UPDATE 13
ab jabtina chali jaati hai main soch main pad jaata hun , ki kal di aur mere beeech main itna kuch honey ke baad i’ve even kiised here on the lips aur itna kuch kaha bhi usse , di ne kuch bola nai mom se na hi tina se , shayd wo chahti hai k itni gandi baat kisi ko pata na chale ya wo bhi shayd mujhe bhai se jyada maaanti hai akhir aisa kya ho sakta hai jis ki wajah se di ne kisi ko ye baat batayi nai , fir main chai khatam karke di ke kamre ki taraf jaata hun , wahan pahunch kar main dkehta hun di ka kamra locked tha maine di ko awaaz lagata hun
Me – di darwaja kholo , mujhe tumse kaam hai
koi jawab nai aata
Me – di kholo na please mujhe tumse bat karni hai
fir koi jawab nai
Me – common di open the damn door
Di – (guuse main) chale jaa yahan se mujhe teri koi baat nai sun ni maine teri shakal bhi nai dekhni
Me – di comon darwaja kholo please
Di – i said chale jaa yahan se
piche se tina aa jaati hai
Tina – arey di kya huya bhai sorry bol to raha hai darwaja khol do aur waise bhi mujhe bhi kamre se kuch laina hai
di darwaja kholti hai
tina aur main kamre k andar chale jaate hain
Me – di i m sorry wo maal waali bat ke liye use bhul jayo common
Tina – haan di he is saying sorry aap bhul jayo na
Di – nai i dun want to talk to him tina tujhe jo kaam hai karle aur is se keh de yahan se chale jaaye
itne main mom tina ko awaaz laga deti hai
Mom – tina idher aa rasoi main mujh kaam hai
tina – aayi mom
tina wahan se chali jaati hai , aur wo jaise hi wahan se jaati hai main darwaja band kare turant di ke bilkul hi paas pahunch jaata hun
Di – mere paas mat aa ravi main bata rayi hun
Me – acha kyun di , ye batayo mujhe kyun na main aapke paas ayun
Di – chale jaa mere kaamre se ravi or else
me – or else kya di or else kya
Di – ravi said get out ( ye baat bahut guse mian kehti hai)
jaise hi wo ye baat kehti hai main turant di ko pakad ke usko 1 full lip kiss karne lagta hun , wo mujhe peche dhakka dene ki koshish karti hai but main use nai chodta and then i stuck my tongue into her mouth but wo abhi mere kiss kaa reply nai karti but main still lage rehta hun 5-10 mint tak usko kiss karne main , itne main door pe knock hota hai , main di ko chod ke darwaja khola hun , tina aati hai
Tina – kya huya di itni tez saanse kyun chal rayi hai tumhari
main tok deta hun di ke kuch kehne se pehle
Me – arey kuch nai wo di ko kuch jayda gussa aa raha hai isiliye wo chila chila ke unki saanse itni tej ho gayi hai
Tina – arey di ab gussa thuuk do tumhara chota bhai hai ye aisey gussa na karo
Di – (tez tez saans lete huye) no no i can never forgive him for wat he did to me , tina ise bol de k yahan se chale jaye nai to main ise aaj jaan se khatam kar dungi
Tina -my god di wo mall ki baat aapko itni chub rayi hai aap bhai ko maarne ki baat bol rayi ho .
Me – rehn de tina mujhe nai lagta di manegi abhi kuch bhi , main aisa karta hun thodi der main aata hun
Tina – ok bhai jaise teri marji
Me – chal main to tv dekhne jaa raha hun
Tina – ok
ab main tv dekhne baith jaata hun kuch der baad tina bhi aake mere saath tv dekhne baith jaati hai , thodi der tv dekhne ke baad tina mujhse kehti hai
Tina – bhai 1 baat puchun
Me – haan haan puch , tujhe mujhse koi baat puchne ke liye permision thodi na leni padegi pagli
Tina – haan but bhai tun mujhe puri baatien khul ke nai bata ta ,so promise kar ke mujhe batayega
Me – pehle baat to bata kya hai , main bina baat sune thodi na promise kar sakta hun
Tina – nai bhai pehle promise kar
ab ye baat puchne se pehle promise karne ko keh rayi hai , agar ye meri aur diyali ke beech ki baat puche gi to main ise kya batayun ga so i cound’t promise so maine mana kar diya
Me – nai main promise nai kar sakta bina baat jaaane
Tina – ok fine fir main puchti hi nai hun
Me – arey to puchne main kya jaata hai , mujhe baat to bata kya hai
Tina – nai tu pehle promise kar fir hi puchun gi warna rehn de
Me – i told u i can’t do that
Tina – chal fir rehn de
kya baat hai , what does she wanna ask me .
Me – abey yaar ye teri baat sayi nai hai tina , 1 to kehti hai koi baat puchni hai fir kehti hai ab rehn de puch jo bhi puchna ha main bata dunga pakki baat hai
Tina – nai bhai pehle promise kar fir batayun gi
Me – pehle baat bata , bahut natak ho gaya tera
Tina – kya natak ho gaya agar maine baat boli aur tune nai batayi fir
Me – arey bata dunga meri maa puch to sayi
Tina – acha chal fir sun ye bata mujhe tun aaj kal phone pe laga nai rehta , tera kya teri g/f se breakup ho gaya hai
kya baat batayo itni si bat puchni hai , aur kitni badi badi baatien bol rayi hai , tun batayega nai aur wagera wagera
Me – arey to ye koi badi baat thodi hai jiske liye tun mujhse promise promise kar dayi hai , wakeyi tun abhi bachi hi hai
Tina – oye jyada na bol chup chaap se baat ka jawab de
Me – haan haan batata hun . haan mera break up ho gaya hai meri g/f se , but tujhe kya lena hai us se
Tina – but maine jan na tha
Me – but kyun
Tina – bas aise hi , chal ye bata tera breakup huya kyun ,
Me – wo hamari laday ho gayi thi ( ab ise ye to batata nai ke uski fudi maaar maar ke bore ho gaya tha main us se )
Tina – kiss baat pe
Me – haadd hai tun to police ki tarah baal ki khaal nikal rayi hai , ho gaya breakup bas ho gaya , mujhe tun ye bata tun ye puch kyun rayi hai
Tina – wo main baad main batayun gi
Me – kyun baad main batayegi abhi bata
Tina – arey mere bhai sayi time to aaney de main bata dun gi
me – abey yaar dimag mat khjarab kar batana hai to bata nai to mat bata
Tina – main keh to rayi un bata dungi
peeche se mom ki awaaz aati hai kyunki afternoon ho gayi thi
Mom – beta dipa, tina, ravi, aayo aur khaana khaa lo
Tina – aayi
Me – aata hun mom 2 mint main
ab main aur tina dono chale jaate hain khaana khaane , ab kaafi der ho jaati hai but Di apne kamre se bahar nai nikalti
Mom – dipa kahan reh gayi khaana khaa lai aake beta
Di – (apne kamre se chila ke bolti hai) mom mujhe bukh nai hai aap sab log khaana khaa lo
Mom – beta bukh kyun nai lagi khaana kha lai na aa ke
koi jawab nai aata
Mom – tina tun aisa kar ye khaana lai aur usko jaa ke kamre main de aa
Me – arey mom main laike jaata hun na
mom – nai tun rehn de wo mujhe lagta hai abhi bhi tujhse gussa hai isiliye idher aa nai rayi
Me – to main baat karta hun na mom
Mom – ravi bhains mat kar tina ko lai jaan de khaana
Me – ok
Tina – han bhai tun rehne de main lai jaati hun khaana
thodi der main tina di ko khaana de ke aati hai but jab wo aati hai uske chehre pe bahut hi jyada gussa hota hai kisi baat pe , meri uski shakal dekh ke gaand fatt jaati hai , ye kya ho gya kahin di ne tina ko sab kuch bata to nai diya ,, ye itne gusse main kyun lag rayi hai
Me- (thode darte huye) tina ye ye tun itna gussey main kyun hai
Tina – tun to chup hi karja ab ravi
iski maa ko chodun ye to mujhe kabhi honey keh k nai bulati hamesha BHAI ki kehti hai aaj ye ravi kaise keh rayi hai
Me – arey kya ho gaya mere pe guusa kyun dikha rayi hai
Tina – mera na dimag kharab ho raha hai , will u just mind your own bussinesss and shut the hell up
ye kya panga pad gaya ab , i think ab di ne tina ko sab bata diya tabhi wo mujhse aise baatein kar rayi hai , meri pyari bhen tina jiski mere se bahut banti hai wo ab mujhse aise baat kar rayi hai , ab kya karun main
thodi der baad tina wahan se chali jaati hai kahin bahar shayd apni saheliyon ke paas , main bhi nikal leta hun apne dost pankaj ke paas aur daru wagera pee ke ghar pe kareeb 1 baje raat main laut ta hun

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