Update-16
***** daksh- dad what happened?
Why you are here?
Dad- kismat le aae beta
Daksh- but dad aapne mujhe bataya bhi nahi
Aur ye kaise hue, aap yaha kaise?
I mean….
Dad- calm down Daksh
Jo bhi maine kiya uska result to milna hi tha
Daksh- aisa aapne kya kiya tha jo aap yaha tak pahuch gaye
Please mujhe bataeye kya hua?
Kisne kiya
I swear to God I will kill him
Dad- Daksh tumhre samne puri jindagi padi hai
Jo hua usse bhul jao aur ek new suruvaat karo
Daksh- nahi bhul sakta
Na hi usse jiski vajah se ye sab hua hai aur na hi aapki ye halaat
Dad- tujhe bhulna padega
Main nahi chahta ki mera beta mere jaisa bane
Tujhe naam kamana hai ache tarike se
Aur fir hum vo sab hasil karenge jo humara tha
Daksh- dad just say the word and I will destroy them
Dad- not now Daksh
They are powerful and you just a little brat
Tumhe vaha pahuchna hai jaha se koe tujhe chhu bhi nahi paae
Lekin usse pehle tujhe shadow me rahna hoga
Daksh- mujhe na etna intzaar hoga aur na main tab tak jinda rah paunga
Dad- maine tumhre admission ki baat karli hai
Sare formalities puri ho chuki hai
Tujhe vaha jana hai as a normal kid and apna career banana hai lekin bina highlight hue
Na tujhe topper bane rahna hai aur na duffer
Har kisi se normally baat karni hai
Aur ek normal student ki life jeeni hai
Uske baad jo hoga vo main dekh lunga
Daksh- dad……
Dad- main tujhse permission nahi le raha hu
Tujhe bata raha hu ki tujhe jana hai
Aur aaj ke baad yaha mat aana
Main nahi chahta ki mera beta mujhe jail me dekhe
Ab tu ja aur padhae kar
Daksh- I love you dad
Dad- I love you more beta
Ab ja nahi to main ro dunga********
Hritik- coach kya bol raha tha be
Daksh- kuch khash nahi
Chale yaha se
Hritik- ha chal
Daksh aur baki sab Kiran ko bye bolte hai aur vaha se chale jate hai
Daksh- tum log jao mujhe thoda kaam hai
Arjun- kya kaam hai lavde tujhe
Daksh- tu bhi chal raha hai mere sath
Arjun- main kahi nahi ja raha
Gand mara apni
Daksh- thik hai mat ja
Main to Simran se milane wala tha tujhe
Arjun- nikalo sab ke sab
Mujhe aur mere Bhai ko bahut important kaam hai
Pawan- lund sala
Fir sab chale jate hai aur Bach jate hai Daksh aur arjun
Arjun- Ab sale usko dondnege kaise?
Daksh- kisko?
Arjun- Hritik ki bandi ko
Ohh sorry hone wali bandi ko
Uske paas hi to ja rahe hai
Daksh- samjhdaar ho gaya hai tu to
Arjun- main to bachpan se hi samjhdaar tha lekin sala koe apni value hi nahi karta
Daksh- chal girls hostel ki taraf chalte hai vaha dikh gae to thik nahi to fir simran ko bolenge
Arjun- waw girls hostel
Mohini bhi hogi vaha to
Daksh- ha usse bhi baat kar lunga
Arjun- main
Main baat kar lunga
Daksh- are tu kare ya main ek hi baat hai
Arjun- fir teri jagah aaj main chhod lu Simran ko
Daksh- tu bc humesha usi par aakar kyu ruk jata hai
Arjun- kyuki vo pehla pyaar thi
Tune bc dhokhe se chhin li mujhse
Daksh- oye bosdike kuch bhi bol le magar dhokhebaaz nahi
Arjun- thik hai sale tu ek saap hai
Jisse kitna bhi dood pila lo ek na ek din katega jarur
Daksh- Simran khoob dood pilati hai bc
Aur usse katne me maja bhi aata hai
Arjun- Gand mara bc
Aur aage aage chalne laga
Daksh thodi bhag ke uske sath hua
Daksh- acha ye to bata ki mohini ke liye kitna serious hai
Arjun- dekh bro abhi main tujhko bol du ki bahut serious hu lekin agar future me situation change ho gaye to??
Esse acha hai go with the flow
Sab thik raha to acha nahi raha to bhi acha hi hai
Daksh- bc etna samjhdar kabse ho gaya tu sach me
Arjun- chutiyo ke sath rahta hu eska ye matlab nahi hai ki chutiya hu
Vaise bhi mujhe ladkiyo ki izzat karna mujhe aata hai
Daksh- bosdike kya kya bolta rahta hu aur izzat karta hai?
Har ladki ko dekhke hi to chodne ki sapne dekhne lagta hai
Arjun ruk ke
Ek baat bata Ek taraf main hu jo kuch bhi bol deta hu aur kuch bhi sapne dekhne lagta hu aur dusri taraf koe aur hai jo na to kuch bolta hai aur na kuch sapne dekhta hai lekin jab mokka milta hai to vo koe bhi ghinone kaam karne se piche nahi hatata
To bata kon bura hai yaha
Ye baat etni powerful thi agar koe samjhe to ki Daksh ke muh se Ek word nahi nikla
Vo Arjun ko aise dekhne laga jaise esse vo janta hi nahi aur na usne expect kiya tha ki Arjun aisa kuch soch ya bol sakta hai
Arjun- Bhai ye hi problem hai apne desh ki
Hum jo hai logo ke samne hai aur esliye log pasand nahi karte
Vahi jo ek saaye me chhupe rah kar gande kaam karte hai sala log unko pujane lagte hai
Aisi pehli baar hua tha ki Daksh ko Arjun ki sari baatein bilkul sahi lag rahi thi
Arjun- tu bata humne college ki kis ladki ko pareshan kiya hai ya kisi par koe galat comment kiya hai
Jo Dost hai unko chhod ke
Lekin fir bhi es ladki ne Hritik ko apan dono ki vajah se mana kar diya
Daksh- tu thik hai?
Arjun- ha mujhe kya hoga
Daksh- nahi bas aise hi puch raha tha
Arjun- bosdike sidhe bol na ki chutiya lag rahi hai meri baatein tujhe
Daksh kuch bolne wala tha ki samne dekh ke ruk gaya
Oye Oye vo dekh
Vohi hai na
Arjun uske ishare ki taraf dekhne laga
Arjun- lag to vohi rahi hai
Daksh- sath me kon hai
Arjun- bc kismat me hi lode lage hai
Daksh- fuck mohini hai na vo
Arjun- vohi hai
Daksh- ye le teri love story ke bhi lode lag gaye
Arjun- pehle jo kaam karne aaye the vo karle
Daksh- ha chal
Undono ke pass jake
Daksh- hey
Can we talk for a second please
Vo ladki Daksh aur Arjun ko dekh ke sakal banane lagi
Daksh- please it’s important
Ladki- bolo thoda rudely
Arjun- akele me
Jisse sunkar mohini Arjun ko dekhne lagi jaise kuch soch rahi hu
Mohini- okay ruhi main tujhe hostel me milti hu aur Arjun ko gurte hue chali gae
Ruhi- jaldi bolo kya hai
Mujhe bahut kaam hai
Daksh- hum us din ke liye sorry bolne aaye the
Ruhi- lekin aaj hi kyu pehle to kabhi nahi aaye
Let me guess kyuki maine tumhre friend ko mana kar diya esliye?
Arjun- dekho us din hum nashe me the
Aur hume nahi pata tha ki tum us baat ko leke etna serious ho jaoge
Ruhi- to tumhra ye matlab hai ki tum kisi ko kuch bhi bol do aur unhe kuch feel hi na
Daksh- yaar kyu ek baat ko etna khich rahi ho
Hritik bahut acha ladka hai
5 Saal me pehli baar koe ladki pasand aae hai usse aur hum nahi chahte ki humari vajah se vo bhi door ho jaye
Arjun- dekho sorry humne bol diya hai aur agar tumko aur kuch chahiye to vo bata do bas es baat ko yahi khatam kardo
Ruhi- ek shirt hai meri
Daksh- manjur hai
Ruhi- pehle sunlo
Arjun- ha bolo
Ruhi- tum dono aaj ke baad Hritik se nahi miloge na hi baat karoge
Arjun- behanchod bolte hue mood gaya
Ruhi- kya bole tum?
Daksh- kuch nahi uska apne muh badabadane ki aadat hai
Ruhi- to bolo manjur hai?
Arjun gusse me muda aur kuch bolne hi wala tha ki Daksh ne rok diya
Daksh- din me nahi milenge aur na hi baat karenge lekin raat ko nahi ho sakta
Ruhi- to fir bhad me jao
Arjun- sala apni hi galti thi
Aur usko bhi bol diya ki achi ladki hai
Ab tagdi gand lagegi
Arjun Ab saaf saaf bolne lag gaya
Daksh- vo Dost hai esliye yaha tak aagaye aur etna kuch maan bhi liya
Lekin tumhe sach me lagta hai ki agar hum maan bhi jate to vo manta
Chalo chhodo tumhri marji
Aur vo Bhai hai agar kabhi bhi kisi bhi situation me samne aaya to sath dene me hum bhi piche nahi hatenge
Again sorry us din ke liye
Daksh- chal arjun
Arjun bina kuch bole uske sath chal diya
Arjun- bc pyaar muhobaat ka to jamana hi nahi raha
Koe bc humse maafi mangne aaya sala maaf karna to chhodo free me daru pilaenge vo alag
Daksh- chhod na kyu senti ho raha hai
Apna kaam to ek baar try karna vo kiya
Ab vo mane ya na mane ye uski marji
Arjun- bhosdike ye college walo ne marks aur bejh diye ghar par
Gand faat rahi hai
Daksh- konse marks
Arjun- first semester ke
Daksh- tujhe kya pata
Arjun- kuch logo ke ghar pahuch chuke hai
Daksh- to ro kyu raha hai
Sab clear to hai
Arjun- bhosdike grades naam ki bhi Koe chhij hoti hai
Daksh- acha aisa hai kya mujhe nahi pata tha
Aur sale ye bata tujhe kabse pata rahne lag gaya ki kon kya kar raha hai
Arjun- main to score karne ja raha tha vahi raste me kisi ko baat karte suna
Daksh- kuch jada nahi sunene lag gaya tu
Arjun- chhod na bc
Chal central building chalte hai
Daksh- kyu gand maraega vaha
Arjun- ladkiya hogi vaha
Daksh- ajeeb chutiya hai tu
Bc ladkiya jada girls hostel ke pass hogi ya central building ke paas
Arjun- point
Ek kaam karte hai yahi bath jate hai
Daksh- thodi der pehle to bc tujhe pyaar ho rakha tha
Arjun- lekin tujhe to nahi hua hai na
Main to bas teri help kar raha hu
Daksh- bas bas mere Bhai apni help na apne paas rakh
Arjun- mujhe usse baat karni hai
Kya bolu?
Daksh- tu kabse etna fattu hone lag gaya be
Aur bc chutiya to bana mat
Tujhe pehle hi raita faila diya hai
Arjun- matlab
Daksh- jaise vo tujhe ghur rahi thi mujhe lagta hai tune gand to mara li hai
Arjun- bc maine to kuch nahi kiya
Are mc
Daksh- batana kya kiya hai tune
Arjun- uski ek photo par comment
Daksh- aur vo comment kya tha
Arjun- nice pic deer
Daksh- deer ya dear
Arjun- bakchodi ka man tha to deer likh diya
Daksh- aur?
Arjun- bahut garmi feel ho rahi hai tumhre dad heater banate hai kya?
Daksh- waw betichod waw
Arjun- abe fuk rakha tha
Bakchodi bakchodi me likh diya
Daksh- ab bakchodi bakchodi me titar hole yaha se
Dikh mat jana
Arjun- Bhai batana kya karu
Daksh- mujhe kya pata
Bc main kya Koe love guru hu?
Arjun- ab aisa karega Bhai ke sath
Daksh- Chal Chal nikal hawa aane de
Vaise bhi bahut smell aa rahi hai tujhme
Arjun- gand mara bc
Dekh lunga tujhe
Daksh- chal ab yaha se fir dekhta rahiyo mera…..

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