne dekh liya to kya hoga
me- kya karu maa tumhare pas aate hi out of control ho jaata hu waise aaj raat ka kya program hai
maa- aaj holiday hai samjha na kyuki aaj raat teri maami mere kamre me mere sath sone wali hai
me- hey bhagwaan maa aap maami ke sath aise karogi
maa- chup gande bachhe vo matlab nahi hai mera
me- acha to phir kya matlab hai or mera kya hoga phir aaj
maa- ek raat ki to baat hai na yuvi plz babu samjha kar na
me – ok koi baat nahi mein to mazak kar raha tha
km- kya baate ho rahi hai maa bete me
me- are kuch nahi maami bus aise hi hasi mazak chal raha tha
km- to bhai mazaak to humein bhi acha lagta hai humse to nahi kiya tune
me- maa maami ke sath bhi kar lu kya agar aap kaho to( es pehle ki maa kuch kehti maami bol padi)
km- ab kya mazak bhi jiji se puch ke karega are teri maami hu tera haq hai mujh pe
me- dekh lo phir bura mat maan jaana
km- mein nahi maanti bura tu kar to sahi
me- jhel to logi na mera mazaak ( unki chuchiyo ko ghurte hue)
ab maami thodi jhep si gyi jab meri nazro ko dekha to
km- jab karega tab dekhenge
maa- yuvi( ghurte hue) jayda badmashi nahi
km- are jiji karne do na kyu daat rahi ho ek to bhanja hai mera
me- dekha maa aapko hi bura lgta hai maami to bilkul taiyaar hai
maa- chalo ab sab chup chaap khana khao
tab tak didi bhi niche agyi or hum sab dinning table pe kuch yu baithe ki km mere bagal me centar me maa or samne didi es waqt maami ne apni dress badal li thi or maa ki nighty pehan rakhhi thi or unme se sent ki khusbo aa rahi thi to maine dheere se maami ke kaan ke paas jaake kaha
me-kya baat hai maami bahut mehak rahi ho
km- bach rahiyo kahi behosh ho jaye
me- apko dekh ke hosh rehta bhi kaha hai aap itni hot jo lag rahi ho
km- jiji ab to yuvi ki shaadi kar do bada ho gya hai
maa- haa to tu hi dekh iske liye koi ladki
me- are dekhna kya hai maami hai na mein to inse hi kar lunga kyu maami
km- mere liye to chota hai tu hahaha
maa- chup kro or tu bhi es ke sath bachhi ban gayi chalo khana khao
me- (dheere se) vo to shadi karke pta chalega ki chota hu ya bada aap chahe to try karke dekh lo pehle kyu
meri baat sunke maami chehra sharam se laal ho gaya to mein hi bola
me- kya hua maami aap to bina kuch hi sharma gyi agar kuch karunga to kya haal hoga apka mujhe to nahi lagta ki aap jhel paogi mujhe jyada der
meri baat sunke maami ne meri taraf dekha to maine aankh maar di
maa- ye kya khusar pusar ho rahi yuvi khana kyu nahi kha rahe ho
me- kuch ni maa mein to puch raha tha machli kaisi bani hai kyu maami( ek hath maami ki chut ke paas jaangh per rakh diya or mera hath lagte hi maami dhaska lga)
maa- are aaram se kaaya lo pani piyo jaldi se
maami ne chup chaap pani piya or phir jaldi jaldi khaana khaane lagi
me- kaata agya tha kya maami
km- haa chota sa tha
me- dekh kar khaaiye agar bada agya to nuksaan jyada ho jayega
km- pehle pta ni tha ab dhyaan rakhungi
me- good girl my sweet maami( or ek bar phir se unki jaangh per hath rakh diya per es bar chut ke thoda nazdik waha garm sa tha) uuufff maa kitni garam hai
maa- to thandi karke kha na
me- maa mja to garam garam khaane me aata hai
km- dekh na kahi muh na jal jaye
maami ki baat sunke me samjh chuka tha ki ye bhi pyaasi hai to maine bhi sidha unki chut ko daboch liya mutthi me to maami ne ek dum se meri taraf dekha to maine bhi unhe dekhte hue ek ungli unki gili chut me ghusa di kapde ke upar se hi jis se unki aaaahhh nikal gayi
me- kya hua maami phir se kaata agya kya dekh na kahi maas me na ghus jaaye
didi- lagta hai maami ke pas machli ki jagah machla agya jo baar baar chub raha hai
maa- kuch bhi ye koi mazaak ki baat hai tu aram se kha kaaya
km- nahi jiji bus mera ho gya or uthne lagi
to maine kas ke maami ki chut ko bich liya
me- abhi kaha hua maami betho na or khaao
km- nahi yuvi plz( ankho se chod de plz) ab or nahi kha paoungi pait bhar gya hai
to maine bhi jayada zid nahi ki or chod diya
me- lagta hai maami ko pasand nahi aaya khana
km- bahut pasand aaya hai jab tum shaadi me aaaoge na to pura badla lungi thus thus ke khilaungi
me- mein to taiyaar hu khaane ke liye aap mukar mat jaana
km- mein nahi mukarti tum aao to sahi
me – ye to waqt batayega
phir hum sab ne dinner finish kiya or sab apne room me chale gye sone ke liye
per mujhe nind kaha abhi to koi 1 ghante baad pyaas lagi to paani lene niche aaya to maa ke kamre se awaaze aa rahi thi to mein khada ho ke sun ne laga
maa- kaaya 7 saal ho gaye ab to bachha kar lo
km- didi aap se kuch chupa thodi hai bahut kosish ki per therta hi nahi
maa- doctar kya kehte hai
km- unke sparm count kam hai didi
maa- to aaj kal to test tube bhi hai us se karle
km- vo nahi maante kehte hai ye sab bhagwaan ki marzi se hota hai jab hona hoga ho jayega
maa- chal mein baat karungi us se ab so ja tu bhi kaafi raat ho gayi hai
km- nahi didi aap kuch mat kehna main nahi chahti ki unhe ye lge ki mein unki kamiya sab ko bta rahi hu
maa- per kuch to karna hoga na
km- ab jo hoga bhagwan karega jiji aap tension na lo
or phir awaaz band ho gayi to mein bhi paani lekar upar chala gya or na jaane raat ki kis pehar aankh lag gayi
