Update-13
Jey to puri tarah se bhul Gaya tha Ruchi Ko
Usne sorry wali baat par bhi Jada Dhyan nahi diya kyuki us din Ruchi ki bejjati to kar hi Di thi jey usse hi khush hogya bas
Par unki kismat me kuch aur hi likha hua tha
Us incident Ko lagbhag teen se char din hogaye the
Jey vahi raat Ko behad Nashe me kaha tha ye to usse bhi nahi pata tha
Ki samne fir vahi ladki Ko dekhta hai
Jey uske pas Jake
Jey- sayad kismat Milana chahti hai Hume
Ruchi- sayad jindagi se pyaar nahi hai aapko
Aise hi Nashe karte rahe to Jada din nahi chal paoge
Jey- etni sasti life nahi hai meri ki ek daru ki bottle khatam karde
To aaj fir cab ki wait ho Rahi hai?
Ruchi kuch nahi bolti
Jey- job Karti ho kya yaha
Aur Etna raat me akele gumne safe nahi hai
Ruchi- ha jab tak tumhre jaise log rahenge tab tak kaise safe ho Sakta hai
Jey- what the hell does that mean
Main to kuch Kiya bhi nahi
Ruchi- vohi to kuch Kiya hi nahi(bahut dheeme se bolti hai)
Jey- sahi hai sarafat ka jamana hi nahi Raha
Meri vajah se cab Mili thi tumhe us din
Ruchi- tumhri vajah se utna wait karna pada mujhe
Tumne hi kuch Kiya hoga jisse cab nahi aa Rahi thi
Jey- ha ye to fact hai maine hi kuch Kiya tha
Aur aaj bhi kar diya hai
To bahut time hai aapne paas
Ruchi- tum kya chahte ho mere se
Jey- sorry bulvana
Maine socha tha ki chhod yaar us din kafi hogya tha par ab nahi
Ab tum sorry bolo otherwise yaha wait karte rahna aur main bhi chala
Ruchi- par meri galati kya hai
Tum khud pareshan kar rahe ho mujhe
Jey- ok bye
Have a very good night
Ruchi- please mat jao
Acha baba sorry
Ab to Ruk jao
Jey- yeah that’s like a good girl
Chalo coffee Peete hai
Ruchi- tum apna ilaz kyu nahi Kara lete
Mid night ho Rakhi hai kaha milegi coffee
Aur tumne etni drink bhi kar Rakhi hai
Jey- sehar Ko main hi Chalata hu
Tum bol do kis shop kar coffee pene hai vohi khul jaegi
Ruchi- agar vo shop wala banata hi nahi hoga to
Jey- to bhi banaega
jindagi pyaari nahi hai kya sale Ko
Ruchi- tum don ho
Jey- agar tumhe don pasand hai to don Maan lo
Ruchi- mujhe to lagta hai tum badi badi fekte ho aur kuch nahi hai
Jey- ye batao coffee kaha peene hai
Ruchi bhi ye sochte hue ki dekhte hai kitna sach bol Raha hai
Ek mall ki taraf Ishara kar deti hai
Jey- kuch chhoti hi khawaesh hai tumhri
Vaise acha hai mall me kafi sare kamre honge
Hum kuch bhi kar sakte hai
Ruchi- mana karvane ka acha tarika hai
Par mujhe vahi coffee peene hai nahi to meri cab bula do maine sorry bhi bol diya hai aur main chali jaungi
Jey- maine kab mana Kiya
Chalo mall me
Main to bas possibility Bata Raha tha
Ruchi- ha to chalo
Time kyu waste kar rahe ho mujhe ghar bhi Jana hai
Jey- tumhe ilaz ki jarurat hai
Jey Etna bol kar aage chalne lagta hai aur Ruchi uske thoda peeche
Mall ke samne pahuch jate hai jaha kuch security guard bathe the
Ruchi- chalo Ruk kyu Gaye
Tum to don ho na
Ruchi majak banate hue boli
Jey guard se- open the gate
Guard Bina jey ki taraf dekhe
Saab band hai subah aana
Abhi allow nahi hai
Ruchi jey ki taraf dekh kar hasne lag jati hai
Jey- ek Baar chehra bhi dekh le mera
Fir Batana allow hai ya nahi hai
Aur Jaise hi guard ne jey ka chehra dekha vo apni jagah se lagbhag 10 kadam piche uchal ke pade
Guard- sorry sir
Vo dekha nahi aapko
Maaf kar dijiye
Gate ha
Gate Abhi khol deta hu
Jey- aur do cup coffee leke aa
Guard- ji sir
Ruchi ki to ankhen fati ki fati rah Gaye
Usse yakin karne me Thora time Laga fir yakin karna hi pada
Jey- koe bahut has Raha tha
Abhi kya hua
Tum yaha batho main Kahi acha sa room doond kar aata hu
Fir Masti karenge
Ruchi- jey I’m sorry
Main mazak kar Rahi thi
Vo kafi dar Gaye thi
Jey- par main to nahi kar Raha tha na
Ruchi- mujhe nahi peene coffee
Main ja Rahi hu
Jey- maine bola tumhe Jane Ko
Nahi na
To chhup chhap bathi raho
Aur kya hai tumhra
Main bhoot lagta hu ya bhooto jaise harkate karta hu jo baat baat par dar jati ho
Abhi tak kuch Kiya kya maine
Agar karna hi hota to bahut pehle nahi kar Chuka hota
Insaan hu main
Insaaniyaat Ko kaise bachaya jata hai uski samjh hai
Abhi chhup chhap yaha batho coffee Pena aur fir Chali Jana jaha Jana hai
Koe nahi rokega tumhe
Jey Ko kuch Jada hi gussa aagya tha
Ruchi- I’m sorry mera vo matlab nahi tha
Do second ke gap ke Baad
Aap kitna gussa karte ho
Jey- kyuki mujhe vohi aata hai
Tab tak unki coffee aajati hai
Ruchi- aapki girlfriend hai?
Jey- nahi hai
Tabhi to etni mahnat kar Raha hu
Ruchi- ohh matlab mujhe impress karne ki kosis ki ja Rahi hai
Jey- irada to vohi hai
Dekhte hai aage
Ruchi- well I must say I’m already impressed
Jey muskurate hue
So your place or mine?
Ruchi- hmmm mine
Hahaha aur hasne lagti hai
Ruchi- ab Etna to samjh Gaye hu tumhe
Darane ke liye mahnat karni padegi tumhe ab
Jey- ohhh shit ye to problem ho Gaye
But itni bhi mahnat nahi karni padegi mujhe
Ek Baar tum mujhe Jaan Gaye to Apne aap darne lag jaegi
Ruchi- to Bata do na ki kon ho tum
Jey-not a good time
Jey- chalo ho Gaye coffee ab nikalte hai
Ruchi- etni jaldi
Ek coffee aur na please
Jey- sidhe bol do ki mere sath time spend karna hai
Ruchi- tumhre sath time spend karna hai
Jey- chalo to tumhra ghar bahut door hai
Car me spend kar Lena
Ruchi- tum mujhe drop karne ja rahe ho
Jey- soch to Raha agar koe muh mitha Kara de to
Ruchi- chalo chalo muh mitha bhi ho jaega
Ohh shit ye kya bol diya(man me)
Vaise tumhe kaise pata mera ghar kidar hai
Jey- I know everything
Ye mera Sehar hai
Aur main to ye sochta tha ki yaha Sab mujhe jante honge
Ruchi- well I’m sorry
But main nahi janti thi tumhe
Sayad main new hu yaha esliye
Jey- bahut bolti ho tum
Chalo ghar chalte hai
Ruchi- mujhe bolna padta hai kyuki tum bilkul nahi sunte
Fir dono mall se bahar aate hai aur Ruchi jey ki taraf dekhne lagti hai
Jey- kya???
Ruchi- kya hum padal ghar jaenge
Vaise Bata du ki mera ghar bahut door hai
Kahi tum thak na jao
Jey- hahaha very funny
Chalo aur jey same wali car Ko unlock karta hai to Ruchi
Ruchi- tumhre pas car thi to etne der se time pass kyu kar rahe the
Jey- ohh madam aur bathne ka man tumhra tha
Samjhi
Mujhe blame mat karo
Aur chalo chhup chhap
Mujhe aur bhi bahut kaam hota hai
Aise hi bakwash karte karte vo Ruchi ke ghar pahuch jate hai
Aur dono gate ke bhar car me hi bathe rahte hai sayad ek dusre ka wait kar rahe the kuch bolne ka
Ruchi- you wanna come??
Will have a drink together
Jey- sure
Fir dono Ruchi ke flat par chale jate hai under jakar
Ruchi- please sit main do minute me change karke aae
Jey- no problem
Aur jey vahi hall me sari chije dekhne lagta hai
Ghar bahut Pyaare tarike se sajaya hua tha
Abhi jey chhije dekh hi Raha tha ki Ruchi aagaye
Uske hath me do glass bhi the
Jey- jehar mat de Dena
Abhi to mujhe bahut paap karne hai
Ruchi bas muskurate hue ek glass jey Ko de deti hai
Mahool thoda sexual ho Gaya tha
Maan me hi romantic songs bajne lag Gaye the
Aur bas do ya teen ship ke Baad hi dono ke honth mil Gaye
Glass kaha jakar gire kisi Ko nahi pata unke kapde kaha Gaye vo bhi nahi pata
Ye sab Janene ke liye next update ka intzar kare…
