Update 123
Fir ham car me aakar baith gaye aur car chal padi. Raat ho chuki thi aur car me andhera tha. Thodi dur hi aage chale honge ki Gita khisak kar mere paas aakar aa gayi aur mere hath ko apane hath me le liya aur fir apne hath ki ungaliyan mere hath ki ungaliyon me daal di tu maine uski aur dekha tu vo muskra rahi thi.
Jab usne apani ungaliyan iss tarah se meri ungaliyon me daali tu main hairan reh gaya aur sochane laga ki usne yeh Kyoun kiya. Mujhe laga ki shayad vo jatana chah rahi hai ki vo mere sath hai aur mera hounsla bada rahi ho, parantu thodhi der baad maine mehsus kiya ki vo beech beech me apane hath ki ungaliyon se mere hath ki ungaliyon ko bhinch leti hai aur kabhi dheela chhod deti hai.
Maine uski iss parkriya par bade dhyaan se gaur kiya tu paya ki yeh sath dene wali kriya nahi hai balki yeh tu ladke ko uksane wali parkriya hai aur yeh mere man me aate hi main thodha shocked tha kyounki main use behan manta tha par yanha tu khel kuch aur hi lag raha tha.
Uske baar baar ungaliyon ke bhinchane aur chhod dene se meri bhavanaye bhadakh rahi thi, lekin abhi main dekhna chah raha tha ki vo aage kya karti hai. Usne mera jo hath pakda hua tha use ab apani goad me rakh diya aur fir se usne vahi bhinchane aur chhodne ka silsila chalu ho gaya. Lekin iss baar meei baju uski chuchiyon ko chu rahi thin aur uske aisa karne se meri baju se uski chuchiyan baar baar dab rahi thi aur jab maine uske chere ki taraf dekha tu andhera hone ki vajah se kuch saaf nahi dikh raha tha lekin beech beech me roadside light me mujhe uski aankhon me vasna ke dore mehsus ho rahe the. Main abhi iss khel me bhag na lekar ek darshak ki tarah dekhna chahta th ki ye ladki aage kya karti hai.
Mujhe aisa lagne laga ki vo jaan bhujkar apani chuchliyan bazu se miswane ke liye iss tarah saans le rahi thi taki chuchliyan aage ki taraf tan jaye aur meri baju se dab jaye aur fir saans ko iss tarah leti ki vo baju se door ho jaye aur yeh kriya vo baar baar dohra rahi thi. Uske aisa karne se mujhe bhi maza aane laga tha kyounki uski chuchliyan mujhe thodhi sakhat aur tani hui lag rahi thi, jaisa ki nai nai jawan hui ladki ki hoti hain.
Maine socha ki baat karke iske man ki toh leta hu ki ye chahti kya hai aur kyoun aisa kar rahi hai
A: Tumhe meri Personal Secretary ban kar kaisa lag raha hai.
G: (Meri taraf dekhte hue) bahut hi accha lag raha hai, jaise ki mujhe sab kuch mil gaya ho
A: are aisa kya mil gaya jo itna khush honrahi ho
G: sabse pehle tu aapka sath, jab main aapki PS ban gayi hu tu aapka sath hi nahi balki aap ka najdiki sath, dusra aapne mujhe itni jayada salary di hai jiske.shayad main layak nahi hu aur itna hi nahi aap tu mujhe advance paise bhi de rahe hain jisse main apane aap ko acche se ban sanwar kar ranhu
A: tu isme naya kya hai, main jisko bhi apani Personal Secretary banata usse yeh sab offer karta, haan ho sakta hai ki uski salary kam hoti aur honsakta hai ki usse advance bhi na deta.
G: Main aapka yeh ehsaan kabhi nahi bhulungi
A: Tum meri behan ho aur behan par ehsaan kaisa
G: Yeh aapka badapan hai aur mujhe tu aapne apne ehsano tale daba diya hai.
A: apane man me koi bhojh mat rakhi aur apane dil se nikal do ki tum mere ehsaano ke neeche dabi hui ho balki isse apana hak samjho
G: aap apani taraf se sahi keh rahe hain, lekin jaisa ki maine pehle bhi request ki thi ki aap mujhe behan nahi sirf aur sirf Personal Secretary samjhiye aur agar aapko lagta hai ki Personal Secretary ki salary km honi chahiye aur use advance bhi nahi milana chahiye
aap mere sath vaisa hi vyavahar kijiye, jisse mujhe ehsaan ke neeche dabi hui bhavna se nizat mil sake
A: Mujhe khushi hai ki tumne aisa socha lekin yeh bhi satya hai ki maine tumhe behan mana hai aur yeh sab tumhe usi vajah se offer kiya hai aur main issme kisi tarah ki katauti nahi karunga. Baki tumhari iccha hai ki tumhe Personal Secretary banna hai ki nahi.
G: aap agar mujhe kuch bhi nahi dete tab bhi main khushi khushi aapki Personal Secretary banana chahti kyounki yeh mera soubhagya hoga ki aapki Personal Secretary bankar aapke najdik rehne ka mouka milega. Aap tu mere liye Bhagwan jaise hain
A: Mujhe tu sirf Insaan hi rehne do aur apane aap ko itna daba hua samjhogi tu Personal Secretary wala kaam kaise karogi.
G: Sir aap chinta na kare, main aapko kisi bhi jagah meri vajah se sharminda nahi hone dungi aur main apane aap ko sabit kar dungi ki aapne mujhe apani Personal Secretary banakar koi galti nahi ki hai
A: Lekin tum kaise karogi, tumhe tu koi experience nahi hai
G: Mujhe practical experience nahi hai lekin theoritical experience sab hain kyounki meri saheli mujhse puri tarah khuli hui hai aur sari baten share karti hai aur sab batati hai.
A: kya kya bataya
G: sabse pehli baat tu yeh batai ki PS ko apane boss ka ek ang samjhana chahiye
A: kya matlab
G: Jaise hth, paanv ya aankhe hamare sharir ke alag alag ang hain usi tarah se PS bhi boss ka ek ang honi chahiye aur itna hi nahi baki ang tu ek hi kaam kar sakte hai parantu PS aisa ang hona chahiye jisme kai sare ango ka kaam aana chahiye jo boss ki har jarurat ko pura kar sake
A: (man me usse cheddne ki sochi) kaisi bhi jarurat
G: haan bilkul kaisi bui jarurat
A: chahe vo jarurat PS ki iccha ke virudh hi kyoun na ho
G: Ji bilkul, meri saheli ne yeh bataya hai ki PS ko apani icchaon ko nikal fenkna hota hai aur uske liye boss hi sabkuch hota hai. Boss ki iccha ko usse apani iccha banana hota hai.
A: agar boss kahe ki dance karke dikhao
G: Dance tu bahut choti si vhij hai, boss tu pata nahi kya kya keh sakta hai, isliye aap nischint ranhe main aapko shikyat ka mouka nahi dungi. Haan usne ek baat yeh jarur batai hai ki agar kisi deal me boss ne kuch aisa keh diya hain jisse deal ko nuksaan ho raha ho tu boss ke virudh jakar us deal ko success karana PS ka kaam jota hai.
A: Yaar tum ti bahutbkuch janti ho
G: ji
A: ye batao ki boss kai baar aisi jagah jata hai janha drinks bhi hote hain tu kya tumne kabhi drinks li hai
G: nahi, pehle kanhi nahi li, lekin waqt padne par main peeche nahin hatungi.
A: ho sakta hai ki kal jab deal ho tu tumhe drinks lena pade tab kya karogi
G: (meri baat sunkar vo thodha hichkachi aur fir mere us hath ko (jisme usne ungaliyan fansai hui thi ) uthakar apane dil ke paas legai) aap chinta na kare main pi lungi
A: (uski chuchliyon ka ehsaas mere hath par ho raha tha jo mujhe uski taraf aakarshit kar raha tha) tumhe malum hai pehli baar lene par kai baar thaska lag jata hai aur pine ke baad log behak jate hain aur behak kar pata nahi kya kya kar baithte hain
G: agar aisi baat hai tu waqt ki jarurat ke hissab se mujhe aaj hi drinks lekar uska anubhav karna padega taki aapki shan me koi gustakhi na ho
A: Leki Gita yeh theek nahi hai, tum meri choti behan jaisi ho
G: Sir, please mujhe ab choti behan samjhana band kar de, main aapki PS hu aur mujhe aap aaj hi drinks ka experience karwa dijiye
A: Gita kuch ulta sulta ho gaya tu lene ke dene pad jayenge
G: Sir kuch nahi hoga, aapki PS bahut himmat wali hai
A: Theek hai jaisi tumhari marji, ab yeh batao ki drinks kanha logi kisi restaurant me ya vanha room me
G: Sir, mujhe tu experience karna hai, isse koi fark nahin padta ki kanha lenge, lekin kyounki yeh deal kisi achi jagah hogi tu meri ray me kisi bade restaurant me leni chahiye taki us mauhul me dhal sake.
A: Jaisi tumhari marji, lekin jayada late ho jayenge
G: Sir aisa karte hain, jo bhi aage koi bada Hotel
ayega vanha par yeh experience kar lete hain aur agar late hone lagenge tu raat ko vanhi rukkar subah chale jayenge.
A: Very intelligent
G: (hanste hue) aapki PS hu Sir
A: yeh tu tumne prove kar diya
G: Sir ek baat aur, Meri guzarish hai ki jab ham bar cum restaurant me janye tu aap mujhe behan nahi balki girlfriend banakar le jaiye
A: kyoun
G: Sir bar me bhai behan nahi jate na aur abse aap mujhe apani girlfriend maan lijiye
A: Yeh theek nahi hai
G: (Mere hath ko apane dil se uthakar apani gardan ke piche se nikal kar mere hath ko apane kandhe par rakh liya aur dusre hath ki ungali ko mere hontho par rakh kar chup rahne ka sanket diya) Please ab main aapki behan nahi balki girlfriend hu aur aap ko nirash nahi hone dungi.
A: (Uske kandhe ko apne hath se dabate hue) Mera man nahi maan raha hai
G: Sir, jayada sochiye mat aur apani girlfriend ke sath enjoy kariye
A: Yaar tum meri Personal Secretary ho ya girlfriend
G: Sir, main hu tu Personal Secretary, lekin bar me girlfriend ban kar jaungi
A: aisa kyoun
G: Sir, meri saheli bata rahi thi ki boss ke sath aisi jagah par vo unki kabhi girlfriend tu kabhi biwi bankar jati hai, isliye maine kaha tha, baki jaisa aap kanhe
A: Tumhari saheli tu bahut trained hai aur tum usse training lekar trained ho rahi ho
G: Sir ab us training ko yanha par anubhav karungi aur ab tu actual me main bhi practical experience lungi
A: kaise
G: aapki girlfriend bankar aapke sath bade se hotel me jaungi
A: Girlfriend apane boyfriend ko Sir kehkar bulati hai kya?
G: Sir vo tu naam se bulati hai, lekin mujhe sankoch ho raha hai.
A: abhi tu badi confident lag rahi thi aur ab sankoch ho raha hai, agar sankoch ho raha hai tu cancel karte hain, nahi tu mujhe naam se bulao
G: Sir mai nahi kar paungi
A: (Maine uske kandhe se apana hath hata liya) Theek hai jaise Tumhari marji
G: (Mere hath ko pakadkar apane kandhe par rakh liya aur ekdam se mere gale lag gayi) Aaa…..mmmm…ii…tt
A: (Uski thudhi ke neeche ungali rakhkar uske chere ko upar uthatte hue) That’s like a good girl. Be bold and brave
G: Yes Sir
A: (Maine use fir se chhod diya) Jao dur baitho
G: (Apani banhe mere gale me daalkar Mujhe kaskar gale lagate hue) A .a .m .i…tt Main aage se naam se bulaungi, please mujhe maaf kar do.
Vo mujhse chipki hui thia uski chuchliyan meri chaudi chhati me dhansi hui thi jisse mera rakt sanchar badne laga tha aur ab maine bhi socha ki thodha sa aage bad kar dekhta hu aur maine bhi use apani banhon me lekar use ke kaan me sargoshi ki “Gita is my girlfriend”. Gita boli “Yes Sir’
Maine jaise hi yeh suna tu use fir se chhod diya aur kaha “Tum girlfriend nahi ban sakti”
Gita meri baat sun kar ek baar fir udaas ho gayi, lekin fir usne vo kar diya jiski mujhe ummid nahi thi, vo kaskar mere gale lag gayi aur apane tapte hue honthon ko mere hontho par rakh diya aur fir mere ek honth ko apane hontho me lekar jor se kiss karne lagi aur thodhi der ke baad usne mere hontho ko chhodkar apana munh dusri taraf fer liya kyounki usse sharam aa rahi thi.
Jab kuch der tak maine kuch nahin kiya tu vo meri taraf palti aur mere seene me apana munh chupakar kehne lagi “Ab mat kehna ki main aapki girlfriend nahi ban sakti yeh mere jeevan ka pehla kiss tha jo mere boyfriend Amit ke naam”
Maine uski baat sunkar use gale laga liya aur uske mathe par kiss karke kaha “Gita, meri girlfriend, ab khush”
Usne mujhe apani banhon me bhinch liya jisse uski chuchliyan meri chati me dhanskar mere Maharaj ko aaukat me lane lagi thi.

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