UPDATE 38
Dono pizza, buger ka luft utha’te huye alag ho gaye. Saily ne aakhir apni jid puri karwa he li, aur Gaurav khud ke lutne ke baad bhi kaphi khush tha, kyonki Saily jo khush thi.
Waqt ka manjar aur pyar ka karwan thamta kahan hai, bhale chahe pyar ki raah me koi imtihaan he kyon na aaye. Raat ko exam taiyari karte-katre bich ka break Gaurav liye toofani hota tha.
Aalam ye tha ki chalte huye ek msg reply ho raha hai to khate samay bhi, jab bhi waqt mile, jitna bhi waqt mile bas Nainu ki najron se chhipte msg ka aadan-paradan chal raha tha. Dono premi pyar ka luft msg ke aadan-pradan se utha rahe the.
Exams se kuch raat pahle ki baat hogi, jab Gaurav ka pet kharab ho gaya aur wo apne washroom me gaya hua tha. Mobile ke screen ki light jali, Nainu ne mobile utaya aur notification dekh kar Nainu msg padhne laga….. “Kaisa hai baby aur khadus Nainu kahan hai”
Nainu ne reply kiya …. “Fine, aaj khadus so gaya hai”
Saily…. Kyon, ab kya exam ka bhut nahi hai uske sir par ?
Nainu….. Pata nahi, thaka tha sayad.
Saily….. Wo to waise bhi thakela tha
Nainu…. Kya kar ri ho abhi ?
Saily….. Umaaaaahhh ! Apne jaan ko kissi, return kissi do ab chalo
Nainu…. Wooooo, ae chhori ye main he hun khadus, thakela, iss Gaurav ki to main aaj khabar leta hun.
Saily…. What ?
Nainu…. Ji haan
Saily….. Nainu, gande insaan. Kisi dusre ka msg padhte sharam nahi aati, aur upar se reply bhi karte ho.
Nainu…. Achha, wo koi dusra nahi mera dost hai. Waise bhi duffer tum ho itne din baat karne ke baad bhi tumhe fark samajh me nahi aaya.
Saily…. How dare you to call me duffer. Mujhe kya sapna aaya tha ki uss taraph se kaun reply kar raha hai.
Nainu…. Baal re itni english, maim main to govt. school me padha hun. Waise duffer wali he to baat hai, writing style bhi nahi samajh me aayi kya ?
Saily….. Ab char line to likhe the wo bhi formal usme kya samjhti.
Nainu….. Ok I am sorry. Ab khush
Saily….. Wowwwwwwww ! Nainu ne sorry kaha. Waise me too sorry.
Nainu…. Ab tum kyon sorry boli.
Saily….. Maine bhi to khadus aur thkela kahi tha. Waise ek baat kahun…..
Nainu…. Kya ?
Saily….. Kya hum ek nayi surwat kar sakte hain, apne bich ke cold war ko khatam kar ke….
Nainu….. Achha, humare bich cold war bhi tha, mujhe to nahi lagta.
Saily….. Achha, to phir tum itne chidhte kyon the mujh se, aur mujh par bar-bar ilzam lagana….
Nainu….. Maine kab ilzam lagaya aur kaisa ilzaam lagaya ? Kya aaj Ilzaam movie dekh rahi ho ?
Saily….. Very funny ! Kya tumne nahi kaha tha Gaurav ko “itni jaldi wo ladki khud tumhe purpose ki hai, wo bas timepass kar rahi hai tumhare sath. Tumse pyar nahi karti”
Nainu khud me kahta hua… “Crazyboy, phata dhol meri sari baten usko bata diya” … Phir reply diya…. No, maine kabhi aisa nahi kaha, wo Gaurav ki mangharant kahani thi. Sayad tum se kuch favour chahiye hoga. Main to bas pahli mulakaat ke liye chidha tha.
Saily…. Nahi tum jhoot bol rahe ho Nainu, Gaurav ko kahani banani nahi aati. Kahani to tum bana rahe ho.
Nainu…. Achha, itni jaldi itna bharosa……
Saily…. Yesss, mujhe pura yakin hai uski baton par.
Nainu…. Aur kaun-kaun si baton par yakin hai uske….
Saily…. Bahut sari baten hain usme, batane baithi to raat kam par jayegi. Ruko-ruko…..
Nainu…. Kya hua Gaurav ke bare me kuch yaad aa gaya kya ?
Saily… Too smart Nainu, topic se bhatkao nahi, tumne mujh par ilzam lagaya tha aur mere bare me apne ander galat dharna kayam kar chuke ho, iss bare me baat ho rahi thi.
Nainu…. Oops ! Mujhe laga tumhare pass dimag nahi hai, par dimag bhi hai
Saily…. Very funny, ab sidhe-sidhe batoge jo main puchh rahi thi ?
Nainu… Haan main aisa sochta tha. Par ab ek fresh start. deal done par ek shart par….
Saily…. Kya ?
Nainu….. Gaurav ko roj pappi deti ho, mujhe kam se kam jhappi he de diya karna
Saily…. Chhi, gande Nainu. Tumhari soch he gandi hai mujhe pakka yakin ho gaya. Dekhna ye puri chat main Gaurav ko dikha dungi.
Nainu…. Dikha dena, mujhe kya fark parta hai. Jhappi ka purposal accept ho to baat karo…
Saily….. Mazak band karo plz, kya hum ek fresh start nahi kar sakte ?
Nainu…. Ohk baba, par ek shart hai kaha to tha tumhe abhi
Saily….. Annnhhh ! Tum nahi sudhroge
Nainu…. Pahle bigarne to do. Waise dekho biti baton ko maine kab ka bhula diya hai. Tum dono ek dushre ke sath khush ho, banki mujhe koi problem nahi. Maine uss din ke baad se koi charcha bhi nahi kiya.
Saily…. Thanks a lot.
Nainu…. Ab so jao, aur haan humare exam ke chand he din bache hain to kya tum plz ab Gaurav ko ek aakhri msg kar dogi. Exam baad baat karne aur milne ki.
Saily…. Par Gaurav hai kahan ?
Nainu…. Wo washroom ki sair par hai, julab lag gaye hain
Saily…. Exam ka itna pressure aa gaya
Nainu… Ab wo to Gaurav he bata sakta hai
Saily…. Thik hai main ja rahi hun sone. Suno main tumhare msg delete kar rahi hun, mann ho to wahan tum bhi kar dena. Nahi to Gaurav ko lagega tumhare kahne par main usse mana kar rahi hun.
Nainu…. Ohhh hooo ! Matlab ab tum dikhana chahti ho tumhe uski kitni fikar hai aur pura credit khud le jana chahti ho.
Saily…. Bechare uss sidhe ko crazyboy ka naam de diya, warna pura pagal to tum ho. Byeee gn main chali sone.
Nainu…. Gn, jao so jao. Aaj sapne me he mil lena. Lekin sirf milna.
Phir koi msg nahi aaya. Aaj ke hui chat ke baad Nanu ne bhi apne vicharon par punar-vichar karte huye Saily ke liye apne mann ke vikaron (galat bhawna) ko khatam kar diya. Nainu sari baat-chit ko delete kar ke mobile ko apni jagah rakh diya aur padhai karne laga.
Takriban iss chat ke aadhe ghante baad Gaurav aaya bhagta hua, gate par khada hokar ander ka mahol dekhne laga, Nainu padh raha tha aur uska mobile bister par rakha tha.
Nainu…. Kya hua, kahan rah gaya tha ?
Gaurav…. Meri tabiyat thik nahi thi, isliye kab aankh lagi pata he nahi chala.
Nainu…. Thik hai jao aaj rest kar lo. Dawa liya ki nahi ?
Gaurav ne “haan” bolta apna mobile uthaya aur aaram se gate se bahar nikal kar jaldi me msg check karne laga. Mobile par koi msg na dekh kar rahat ka sans liya aur apne kamre me jakar Saily ko msg karne laga.
Bahut sare msg kiye par koi respond nahi aaya. Gaurav ko chinta hone lagi, ki aakhir hua kya hai ? Roj msg aate the aaj nahi aaya, aakhir baat kya ho gayi ?
Anth me Gaurav ne call laga diya. Do ring hote he Saily ne phone pick-up ki……
Gaurav… Tum thik to ho love, aaj koi msg nahi ki ?
Saily…. Main msg isliye nahi ki, kyonki exam me ab kuch he din bache hain, taiyari karo. Aur padesan hone ki jaroorat nahi hai main achhi hun.
Gaurav…. Par ye to padhai se break-time hai na
Saily…. Mere crazyboy, break-time nahi. Ab padh kar rest kijiye aur achhe se exam ki taiyari, jab bardast na ho to call kar lena. Aaj se exam tak no msg, no call sirf exam ki taiyari. Haan bas 2min ki baat itna he. Samjhe
Gaurav… Haan samjh gaya.
Saily…. To phone rakho achhe baby ki tarah aur so jao.
Gaurav ne bhi gn bol kar so gaya. Exams ki taiyariyon me Gaurav ke din kaise bit rahe the chating aur milna lagbhag band. Saily bhi idhar apne doston aur idhar udhar ke kaam me busy ho gayi. Ab to bas dono ko exam khatam hone ka intzar tha.

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