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Ab aagee
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Bhabhi mujhe baotha kar dusree kamree me chali gai ..
Ghar bahar se jitna khasta hal lag raha ta andar se uske thik viprit thi..bas darwaje khidkiya jo thi wo lohe ki lagi thi …ye sab mujhe ajib laga kull milla kar ..koi teen kamree the aangan me chapakal tha aur pass hi sauchalay bna ta ..
Aangan ko khapre se chaya gaya ta..
Har chij ko karindgi se saja kar rakhi thi..ek colur television b thi jo unn dinno bari baat hoti ti..
Ek kamre ko bhabhi ne store room aur ek ko kotchen bna dala ta …
Mai yah sab dekh hi raha ta ki bhabhi hatho me plate aur glass me pani leti aayi..
Plate me biscuit aur mixture ti…
Tm nasta karo mai abhi aayi..
Bhabhi mujhe baitha kar nikal gaii
Mere neeche girne k karan hatho me dhull lagi thi..
Socho chalo kal p hi hath dho lu …
Mai pahucha kal k pass toh bhabhi ki awaj milli…wo phone p baat kar rai thi kitchen me hi..
“Hello sujay ji se jara baat karayega …”bhabhi …chai ko dekhti boli…
Dusri traf se kya bola gaya mujhe nai pata ..
“Mai unki wife bol rai hu ……hmmm thik hai line p hi hu…”
Sayad wo bhaiya k pass ja raha hoga..
Ab baat chit sunn lijiye bhaiya bhabhi ki jo sanju aadhi adhuri sunn raha ta
“Ha bhaiya ji lijiye aapki shri mati ji hai line p …”
“La bhai la lagaiegi meri watt aur kya…” sujay bhaiya haste huwe bolle unhe pata b nai ta ki unki baat idhar bhabhi b line p sunn rai hai..
“Hello sonu kaisi ho …”
“Hello k bache tum aao chut kar ache se btati hu tmhe tumhari watt lagati hu na toh abki baaaar ache se lagaungi watt tumharii…”bhabhi bharak gaii…
Bhaiya daato talle jibh daba liye…man me kahe lag gai gand
“Aree sorry baba majak kar raha ta..aur sunao kaise phone kiya…”
“Tmm aao aache se sabak sikhungi abki baar jitni chuut de rakhi hai utna hi mere sar p tum chade ja rai ho…”
“Areee meri jaan huwa kya …itna bharak kyu rahI hoo..”
“Ha bharak rahi hu ghar me kuch rahe na rahe tumhe usse kya khud toh pare rahte ho masti me jail me ghar p mehman aaye hai btaya tak nai pahle mujhe rasan tak nai hai mai kya karu…”
“Acha baba sorry galti ho gaii..tum kanhaya ko boll deti na wo rasan aur baki jo kuch b jarurat ka saman chahiye tha lete aata ….acha choro sanju se hi baat karao…”
“Kaun sanju…”
“Aree wai jo ghar aaya hai tmhara devar tm bas paise de dena wo leta aayega…”
“Kuch laaj saram baki hai ya wo b jail me khatm kar diya…ghar aaye mehman ko hi bolu ja kar rasan lane k liye…meri hi kismat futti thi jo tmse sadi ki …”
“Aee jada jada chapar chapar ki na ta lagunga ek usse de phone bhai hai wo mera koi mehman nai aur ha sorry…”bhaiya b ajib tee pahle daat kar bolla fir anth me naram se sorry..
Bhabhi ki ankhe nam ho gaiii…
“Ha ha pahle daato aur firr sorry…”..
“Lo ji ab tmhe kuch nai kahunga toh kisse kahunga tu toh meri pyari sonu hai chal ab do usse phone tmhe saram aa rai hai toh mai hi boll detta hu usse ..aur ha jara ache se khayal rakhna mera pyara bhai hai..”
“Hmmm….pahlee toh batate nai aur firr ache se khayal rakhna…”
“Acha I love u chalo ek pyari si mitthi wali paapi do …”
“Nai abi nai millegi bhabhi phone p hi sarma raii thi aur sanju idhar bahar khare khare sab dekh has raha ta bhabhi k chehre k pal prati pal badalte ruup ko kabhi gussa karna kabhi sarmana unki har ek ada sabse juda ti…
“Aree de v do nai toh samjah lo besarmi p utar aaunga firr na kahna ”
Lhat badmas..kahike acha..ummha..”
“Ha ab kalejee ko thandak mill gai ..chalo sanju se baat karaoo…”
“Hmm karati hu…bhabhi gas kam karti hui jaise hi palti samne sanju ko dekh chauk gaii..wai sanju khara bas muskura raha ta..
“Tumm kab aaye ..”
“Bas jab se aap phone p lagi thi…” bhabhi jhep gaii…
“Lo bhaiya se baat kar lo… “sanju haste huwe phone le liya ..”
“Ha bhaiya boliyee…”
“Bhai jara bajar se bhabhi teri jo b saman kahe lete aana usse saram aa rai hai tujhse kahne me..”
“Ye b koi kahne ki baat hai bhaiya. Kar dunga sab pahle hi sunn chuka hu..”
“Abee salle miya bibi ki baat sunta
Ekdam pataka …mera toh bhabhi p hi dill aa gaya bhaiya..”
“Beta meri maal hai…acha chor teri b toh bhabhi hai tu jane aur teri bhabhi jane waose swagat kaisa kiya …”
“Mat pucho bhaiya meri bhabhi k jaisa swagat to koi kar hi nai sakta…”bhabhi b idhar hassse ja rai thi..
“Hmm pata hai kaisa swagat ki hogi…jada pari toh nai na …”bhaiya b has rai tee..
“Na bhaiya jada nai bas ek parii…”
Acha thik hai aur ha tujhe jo b chahiye bhabhi ko bta dena wo arrange kar degi k bhabhi se baat kara ..
Sanju ne v haste huwe phone bhabhi ki or kardiya..
“Ha bolo …”
“Ab toh koi dikat nai hai na …”
“Nai…”
“Acha chlao ek papi do…”
“Hat pagal…”
“Aree deti ho ki naiii….”
“Na bola na toh na…bye..”
Bhabhi ne haste huwe phone kaat diya..
Bhaiya b udhar has raii the “le bhai phone le…charge me laga de…”

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