Anjaan Rahen ~ A Passionate Love – Update 41

UPDATE 41

Naraj premika ki tarap me tarpa crazyboy, aur Nainu bana unke jhagre ka karan, darmiyaan ishq ke phansa tha Nainu aur bechara sach me phans kar he rah gaya.
Nainu ko ab un dono ka jhagra settele karna tha. Agle din Nainu, Saily se contact kiya. Nainu ka call pick-up kiya Saily ne… “Haan Nainu”
Nainu…. Sorry Saily, kal wakai Gaurav ne mujhe bas itna kaha tha ki “tum aur wo bas mile the aur sath lunch kiye”
Saily…. Ha ha ha, main janti hun. Main to bas apne crazyboy ko padesan kar rahi thi. Kahan hai wo.
Nainu….. Kal raat se hostel nahi aaya kahta hai, mamla settle karo tabhi main tumse baat karooga. To kya tum please uss se baat kar logi.
Saily….. Ek shart par
Nainu…. Ab ye kya hai, tum to jaan bujh kar uss se naraj ho, phir mujh par ye kaisi shart
Saily…. Aise he, mera mann. Ab man’na hai to mano nahi to tum jano aur Gaurav. Baki main Gaurav se naraj hun to usse settle karne do.
Nainu… Ohk to wahi settle karega. Byeee
Saily… Arree suno to Nainuuuu
Lekin tabtak call cut ho chuki thi. Nainu, Saily ki narajgi ka karan jaan chuka tha isliye usne Gaurav ko call kar ke sirf itna kaha “wo naraj nahi hai baat kar lo”.
Gaurav ko call lagane ke 10 min baad he uska wapas se call Nainu ke mobile par aaya aur bade chidhe sabdon me kaha …. Jhoota kahin ka, wo to mera call pick-up he nahi kar rahi hai. Bas ek msg dal di, jyada padesan kiya to mobile switch off kar dungi.
Nainu…. Kaisa aashiq hai re, ja apni mashuka ko khud mana le, aise ruthne manane me main kya help karoon
Gaurav…. Mana leta, par aag tumne lagayi hai, aur tum he bujhaoge aur koi option nahi tumhare pass.
Itna bol kar Gaurav ne bhi call disconnect kar diya. Bura phansa bechara Nainu. Do premiyon ke jhagre me garib bechara pis gaya. Ek ore Saily jo jaan bujh kar naraj thi, to Gaurav ko step lena chahiye tha, to dusri taraph Gaurav tha jo kisi roundu ki tarah ek he rat lagaye tha ki iss mamle ko Nainu settle kare.
Marta kya na karta, Nainu ne Saily ko call lagakar sidha kaha…. Bata dijiye madam aap ki sharten kya hain ?
Saily…. Aise nahi pahle mujh se milo, aamne samne shart bataungi.
Saily ke mom-dad nahi the isliye Saily ne usse apne ghar par he bula liya. Nainu jab uske ghar pahuncha to bas sidha shart ke bare me puchhne laga. Ek achhi host ki tarah Saily ne usse bithaya aur jabardsti uss se chay, nasta puchhne lagi. Thoda khan-pan aur swagat karne ke baad, chay ki chuskiyan leti Saily, Nainu se kahne lagi……”Tumhari koi gf ab tak kyon nahi”
Nainu…. Pata nahi, jab hona hoga ho jayegi, main nahi sochta iss bare me.
Saily…. Aise kaise koi ladki samne se aakar tumhe purpose kar degi, uske liye to tumhe he pahal karni hogi.
Nainu…. Tum mujhe yahan in sab ke liye bulayi ho, mera jaan chhoro dono pagal aur apni baat kaho
Saily…. Kitna khadus ho, shart yahi hai tumhe ek ladki ko purpose karoge tabhi main manugi.
Nainu….. Kya ? Ye ho kya raha hai, kahan ki baten kahan kar rahi ho, mujhe to kal se kuch samjh me nahi aa raha. Kal bhi mujhe milne bulayi, aur chhoti si baat par naraj ho gayi. Aaj bhi mujhe bulayi ho aur ye phaltu ke kaam kah rahi ho karne. Chijen bahut he random aur samjh se pare hai mere.
Saily….. Tumhara dimag kuch normal kyon nahi soch sakta. Suno puri baat, kal Gaurav ne kaha ki tumhari koi Gf nahi hai, to maine socha kyon na tumhari bhi ek Gf ho taki tum udhar busy ho jao aur Gaurav mujhe samay de. Kal jab usne kaha ki wo tumhe akela chhor aaya hai, tab mujhe laga ki kabhi-kabhi jo tum uspar mere liye naraj hote ho wo jayaj hai. Aur rahi baat meri narajgi ki to main bas chahti thi wo aaj pura din tumhare sath rahe.
Nainu…. Oh my god ! Itti chhote brain me itna jyada khayal. Hato main akela he thik hun, tumko Gaurav mubarak. Main alag ho jaun uske liye tum chahti ho ki main kisi ladki ka chakkar katun. Jao ab kabhi nahi aaunga tum dono ke bich. Par mujh se ye sab nahi hoga.
Saily…. Huhhh ! Jab bhi sochoge ulta he sochoge. Plz ab hum dost hai na, aur dost ki baat nahi manoge. Plz plz plz
Nainu…. Jiddi ladki, par main sadak par jakar kisi ko bhi purpose kar dun kya. Thik hai maan liya tumhari baat yadi koi ladki mili to main purpose bhi kar dunga aur milwa bhi dunga. Ab khush, ab to baat kar lo Gaurav se pata nahi khana bhi khaya ya nahi ab tak.
Saily…. Msg de deti hun, usse bhi yahin bula leti hun, par ek baat, jab ladki milegi tab ki tab usse purpose kar lena …. Abhi plz ek demo
Nainu…. Ajib ho tum bhi, mujh se nahi hoga ye.
Saily…. Kabhi to ek baat par haan bol diya karo, plz ek demo. Dekho main kitna girgira rahi hun.
Nainu…. Thik hai, par hasna mat. Aur tum dushri ore ghum jao.
Saily, Nainu ki iss baat par bas apni dono aankh dikhayi aur hanthon se ishara ki demo dikhane ki. Nainu ne pahle apne sine par hanth rakha, aankhen mundi kuch der, aur aankhen khol kar kahne laga….. “Main tumhe bahut pyar karta hun, kya tum meri gf banogi”
Saily…. Ek thappad lagega. Ye kya tarika hai ?
Nainu…. Kyon kya hua, isliye main kahta tha mujh se nahi hoga.
Saily….. Aur isliye main kahti thi ki demo do, kahin aise bol diye uske samne to.
Nainu…. Ji nahi aisa nahi hoga, kyonki main jab usse dekhunga to usse dekh kar mujhe feel hona chahiye ki haan ye wahi ladki hai. Janti ho Saily, sabd koi mayne nahi rakhte, yadi pyar hota hai to najren he kaphi hai izhar ke liye, phir unhe sabdon ki jaroorat nahi hoti.
Saily…. Bravooo, plz ab aankh mund kar yahi feel kar ke bolo, plzzzz
Nainu taiyar ho gaya apne dushre demo ke liye…. Ek baar phir aankhen munda aur izhar karne laga….
“Jab se tumhe dekha hai, ab khud ka hosh bhi nahi raha. Lagta hai zindgi yahin tum me bas gayi ho. Jab bhi tum pass hoti ho, dhadkane yun bekabu ho jati hain ki jaise inpar ab mera koi jor nahi. Sach kahun to tumhare sath jindgi bitane ka irada hai, kya tumhe bhi aisa lagta hai”
Saily…. Hmmm ! Ye achha tha, par mujhe kuch thoda filmy sa laga, ho sakta hai abhi feel nahi kar pa rahe.
Nainu…. Kitni rude ho, dil chir kar samne rakh diya aur kahti ho banawti tha. Huhh ! Pagal ladke ki pagal ladki.
Saily…. Achha baitho kuch der main thoda kaam nipta kar aayi.
Main….. Baithna kya hai, main ja raha hun, ho to gaya jitna kahi utna kar to diya.
Saily…. Arre Crazyboy ko bhi bulaya hai na, aati hun nipta lun thoda kaam.
Saily tabtak apne room me he rahi jabtak ki uska doorbell nahi baja, door bell bajte he Saily daur kar gate pahunchi, uske aankhon me aanshu the, aur najron ke samne Gaurav.
Gaurav ne Saily ko rota dekha to bechain ho gaya, gate se ek kadam ander aaya, ek najar Nainu ko dekha aur Saily se puchhne laga “kya hua”
Saily, Gaurav ki awaz sunte he usse khinch kar ek tamacha lagayi aur chillati hyi kahne lagi …. Nikal jao tum dono mere ghar se.
Nainu ne jab Saily ko aisa karte dekha to jor-jor se hasne laga aur kahne laga… Acting me tumhara bhi koi jabaw nahi. Bechara crazyboy, bewajah pit gaya.
Saily…. Kutteee, tu ab bhi baitha hai yahan, nikal jao mere ghar se nahi to police bulwa dungi.
Girte aanshu aur iss tarah se chillana Gaurav ka to dimag he thanak gaya, abhi ye sab ho he raha tha ki itne me Ankit aur uske mummy papa bhi chale aaye. Ab us samay ki haalat dekh kar sab Saily se puchhne lage ki aakhir hua kya hai…..
Saily ne jabaw dene ke badle sabko kaha ki ye dekhiye …. Usne bite mahine exam ke dauran apni aur Nainu ke bich hui uss chat ko kuch modify kar ke kuch yun dikha di….
Saily…. Kaisa hai baby aur khadus Nainu kahan hai
Nainu….. Fine, aaj khadus so gaya hai
Saily…. Kyon, ab kya exam ka bhut nahi hai uske sir par ?
Nainu….. Pata nahi, thaka tha sayad.
Saily….. Wo to waise bhi thakela tha
Nainu…. Kya kar ri ho abhi ?
Saily….. Umaaaaahhh ! Apne jaan ko kissi, return kissi do ab chalo
Nainu…. Wooooo, ae chhori ye main he hun khadus, thakela, iss Gaurav ki to main aaj khabar leta hun.
Saily…. What ?
Nainu…. Ji haan
Saily….. Nainu, gande insaan. Kisi dusre ka msg padhte sharam nahi aati, aur upar se reply bhi karte ho.
Saily….. Kya hum ek nayi surwat kar sakte hain, apne bich ke cold war ko khatam kar ke….
Nainu….. Achha, humare bich cold war bhi tha, mujhe to nahi lagta.
Saily….. Achha, to phir tum itne chidhte kyon the mujh se, aur mujh par bar-bar ilzam lagana….
Nainu….. Maine kab ilzam lagaya aur kaisa ilzaam lagaya ? Kya aaj Ilzaam movie dekh rahi ho ?
Saily….. Very funny ! Kya tumne nahi kaha tha Gaurav ko “itni jaldi wo ladki khud tumhe purpose ki hai, wo bas timepass kar rahi hai tumhare sath. Tumse pyar nahi karti”
Nainu…… No, maine kabhi aisa nahi kaha, wo Gaurav ki mangharant kahani thi. Sayad tum se kuch favour chahiye hoga. Main to bas pahli mulakaat ke liye chidha tha.
Saily…. Nahi tum jhoot bol rahe ho Nainu, Gaurav ko kahani banani nahi aati. Kahani to tum bana rahe ho.
Nainu…. Achha, itni jaldi itna bharosa……
Saily…. Yesss, mujhe pura yakin hai uski baton par.
Nainu…. Oops ! Mujhe laga tumhare pass dimag nahi hai, par dimag bhi hai
Saily…. Very funny, ab sidhe-sidhe batoge jo main puchh rahi thi ?
Nainu… Haan main aisa sochta tha.